>my appointment at the range tomorrow was cancelled because someone rented a gun and committed suicide AGAINSTOP DOING THAT
>>65024362Did he hit gramps?
>>65024362Fuck yamudda
Imagine being such a failure you need multiple attempts to kill yourself. Yeah seriously, if you're gonna sodoku do it in a way that it won't bother the rest of us
>>65024362>>65024373>>65024490Looks like he missed the first shot, second shot looks like it landed but how the fuck did he get the third shot off?Third shot looks like the one that hit grandpa. Second shot should've lights out or instant retardation.
>>65024362Was that actually four fucking shots at his own head? Jayzus.
imagine going through an entire human life and the only thing you leave behind is >fat_suicide_.mp4
>>65024545That's what I'm wondering I think he missed the first shot but how the fuck did he manage to not die from the next 2 shots. It wasn't until the third bullet.And how much did he want to die if he continued to pull the trigger after taking a bullet to the head not once but thrice,I'm no psychologist but I'm pretty sure retarded people generally aren't suicidal and also, I'm fairly certain taking a bullet to the brain makes you retarded when it doesn't kill you.So he really must've wanted to die to continue to be able to pull that trigger.
Looks like1) Ceiling2) Fat Scalp3) Grandpa Brain4) Fat Brain
>>65024362Why wouldn't he just buy a gun instead? Cheap ones cost around $100
>>65024362Can't you go to a forest or something and just shoot there?
>>65024545>>65024588Looks to me like he only ever hit the top back of the head around the parietal lobe which does about fuckall in the grand scheme of things. Guy might still be alive if slightly more impaired for all I know.
>>65024676Probably can't save that much money, he spends it all on chocolate
>>65024687Hydrostatic shock will completely fuck him
>>65024362Fat loser can't even kill himself right.
>>65024588Guns don't instantly kill, not even headshots especially with fmj. You feel a hot hole go through your head and immense pain for a while until you slowly fade out not being able to move. Fatty should've exit bagged, it's just a nice nap.He also shot the back of his head which is most likely just gonna leave him retarded. You also have to account for angle with a gun because typically you don't get a second shot. There's a serious risk of survival and lifelong retardation.
>>65024697Yes, use a rifle if you're that way inclined because that will pop a melon
>>65024362>letting turkroaches own gunsNot even once.>>65024697They do if you use proper shot placement and caliber. Shotgun barrel in a mouth at a 45 degree angle to yeet the brainstem is instant lights out.
If I were to do it I'd rather shoot myself in the heart than my head.
>>65024362>>65024704Both of them survived btwhttps://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f3/turkey-man-tries-shoot-himself-pistol-range-epic-fail-258886/
>>65024711I know he's fat but it's still kinda rude to call him turkey man
>>65024707that's a crossbow
>>65024711usually i'd find 'epic fail' to be a kind of droll or cringe expression, but it feels pretty spot on here. this really was an epic fail.
>>65024707if you were to do it you would want to use opiates to kill yourself because you will feel nothing but absolute bliss and euphoria as you fall asleep for good
>>65024717Wow, really?
>>65024737Zoom in, you can see the bolt fletching>>65024716Carlos.jpg>>65024362According to >>65024711 he was seriously injured, the old man only injured.So it would seem that he took off (what's left of) the back of his brain, while the old man probably got powder burns or a scratch maybe.
>>65024362Apparently both survived. Also, the "grandpa" is only 51, even if he looks 71.
>>65024362>>65024612I think the lesson here is, if someone has a gun to their own head, you should not try to take it from them by force
>>65024362You need an appointment?
Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week.
>>65024711>fail at life>try to kill yourself>fail again
>>65024682The cheapest way is throw yourself off a bridge. Royal Gorge, CO is pretty spectacular.
>>65024790>even if he looks 71.Cigarettes.
>>65024362This has to be AI, unless you can prove otherwise...
>>65024546
Just slit your writs in a bathtub, no need to get bystanders involved.
suicides gotta ruin trains and ranges for people just go to the local wilderness and shoot yourself carefully
>>65025239Just do a reverse image search and then read the news articles you mouth breathing retatd.
>>65024362Damn. Nibba triple tapped his own head.
>>65025552Happened in turkey and they both were injured and survived, January of 2024. I wonder why OP used it for his situation? Just trying to get people to watch video of a failed suicide?
Have some conviction when you attempt a suicide.
>>65024545Behold the power of 9mm
>>65025574Tzd
>>65025585He should have shot himself in the lungs
>>65025208Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!
