turns out everything gets fixed with some aviation tape
>>65026782Anything can be fixed with enough tape and bondo
>>65026782Looks like speed tape, but FUCK ME that is a bunch of it.
@grok is this real
>>65026824
>>65026782boeing quality right there. did they ship in saars from india to do this?
so is that weather shielding or an actual temp fix for continued operations?im leaning towards the former
>>65026925it has something to do with this. now get in the box, goyim.
>>65026782What is the source of this image and does it purport to be the same aircraft as the one shown broken in half?
>>65026936that one was clearly a tanker.
question, why do brownoid threads like this one always sound so passive-aggressive and indirect? why are contrarian pro fundamentalist-shitholer people fundamentally incapable of writing without using reddit-tier fakesmugness?also the obsession with using AIslop, they claim to hate le great satan and yet the obsess over AIslop imagery and can't seem to tell the difference between it and reality.
>>65026948get in the goybox!
>>65026948Because if they got aggressive and direct as you put it, they would be (accurately) be called out for throwing a meltie and be more easily dismissed.
>>65026948The kind of people that simp for those regimes tend to have low T.
>>65026948Presumably because they are hiding their seethe over how rekt Iran has been over the past few weeks, but the veneer of smugness is quite thin, so it's easy to see through.
>>65026969yes, this is clearly a sign of winning lmaohormuz status?head in goysand status?
>>65026948>incapable of writing without using reddit-tier fakesmugness>obsession with using AIslopExtremely low IQ due to purely socio-economic factors, understands the world only through memes.>>65026933>>65026961>>65026974Are you still here? Shoo, child.
>>65026974That's funny, and Trump is a clown, but it doesn't undo the fact that Iran is getting its face bashed in.
>>65026978help me i'm winning!*better go stay in local hotels and use the locals as human shields. we are winning!
>>65026984>the fact that Iran is getting its face bashed in.that doesn't matter.the problem is not Iran, it's the IRGC.as long as all those dudes are alive, nothing will change.
>>65026987libjew times confirmed unsauced mastodon screenshot.get out of here, stalker.
>>65027002>CENTCOM DIDN'T CONFIRM!!!!!!!!1lmao
>>65026961>proves my point>starts randomly screeching about jews when confronted with behaviourall of the white people on this board who make fun of contrarianism for it's inherent retardation and irrationality don't like jews anon, they just hate you more because you come here to periodically screech and have meltdowns.do you know what contrarian means, do you know why people keep calling you that? i feel like you might not actually have the vocabulary to understand.
>>65026987>destroyedwhat constitutes "destroyed" here?"destroyed" as in: one of our brownoid missiles hit a patch of sand next to one of your runways, so this mainstream news agency which doesn't do research and has no direct connection the US government claims it was destroyed?you need to understand, brownoid-san, news agencies are not controlled by the state in the US, when some tabloid claims something happened, that's not an official confirmation of something.
>>65027004>NOOOOO STOP LAUGHING AT ME FOR USING TABLOIDS AND TWITTER SCREENSHOTS AS SOURCES!lol seething.
>>65027015>NOOOOO STOP LAUGHING AT ME FOR USING GOOD GOY APPROVED SOURCES!lol seething.
>>65026933>give niggers less $ and kill brownoidsWhat's wrong with that?
>>65026948They’re bottoms That’s sorta why they worship icons of masculinity (eg the yanks fucking them) and it comes off as really fucking gay instead of being a man themselves Love isn’t the opposite of hate as they’re pretty similar
>>65027018>n-no umindbroken>g-good goy approved sourcesnot how that works, again, i know that in your brownoid shithole, all media is controlled by the state with a central narrative, but that's not how things work here, there are news agencies that are bother politically biased towards, against, or neutral the current administration and ALL of them value clicks and engagement over truth or accurate reporting.
>>65027036look, i'm gonna need you to get into the goybox now. get in, goyimk
>>65027039I think that's YOUR job, ACKmed.Fucking lazy-ass browns trying to make us do their work for them again...
