Any assholes gonna get stabbed if they start shit with me!!!
I have a bat too
>>65020785>>65020951im so glad i don't go outside anymore
>>65021025Okay no life, while I’m on my bike searching and bashing fascists
>>65020951Give your little sister her bat back.
bad ass dude! is that a bowie? my grandpa killed a vietcong with one back in korea
do you live in hell
>>65023901Konichiwa dude!
>>65020785>Any assholes gonna get stabbed if they start shit with me!!!And then you can set them on fire with the three matches in the 'survival kit', before escaping pursuit using the compass in the end to navigate a nebulous and deceptive trail.
>>65020785>>65020951Noguns
>>65024169I don’t have a permit yet.
>>65024110What are you smoking anon?
>>65024674>permit
>>65024110Lmao. I knew it's this shitty cheapo knife. The camo is dead giveaway.
>>65024949>What are you smoking anon?It's "Medicinal", I assure you!>>65025001They were always at a minimum, a grand source of amusement whenever someone brought one out. The camo-print vinyl sheath, the hollow handle loosely swedged onto the butter soft stainless blade, the "sawback" that was not a saw..Then you had "the survival kit". cheap 20lb test mono fishing line perpetually fused into the shape of a figure 8, a couple tiny hooks that may or may not have eyes. three little tiny strike-nowhere matches and the crowning glory, a wire saw that while actually made of wire, was not a saw.Capping off the mess was a compass that may or may not point to magnetic north.What a glorious contrivance. Most of the people I knew who had one, had it solely for the bottle opener, because it was not good for much else.
>>65025001Nah the camo let's you know that this was the absolute coolest knife you could have at age 12. It had a fishing kit and some matches in the handle so you could survive in the wilderness like the kid in Hatchet. It even had a sharpening stone in the sheath. And it was humongous so you could fight off bears with it.Think back to what it was like to just think cool stuff was cool and stop being a grownup all the time.
>>65025642>the camo let's you know that this was the absolute coolest knife you could haveFTFY.
>>65024961I’m serious here. I haven’t applied for a permit yet. I have things to do before i do that!!!
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>>65025176>>65025001>>65024110>>65020785I actually miss the time when cheap chinkshit (or often Vietnam or some mystery meat SEA country) was open and honest like this.Nowadays the knockoffs are getting good enough to completely oneshot normies and sometimes even I have to look twice to tell some advanced airshit optic/LAM clone apart from the real thing.During TCCC class I was 'treating' a dude from another unit and when struggling with his quick release carrier I ripped one of the plastic buckles clean off.Felt like a hamfisted retard but he was like "it's all right, they were $4 each from Temu".
>>65028089Ok first, i got it back in my Cub Scout days in 2014? Ish. Also is that why it is wobbly right now? Been trying to get it fixed.
>>65020785Anon...I'm going to pretend that you're serious and not just trolling when I tell you this.That knife is basically a kids toy.I would know because I have the exact same one, and when I posted it as part of my collection years ago everyone said the same thing and laughed at me.It was very funny.
>>65020785>>65020951you sound like a trans "person"
>>65028154Ok firstly i am trans, Transwoman, what does that have to do with anything?
>>65020785fuckin 'ell OPI still have mine, somewhereI'll go looking for it when I get home because now Im nostalgic to hold that piece of shit
