>>65007289
>walking to work one day
>some blonde 40 something mom is walking towards me in a plate carrier
>is that a plate carrier?
>OMG YASS I PUT IN THE PLATES FOR EXTRA WEIGHT IT'S SOOOOOO GREAAAAAT
now i want a plate carrier for some reason i didn't think you could get one in commiefornia

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>>65008208
sorry that was my cool wine aunt who loves "rucking"

>>65008208
I don't see why it would be illegal to have clothes that can slot in a laptop tbf. Armor plates, idk about that one.

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>>65008291
I 'member like a week after this happened, some leftie group bought an enormous billboard beside I-95, and plastered this picture up on it.
So thousands upon thousands of commuters and vacationers would pass it daily.
now THAT was shitpoasting.

>>65008314
she was pretty cute anon congrats on a a hot aunt.
>>65008316
she had ar500s in there. we live pretty rural though i wouldn't be surprised if she picked up the plates in reno

>>65008291
>>65008323
Funniest part is the kid never regretted getting deported. Even Dems nowadays dont want Cubans here because they flipped Florida red.

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>>65008291
the unedited version
tfw the picture is older than the majority of newfags on 4chan now

>>65008208
>>65008512

You can still legally buy any kind of body armor in CA unless you're a felon. Dems push a ban every few years but somehow angry LAites and SFoids realize it'll ban the level IIIA backpacks they bought their children for school shooter protection and shout down the proposed ban.

>>65008695
https://youtu.be/jgvfzeRJNdE

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>>65008291
God I love the MP5

>>65008718
>level IIIA backpacks
What for?
My backpack could stop RPGs with the number of books I had to lug around.

>>65009002
parents think their kids take their textbooks out of their backpacks

>>65008526
That's because he didn't get deported. It was a custody battle that his dad won and he was returned with his family like his father wanted. They didn't kick the kid out of the country. Also, I'm pretty sure the dude in the pic killed himself at some point, so it's not really a good picture at all.

>>65008208
From what I've experienced, a lot of californians believe strange things like you need a special license to buy and sell tactical gear, including pouches. Even the """republican""" voting ones. Don't bother trying to correct them since all you do is make yourself look like a "potential mass shooter" which means they will attempt to red flag you. And I don't think I need to remind you that california has one of the most, if not THE most, permissive red flag laws in the country.

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>>65007289
for me it's the frogs GIGN. They are constantly aura farming and have a unit specialist in everything from frogman to paratroopers they are just too cool. And they often get gucci gear made for them

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>>65009718
They are known to wear special limited edition watches made for them kek, if this is not gucci gearing