Why'd he start jumping around before doing it? Earnest question. Maybe the adrenaline from actually committing caused him to involuntarily move?
>>65024546would>/turkey-man-tries-shoot-himself-pistol-range-epic-fail-258886/be any better?
>>65024362Why in the ever loving fuck would you want to kill yourself? Just pack your shit and go somewhere new if you feel the current situation is bad.
>>65026011>suffer, home - :(>suffer, Japan - :)
>>65026030it's funny BECAUSE it works. I'll never step foot in Colorado again and that knowledge alone lifts my spirits.
>>65026030Stop suffering you little bitch. Fix your fuckup and stop wallowing in your misery. I have NEVER seen a """depressed""" person that couldn't resolve their issue. They just don't want to and sit there and cry about it.
>>65024362>appointment>for a rangeWhat deranged shithole do you live in
>>65025574>get shotOr>get ass raped, then shotYou’d do the same
>>65026105
>>65026105What, and deprive us of fat_suicide2.mp4? You bastard.
>>65024588>And how much did he want to die if he continued to pull the trigger after taking a bullet to the head not once but thrice,That happens all the time, recoil and twitches can trigger you to fire another shot despite no longer giving conscious commands.Also, death isn't a binary state, it's a timeline where bits die at various different speeds.A lot of cells have a bit of glucose or whatever in stores and can operate for a little while.Neurons don't all die instantly, some parts of the brain are still working for a while, while others are pate and experiencing cell death from blood loss.>>65024687>Looks to me like he only ever hit the top back of the head around the parietal lobe which does about fuckall in the grand scheme of things. Guy might still be alive if slightly more impaired for all I know.If the round penetrates closer to the top of the skull and is at a relatively flat angle to the side it enters, it can slide around inside instead of punching through the brain, kind of like a water slide.That might have happened there with the 2nd or 3rd shot.
>>65026139You’ll just have to use your imagination, I’m afraid. Hell, you could pretend that I flinch at the last second and blow a hole in the wrong spot and bleed out over a long period of time.Make it your own!
>>65024362When I was a fedfag one of our agency employees did that. It was in nogun-NJ
>>65026105Anon changed his mind.
>>65026085If I remember right, this guy was pretty vocally pro-war online, basically a textbook /leftypol/ tankie type, so people thought it was funny that when it was his turn to head to the recruiting office, he blew his brains out instead. There's a certain irony to it.>tankie commits suicide at gun range on Marxist Street after discovering that he is one of the worthless replaceable peasants and not a future Party leader
>>65024362>>my appointment at the range tomorrow was cancelled because someone rented a gun and committed suicide AGAIN>STOP DOING THATThe laws should support that if anyone commits suicide at a range they get to use their body for target practice to settle debates around effectiveness of different calibers and charge the estate cleanup fees. Like, it should be considered an automatic donation for science, clearly not as if they need it anymore right?Under the present faggy state of affairs though I suppose I can't blame ranges for being cagey about it.
>>65026313He probably got banned, happened to me once when I had a very bad day. Apparently, if your post looks like credible suicidal ideation, jannies/mods will custom ban you with a phone number to your country's suicide prevention hotline.
>>65026547That shit's actually really tyrannical.
>>65026558>That shit's actually really tyrannical.tbf they're literally trying to save people, it's kind of the opposite of tyranny.Well, they're more likely trying not to get sued but still, it's definitely the opposite of tyranny.
>>65026567>>65026571That's not what "tyranny" means.Using your power to suppress individual rights, even going so far as to silence someone for choosing the only way to escape the game, is tyrannical.Do not trample on others in any way.
>>65026558Suicide can be a social contagion so I think removing those posts is a good idea desu. We also don’t need people moping on this board, they can go to /fit/ for that.
>>65026558Well, why? They're a private entity, and I think it falls reasonably within their purview to not want to allow it.Second, 4chan has always fallen under a lot of scrutiny, so at least a tacit effort to bump possibly suicidal people with a "Hey, don't." is in their interest from a PR and basic liability perspective (let alone an ad-revenue perspective).>>65026574How are you being oppressed from that angle? They literally cannot stop you from jumping or pulling the trigger, all they are doing is saying "You probably shouldn't."If you were really committed to committing, you're not gonna be stopped by that and you're doing it anyway, it's meaningless to you.
