What weapons do American special forces have to combat the threat of Iranian ninja women?
>>65040785My dick
What if one of the downed F-15 pilots is being held by these ninja women? How would they be rescued?
>Iranian TaimaninImagine
>mighty lions of Allah>abandon Yono subs>hide behind unarmed women after bombing Ukrainian women and childrenYou don't hate Iran enough
>>65040785>>65040795Based on the extensive research of the source material I suggest some REALLY big niggers.
>>65040789>How would they be rescuedOwing much child support.
>>65040809those are former lions of allah, they've just transitioned as per iranian customs
>>65040823kek now we know how Iran intends to replace their lost Hezballess cadres
>>65040785>chink twittervery 50cent
>Look it up>There's actually some McDojo about 40km outside of Tehran that claims to train kunoichi>Established 1989>It's in and/or by a castle>Wikipedia's only picture of the castle is a big rockWell this is the funniest shit I've seen all day.
>>65040785What sort of techniques would these female ninjas use to extract information out of the captured enemy?
>>65040785>>65040863Are you telling me someone on Iran is larping as Hasan-i Sabbah the leader of the Order of Assassins, but with ninja women?Not gonna lie, that's impressive.
>>65040863i think some japanese communist terrorist actually trained in iran or pakistan, they probably brought some meme shit over there and the inbreds took it seriously
>>65040789>>65040820>Pedro OneOne this WarEagle>P11- Go ahead WarEagle>WE- I am 500 meters south of the tan building>WE- MULTIPLE HOSTILES APPROACHING MY POSITION>P11-WarEagle do you have Size and weapons>WE- About 6-7 women in camouflage, AK rifles and...whips?!>WE- appear to be very fit, between 5'6" and 6 feet tall, very neatly trimmed eyebrows, strong jaws and hazel eyes>P11- WarEagle uhhh, we have your position, 20 minu->WE- PEDRO 11 THEY'RE ERRR ITS TOO HOT>WE- TURN AROUND >P11- WAREAGLE ARE YOU UNDER FI->WE- PEDRO 11 IM MOVING TO ENGAGE, TELL MY WIFE SHE CANT HAVE THE TACOMA
>>65040785do their techniques involve wrapping their legs around my neck and force me to whiff their smelly unwashed poon in order to extract critical information?
>>65040785if this is supposed to scare away marines then I have bad news
>>65040863the funniest shit i saw today was a mirrored copy of my cat on the internet.
>>65040795But there are no Russians invading Iran right now and Golems don't have dicks?
>>65040785oh fugg they got access to 1970s black belt magazines and bought the books for sale!!!
>>65040863my complaints to the dungeon masterthis setting is fucking irrational and unrealistic
>>65041179More likely they got the whole collection of Ashida Kim ninja manuals. Those were way, way popular during the mid-80s to early 90s, to the point where you'd see them in convenience stores.
>>65041177>golems Fuck is Israel animating clay figures to use as shock troops!?
>>65040785
>>65040785all of these dictatorships are run by theatre kids.
>>65040838I thought ninjas are Japanese and ninja movies are Israeli.
>>65040923>TELL MY WIFE SHE CANT HAVE THE TACOMA
>>65040863What's even funnier, "Kunoichi" is a modern term. Female ninjas in a historical sense never existed. There are 0, exactly 0 cases known or written about a female ninja. It's pure, unadulterated, Naruto Larp, fantasy BS.
>>65044742They existed, just not in the way anime depicts them, unless you are specifically talking about the girl with the poison cum from Basilisk. They operated the same way modern female spies do, by making extensive use of the honeypot technique, because if it ain't broke don't fix it. Reminder to any nerds reading: if you work for a defense contractor and manage to land a really cute girl that seems super interested in your work, there is a non zero chance she is a spy.
>>65040795More like Taibeinin.
>>65040785oh my god raping her while she struggles in futility would be so hot.iran please give them shitty guns or no guns so they feel encouraged to get close and use their martial arts on me.
>>65044871No they didn't. There are 0 historical accounts of Japanese Female Spies/Ninjas. Nice try.
>>65044871no they didnt you fucking nerd. find us 1 piece of evidence from any era in japan.
