What was the worst military you worked with?
>>65023681I've never worked with any military.
>>65023681Americans, they can't think and break things because of low IQ.
>>65023681IDF.What was theirs was theirs, and what was yours, was theirs.You had to keep a close eye on everything.
>>65023681I've only spent any meaningful time with South Koreans. They were a fun bunch, maybe a little undertrained but the bulk of their army are rookie conscripts so thats not a huge surprise. They were great hosts, too.
>>65023681Poles in the early 2010s hands down. I hear they're much less retarded now, though.
Ukrainian armed forces via legion.
US Navyt. US Navy
Americans, they were nice blokes but my god were they stupid
>>65024114Are you a commonwealth nation (Ausfailia or Bri'ish)? If so, not knowing the fact you faggots change the meaning of literally every word in the dictionary because reasons doesn't make people who have to deal with you dumb, just makes them ignorant of your faggotry.
>>65023690fpbp
>>65023703>>65023713>>65024114I'm sure this is all organic and original anecdote posting.
>>65024229well, the OP needs to wait until hostilities decline and normalfags/niggers leave the board to spam whatever board is related to the newest media talking point
Define "worst".>JapsAre so behind the curve its depressing>KoreansGood shit but their officer Corp are nepotistic as all hell, fucking Chaebol corruption everywhere>Krauts and BongsHave no idea what they're fucking doing, no discipline, behind the tech curve>CanucksDiscipline isn't as bad, but they just don't give a shit and guys invest have their paycheck in buying gear that doesn't suck ass, while equipment is in as bad as a state as the Krauts and BongsI'd work with Koreans and Japs if only because they're fun to be around, but Euroniggers and Euroniggerwannabe countries recruit from the bottom of the barrel then forget to make the dregs worth a damn.
>>65023681Americans, but they also rank as the best one as well
>>65025775>Krauts>Have no idea what they're fucking doingPlease, we do exactly as taught
>>65023681ive only worked against them
Dutch. Arrogance mixed with incompetence. Germans are literally 'we don't do that in Germany' meme made manifest. French are arrogant fuckwits and they sneer having to speak English. If the French were a fantasy race they'd be arrogant fucking elves. Bongs are hit and miss. Good banter but half of them are either retards who seem to take it as a joke and the other half are try hards, but I've also met some really competent ones from the Royal Commandos so I dunno if I just got unlucky. Waffles seem to just be happy to be involved.
Certainly Americans. Ukranians were competent. Frogs are decent. Even Saudis were better (and whiter) than Americans.
>>65025775>Have no idea what they're fucking doingYikes. Makes you wonder what the USA is doing if they get curbstomped 48hrs into a 5 day exercise and have to ask for a reset.
>>65023681Burgers & Germans were the worst, both incredibly arrogant in their own ways Surprisingly Canadians were the best and pretty chill but I got lucky being paired with mostly Newfies, apparently nepobabies from the more urbanized locations are awfult. Balt
>>65026274remember, if we don't know what we are doing, neither can our opponents. fast violent and retarded is pure american doctrine
>>65024229NTA but the Izzies were kleptos.In a very polite but obvious way. I've posted this here before, we did a demo for a bunch of them, and they kept trying to take our demo products as "samples". One of them also kept trying to take stuff out of my spare parts box, like the H2 and Enidine carbine buffers I had.It was like keeping a toddler out of a candy bowl. He'd grab a part, look at it and begin to slowly put it in his pocket before I'd tell him to "put that back, please".
>>65026255>French are arrogant fuckwits and they sneer having to speak English. If the French were a fantasy race they'd be arrogant fucking elves.
>>65023748Yep, they've really upped their game in the past 16 yrs.
>>65026263>Frogs are decent.Frog here. What was bad and what was good about our guys? I'm curious
>>65023681i've said it before, i'll say it now, brazil. the shore leave is not worth dealing with whatever flavor of fiend they have you working with for the duration of whatever the fuck it is you're doing.
>>65023681I've heard they've gotten better, but ROK KATUSA elements were absolute dogshit when I was over there
>>65026346I just remember the French people getting all bent about the guy speaking Canadian French.Like it was a parrot cursing at them or something.
>>65023681My two cousins worked with the Jordanian Army on separate occasions. One of them said they were the best he worked with, saying they were very competent (he'd also worked with Germans and wasn't very impressed). But the other didn't like them and called them assholes because they would shoot at Syrian refugees (including children) trying to get water.
