https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!Previous thread >>65020820>Images (limit reached)
>>65030131do not the horse
I want a loving relationship with RPK-16
>>65030148nigga your idea of a loving relationship is having your hands stuffed into a garbage disposal so you can't unlock the door and leave.
>>65030151Why would I ever leave the love of my life?
>>65030142https://youtube.com/shorts/XjzsQn0sVVY?si=lO6GkB7_IlaHJMj_anyone got the maruzensky one?
>>65030163Dont data women past 35 mf are sterile
How many times can a finger be broken and healed again?
>>65030169where tf did you hear that, peromenopause doesn't kick in until 50 on average
>>65030131Fuck Uma's.
guys, bestiality is wrong
>>65030148Don't try to sex your guns, I almost got my dick mutilated by the bolt closing.
>>65030162>>65030148You're just another mentally ill avatar schizo
>>65027782will you paint it ?
>>65030208Weak
>>65030211Is a red-blooded man not allowed to love his waifu?
>>65030207Legalize uma x trainer smut
>>65030239Spitting in your mouth sounds like virgin mentally ill shit, which you are, alongside that other SS avatar retard
>tfw no cute tanker gf with big dorky glasses to patrol the ruins of Grozny with
>>65030279You are very angry anon
I post sample files and dont GAF
>>65030337madman
Also thank you for all the anons that posted Muv Luv last week. I was busy then so I couldn't contribute but thank you
>>65030344Cute, who is the artist?
>>65030357https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/2360646
>>65030131I ment a hottie in a hijab today. Should I?
>>65030375>Should I?Kill her?Rape her?What are you asking?
>>65030375probably not: even if she's okay, remember that she comes with in-laws
>>65030375No. Don't add to their numbers
>>65030131GOODBYE HORSESI'M GOONING OVER YOU
>>65030239"No," says the man on /ak/, "you're mentally ill!""No," says the janny on 4chan, "you're off-topic!""No," says Anon, "die in a fucking fire!"
>>65030131Why do so many anime fans troon out?
>>65030445Watching moeshit/shojo, instead of something good like JoJo, Golden Kamuy, or Goku no Piccolo.
>>65030445it's not that anime fans troon out, it's that troons become anime fans
>>65030459this. not all anime fans are troons but all troons are anime fans. Same with Suicide bombers and Islam
>>65030445autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpryPiTvvQY
>>65030357She's gonna make it right??
>>65030504why do "people" draw this stuff?
>>65030169What if you don't really want kids?>>65030201In THEORY women are fertile until their mid-50s, in reality fertility starts dropping off a cliff after 35 and birth complications and the risk of physical/neurological issues in the children increase exponentially. It's a case of "it's possible, but not recommended."
>>65030513They have an incurable neurological disease known as "being Korean"
>be me>greg
>>65030375Wear a flak jacket at least next time. Fragmentation is no joke.
>>65030514You're right, but the idea that a woman's fertility ceases to exist in the mid 30s is as much boomer lore as it is that a man's virility is endless. Plenty of early Millenial women who put off kids for financial reasons are having them now despite being in their early to mid 40s. And a man can have kids pretty late in life, but your odds of doing it after 70 are slim at best.>>65030522truth
>>65030593I love women with tattoos, it's literally an open advertisement of "I'm a deranged roastie, please avoid me" which is very kind of them to give you an immediate visual warning.
>>65030635nigga please we both know you've never "avoided" a woman in your life
>>65030646tattoos are still pretty fuckin stupid>let me use this stabbing machine to permanently inject ink into your skin for 9 times out of 10 some retarded symbol, word, or other imageryIt's on par with marijuana in stupidity
>>65030646If you wanna get technically about it I avoid people in general, which means statistically speaking half the people I avoid on a daily basis are women, which from a philosophical standpoint means I've potentially avoided hundreds, if not thousands, of women. Check mate m8.
>>65030408>>65030420Yeah but if im lucky shes here without the baggage.>>65030540Of course I always wear protection
>>65030513Gotta have something to sell if you pay for an artists booth at Gurocon
>>65030593Every year after 30 the rate of mental illness for the child increases exponentially. You're a modernoid faggot and any woman who isn't a mother by thirty is a failure and a waste.
>>65030593>Plenty of early Millenial women who put off kids for financial reasons are having them now despite being in their early to mid 40sYes, and it's leading to an absolute disaster where like half of all Gen Alpha's are gonna have autism or downs, I'm already seeing it all over the place, I know a lot of woman over 35 who have young kids and it's not even a coin flip if that kid is an aspie, it's weird if that kid is totally normal. Zoomer's are already the most anti-social generation in human history and they're gonna look downright normal compared to the new generation.
