>be you>get knocked out>wake up in cretaceous period Earth 67 million years agoYou have the choice to have one gun from the present day be transported to you. What would it be?
>>65011221are the dinos ridiculously strong against bullets ? Am I allowed to carry magazines? Do I have infinite ammo ? Be more precise anon this is a serious board
>>65011221Schwerer Gustav
>>65011226used as a direct fire close range weapon
>>65011225>Do I have infinite ammoNo>Am I allowed to carry magazinesyes>are the dinos ridiculously strong against bullets ?Depends on the dino
>>65011221muh dicka FAMASyo mamathe super long revolver that I pull from my pocket a katana rpg7that one french vespa with a canon the homer Simpson revolver the portal gun nukesa key gungyrojet ...to be continued
>>650112211911
>>65011221My dick
>>65011236but like in movies they are literally impossible to kill. Otherwise I have no clue how often I would see a Dino so I will assume it's like seeing an animal in the forest, pretty rare so I don't have to worry about ammo. You don't really need super long range if you have enough stopping power, so I'll say a 20mm grenade launcher. It'll kill everything instantly but the grenades are small enough to carry more than 100 and it's easy to aim
>>65011221I want to hit a Trex with a flechette launcher
>>65011221probably a modern smoothbore flintlock would be best, you might actually be able to make ammo
>>65011258>but like in moviesIn retarded movies, yeah
Depth charges if I ever have to go fishing. The prehistoric seas are scary.
>>65011293average cajun fisherman
>>65011221M1911Turns out .45acp is the extinction event that wipes out the dinosaurs.
>>65011221A quality controlled-round feed bolt action in .458 Lott or .505 Gibbs. Any caliber that can stop an elephant in its tracks with a well-placed round is probably going to work just fine on most dinosaurs.
>>65011307Based and boomer-pilled
>>65011318The most common calibers used to kill Elephants are 22lr and 7.62x39
>>65011294If it works on gators, it should work on Deinosuchus.
>>65011307you have to complete the time loop by properly fossilizing it before you die
>>65011221>https://www.amazon.com/Sex-T-Rex-Pleasing-King-Lizard-ebook/dp/B07D2Z8LJ5Why would i bring a gun?
>>65011340Only way to not have a horrible death is die in an isolated desert cave. A lot of fossils are from mudslides.
>>65011286Why smoothbore specifically tho?
>>65011350but that tar pit looked totally crossable
>>65011221G3 with a collapsing stock, light and a dot, Im still confident .308 would drop most dinosaurs in a burst. Dinosaurs aren't invincible and a lot of the carnivorous ones have hollow bones. If weight wasn't a problem an M240 would be nice but I don't want to carry 30 lbs of gun and it probably wouldnt be necessary unless you were actively fighting something like ceratopsians, ankylosaurs or the biggest theropods of the time. You could probably get away with an AR or AK fine too.
>>65011344The fuck
>>65011221>gunNo need. I have the flu right now. Even if I die I will take millions of them with me.
>>65011362rifling will wear out over time, also good luck making projectiles precisely enough for a rifle
>>65011221A nice 22lr you can breakdown. You guys thinking you will be on a dino safari are kidding yourselves. You are alone with one gun. Bagging small game with a small caliber is the way to travel light and survive.
>>65011423this. even without a flu you're a walking talking mass extension bioweapon.a true son of nurgle..
>>65011458>walks up to you and eats youDidn't think this one through did you?
>>65011236>Do I have infinite ammo>NoDoesn't really matter then because you'll be lucky to last a week. Modern animals, even predators, have millions of years of conditioning to be wary of humans. Dinosaurs would have none of that and would see you the same way a modern crocodile sees you. A lot of them likely had very complex pack hunting strategies and even with infinite ammo you'd be in for a rough time. Limited ammo? If you're lucky you'll survive until it runs out.