>>65026274>Source: the Daily TelegraphLol. Lmao. Rofl, even.>>65026255Ive seen Krauts argue over life and death shit, for literally no other reason than pride. Ive seen a Medic almost put hands on a high ranking Bundeswehr retard, after one of his gimps fell off a piece of equipment he was told to not be on. And when Doc tried to do his Doc job and make sure the Wundergimp didn't choke on his own tongue while a medivac went up, Uber Retard tried to intercept the medivac and call it off while saying his gimp was find.Motherfucker either sincerely believed his gimp who was barely respirating was okay, or was terrified he was about to be square fucked in his boy pussy.>>65026263Calm down, Muhammad.
>>65026439“Refugees”
>>65026311just like joggers, baka
>>65026346I worked with your puma aviation guys in Africa, your enlisted aircrew guys were dope and really fun even though all but the senior enlisted guy didn’t speak english, your pilots made me understand hundred of years of racism against french people instantly, really uptight, rude, etc
>>65026439Based
>>65026443You are fat. You are brown. You are likely transsexual. You are getting humiliated in Iran. After getting humiliated in Afghanistan. And Iraq. And Vietnam. And Panama. And Korea. And Nicaragua. And Cuba. And everywhere lol. Such is the way of the Americlap.
>>65026578>seethes getting called his namekek
>>65026288>I got lucky being paired with mostly NewfiesHow did you manage to understand them?
>>65026578>goes full throttle chimpout
>>65023681I've only ever worked with the French and the Americans, they were all pretty tight, everything went smoothly, all polite and professional. But it wasn't with mouth breathing infantry, so that might be why I haven't got any cutting remarks to make about either of them.
>>65026578
>>65026443Why can't they just not sperg out when you call them out? They could just laugh it off or not respond, but they always seem to spazz out, whether Muhammed or chang. What causes this?
>>65026578>And PanamaBut the Americans outright won that, like trivially so
This is a Divide & Conquer bait thread.
This is a Command & Conquer thread.
>>65026707Having online ESL friends from all over the globe helps. Plus I grew up watching zero punctuation vids
>>65026263>>>>>Ukrainians were competentLMAOOOOOOOOOO>t. Garrison nigga training those meatwave retards
>>65023681Any ex military person is difficult to work with, they have issues and are dumb as shit. Marines are especially retarded and short fused. If it were up to me I would not hire military people at all, they are the type to not respect the rights of others and engage in misconduct. Copfag btw.
>>65028305I worked with an ex sailor and he was fabulous.
>>65028420Honestly i read that as "sex sailor" but i think the outcome would be the same
>>65028305>t. 4-F
>>65026870This is a frequent thread on /k/, going back years. It's also fun sometimes to hear what crayon munchers, faggots and airbussies get up to.
>>65023681objectively the worst? the Lebanesebut I'd like to shout out the Irish, Christ get your shit together
Egyptian army is totally shit. 2 grunts raped an American USN officer, given a 5 minute trial, shot and buried in an unmarked grave.Illiterate conscript army who weren't given live ammunition until they were out of range of any officers.
>>65028305Huh. Interesting. I’m curious, copfag, do you think that increasing numbers of military members getting preferential status for joining the fuzz is part of what’s responsible for the police/citizen divide?
>>65023681Hey OP kill yourself.Yanks will make a thread basically BEGGING other countries to criticise the US military just so they can reflexively spam shit about them having more aircraft carriers or 'winning' WW2 or calling other people brown.The US Military is a gigantic welfare system for shitskins and immigrants. Anyone who has an IQ above 60 and isn't a convicted murderer can enlist so long as they have a green card, which you can literally win in a fucking lottery. Some baboon AIDS nigger from the Congo can randomly get given a green card, hop on a plane to the US and enlist as soon as he walks out the airport.By contrast, any smaller Army is by definition, an elite, exclusive, professional fighting force. The acceptance rate for applicants to the Australian Army is less than 10%. The Army here will regularly turn people away just to tell them to get some life experience and reapply in a few years. New Zealand is the same.When we shit on you yank faggots it's because the level of training our basic infantrymen receive is unfathomably higher than even your elite units like the 75th Ranger Regiment. Everyone who has ever worked with US Marines says they're completely fucking retarded and their individual soldier skills are trash. There's literally 100 years of historical examples of Australian soldiers flat-out refusing to patrol with americans on account of you faggots smoking weed and blasting music in the jungles of Vietnam and getting killed for it. The SASR refused to work with americans in Afghanistan too.