>>65030856My Mom had kids at 23 then remarried and had me at 36. It’s true
>>65031194Dude is season 2
>>65031194and my mother had me at 28, what's your point?
I should really get married.
>WebM Wednesday>It's fucking TuesdayCome on now.
>>65031265I'll be the husband and you be the wife. We can rotate at the start of every new year if you want
>>65031281
>>65031273/ak/ runs on /jp/ time, obviously
change your name to /ka/ you disingenous fucks. That way I can filter you without filtering the kalashnikov general
>>65031313just search /akg/ retard, does anyone even still talk about that dead platform? What's there even to discuss?>uh, should I buy Romanian garbage or overweight Serbian trash?like, holy fuck what a disgusting state of affairs.
>>65031317Obviously they should buy Bulgarski
>>65031317>overweight Serbian trashSeems your weak Albanian noodle arms can't handle an actual AK
>>65031297Gee whiz you're already gifting me things? and a pistol no less. You really are the best :,)
Used racial slurs during road rage for the first time in my life and regret how irresponsible I was before arriving to my senses by making a U-turn instead of driving into the parking lot with him following which might have resulted in a SDS. Will never be doing that again>>65030457>Goku no PiccoloSensible chuckle>>65030474Those models remind me of Empty's [RIP]>>65030540>no auto sear pinMany such cases!>>65030635Having more than one (1) cat is also a red flag>>65030678>toweled seatGrim!>>65031206>28QED, that's less than 30>>65031273Such is the nature of incursion. The thread's going to last into Wednesday in any case>>65031313If you filter your enemies, they win!
>>65031431You could have died today and we would've never known. Please be safe anon.
>>65031431>Used racial slursbased>no auto sear pin>Many such cases!hopefully you were roadraging on your way to pick up new glasses
>>65031431Ok some serious shit by why do people take road rage so seriously? It's like backroom poker games too, you get lit up by some random guy either because you cut him off or because you got a royal flush and won 20 dollars.Which slurs did ya use?
Nyto > faggot dolls
>>65031498Death to all nyggers.
>>65031506You know im right you brainrotted retards.
>>65031442I'll be safer and more responsible from now on, you have my word>>65031447But you cropped that from the higher resolution version of that image! From the 307 KB I was working with, it looked like wonky text >>65031486I've bit my tongue for years in the past, don't know what it was about this morning that lead to a brief lapse in judgement>Which slursHere's a hint
>>65031486Other day some total guy was tailgating me like crazy. I wasn't going slow, at all, and he had plenty of opportunities to pass. Then he finally eventually did pass, and started brakechecking me. I'm towing an excavator driving a truck that would flatten his ass with no survivors, and of course I'm carrying. Whole time I'm just thinking, "please don't make shoot you." Eventually he fucked off flipping me off the whole time.Retard tempted death in so many ways, all because of who knows what. Insanity. And the crazy thing is there's like a 90% chance they're a totally normal person who would never do anything that retarded, except behind the wheel of a car.
>>65031517I seriously don't understand what kind of sub-60 IQ retards ever think brake checking is a good idea.>I'm made at you for the most minuscule non-issue reason possible, so I'm gonna just stomp on my breaks, risking getting absolutely fucked up by an accident I intentionally causes, out of spite
Ammo with good barrier performance is a must for EDC since one of these psychotic retards might follow you off the exit and into an intersection
>>65031517All normies are insane
I must confess whenever talking about "the perfect fantasy height android waifu" I always just said 8' tall without even realizing just how tall 8' actually is. To put that into perspective, if this dude was 6', this would be a pretty good example of 6' vs 8', hot, but would have a very hard time not constantly knocking down popcorn ceiling crumbs all over the house.
>>65031620Neither Andre the Giant nor Wilt Chamberlain were anywhere near 8'Arnold Schwarzenegger is 6'2.
>>65030696>without the baggageThen she wouldn't be wearing a hijab, would she?
>>65031629there's a handy height chart tool online for this exact sort of thing, as we can see, an 8' tall android maid would have some logistical issues.
>>65031648I think you mean logistical benefits
>>65031701I mean, the fucking and cuddling would be top-tier, but the fact that her has to constantly walk around slouched over and looks like she's in a toddlers bed in a king sized one might be a little silly.Also, I just got a brand new captcha asking me 4chan trivia, anyone encounter that yet?
>>65031620My fantasy was 6'2". Tall, but not with size issues
>>65031708raise the roof and get some bigger furniture for your girl anon
>>65031620just get a bigger house
>>65031717oh shit, just did. Wonder if this is for april fools? I hope it's permanent, filter the normalfags and newfags.