>>65026586>Well, why? They're a private entity>Second, 4chan has always fallen under a lot of scrutiny, so at least a tacit effort to bump possibly suicidal people with a "Hey, don't." is in their interest from a PR and basic liability perspectiveHoly shit go away. Fucking Redditors get out.>and I think it falls reasonably within their purview to not want to allow it.This is being pushed by states. 4chan's moderation team doesn't actually care.>>65026583>Suicide can be a social contagionWhat isn't? Do you hear yourself right now? >they can go to /fit/ for thatAnd what, be banned there? If people want to protest by dying, that's entirely their right. If they just want to die, that's their natural right. /k/ is an American board, and here, we understand and appreciate the concept of natural rights.
>>65026574Ma'am this is a private establishment.
>>65026058you know reading this while caring for a depressed paraplegic made me chuckle a bit.
>>65026597I'm not saying that part in itself makes it right or wrong, you histrionic faggot, just that it's how it is, and it's not tyranny in itself. Allowing open suicidal ideation is a big and controversial thing which carries shitloads of legal liability and scrutiny.Just as a hypothetical, can you imagine the sheer SHIT that would come down on this place if there was a dedicated >>>/suicide/ board, where anons openly talked about how they were thinking about it and asked for advice on how? Encouraged each other even?That'd be fucking ridiculous, but you'd see where all the ghouls in governments and law firms would salivate at the opportunity to try to crush a place like this if they had THAT kind of ammunition, don't you? 4chan essentially needs to nominally insulate itself from things like those for the sake of preserving the broader discussions and environments around here. It's vaguely like why they come down on people brazenly glownogging, but on a lower rung of that ladder.The 'tyranny' in this context is owed to the legalities, politics, and social views on suicide as an issue.You may argue that it's your right to end it as you please, and maybe you do (and with the right setup, nobody can actually stop you), but you're at odds with western culture, where suicide has historically been mostly regarded as a sin for ages.>This is being pushed by states. The same states operating, or flirting with, assisted suicide? I don't think they care any more than 4chan's staff does, probably even less.
>>65026858>Allowing open suicidal ideation is a big and controversial thing which carries shitloads of legal liability and scrutiny.So again, it's being pushed by states.>but you're at odds with western culture, where suicide has historically been mostly regarded as a sin for ages.So was gay sex, so was drug use, so was cross-dressing, and so was miscegenation.The only taboo nowadays being suicide is almost hilarious to think about. >The same states operating, or flirting with, assisted suicide?That implies approval from the bureaucracy, not just some blackpiller running 12GA through his skull.
>>65026877>So was gay sex, so was drug use, so was cross-dressing, and so was miscegenation.None which have to entail death in the immediate sense.>The only taboo nowadays being suicide is almost hilarious to think about.I really don't think that's the only taboo at all, and new taboos can be created. The troon discourse is a perfect example of this, questioning any aspect of it at all was a hard taboo in western media and for a number of years (and important to this subject, with the implicit threat of suicide), but that taboo has largely shattered and you can increasingly question various aspects of it increasingly freely (in part because of the suicide aspect).There's the same thing on the question of immigration, just a few years ago, open dissent towards immigration was unthinkable in most western European countries, but now that taboo has broken and the sentiment against it is growing exponentially.These two taboos are relatively recent, also, these notions didn't exist 200 years ago.>That implies approval from the bureaucracyYou say approval as if there's much debilitation or caution in places where assisted suicide is instated, Canadians literally get told to KYS if they break their hips. Hell, looking at Spain, it seems obvious they were hoping for the patient's organs, so if anything this would create a profit motive to increase suicide, which even from your perspective should feel perverse.
>>65026926>You say approval as if there's much debilitation or caution in places where assisted suicide is instated, Canadians literally get told to KYS if they break their hips. Hell, looking at Spain, it seems obvious they were hoping for the patient's organs, so if anything this would create a profit motive to increase suicide, which even from your perspective should feel perverse.Opportunists are going to be rotten whenever they get the chance. That's neither my fault nor hers. In both cases, they support it because they can get their cut. If it's just some indebted worker drone pissing away his best years an checking out with a bag of opiates, that's different.
>>65026558>>65026574>Using your power to suppress individual rightsAre you mentally retarded? It's literally 4chan's First Amendment freedom of speech and association rights to ban you, or me, or any of us, or all of us, to moderate however they wish. It's private. The public forum here is called "the entire fucking internet", you can set out your own soap box whenever you like for a song and set whatever rules on your own private property you want. If you're on someone else's property, they set the rules. That doesn't suppress individual rights in the slightest, it's the polar opposite, that IS individual rights.>if anyone doesn't give me everything for free and cater to my every whim that's TYRANNY >:(Why are people like this.
