What weapons do American special forces have to combat the threat of Iranian ninja women?
>>65040785My dick
What if one of the downed F-15 pilots is being held by these ninja women? How would they be rescued?
>Iranian TaimaninImagine
>mighty lions of Allah>abandon Yono subs>hide behind unarmed women after bombing Ukrainian women and childrenYou don't hate Iran enough
>>65040785>>65040795Based on the extensive research of the source material I suggest some REALLY big niggers.
>>65040789>How would they be rescuedOwing much child support.
>>65040809those are former lions of allah, they've just transitioned as per iranian customs
>>65040823kek now we know how Iran intends to replace their lost Hezballess cadres
>>65040785>chink twittervery 50cent
>Look it up>There's actually some McDojo about 40km outside of Tehran that claims to train kunoichi>Established 1989>It's in and/or by a castle>Wikipedia's only picture of the castle is a big rockWell this is the funniest shit I've seen all day.
>>65040785What sort of techniques would these female ninjas use to extract information out of the captured enemy?
>>65040785>>65040863Are you telling me someone on Iran is larping as Hasan-i Sabbah the leader of the Order of Assassins, but with ninja women?Not gonna lie, that's impressive.
>>65040863i think some japanese communist terrorist actually trained in iran or pakistan, they probably brought some meme shit over there and the inbreds took it seriously
>>65040789>>65040820>Pedro OneOne this WarEagle>P11- Go ahead WarEagle>WE- I am 500 meters south of the tan building>WE- MULTIPLE HOSTILES APPROACHING MY POSITION>P11-WarEagle do you have Size and weapons>WE- About 6-7 women in camouflage, AK rifles and...whips?!>WE- appear to be very fit, between 5'6" and 6 feet tall, very neatly trimmed eyebrows, strong jaws and hazel eyes>P11- WarEagle uhhh, we have your position, 20 minu->WE- PEDRO 11 THEY'RE ERRR ITS TOO HOT>WE- TURN AROUND >P11- WAREAGLE ARE YOU UNDER FI->WE- PEDRO 11 IM MOVING TO ENGAGE, TELL MY WIFE SHE CANT HAVE THE TACOMA
>>65040785do their techniques involve wrapping their legs around my neck and force me to whiff their smelly unwashed poon in order to extract critical information?
>>65040785if this is supposed to scare away marines then I have bad news
>>65040863the funniest shit i saw today was a mirrored copy of my cat on the internet.
>>65040795But there are no Russians invading Iran right now and Golems don't have dicks?
>>65040785oh fugg they got access to 1970s black belt magazines and bought the books for sale!!!
>>65040863my complaints to the dungeon masterthis setting is fucking irrational and unrealistic
>>65041179More likely they got the whole collection of Ashida Kim ninja manuals. Those were way, way popular during the mid-80s to early 90s, to the point where you'd see them in convenience stores.
>>65041177>golems Fuck is Israel animating clay figures to use as shock troops!?
>>65040785
>>65040785all of these dictatorships are run by theatre kids.
>>65040838I thought ninjas are Japanese and ninja movies are Israeli.
>>65040923>TELL MY WIFE SHE CANT HAVE THE TACOMA
>>65040863What's even funnier, "Kunoichi" is a modern term. Female ninjas in a historical sense never existed. There are 0, exactly 0 cases known or written about a female ninja. It's pure, unadulterated, Naruto Larp, fantasy BS.
>>65044742They existed, just not in the way anime depicts them, unless you are specifically talking about the girl with the poison cum from Basilisk. They operated the same way modern female spies do, by making extensive use of the honeypot technique, because if it ain't broke don't fix it. Reminder to any nerds reading: if you work for a defense contractor and manage to land a really cute girl that seems super interested in your work, there is a non zero chance she is a spy.
>>65040795More like Taibeinin.
>>65040785oh my god raping her while she struggles in futility would be so hot.iran please give them shitty guns or no guns so they feel encouraged to get close and use their martial arts on me.
>>65044871No they didn't. There are 0 historical accounts of Japanese Female Spies/Ninjas. Nice try.
>>65044871no they didnt you fucking nerd. find us 1 piece of evidence from any era in japan.
>>65044742This