>>65031725>>65031708meant to respond to this post but I'm drinking and retarded
>>650317126'2" is just "slightly taller than average" height which does not give off dommy mommy vibes, 6'8" is the absolute minimum as that's about the height she'd need to be at to comfortably tuck your head under her chin without either of you having to awkwardly bend your knees.
>>65031708>I just got a brand new captcha asking me 4chan triviaWait that's real? I thought an anon was shitposting when they posted a screenshot of it
>>65031750Apparently it's this years April fools event, kinda lame tbqh
>>65031757This isn't any cooler but I think it'd be funny if everyone suddenly got IDs. Im just imagining how many people would be exposed samefagging or who's been behind what posts and what have you. Boy would I like to know.....
>>65031767I mean, beats the last three years April fools jokes, they've been pretty consistently shitty for a while now.
Who doesn’t love a juicy, slightly charred steak of weeb meat, served up with a mountain of chips or hash browns and some nice green veggies? Mushroom sauce is rich, velvety and utterly delicious. You can serve it with anything, but the creaminess is so good over steak that it is my first choice, also recommended for pasta with a little parmesan cheese.
>>65031735I once met a grill who was slightly taller than me, probably 6'4, looked like Springfield too, had bangs over her forehead, green eyes, and red hair like Springfield and a long braided portion like in Springfields Christmas outfit, well guess what, I fumbled it.It's so Unequivocally Joever.
>>65030131
>>65031767Flags. That alone will make everything better.
>>65031767Yeah but they could just switch IPs.
This IS the right place for my /k/at, right guys?
>>65031856Might be more at home in /m/ honestly.
>>65031867Maybe, but then I would have to post on /m/. No thanks.
what da Springfield doin.
>>65031517Its always amazes me how you see Americans act in road rage situations and other similar events when literally ANYONE can have a gun. Like wtf are you doing dude fucking begging to be shot.
>>65030148BASED
the new captcha is funny
>>65032370I see nothing but the usual IQ tests :c
>>65032370this one's the best I've had so far
>>65032502First of all, I think that is funny.However, I don't think that is exactly fair because you are tripple filtering people.
>>65032603for what it's worth, I managed to pass it despite not even knowing who half of them were: I recognized Ryuuko, Astolfo, and Hideri, but had no idea who the others were (bottom middle looks like haganai's art style but I never watched that) and clocked them all as traps based entirely on how they were drawnalso it just gives a regular captcha if you fail (speaking of, I feel like they should have accounted for someone typing Raul Alfonso Tejada's full name out when asked to identify him)
>>65032662Bottom left is Ryuko Matoi from kill-la-kill and they were at least born biologically female in the show. I never finished the show though, (it just didn't grab me like some of Trigger's other work has) so I cannot say with certainty one way or another if that changed in the runtime.
>>65032025I believe the term for this is natural selection.Also I didn't get an April Fool's captcha, what gives?
>>65031735I like this artist
Soppo got her promo video and they also fixed her design up thank god
>>65032662>never finished the show thoughI don't blame you, I remember struggling to watch that awful tournament arc though Kill la Kill ultimately ended up in my top nine anime series list>>65032712>promo videoThat should have been the OP, damn it!
I am responsible for the murder of an Albanian immigrant in 2010. This is why I cannot buy a firearm.Also neat captcha. I let it expire like 8 times to get it.
>>65032723Nigga you were like 4 years old in 2010
>>65032723Anon, it's against the rules to even joke about that sort of thing
>>65032723Your serb mental retardation is showing up. Be sure to put a bottle up your ass and blame it on albanians
>>65032723Good riddance.
M4 junya reveal! Junya has a friend now!
>>65032730>>65032731>>65032733>>65032738Bros it's April 1st... Also I was not born in 2006
>>65032757>was not born in 2006So 2003?
>>65032757>Born in 2006Jesus fuckPeople 10 years younger than me are able to post.
Clone it faggots
>>65032662>I managed to passthey evidently didn't
>>65030131Why is this thread dedicated to KEK Falco instead of our 100% all American uma Taiki Shuttle?
>>65031779Do women like that really exist in the United States?I mean the tomboyish, patriotic, gun-shooting, BBQ-making, fun-having, raised-in-a-farm-or-small-town type Where can you find them in the US? Do they make for good girlfriends?
>>65033522I drove through Appalachia last summer, Western VA, WV, Kentucky, Alabama and North Carolina have plenty of women like that. Now, they're not going to be like Kay because Kay is an exaggeration and women in Appalachia tend to be quieter and not so hyper-extroverted, but in spirit, yes
>>65033580fuck forgot my trip that time
Feels like a tremendous weight has been lifted having buried the hatchet with al-Bukhari>>65033500To spite you and every other Uma poster, duh
>>65033500Taiki boobies...