>>65026933>>65026961BASED. The jobless don't deserve to leech off the productive.
>>65027039>non-response>more fanfiction about how i am le goy and you are le enlightened detecter of jewscontrarianism is a disease, i also hate jews, and yet i don't relentlessly slobber the cock of a fundamentalist mudslime regime anon, it's not that hard, just let go of contrarianism, contrarianism is a fundamentally retarded, normalfaggy impulse that makes you no better or harder to manipulate then the good goyim you're so scared of becoming.>b-but word big, word big, sentence big, you put in big sentence you lose!that's not how it works, maybe once you grow beyond the age of 16, you too will be able to make long-winded, well-articulated posts without taking much effort at all, if that's beyond your abilities right now, that's okay.
>>65027040just get in the fucking box. you jewish masters have no patience for this insubordination!
>>65026984>but it doesn't undo the fact that Iran is getting its face bashed inOkay, and? How's that going to now magically stop them from fucking with the strait, when it failed entirely to stop them for over a month with no actual meaningful change to that state of affairs being visible?The idea that Iran's regime could be cowed or toppled by a bunch of assassinations and airstrikes has proven wrong. So what's the next step? Invasion, retreat or trying to drag this ineffectual standoff-only campaign out to no decisive effect before eventual retreat?
>>65027045goyya, if you think i'm reading all that you are wrong. now get in the box.
>>65027046>no response>continued fanfic>d-die for israel!>y-your jewish mastersyeah this guy is under 18, he doesn't know anything other than meme responses, and freezes up when he's forced to engage in actual conversation, probably found 4chan through le ebin youtube 4chan greentext videos somewhere between 2020-2026.
>>65027056Vanta black, starless night dark skinned, sub-bacterial iq creature. Calling you a nigger would be an insult to niggers
>>65027026because it won't, it'll just kill you and your children
>>65027057(you)-----------the boxthe-(you)-boxget in
>>65027056>if i keep melting down and screeching the same thing 20x in a row with zero coherence it will suddenly make sense.i don't like the war, don't like trump, don't like israel, and despite all of that your slobbering of iranian cock is still very pathetic and revolting to me, you're either brown yourself or you've been so thoroughly mindfucked by psyops that you think shilling for literal goatfuckers is going to save white civilisation.
>>65027056>can't read more than 140 charactersTwitter and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>65027061Oh pandora, thanks for the box. It was so nice to meet you, or maybe not
>>65027061>B-B-BUT MY MEME>A-AREN'T YOU MAD AT MY COOKIE CUTTER MEME THAT I LEARNED ON REDDIT?it has been ignored for the entire thread and will never make an impact or be taken seriously, sorry.the adults are talking, little anon, i know that must feel a little intimidating, but try to talk, try to use your words, you'll get the hang of it eventually
Schrodinger's Ayatollah: Is he in the box, or is he the box?
>>65027066it really is crazy how they think writing short zero-info responses is going to impress anyone here, i don't think they're used to hitting a solid wall of autism where their meme logic and meme responses no longer illicit the same in return, and instead people just start studying his behaviour like he's a labrat in a test-tube.
>>65027069Formerly a box, they ran out of spare cardboard and had to recycle
Ducks use duck tape to keep flying. If birds use it to keep flying why not planes?
>>65027087More importantly: If Americans smile. Does that mean Europeans skilometer?
>>65027099Real talk, do Europeans order footlongs from subway or .305 meterlongs? I'm only half joking, is this a royale with cheese situation or do they just use the American name?
>>65027046I'm actually kinda curious how this guy keeps his body going.He probably has to irrigate his nasal cavity. And likely is immunocompromised a little.He's gotta have some kinda facial prosthesis, right? He just doffed it for some fresh air and for demonstration, right?
>>65027075I think the most fun irony for me is that we've passed Trump's original "about 4 weeks" sell, but the children couldn't contain themselves and completely ruined it by sprinting off to cargo cult the 3-day meme.