>>65027258>racism out of /b/ Still molding and seething i got a ban for that. Very gay rules!!!!!!
Morbid>>65024546my sides>>65024716kek
>>65024362Have you not seen any Hickok45 videos?Buy your own land and make your own range and you won't have the above problem (hopefully).
>>65027872>Robblespierre moment
>>65027258>Are you mentally retarded? It's literally 4chan's First Amendment freedom of speech and association rights to ban youIt's freedom for them to shit up 4chan, it's tyranny for 4chan to tell them to fuck off.
>>65024735Or you get so high you vomit and choke to death on your own vomit.
>>65024687>around the parietal lobe which does about fuckall in the grand scheme of thingsThis is absolutely not true, especially if it so much as grazes the basal ganglia or corpus callosum
That was 4 shots and 2 hits (self) indominable retard spirit ig
>>65025988He wanted to get away from the gramps
>>65026034What's wrong with Colorado? >>65026011Some people have debts that will follow them, some people are disabled. Also moving abroad doesn't magically fix your obesity nor scratches your v-card.
>>65026058The knowledge that you theoretically could fix your fucked life but fail every time you try is what drives people to self hate and suicide.
>>65028336>What's wrong with Colorado?
>>65024362is the gramp alright?
>>65028452NTA but thanks for the site, it's a nice recommendations list in case I ever decide to move to burgeland. Wyoming looks breddy gud at first glance.
>>65024490He was already a failure as evidenced by him being a fat fuck
>>65028463Wyoming has good (lack of) gun laws but it's the next florida as far as development and property value. That sounds good at a glance because you get to be like a boomer and have your house become a multi million dollar asset as you age but what it means in reality is that your nice rural patch of land that you've purchased and built your neat house on will be surrounded by suburbs in 10-20 years and you won't be allowed to shoot there anymore because basically every city or county passes "no shooting in city limits" laws as soon as developers take over. t. floridian
>>65026062Presumably one with a popular range. Much like making a reservation at a restaurant to guarantee you service at a specific time, some ranges allow for reservations so you don't have to wait for a lane to open up.
>>65024687This is why I'd buy a bear gun some real dumb ridiculous handgun that would just make my entire head disappear. Those handgun suicides look painful. Like the worst headache in the world for even just a second seems like an awful last moment
>>65024545You'd be surprised at the kind of traumatic brain injuries which can be survived, and even mostly recovered from.Usually the outcome is very bad and typically fatal, but there's people who have shot themselves straight through the temple, as in there's sunlight coming through, and they did in fact recover, and people who had a big chunk of their fucking skull taken out with a shotgun, and actually managed to regain +90% of their faculties and mind over a couple of years of healing and therapy.
>>65028480>in reality is that your nice rural patch of land that you've purchased and built your neat house on will be surrounded by suburbs in 10-20 yearsMan that's a bummer. It looks like a really nice place too. My 2nd choice would be Alaska I think, doesn't look like they have many gun laws and the scenery is fucking beautiful, looks quite similar to home.
>>65026558I understand, but you're surrounded by monsters who mistake influence for altruism so you're gonna get more responses that disagree with you.
>>65026558kys
>>65024790Dealing with shit like this has that affect on you…
>>65024362I actually had that happening to me. >buy a new shotty, eager to test it out>it's a workday, noon, the range is empty apart from me, the owner, and some dude plinking with what looks like 1911>shoot my gun a few times, good times>notice the dude stopped shooting>pop few more >suddenly, the owner is running towards his booth>check it out>all I can see is the dude's head with a pool of blood on the ground>.45 to the head sure is messy, it's kinda surreal sight>owner tells me to call the cops and ambulance>ambulance arrives in like five minutes while we are awkwardly waiting around next to a very dead dude>the paramedic dude quickly check the corpse, asks us if we tried giving him first aid with the biggest shit-eating grin>cops arrive after like 40 minutes, ask owner about cameras, and me about what happened
>>65028510>and people who had a big chunk of their fucking skull taken out with a shotgun, and actually managed to regain +90% of their faculties and mind over a couple of years of healing and therapy.I've told this story enough times that I just went and found the archive of it.
>>65024362The person you are mad at is dead.You seem angry; what further punishment would you like to inflict?
>>65029074>The person you are mad at is dead.They both survived.
why not go for the neck/arteries, aimed up into your head? It seemed to put Kirk out instantly, and even then you'd have redundancy from bleeding out
>>65029049Aww, that's sweet, they managed to find each other and even securely adapt.