>>65028305It's the polar opposite and you're precisely the type of cop I hate. Literal sour grapes civilian faggot with a chip on his shoulder who seethes impotently over the fact that there are people in your department with bigger dicks than you and there's nothing you can ever do to compensate for the fact that they went to GWOT and saw actual combat while your fat ass sat in a patrol car stateside and did nothing>b-but t-they're short f-fusedThe cope you're spouting is off the charts. Literally every single unjustified police shooting in US history has been done by some faggot who had never been in a fist fight who shot someone for "reaching for their beltline"The entire concept of "reaching" becoming a green light for lethal force came from bloodthirsty faggot civilian cops like yourself who spent their entire careers trying to turn every single interaction with the public into a shooting so they could experience 1/100th of what it's like to do one day of a GWOT deployment. Marines in Iraq would see known insurgents with weapons and still have to wait for them to start shooting before they could shoot back. Faggot pigs like you ask people at traffic stops to get their licence out and immediately shoot them for "reaching"The fact of the matter is combat veterans will go hands on with a suspect with a knife or gun while civilians will shoot a quadriplegic in an electric wheelchair. You're a faggot and 100% of all cop hate comes from civilians.
Ivan makes this thread every few weeks. Lose lips sink ships. Fuck off.
>>65028830>When we shit on you yank faggots it's because the level of training our basic infantrymen receive is unfathomably higher than even your elite units like the 75th Ranger Regiment.What is it that causes this inept thinking? Are you equating how US infantry basic + AIT only ~16 weeks to your 20-35 weeks as mattering?Soldiers leave initial training, join their units, and conduct more advanced unit training, units are constantly in training rotations, and your average 75th Ranger Regt. soldier has extensive training.We don't stop fucking training, our line units train all the time, we have the money for it. We dont need to have a 30+ week initial+job training cycle because our units have funding to afford to actually do training
>>65028830none of this is true thoughever
>>65026439>they would shoot at Syrian refugeesThe entire western world could take a lesson from the Jordanians
>>65028866NTA but it's very funny to see someone say military persons are difficult to work with and you respond with a seething wall of text, copfag definitely rustled your jimmies
>>65028795Not him, but it's unironically blacks and browns. Been at this 12 years, and social trust and decay is almost universally from that demographic. Blacks will ALWAYS violently resist the most simple of things, I've had one reverse in to my car over a fucking speeding cite. Brown hispanics now bring their gang and cartel shit and circle the wagons to protect their own, even child rapists. All the Europeans and Canadians that criticize US law enforcement for being "militarized" are going to have experience the same changes as their societies turn in to ours.
>>65026311Well they *are* Jews, don't know what you expected
>>65023681philippinoes
>>65029153>All the Europeans and Canadians that criticize US law enforcement for being "militarized" are going to have experience the same changes as their societies turn in to ours.Already happening in Germany. Sometimes even ambulances or firefighters are being attacked or hindered by them.
>>65023681My highway department had to train with Nasty Girls in case of some huge flood or something.Fuck me, a bunch of 19-23 y/o retards, supposed to train me to work with them - they never work. My crew ended up doing the traffic shit and the dig job to divert the stream.FUCK GRUNTS.
>>65028830>nooo were better warriors!!ok cool wheres ur empire?
>>65028830Lolwut
>>65029153>All the Europeans and Canadians that criticize US law enforcement for being "militarized"The UK is not EuropeFrance has soldiers with plates and HK assault rifles patrolling urban centers, they even have war games in the middle of cities without preventing people, almost had a heart attack when one day I woke up and saw multiple helicopters dropping squads into rooftops . Also the Police often carry SMGs and sometimes assault rifles.I always get a hardon in public when I see a tiny female cop in tight workpants with a MP5 Italy also has this I think though I'm always confused by Italian law enforcement, I went to Florence for 5 days and I saw at least 6 different branches of cops
>>65029153it is starting to shift that waybut gun control laws mean that the "new europeans" aren't nearly as heavily and more importantly not as frequently armed as the various flavors of "melinated americans"even in antwerp europe's drugs capitol things are still chill
>>65029480>France has soldiers with plates and HK assault rifles patrolling urban centersannon those aren't cops nor are they for crime preventionthey are there as a part of security theater spun up with the terrorists attacksthey can't take them off the streets again because RN would jump on it even tough the actual safety the provide is minimal
>>65029518Cops can carry the same guns, I'm guessing they only have soft armor for patrolling though
>>65029097>Soldiers leave initial training, join their units, and conduct more advanced unit trainingkek no you don'tThe entire meme about the soldiers picking up trash or spending hours doing nothing in the motor pool comes from the US military. Small armies simply don't do this, they have back-to-back training and deployment cycles whereas you faggots do shit like paint rocks until 2300hrs
>>65030381>paint rocksI heard similar things when the British army was much larger (conscription/national service type stuff), now it's so small it's effectiveness is in serious doubt. Well trained they might be, but if it came down to it they would be stretched to the limit.