>>65044742This
Post their feet
>>65040785*unzips dick*
>>65040785>What weapons do American special forces have to combat the threat of Iranian ninja women?Pete Hegseth. He's beaten teh shit into more strippers and raped more condifent young women than ghenghis kahn. Give him a jar of hair gel and a g-string and they will all be dead by dawn.
>>65044965>>65044969Granted I'm not super well versed in Japanese history, but you mean to tell me that NO ONE in the history of Japan has EVER sent an attractive lady to seduce someone to either spy on them, kill them, extort them or gain their confidence to do something else?What, Japanese Bushido was too advanced and honorable to pull off one of the oldest tricks in the book? the one everyone else had done?
>>65040863what's the point of being a dictator if you can't do wacky shit like making an army of female ninjas?
>>65045220True, who among is can say they wouldn't do the same?
>>65041195basically yes but they are using some hilariously expensive clay paid by someone else
>>65040788This. Irani women love them some American dingaling. She will tell you she loves you and even put up with your bald hairy fart sniffing ass for a green card because her life SUCKS
>>65045358Many such cases.
>>65040785>martial arts techniques>aggressive pussy spreading Nice.
>>65040785They'll probably and be sluts, fuck, marry, or kill in a game of reverse.
>>65040785There's only one man for the jobhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpMC2_SCY7w
>>65045420Oddly, could not stop watching for 3:04, and still WTF?
>>65045405Would share her body with muh fist.
>>65045160Then show us the prove, faggot
>>65044871Japan was smart enough to keep its women in the kitchen.
>>65040863https://web.archive.org/web/20140316120525/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJjpFYVvwBo
>>65045944>Japan was smart enough to keep its women in the kitchen.Where they assassinated you with poisoned sushi after fucking your brains out to gain your little brain trust.
>>65040785How does their Halal-fu hold up against infinite drone swarms?
>>65046010Stop embarrassing yourself dronetard.
>>65040785What weapons do American special forces have?The Deep Penetrator *unzips dick*
>>65046045 Aka The Bunker Buster.
>>65040811you are a cuck
I pray to Allah that no Persian qts were harmed during the recent rescue operation.
>>65040863That's very silly but I also volunteer to siege that castle
>>65044742covert ops conducted via dicksucking have been a thing around the globe as long as dicks have existed
>>65045997>Poisoned SushiNo need to find special ingredients, just get the chef who finished last at Fugu 101 and give him lotsa sake before he starts the cutting.
>>65045358I won't mind a Catherine Bell lookalike, especially if she is a Tomcatboo.
>>65040785>that 4th pichot
>>65040785https://youtu.be/Ym0py1Xcy78?is=Agp4Hj0RJeo6uBvW
>>65045160Using citizen proxies do not count as "ninjas." That's his original point. There is no case in the history of Japan where a "kunoichi" or "female ninja" existed. Yes, there are cases where some normal women were used as prostitute spies for certain clans. But a ninja in the traditional sense? No. Women ninjas did not exist.
>>65044742bansensukai yourself you fucking faggot. geisha not raised in your village could not be used as concubines for a reason
>>65049510Probably the first intentional covert op as well.
>>65040795>Taimanin>Both trump and putin are fast bastardsI need a "worried.jpg" image marco ASAP
>>65040785for a variety of reasons female ninja always ends in rape
>>65051751Lmaaaao you got no rebuttal or source. Suck the end of a shotgun barrel, weeb.
>>65049510>>65051751 See>>65051719
>>65048070Lots of them were humped though.
>>65040785Bujinkan weaboos, even in Iran?That infection was surely contagious.
>>65051719I'm sorry but the argument of 'they're not real spies because they're not listed on the Government List of Secret Agents' is one of the most unintentionally hilarious takes I read today.
>>65045358>bald hairy
>>65048092Be careful anon, it's full of great peril
>>65045220Yeah, I totally get it and it does have to be done. Preferably with them wearing cat-suits and bad dubbing... problem is apart from being able to take 10 shots to the face they're just not very good when it comes to fighting. Like the last nigga that had amazonian bodyguard sluts ended up in a bit of a pickle.Or a tubeThen they tickled his pickle with a bayonet in the bumholeIt's just not a great retirement plan I'm saying
Please don’t harm the Persian qts tonight.
