Would you kick some random poorly camouflaged object as this russian did?
Kek.this is equally as stupid but a tad less funny than the tree doorbell.
>>65018374Fucking hell, I laughed
>>65018374honestly I mightdepends on the vibes
>>65018374>Would you kick some random poorly camouflaged object as this russian did?I've seen a bunch of ziggers die from picking up "discarded" medpacks and other random supplies that ukies drop from drones.Kicking it first is a step up from their usual happy-go-fucky behaviour.
>>65018374In one of the manuals (might've been one of the OSS ones?) during WWII there was a suggestion to place mines below piles of horse manure on the road, as German motor pool drivers had been noted to frequently deliberately drive over them.
>>65018374zigga blew up like Combat Carl
>>65018381>Tree doorbell more info?
>>65018381
>>65019112You're in enemy territory, an active war zone and suddenly see a doorbell on a tree. What do you do, anon?Be honest.
>>65018402hey kermit anon, good to see you're alive dudet. moderate
>>65019138>honestly, I would ring it myself, blyad
>>65019128It calls to me. I must push.
>>65019138I mean, you have to press it.
>>65019138I cannot lie. I might do it. If it is a trap they deserve it
>>65019204>It calls to meMoshi Moshi, bomba desu
>>65019128>>65019138
>westoids will never comprehend the eastoid bants of filling slashed football with rocks in middle of road and asking random passerby to kick it back to youor maybe they will, i don't know how you guys passed time over there but this is a core memory in yurop
>>65020046I used to build sand castles with a half buried rock as the heart of them in case someone kicked them
>>65022710This is entrapment man
>>65019187Based blackpill bro.
>>65022710Nigga I should have done this to my legally retarded cousin, the asshole destroyed most of the toys of our family.
>>65018374tfw the intrusive thoughts win
>>65022924>This is entrapment man
>>65019112
>>65022924Nah, entrapment would be going to some random faggots and edging him on to go and kick the castle
>>65018374It didn't go off because of his kick, it's was remote controlled .
>>65023544>remote controlledUnlikely.Ukies drop boobytrapped packages on approach routes, they're disturbance triggered.
>Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise>Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday>You got mud on your face, you big disgrace>Kicking your bomb all over the place
>>65018374It'd free though, even better than on-sale!
>>65025028That's a zigger that knows a bargain when he sees one.
>>65025036All the 3day smo guys got their ipoods and free toilet seats, Ukraine just leaves all this expensive shit lying around so be the first guy in your town to get a free mine
>>65022710Warcrime
>>65019138>billions of years of chemistry and physics culminating in the creation of life. Hundreds of millions of years of life selectively breeding, evolving and surviving eventually creating a sentient man.>all of it to end with the instinctive automonous push of a doorbell IED>the supreme being's face overseeing the entire drama
>>65025076>billions of years of chemistry and physics culminating in the creation of lifeBold of you to assume that life was the point.
>>65025028>When my prison fanmail from Ted Kaczynski arrives.
>>65023040>Honestly, I would have pressed it too.Gets me every time.
>>65019138>in enemy territoryMake a mental note of it and move on.If there's no immediate enemy presence, shoot it off the tree from a distance to ensure none of my retarded buddies (judging from the replies here there would be some) get baited.
>>65025148Blowing yourself up in a really funny way is good for morale. Especially if you trick the platoon shitbag to press it.
>>65019128aye, I Gots to know.. ahh>does it deliver taco bell ?
>>65028061No Taco Bell in Ukraine. Pretty much only McDonalds, KFC and Domino's. Send more franchises, burgerbros.
>>65025046I'll never understand why second guy chooses to keep running after just seeing the earth explode from underneath his buddy?
>>65028233He probably thought it was a shell and ran for cover.
>>65022924Shouldn't have laid siege to Anon's sand castle
>>65028111>No Taco Bell in UkraineVery little in the way of tacos and burritos actually.The Ukrainian palette doesn't really do much spice but milder stuff should be fine and I think tex mex with cheese and sour cream and avocado would be very popular, all of those things are present in modern Ukrainian cuisine.
Stop making me hungry
>>65018621German soldiers left boxes of grenades with modified, 0-second-fuses when retreating in WW2 for the Soviets. Don't they ever learn?
>>65029257they also boobytrapped their way across France, the Low Countries and Germany>>65028111>Send more franchises, burgerbrosno, stay eating whole foodit's not worth it>>65019552>Let's go clubbing!
>>65019078Germans sometimes rigges pianos(!) and placed them on the road or public places.
>>65029257>>65029266
>>65029310>Keith DouglasRIP>explosive thermos flasksTBF those were actual antitank mines roughly the size and shape of a thermos and they were instrumental in stopping Rommel in, I think, First El Alamein
>>65029266>>65029264>>65029257https://youtu.be/TlrmVScFnQo?si=aehw4pcXxk6gb8Vm&t=254
>>65029322It's interesting (given the subject of the thread) that he injured himself towards the end of the book because he wasn't expecting a tripwire to be made using new wire because that's just too obvious and any real tripwire would be cunningly hidden
>>65023040I mean, that would have got 90% of /k/ including me.
>>65025028I bet you anything that one was Ukies observed them being resupplied by drone.
>>65024993Sing it now>we will we will drone you>we will we will drone you*Brian May guitar solo*Exploding vatnik*segue into Another One Bites The Dust*
