>Ultimate war trophy when fighting Germans was a Luger>Ultimate war trophy when fighting Japanese was a katanaWhat was the ultimate war trophy when fighting the Italians?
>>65040885neapolitan brideclap optional
A good bottle of wine.
>>65040885>What was the ultimate war trophy when fighting the Italians?Early model Beretta model 1938? These were really good guns, in the top-5, possibly top-3, of the best WWII SMGs.
>>65040885Honestly? The Beretta 38
>>65040885Pizza
>>65040885fascist officer dagger.
>>65040885you don't get a trophy for beating 4th place
>>65041000Trips confirm. That's a really nice knife.
>>65040885Pasta.
>>65040885Historically, Beretta 34s.
>>65040885olive oil
>>65040885The clap
No one really wanted a trophy from Italians. Not bragging material.
>>65040885Its was those tiny beretta pistols or an Italian wife.Flags were cool too.>Source, hung out in the local VFW for years building models and talking to WW2 vets.
>>65041022>you don't get a trophy for beating 4th placeYes you do, a bronze medal is still a trophy.
>>65041291Bronze medals are for 3rd place.
>>65040885priceless artifacts from the roman empire
>>65040885The big bronze horses Napoleon stole from Venice, that the Venetians originally stole from Constantinople after sacking it in the crusades.
>>65041423>beating 4th placethat's third place, bronze, but I also read it that way twice before realizing my mistake
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>>65040963>neapolitan brideWhy would you want a brown wife in 1945?
>>65041462brutal
>>65041462What's the deal with the 'RECREATION' at the bottom?
>>65041462Man... I can't imagine being so desperate for snatch that I'd pay for hairy, unwashed, wop poon that's all but guaranteed to be infected with 12 kinds of VD, in a time before the widespread use of condoms or antibiotics.Times were truly different back then.
>>65041502>widespread use of condomssoldiers were issued condoms
>>65041487ntait seems like image meant for release were classified according to what they depicted generally, & had descriptive blurbs attached. at least thats what ive seen from looking through the national archives
>>65041502I'm sure you could find an Italian gigolo too :)
>>65041462Did they just snatch some random Italian kid off the street or something?
>>65041510I think that was pretty limited.As far as I'm aware, most 'murrican GIs instead got some kind of weird anti-VD kit that included an anti-germ cream that was to be smeared all over the Johnson, and tiny tube of glue-like substance, the tip of which was supposed to be inserted and injected down the piss-pipe to (in theory) form a sort of plug or seal against any malicious microorganisms. While these kits were widely issues, I don't think many of them were actually used.
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>>65041533There were 6 condoms in every one of those kits anon.
>>65041000That looks slick.>>65041502Hairy is best
>>65041550>Hairy is bestNot when it hasn't been washed for two weeks and is caked with blood, pus, and the excretions of dozens of previous clients.Italians women back then didn't even have toilet paper to wipe after pissing.I don't even want to imagine the stench.
>>65041533Man I don't think SteveMRE is going to like this one...
>>65040885What would the ultimate trophy be for Americans in Iran?
>>65040986But Pizza is American. In fact the tomato is a New World fruit. Italians are culinary frauds
>>65041573
>>65041532>enlisting the local boys to help you fuck their bully's momWin-win scenario, only Americans could broker such a perfect deal
>>65041573F-14
>>65041573Persian baddie without severe entitlement and materialistic tendencies
>>65041000Damn that's cool. The nazi daggers honestly always looked like shit to me. They were too traditional looking.
>>65041585pasta then
>>65041573Those weird G3 bullpups they made a while back.They probably suck but they look funky.
>>65041566>Not when it hasn't been washed for two weeks and is caked with blood, pus, and the excretions of dozens of previous clients.Is this some kind of fetish of yours? It's okay to admit that it is but do you seriously think that people didn't wash themselves or something?
>>65041773If you're talking about the Khaybar, it's a bullpupped Sayyad, which is an Iranian clone of a Chinese clone of an M16.