>>65055901This x100000000000
>>65055919The platonic embodiment of MILF.
>>65041162
>>65040863lmfao you weren't kidding
>>65057373uhh obviously the castle is hidden, they're ninjas dumbass
>>65049622>ah, yes, stonefish is a delicacy!
>>65048070>>65055901>>pllllzzzz american I am for gay marriage
>>65057637What ever allows them to save thier rediculas face in front of thier own subjegated subjects.
>>65040785Hard cock
>>65057637>Evaporates your military in a week>Decide to give you a chance to walk back some of the shit you've been talking for the last 40 years you are clearly physically incapable of backing up>This clearly means they are incapable of victoryWhat is with thirdies and mistaking kindness for weakness despite getting stomped into the dirt by their so called inferiors?
>>65040785Female martial arts requires the man not to act. In real combat scenario the woman is always wrecked
>>65051719Ninja is a side gig, nobody did this stuff as their main job.
>>65040785Bene Gesserit witches!
>>65040785Their own ninjas
>>65040906i dont know but their success is measured im ml
Are Persian women really hot?
>>65061680
>>65062073Yes but it can depend on specific ethnicitiy.
>>65062073Yes, heres a picture of my beautiful wife. Taking her to the range this weekend
>>65062073they look like gyppos>briefly dated an Iranian in college
>>65062073Look up Persia Monir
>>65059105Ninja typically attack from surprise. Unless all their clothes are bright orange, ig.
>>65040788>>65040795Orcs like anon from above then.
>>65062180>available to rent for $1300 an hourWow
>>65040785/pol/ already memory-holed this conflict since shitran lost haha, check out the catalog there.
>>65066288Why would anyone want Iran to win?
>>65066349Because America and the western world is evil. Only with victory of the global south can world peace be achieved. This is unironically their thinking.
>>65066288Everyone is paying the Hormuz toll, though. And soon America will give Iran its money back.Iran left this war more powerful(and richer) than when it started.
>>65066475>everyoneLiterally only 9 ships have passed since the ceasefire, and there’s zero evidence anyone paid a toll.
>>65052318Is it truly still rape if they put themselves in that position on purpose so that after they were done getting gang banged and everyone fell asleep from fucking her to much she gets to her feet and starts slitting throats?
>>65066482If the toll stays up how soon do you guys think the next war in Iran?And i am not saying America will come back for round two. But that Iran's rivels will get pissed at them for trying to drain there money from them with this bullshit toll they are forcing everyone to pay.
>>65066520It's a common negotiating tactic. You start with a bunch of unreasonable demands then "settle" for the stuff you actually wanted.
>>65066537Or the other guy can realize he can just shoot you in the face and be done with it and never have to hear anymore of your demands ever again.
>>65040785If you've ever dated a Persian girl, you'd know they're deadly at close range. Deadlier than the male.
>>65051719Ninja in the traditional sense didn't exist at all. It's a catch-all term for people doing intelligence work that also covers what would be considered military scouts, skirmishers, fifth columnists, and agents provocateur. But if you want to be stickler on this point, trap and shota ninjas appear in the historical record.
>>65067026Unfortunately the world can't (or won't) dome Iran so that's not really an option.
>>65044900>raping herTotal war crime and a sin, there are RULE, MAN!>Deuteronomy 21:10-25:19>Fair Treatment of Captured Women>10 “When you go to war against your enemies and the Lord your God hands them over to you and you take some of them prisoner, and >11 if you see a beautiful woman among the captives, desire her, and want to take her as your wife, >12 you are to bring her into your house. She must shave her head, trim her nails, >13 remove the clothes she was wearing when she was taken prisoner, live in your house, and mourn for her father and mother a full month. After that, you may have sexual relations with her and be her husband, and she will be your wife. >14 Then if you are not satisfied with her, you are to let her go where she wants, but you must not sell her for money or treat her as merchandise, because you have humiliated her."Seems reasonable to me. I don't know why y'all y'awl don't like Jews and stuff?