>>65029518>it's not militarized police>...it's the literal military policing
>>65029154I was young, and expected them to at least behave in a somewhat "professional" manner. Prior to the Izzies we had a bunch of Canadians out on the range, and they were fine. They even got a good laugh shooting the MkII Inglis BREN one of the shop owners had.The izzies though, man. That was an eye opener.
>>65030417>policing>the standing around in a station or airport so tourists feel safe lol
>>65023681>sunglassesfucking hell lmao
>>65026578>instant emotional breakdowneuropoors, why are you people in a constant and incurable state of seethe at the mere thought of the USA?
>>65028830>all of that pent-up impotent arab rageDelicious.
>>65024178>you faggots change the meaning of literally every word in the dictionaryWe invented those words first!But, that's not the reason. In my experience at least Americans had to be told do everything there was barely any intuitive even for basic shit like throwing stuff in the bin. The junior officers were a bit cunty and didn't like to listen to their subordinates. As a whole they seemed disjoined and didn't really communicate well. It was a lot like that scene in band of brothers when Captain Sobel leads them on field exercises
>>65023681My dad was in the RCN in the 80s/90s as a radio operator and later as a technician, before going to seminary and coming back in as a chaplain. He told me stories about the Americans being annoying to sail with since they'd always transmit at maximum ear-rape power, even if they were like 2 miles away. Also, as a chaplain he was involved with the family of one of the tarnak farms friendly fire fatalities from Afghanistan, including going down for the court martial of the F16 pilot. Suffice it to say, he's not especially fond of the Americans.
>>65028830>less than 10%>Zero power projection capacityAll fifty Aus soldiers are amazing, mate. Give 'em all medals for guarding outback from invaders. lol
>>65023703great examples samir
>>65026263I hate that so many thirdies have internet now. They aren't even remotely subtle.
>>65023681My own.
>>65026255>even SaudisOuted yourself as a paki lol
>>65031047lmao how's the power projection going for the mutt military taking its whole missile defence system out of europe and asia to waste on $300 drones from Iran while the strait of hormuz is still closed
>>65030442I'm pretty sure soldiers or police wielding assault rifles / smgs have killed several arabs already
>>65028788> 2 grunts raped an American USN officer, given a 5 minute trial, shot and buried in an unmarked grave. Is there any info about this case online?
Air Force enlisted, it's Manuel and Twerkeisha day care. No, you are not a "cyberwarfare specialist" because you can map a network drive.
>>65023681american marinesliteral retarded meatbags
>>65028830There we go, I was wondering when the first “erm actually Australians and Americans hate each other and are not best mates” post would show up, usually in these threads they show up way earlier
>>65031665What always baffles me is the number of people seemingly thirsting to take the bait.
>>65023713I'm not a /pol/tard nor a brownoid, but I can confirm this.
>>65031102To expand on this, every shit thing that's happened to me was done by or caused by someone wearing the same uniform as me. It wasn't a French corporal that "forgot" to relieve me on stag, causing me to get hypothermia in Wales. It wasn't a Danish MP that kicked the shit out of me when I was caught pissing in public. It wasn't a German officer who sentenced me to three weeks ROPs for racing down aldershot high street in shopping trolleys. It wasn't an American major who barred me entry to the cookhouse after weeks in the field because I was "dirty". In fact the americans made us welcome in their D-Fac after that.
>>65026870like the other anon said, this thread is a staple of /k/, but only an idiot would believe anything said ITT as factual. It's all made up stuff from neverserved virgins.
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