>>65027106Since an English Foot is made to match the length of a forearm from elbow to wrist, I imagine Euros call it an "ulnar sandwich."
>>65027117>measure an arm>call it a foot
>>65026782I want to see the inside. Surely the damage cut the miles of cables they run.
>>65027132You dont want to make things too easy for the Frenchies.
>>65027159it's an AI image made by a brownoid, anon.
>>65027112he does it by being AI generated
>>65027112For sure, putting aside how annoying everyone staring would get it'd probably be medically unwise leaving the nasal cavity that exposed.I suspect he's probably also going to get some more permanent plastic surgery work done at some point, those kinds of injuries are exactly why the field even exists. Not sure what they could do for the upper lip but I think doing something about the nose is on the table.Assuming real and not uncommonly convincing slop of course. It's certainly plausible injuries either way.
>>65027171He's a known case, got an IED+vehicle fire back in the 'Stan, I think. Old favorite for that particular crowd.
>>65027167No he's been around long before hi-fi CGI via LLM prompts.>>65027171I looked him up in the meantime.Randy Adams. Chicagoan. Guess his folks lived by the ghetto, because 2 guys jumped him, left him comatose.They've been rebuilding him gradually. Apparently Yale University's surgery dept got tapped for his latest 2025 reconstruction.>>65027181This is interesting. The earliest accounts mention "fire" "accident" or "bomb" like you mentioned.Then, midway to today, you have text to speech bot channels that have "accident" or "fire" as the video title, but the script mentions the assault.Then lately, the titles and explanation are back to matching, but the description is always of an assault in Chicago. The bot-slop is faded, and recent articles about him are more from legit publishers.I wouldn't be surprised if TRUE PATRIOTS jumped on his story and assumed the IED explanation was it. But then cuz of a criminal investigation or something, the Chicago assault story was suppressed initially.
>>65026933>Axios>first article is "Russia winning from Iran War"
>>65027171Yes I also found a pic of his prosthesis.I'm kinda interested in prosthetics, but I guess that'd more be for /sci/ than for /k/.Even though some transexual cum/chug/ger posted that webm as a jab, it actually motivated me to do a little work.
>>65026782>we can rebuild him>make him faster>strongerAnybody?
>>65027069Schrodinger's Iranian Armed Forces: Are they totally destroyed, or do they have to be declared as totally destroyed again tomorrow?
>>65026984>but it doesn't undo the fact that Iran is getting its face bashed in.militarily, yes, its pretty much like clubbing a sealstrategically, its approaching disaster levels, the war is highly unpopular, the stupid strait remains closed due to AIDS, and the regime is not giving upwe are rapidly approaching 2 very bad options1) deploy THE MUHREENS and risk having american soldiers being hunted down by FPV drones in 1080p for the entire world to see2) claim victory and retreat, leaving behind a VERY pissed off and extra radicalized iranian regime who thinks it won because it survived
>>65027263>who thinks it won because it survivedThey effectively will have won at that point. Regime secured, oil exports flowing (they're RIGHT NOW making almost double of what they were before this shitshow started), the straits under their control meaning they can now tarriff everyone and the nuke program is gonna be set into overdrive. Like, sure, they lost a bunch of shit. But for a strategic success of this magnitude? Worth it.
>>65027229Russian oil has been "temporarily" desanctioned by the Zigger in Chief. You tell me.
>>65027263>2) claim victory and retreat, leaving behind a VERY pissed off and extra radicalized iranian regime who thinks it won because it survivedNot as grim as you think. Iran was fucked in the next 20 years anyway, might as well get the retarded last-ditch chimpout out of the way now. And now after this, I'd be surprised if they even make it 5. You know, because they're definitely going to use all that money we just freed up from their defense budget to fix their water issues, right?