>>65067026>Or the other guy can realize he can just shoot you in the faceOnly if you can actually do that. Iran's regional rivals have tried to just shoot the Iran-backed Houthis in the face for quite some time now without really getting there, and the entire reason we're in this spot to begin with is that Israel&USA tried to just shoot Iran in the face.
>>65066537>It's a common negotiating tactic. You start with a bunch of unreasonable demands then "settle" for the stuff you actually wanted.Ah, yes! The "Art of the DeaL", but when Trump does it, the squeeling is incessant!>we will buy greenland, you can't protect it>w,we'll budget more to protect it f,from You, rreee!>haha, I thought so
>>65055901Imagine if her and that F15 chick who ejected over Kuwait had a 1 on 1 meeting haha
>>65040789>DELTA FORCE: Captain [Redacted]>USAF PILOT: Oh, hello.>DELTA FORCE: Quick!>USAF PILOT: What?>DELTA FORCE: Quick!>USAF PILOT: Why?>DELTA FORCE: You are in great peril!>MARYAM: No, he isn't.>DELTA FORCE: Silence, foul temptress>USAF PILOT: You know, she's got a point.>DELTA FORCE Come on! We will cover your escape!>USAF PILOT: Look, I'm fine!>DELTA FORCE: Come on!>BIG TIDDY PERSIAN GIRLS: Captain [Redacted]!>USAF PILOT: No. Look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!>MARYAM: Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!>BIG TIDDY PERSIAN GIRLS: Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!>DELTA FORCE: No, Captain [Redacted]. Come on!>USAF PILOT: No! Really! Honestly, I can cope. I can handle this lot easily.>MARYAM: Oh, yes. Let him handle us easily.>BIG TIDDY PERSIAN GIRLS: Yes. Let him handle us easily.>DELTA FORCE: No. Quick! Quick!>USAF PILOT: Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred-and-fifty of them!>MARYAM: Yes! Yes, he will beat us easily! We haven't a chance.>BIG TIDDY PERSIAN GIRLS: We haven't a chance. He will beat us easily...[boom]MARYAM: Oh, shit.>DELTA FORCE: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.>USAF PILOT: I don't think I was.>DELTA FORCE: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.>USAF PILOT: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.>DELTA FORCE: No, it's too perilous.>USAF PILOT: Look, it's my duty as an officer to sample as much peril as I can.>DELTA FORCE: No, we've got to find the enriched uranium. Come on!>USAF PILOT: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?>DELTA FORCE: No. It's unhealthy.>USAF PILOT: I bet you're gay.>DELTA FORCE: No, I'm not.
>>65040785Request backup from the vatican.
>>65066537>2026>any experienced negotiator falling for thatThis isn't a fucking bazaar.
>>65070616kek
>>65070558>military themed lesdom with busty brown womenMein Gott
>>65040863>castle anthrax is real
Is it wrong that I want to spank either A. An obnoxious woman in a hijab hiked up to her waste (with nothing underneath) or B a kunoichi wearing those weird ninja pants that look like theyre not wearing underwear?
>>65040788Came here exclusively for this answer, very pleased to see it is the first post.
>>65071782>fit butchy-looking air force pilot gets kidnapped and gangbaned by group of sexy curvy persian women>featuring long scene where the captive is forced to polish each of her captor's assholes with her tongueI'd pay top dollar
>>65071809
>>65070616You know what this is what happened and I refuse to believe otherwise. It is the only explanation why the WSO took so long to find.
>>65040820Reminds me of that guy who was a POW and then when he got back they arrested him for unpaid child support
>>65045358The idea is what she likes doesn't matter. She will be raped.
>>65071793based on both counts
>>65077682>>65077688>>65077693https://desuarchive.org/k/search/image/HDAelOc-YuGGMQ-fdZYF6w/https://desuarchive.org/k/search/image/g-jwwRLcRe0X-pjAYTZpiw/https://desuarchive.org/k/search/image/wpDJP_8KKQbyskANLk33fA/https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/64794466/#q64806359https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/64797490/#q64808362https://desuarchive.org/k/search/image/1iYY0EcwG7MunSwFGrEeJw/
baton and bean bag rounds.dont want to hurt anyone after all>>65071782Isha she wolf of the IGRC !