>>65011221die from the oxygen difference
>>65011497Oxygen was likely adequate, co2 levels were higher but predators, unfamiliar pathogens, and the fauna would be extremely dangerous. You would probably need to stay near a coast, ideally on a small island with fresh water without predators and survive off fish. For this, a .22 rifle would probably be best but honestly i would want a shotgun adequate to kill myself
>>65011497>>65011568It may also just be too damn hot.
>>65011571not unbearably hot. plenty of temperate biomes around, and the hottest hot you have it already in this time. it's not like the late permian when temperatures reached 65 celsius during the day
>>65011423>>65011461>he didn't listen to the advice his father gave to him on his wedding dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1hmiaNReCg
doesn't matter, whatever gun I can use to off myself
>>65011788you are given the liberator pistol
>>65011344>click link>a dozen other girl-on-dino books recommendedzero chance this isn't just one or two dudes claiming to be female authors for their fetish
>>65011293The prehistoric viruses and bacteria are even scarier since you have zero immunity. Like small pox versus the Americas but worse.
>>65011402>He doesn't know about the Tingleverse The scary part is that they're actually well written.
>>65011876Bacteria maybe, but viruses fuck no. Viruses are very species-specific, and there weren't even primates back then.
>>65011939>viruses are very species specificAre you fucking pretending?
>>65011221Model 70 with .300 WinMagI will do the meteor's job before it gets here.
>>65012340Zoonotic diseases are rare and only originate where people have prolonged contact with high density animal populations. The chance of you catching something in the Cretaceous that is dangerous (outside of like an infected cut or whatever) are far far lower than they are in any given farming village over the last 5000 years, including today.
>>65011221Drilling in 9.2x64r under 12 gauge.
>>65011221Why would you not even mention how much ammo we get? Why would the answer to the question be anything other than an extremely high powered rifle if we don't even know how much ammo we get? Stupid thread, op.
>>65011221You won't survive no matter which gun and even with infinite ammo, Cretaceous was an oven compared to the present day, even MENA folks will die in 24 hours while snownegroes will croak after a couple of hours.Water in this era has also not been assploded (introducing charcoal, sulfur and other purifying reagents) and Ice Aged multiple times to paleolithic levels, you can't even use it for washing without introducing more bacteria and viruses to yourself.
>>65012560cringe, play OPs game or shut the fuck up nobody cares about the science behind it, why don't you bitch about time travel if you want to bitch about something
>>65012560>Cretaceous was an oven compared to the present dayeww, we're not star wars, Earth isn't a single biome planet. and see: >>65012573
>>65011221Probably that new Ruger Alaskan rifle in 9.3x62, preferably with the +2 floorplate that Alaska Arms company makes.With that, I'll be heading north to Alaska. It was still a bit cold there, with the average temperature being around 32, but that means that I'll be able to preserve food more easily and not have to deal with the larger wildlife down south. Nanuqsaurus would be a threat, but it's not so big that I would feel worried shooting it. Edmontosaurus and Pachyrhinosaurus are also big, but I figure as long as I stay out of their nesting and migration areas I should be safe enough. Everything else is small enough to kill with a spear. There are also several salmon, sturgeon, and small mammal species to eat.
I'd probably just take something in REAL FUCKIN' NATO and pray, maybe a FAL. If it can fire after decades in African hands it should work for two weeks innapast. Realistically, if I'm attacked by something that round can't kill and the noise of firing won't scare off I'm probably boned anyway. Not that I'd last long with just what I normally keep on me regardless, but then I also don't own a full power rifle either.
I will give the Dino-niggers a show of force they understand. Small, large IDGAF you get the werfer
>>65011221The dinos won't get you the diseases will.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEdiFjeDWRw
>>65013251>100ft long tapewormsHell no
Whatever the situation is my answer stays the same. Gyrojet.
>>65011221Gold plated Desert Eagle
For me, it's the TP-82 cosmonaut survival gun. Three barrels: two shotgun, one rifle. The stock doubles as a machete. If the Soviets trusted it to survive against bears and tigers after landing their spacecraft in Siberia, I can trust it to fend off some dinos.
>>65011221>Cetaceous period>Earth isn't populated by whales and dolphinsWho writes this shit?