>>65026011>implyingWhat do we do with all the Indians then?
>>65029074Decapitate the corpse
>>65026547>>65026571>>65026574>>65026583NTA but suicide hotlines are a joke of a service in North America at minimum.>call in >random volunteer who is just trying to grind hours for their social work degree or whatever >”umm you’re heckin’ valid and like people love you!”>what a joke.mp3>hang upAnd if you dare repeat call (because one call usually isn’t enough if the fag’s resorting to using this shitty service) they throw a fit or something because you don’t want to spend ~300$/hr or whatever for some woman therapist.It’s a big problem in the mental health field that there’s absolutely zero male therapists, it’s all retarded vapid women who you can’t relate to on a personal level and male therapists always get bombarded with fake rape accusations or other garbage from retarded women.
>>65029193>And if you dare repeat call (because one call usually isn’t enough if the fag’s resorting to using this shitty service) they throw a fit or something because you don’t want to spend ~300$/hr or whatever for some woman therapistAnd how did this experience make you feel anon?
>>65029193The suicide hotline worked since you're still here. You're heckin' valid.
>>65029216fpbp
>>65024790Survived or “Survived”
>>65029193It's ok anon, you're heckin valid. No, I really mean it.But yes, I agree with you that the state of psychology and suicide prevention isn't exactly brilliant.
>>65028480>Waaa I can't shoot in my backyard because houses are in the wayNigger the entire POINT of living in Wyoming is for public land you can shoot on literal millions of acres. Shooting on a 40ac shithole would be retarded and the equivalent of shooting in your closet in the scale of that states land.
>>65029193>Anon commits suicide>He decides hating women makes life worth livingBased redemption arc. You're so heckin valid btw.
>>65028487What's a reservation worth if one suicide gets in the way? How am I supposed to ever use the range when the market is down?
>>65029193Men don't want to listen to your shit.
>>65028512You're the nigger here since you're ok with the idea of getting your rural paradise turned into boca raton
>>65026011>suicide isn't rationalNo shit!
>>65024362Some guy killed himself at my local range 15 years ago, and since then they only do rentals if you come with someone else or if you've already brought your own gun with you. Another local range has had 3 suicides over the last 10 or so years. It really should be an unspoken rule that if you're going to neck yourself, you should at least try to do it in a way that inconveniences the least amount of people.
>>65029426It can very much be.
>>65026547How do you report someone for suicidal thoughts?
>>65029674>How do you report someone for suicidal thoughts?Maybe you could report it as a violation of US law?I think it technically is but regardless, it gets viewed by the legal minded mods and they can do whatever it is they do.
>>65029519>can't rent unless you bring anotherI hate it. Wanted to rent to try some handguns before I buy. Just ended up buying something I never shot before
>>65029674>How do you report someone for suicidal thoughts?>>65029731Our mongolian mitten knitting site does not have any boards devoted to sudokuing so seems perfectly reasonable to just report it as off-topic right? Then jannies can alert mods per whatever policy is in place and take it from there. It definitely does not violate US law to express suicidal thoughts, whether one is serious or just joking, it's free speech. And should be imo, it'd be fucking retarded to say someone is a criminal if they don't bottle it up until they do the deed. But 4chan isn't the place for it, simple as.
>>65030000>does not violate US law to express suicidal thoughtsIt might constitute admission or planning or incitement to a crime.>it's free speech. And should be imoIt's speech sure, speech in favour of self-harm is ethically complicated because it implies abdication of a social responsibility to stay alive and support the society.This is sort of related to a citizen having a responsibility to ensure their society survives (and in some schools of thought, prosper).This is in turn, related to the idea that it's unethical to betray one's society/nation/country and not an expression of free speech/choice/will.There's also the idea that narcotics are unethical because it diminishes one's ability to act as an ethical entity within a society.These are all ideas that express something about one having responsibilities to other citizens and the society you live within to be an active participant.That's not a universally accepted concept, it exists though and there's serious argument about why it is true.>it'd be fucking retarded to say someone is a criminal if they don't bottle it up until they do the deed. I could make an argument why it should be.I don't necessarily agree with the argument but I think it's at least a grey area.It goes:> suicide clusters are real> suicide copycats are real, this is a plausible explanation for clusters> promoting an own suicide gives copycats something to copy> your own suicide indirectly causes several others> your suicide advertising indirectly causes several deaths> the state is free to legislate or regulate activities that indirectly cause second or even third party deaths>But 4chan isn't the place for itit was once, pic relatedThere's been dozens of suicides related to 4chan over the years, sometimes with livestream links in /b/ threads.Then again, it's maybe below average compared to the number of suicides related to, say; band camp, high school in general, pending cp charges, first crushes, or boot camp.
