This thing magically appears in your mailbox, gift wrapped, and addressed to you. What do you do with it?
Handle it with gloves and see if I can get a gift card for it at one of those anonymous gun buybacks.
>>65029805Use alcohol wipes to remove any fingerprints, sneak through my neighbour's yard, bury it 10ft deep in the bushes of a local park, then fill all my social media with cryptic comments about significant events coinciding with the next local election
>>65029805Give it to my local homeless vagrant in exchange for not squatting and shitting on my land. Also protection from other needle jabbers
>>65029805hydrodip it something fruity.
>>65029805put it somewhere safe for a rainy day
>>65029805shoot my mailbox with it
my mailbox isn't a fuckin trash can
>>65029805If it was newest iteration of it then put a suppressor on it.
>>65029805>This thing magically appears in your mailbox, gift wrapped, and addressed to you. What do you do with it?Unironically drive it to the police immediately and turn it in, being careful to never touch it without wearing gloves like other anon said. It's saturday night special shit and not worth even the slightest chance of it being hot. Alternatively it's glowies fucking with me for some reason same thing I want it gone from my property asap.
Duct tape it to the inside wall and put a screw through the bottom exterior into the interior for mounting a pulley. Tie fishing line through one of the skeleton holes and run it through the pulley to the door so the next time that rat bastard mailman opens my box it blasts him
>>65029805Kill myself
Free is free.
hell i'm going to the range today. I'll bring it with me.
>>65029805Send it in to Hi-Point for free service and detailing, with no questions asked apparently. Makes me want to get a Hi-Point myself sometime, if only for the memes.
>>65029805Assuming it's brand new and unfired?>Free Gun is Best Gun.
>>65029805Keep it, stash it somewhere.Be disappointed that my secret admirer didn't add just a bit more to spring for a YC9 instead, I would be a lot happier to have a suppressable 9 that didn't need a nielsen device.
>>65032365I've thought about it for years, but they are so unappealing that could always find something else to spend $200 on. But if I got one, I would get the 10mm for the Deus Ex pistol fun.