>>65027283You know ironically this war may have bought the IRGC time. Think about it, who's going to have a moment of self-reflection on their nation and their government's behavior after having their house blown up and at least 5 people they knew killed by a foreign power? Especially when that person is statistically borderline retarded? That's right, nobody, which is perfect for the IRGC to conveniently memoryhole the protesters they killed and all the other societal problems they're responsible for. Now, ideally, if the leadership wasn't severely inbred, they would take this as an opportunity to slowly start taking western money and make a bunch of backdoor deals with us that lets them come out of this richer while playing the victor. Of course that ain't happening because we're talking about factory reject Arabs but a man can dream
>>65027229Cheeto lifted oil snaction on Russia. The Ukies decided to answer by levelling kinetic sanctions against Russias two biggest oil export harbors for the last 5 days, though.
>>65027497>Cheeto lifted oil snaction on RussiaHe gave India 30 days to snap up whatever was already at sea without getting blasted with tariffs. The actual price sanctions are done by the insurance companies in the UK. Yes, it is something, but don't be a histrionic little bitch overselling it.
>>65027271>they can now tariff everyoneThat'd be about the stupidest thing they could do.
>>65027497>Cheeto lifted oil snaction on Russia. The Ukies decided to answer by levelling kinetic sanctions against Russias two biggest oil export harbors for the last 5 days, though.Yeah, so, basically there is this thing called "the global economy". Its a whole bunch more important than Ukraine. Problem with the global economy is it just lost 20% of its energy supply. So, decisions were made to stop the global economy from fucking crashing. Huge round of applause to Ukraine for fucking with everything.
>>65027283Them winning like that is gonna cement the regime and effectively means they now own the straights and can outright demand toll from everyone for the foreseeable future. Add in the oil price shock and you've essentially managed to get them to outright profit off of this.>>65027308More to the point, it won't happen because the last three fucking times they tried to negotiate and make deals, Bibi and Trump took it as a sign of weakness and decided to ram in the knife again. Gotta be pretty hard to convince anyone to go to the negotiating table after you just fucking assassinated the last guy in the middle of negotiations.>>65027550Who's gonna stop them if Trump goes full TACO? They're already doing it right now.
>>65027271>Iran is a smoldering ruin >these are victory conditions
>>65027556I'm guessing you're doing this for free, since most of the Iranian state no longer exists.
>>65027556>hmmm, how do we improve our situation?>I know, we'll remind every oil-consuming country on earth why they prefer to have the US Navy running the show
>>65027508Oh please, lay off the copium. We both know where this is headed. Cheeto's been looking for an excuse to lift sanctions for months.>>65027557>muh smoldering ruinA smoldering ruin that is somehow continuing to fight and is now making twice as much money as it did before the war started, you forgot to mention. Or rather, you wilfully ignored because inconvenient facts offend your womanly sensibilities.>>65027554Fuck off, zigger. No oil monies for you.>>65027561Why yes, I am stating the objective facts "for free". Quite the astute observation.>most of the Iranian state no longer existsUh huh. Didn't you say last week that none of it existed any more? Guess we're going in reverse now.>>65027564Try to read the thread, idiot: We're discussing the fallout of Trump deciding to TACO out. Aka a scenario in which the US Navy has already failed. And it again bears noting: The Iranians are ALREADY collecting tolls to let select ships through right fucking now.
>>65027579>Ukraine enjoyer>Iran supporter>unironic use of "TACO"
>>65027586>>65027579Can someone please clue in the old man what the fuck TACO means. I swear I never saw the acronym before like 4 days ago and now I can't go two threads without seeing it
>>65027595Its a boomer-libism. There is some old dude who found /k/ and now spends his retirement malding about Trump
>>65027595Trump Always Craps Out, it’s a reference to how he often bluffs when negotiating. This usually leads to him being unwilling to follow through on threats that would be costly to him, “craping out”.
>>65027601>he bluffs, what an idiot Boomers man.
>>65027106>do Europeans order footlongs from subwayI think it's "full size" and "half size"
>>65027601>implying that everything anon is raving about is somehow the less costly optionI think I see a flaw in his logic.