>>65030043>the state is free to legislate or regulate activities that indirectly cause second or even third party deathsIn fact many would say that the state is obligated to do so, or what's the point of having a state, laws and regulations.
>>65030043I once caught a ban for reporting a pic of an anon that littered in front of a welcome to new hampshire sign for violating US law. It's literally illegal to litter in New Hampshire, all 50 states, and is also a Federal crime
>>65030043>It might constitute admission or planning or incitement to a crime.Nope. "Incitement" which is short for "incitement to IMMINENT lawless conduct" has a really specific legal meaning. It's basically impossible to do incitement online. And the legal system is not unaware that fiction is full of crime and someone posting shit completely anonymously on the internet doesn't mean anything.>It's speech sure, speech in favour of self-harm is ethically complicated because it implies abdication of a social responsibility to stay alive and support the society.There's no ethical complications when it comes to it being free speech. "Free speech" only and exclusively means "not subject to physical violence". It's completely fine to think and say someone's speech is horrible, to ban them for it, to try to convince them otherwise, to shun them, etc etc. 1A just means we keep it in the realm of social/economic pressure, not put them in prison or kill them.>>The state is free to legislate or regulate activities that indirectly cause second or even third party deathsThe state is not in fact free to do that. There is no grey area here under US 1A jurisprudence.>it was once, pic relatedNo it wasn't. 4chan particularly in the old days had limited staffing (often pretty obviously time zone biased to America which is unsurprising given it came out of a tiny group on SA) and primitive mod infra, so people got away with a lot of shit that was completely against the rules. Literal CP got posted on /b/ enough to spawn memes. That's not the same thing as it being sanctioned and there being a /suicide/ board.At any rate none of that would be 4chan's problem anyway due to Section 230 so long as they have a take down contact. But it shits things up and they're free to ban hammer whomever they want whenever they want for any reason they want.
>>65030231You're a faggot and mods were, for once, not gay
>>65024545He was genuinely committed, gotta give him that.
>>65030231I proved a mod on /v/ wrong about the critical damage range of a gun in TF2 and they searched my IP posting history to find a post from a different board in a thread from 12+ hours previously that already 404'd where i replied to a another post with "kek," which they used to ban me for "low effort"
>>65030315I'm not saying that couldn't happen, especially knowing /v/ mods, but how do you know that was it?
>>65030507literally my only post on /v/ in months if not over a year (i main /sp/, /k/, and /o/)
>>65026558I worked for a call center that would sometimes take calls from Europe.Funfact: France has (or had back in 2017) an absolute RETARDED law saying if someone expressed suicidal ideation while on a call and I DIDN'T report it, if the man committed suicide I would be personally liable. Not the company, Me, the employee on the phone.It's why youtube or rumble or any of the streaming sites instantly ban you if you say something like that, and why games companies like Blizzard have it wordfiltered or an instant ban.
>>65024711>epic-failHow insensitive but also hilarious and incredibly true.
>>65024362I hope you didn't rebook for this saturday.
>>65029216>>65029232>>65029259>Please don't kys! Ur heckin valid!>Just please go be valid in a mental institution or something, we actually hate your kind and don't want you aroundI hate this stupid bullshit so much. It almost makes me want to kill myself out of spite.
>>65025332if you're going to haunt the house you should really pick a better room though, unless ghosts don't have a sense of smell
>>65028512Could always do Oklahoma, the only inconvenience is the cities suck and are full of addicts, we get tornadoes, it gets over 100 degrees in the summer, and there's some niche law forbidding you from carrying anything bigger than .45 that I doubt anyone has ever been charged with. Otherwise it's pretty comfy, affordable living counteracts relatively low wages.
>>65030231Based.>>65030297Go back to Massachusetts.
>>65024722“Epic fail” is 20 years old now.
>>65027960you do that while unconscious so you wont feel anything regardless but most of the time it's respiratory arrest
Damn he failed, shame
>>65028480I don’t think you understand how big and bumpy Wyoming is dawg
>>65031250It's ok anon, you're valid.
>>65031286>scare the shit out of someone>they're already on the throne
>>65025611
>>65033700>it'll never happen to me>it'll never happen herek
>>65024362Thats one Ethan Suplee-looking mofo