>>65079555Stop.
I have never seen a war where the American mainstream media glazed the other side so fervently or so impotently, every CNN article sounds like it was written by someone gay for mullahs
>>65066520But Iran hasn't been able to make anyone pay, and the US is blocking anyone who stops at Iranian ports. Every ship that goes through goes STRAIGHT through.
>>65068776If they didn't exist(traditional sense or not) at all, then WHY would we be talking about them, you fucking gomer? Anyway his original point is that FEMALE ninjas didn't exist. Never did.
>>65079384absolutely haram
>>65054946The hair grows everywhere but where you want it to grow.
>>65040788Actually ver realistic, providing you bring a stack of 10 dollar bills.
>>65044965>>65044969>women would never>women could never>no one would ever use a women like thatOk.>>65045944>Japan didn't have whoresAnon I...
>>65084051The traditional depiction of ninja comes from theater (the all black suit is literally what stagehands wore), actual ninjas bear little relation to those depictions. It's like how real world spycraft is a lot of blackmail, buying information, and sifting through paperwork and not debonair spies gunning down hordes of goons with machine guns mounted to Aston-Martins.
>>65040910
>>65079384>she wolf of the IGRCWhy are we not funding this!>>65086386>and not debonair spies gunning down hordes of goons with machine guns mounted to Aston-MartinsSadSo the real Jap ninja was some specky git sifting through rice future reports?
>>65040785Indeed, the greatest weapon one of these women can wield against their captors is pregnancy. Procreation. Breeding, even. Truly, the ninja technique of being a woman and also sexy is the most frightening one of all.
>>65062073They have hairy backs and legs.
>>65044742Ninjas as a whole is almost an entirely modern invention. The idea of a highly trained assassin just really didn't happen in Japan, and most ninjas were pretty much just serial killers you'd pay to shank someone for you while they were at the market.
>>65088129>So the real Jap ninja was some specky git sifting through rice future reports?On the topic of female ninja, there's an anecdotal thing I've heard where someone went to a ninja museum in Japan and there was a tale regaled to them of a woman who was sent to an enemy lord's castle to work as a spy under cover as a maid or general servant. She got a hold of some tax forms and doctored it so it looked like the lord in question was embezzling funds meant for the emperor then reported it. He got executed after being audited and found guilty.The person leading the tour then said"This exact story probably isn't true, but this is the kind of shit ninja did back in the past."
>>65062073>PersianIf you like hips/ass and a bit of horse face, they are 10/10. Really the hottest women on the planet imo, they can be seen in parts of LA/Northridge as well as Atlanta. Hairy like an Armenian though.>>65094626Imperial garden attendants absolutely existed
>>65094671>and doctored itFar more likely she just found evidence that he WAS embezzling rice
>>65094555So hot.
>>65045220Wait a moment! Are those guys waring woman's cloths?
>>65071793>wasteher waste pipe maybe, but i believe you meant "waist". easy mistake with them being so close together and all
>>65040785That reminds me. Whatever happened to Gaddafi's gaggle of cult female bodyguards? Did they all get killed?
>>65098804A couple leaders of his "Amazonian Guard" disappeared, and may have been killed. But most were just raped and allowed to go back into civilian life.
>>65040795>Theranin
>>65099245A vag is a terrible thing to waste after all
>>65098804You're assuming they were loyal
>>65040785All women succumb to the same counter-measures eventually. Not even mad, just spittin facts...
>>65040785SAG-AFTRA cards so they can try to audition as Harm and Mac's daughter in the eventual JAG sequel, whenever Bellisario gets tired of NCIS spinoffs.
>>65095230Really, the distinction is irrelevant when talking about espionage. Either they really are doing it and you just have to be a "whistleblower" or be convincing enough to make people think he is.
>>65099577Based Glenn Ford.
>>65101029>whenever Bellisario gets tired of NCIS spinoffs.So never.
>>65101344>all that matters is what is perceived Always true.
>>65040795>"Conservative" Muslim Iranian Taimanin ( donned in a hijab with big knockers and a nice ass, hips and thighs ) becomes cock-hungry after being fucked by Amerigolems.Hot....
