https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/jill-biden-secret-service-agent-shooting-philadelphia-international-airport/Bets on it being sig, also secret service seems to have fallen off HARD. Remember them bumbling around like retards and there being a bunch of scrawny female agents when trump got shot in the ear? What happened, they used to have some prestige?
>>65014289If you think about it, only the dumbest of all retards would want to protect "Very Important People" in the year 2026 best to let them die we're better off without them
>>65014289None of these incidents have occurred with an in office president.It might shock you that they put the A team guarding the president while the rest of SS protection is handed out to scraps not trusted enough.
>>65014298SS has two types of A-teams>protective>investigativeand there is not any real overlap between these duties. despite this, you'll see retard leadership trying to mix protective and investigative agents into the others roles all the fucking time when there's a spike in demand for one or the other.
>>65014295Its basically government tier mobster goon work, you get to sit at the table and eat fancy with the rich people, buy their groceries, pick up their kids from school and even bring your family along. It looks good if you have no gumption over politics whatsoever and just want a cozy high end, low skill job.>>65014289And you get that quality of person fucking up a lot, a lot more often now because so many people have so little in the way of useful skills. Remember the SS guy who leaked important shit while taking selfies from a toilet at AF1?
>>65014342>Remember the SS guy who leaked important shit while taking selfies from a toilet at AF1?No. Sauce?
>>65014342>Its basically government tier mobster goon workFunny you mention that, as the Secret Service are a nationalized subsidiary of the Pinkertons which are STILL doing mobster goon work for major corporations.
>>65014289>What happened, they used to have some prestige?secret service has always been a complete joke since their inception. It's a dumping ground for incompetents and washouts.
>>65014781It was as funny as it was shocking learning about the Pinkertons from Red Dead Redemption and then reading an article about them union busting for Amazon.
>flips chair around>"... So, you blasted a hole through your femoral artery, huh?"
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>>65014289>Fuckin A brother, get off the XWhen I was on the security detail for another agency the #1 rule was don’t rear end the hard car with the follow car and #2, was never be late. I guess it was just assumed not to shoot your ass.
