What gear do you take for vampire hunting?
>>65034827you seen the silver prices, boy?its a wooden stake to the heart every time for me
>>65034827a wedding ring
>>65034827Vampires get the brick
Brick, dick, cross stick
If it's female I'll only need my dick.
>>65034827I'll take the GEP gun.
>>65034857cute
>>65034827>What gear do you take for vampire hunting?The cock. You can't beat the cock.
>>65034827super soaker full of holy water and garlic oil. switch'd glock with silver bullets or silver nitrate loaded hollow points. wooden stakes. finally, do like john carpenter's vampires and spear them and drag them outside and give them a suntan.
>>65035262You do that every day tho.
>>65034827A shotgun that holds 8 rounds, a .380 LPC, a Albanian 7.62x25mm Tok, my famlies faith in Christ and a 130 lb Maremmano sheep dog. My tactics are to obliterate any vampire i see until i encountrer a big titty goth girl or Lenore then i switch sides. I'm joking, i was always on their side.
I'm team vampire here and i will fight to the undeath for her.
Vampires have been an allegory for Jews for hundreds of years.
>>65034827OP, here is where you made a major mistake: Why would you assume that /k/ would be fighting Vampires instead of helping them?
Lenore could probably heft a KPV and walk around in a half inch thick suit of Maximilion plate armor mado out of titanium, i doubt she would want to do that.... Unless enough /k/ommandos subscribed to her only fans then all bets are off...
>>65035290I thought they were a allegory for degenerate nobility that hurt and kill peasants?Also a set of large mirror's i can set up so i can reflect the light of the sun into whatever hideout or cave the vampire i am hunting is saying in during the day.Or a box of matches and gasoline to burn down the vampires haven with them still in it. Though that will most likely get me hunted down by the cops for arson and burning rich fuckers to death. So it may just be safer to rely on the power of the sun. Cleaner that way to one would think.
>>65034827Walk around in a big cardboard box (it's my home and they can't get in unless I let them), and some unkind words to destroy morale.
>>65034827>finally a use for the if you bite me you are big ghey neck tattoo outside of prison
>>65035283What a fucking waste of time that series was.
>>65035349Lmao this gay communist thinks he wouldn't be some kind of ghoulish thrall for the vampire already.
>>65035385It really was a waste of time, they just tried to make a old side scroll game into a anime. Lenore was the only thing decent about it.
>>65035283Familiars will be drawn and quartered... but just your dick.
>>65035364https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgCLouENn-A
>>65035349>I thought they were a allegory for degenerate nobility thatIf you're still wondering about this after the few files that were released, you're as retarded a goy as they took you for.
>>65035364I'm this, but I eat a lot of Italian food.
>>65035296>helping uphill-skaters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJWC3IRkn18
My wife and nothing else.
>>65035349What (((degenerate nobility))) specifically? The Church had a lot of influence over many, but not all.
>>65035728Isn't she old now?Its not the early 90s anymore you know.
>>65035400it's somewhat decent until they kept shoving antitheistic bullshit up our asses and turning the foreign vampires into literal jobbers, which is my biggest gripe with the finale of season 2 (or 3? it's been years so i forgot)
>>65035387I would like to see the vampires get me when i am standing out in the middle of mid day sunlight.
>>65035751She's a fictional character, she can be any age I want. Also vampires aren't real.
Pocket knifeand dick
>>65035770Reminder that the baddie he bagged brutally mogs every single vampire in fiction (cain from VtM doesn't count because he's an outright plot device that are hardly taken seriously because the whole universe pretty much bends its ass backwards for his existence to even make sense at all)
>>65034827paintball gun with paintballs of garlic/holy water mix
>>65035751>early 90sEarly-'90s Buffy was Kristy Swanson. SMG didn't become Buffy until the late-'90s.Dumb zoomer.