>>65040885>What was the ultimate war trophy when fighting the Italians?Getting to live at home with your mama mia until you're 50
>>65041831KH2002 is iconic for the BF3 inclusion. However homeslice is talking about this abortion
>>65041502>Man... I can't imagine being so desperate for snatch that I'd pay for hairy, unwashed, wop poon that's all but guaranteed to be infected with 12 kinds of VDLets go over all the reasons you're a wrong faggot homo:>hairyHairy is based you fucking porn-rotted zoomer. First sign, biggest sign; at least this can be said about you you don't bury the lede.>unwashedSay what you will about the guidos (What sound does an Italian flat tire make? dagodagodagoWOPWOPWOP) but they had baths and were cleaner than most of their contemporaries. >VDI know it's hard for a coomer homo to believe, but there were plenty of pure C*tholic Italian teenagers waiting to spread their legs and spend their cherry on the first big virile American who make an honest woman out of her. Some people actually talked the talk AAND walked the walk back then, it started that is to believe for cynical, sexually confused buckbroken numale like yourself. Anyways there were plenty of people for you in the concentration camps, just look for the hungry fellas woth the pink triangle. Have fun, AIDS (formerly GRIDS) won't be around for another three decades.>zoomer niggas would actually factually turn down a buxom Italian 17yo and a lifetime of sex, cooking, gabagool and child rearing because of some hair I weep for the future
>>65041891>[I know it is hard]*** is to believefucking autocorrect
>>65040885Why would there be a war trophy for beating eyetalians? I don't think eyetalians have ever won a war in their entire history
>>65041856That's the one. It's so ugly it is beautiful.
I wonder if you're allowed to take things as trophys anymore?
>>65040885There is no honor in killing the Italians. It’s like taking toys after slaughtering children.
>>65041936You are but it's only gay shit like sheaths and rugs. Even bayonets are banned
>>65042026>Even bayonets are bannedThat's fucking gay. What's the point at that point?
>>65042029There is none which is the point. Humiliation ritual. You also can't duck their women because you're stuck in a shitty fob and have no leave because you'll be killed by the people you're liberating.Terrorist wars are a meme.
>>65041749noodles are from CHYNA
>>65040885Wine I guess. Maybe some looted art.
>>65040885Touching their spaghett.
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>>65041474same reason why any GI would want a buck tooth slanted eye jap wifedo you feel smart when you ask such stupid question?
>>65040885>What was the ultimate war trophy when fighting the Italians?Italian cunny.
>>65041831>>65041856My god those are hideous. The one based on the G3 especially because of the long protruding barrel (negating the purpose of being a bullpup and tiny mag. Their Fateh, apparently built like the ACR does look kind of cool. As do their copies of Chinese Norinco CQs.
>>65042786digital pattern is just 2 kool 4 skool man2 cool 4 skool
>>65041585Italians don't even have garlic bread technology
>>65040885Meatballs, dummy. Fucking meatballs.
>>65042103lul This is how Chyna treats Nepali lamas
>>65042742based Panko enjoyer. the brown coon is the only good thing in eyetaly
>>65040885>What was the ultimate war trophy when fighting the Italians?Giving them generational trauma
>>65042059Somebody tell Hegseth that that's liberal horseshit and I'm sure it will be repealed pronto
>>65041502There was a low-key famine at that point, so they'd open their legs for a chocolate bar or a can of beef.Which was something every GI got for free, mind you.
>>65040885Prime mediteranian pussy,
>>65041000nice
>>65040885My great-grandfather landed with the 1st Armored Division at Salerno. He lost his helmet a day into the invasion when it the strap broke while he was running to take cover from shellfire and didn't have time to pick it up. He noticed that the Italians' helmets looked similar to American M1s so he just yoinked one off the head of a prisoner, repainted and covered it in netting so no one would notice, and wore that for the remainder of the war.I guess you could say that was his trophy.
>>65040885According to KOTH the ultimate Japanese War trophy wad finding out you have a half japanese son 50 years later.
>>65040983Beretta 38, my beloved.
>>65045256Not having to pay any child support: priceless
>>65045344If you think about it Michiko really beat the odds finding a guy in mid 1900s Japan willing to settle down with a single mother that was not also a widow.
>>65043809>>65041891Lol, the only way the average hook nosed brown muttiloid can get laid is by going to some shitty country where everyone is starving in the hope that some desperate slut will open up for you, and this was such a seminal moment in their lives that they haven't stopped talking about it for 80 years.
>>65045387Cope loser, your country is irrelevant.
>>65045172awesome story actually
>>65045387Be thankful, it's how you came about.
>>65040885There were a lot of vet bringback Beretta M1934s. Everyone loved them.>Smol>EZ to carry>Dead nuts simple and reliable >Readily available caliber>Powerful enough to get somebody off you GIs prized pistols as a backup in case they had to clear a space where their rifle would be too long, or just in case their rifle got damaged/lost for some reason. Because they weren't technically supposed to carry handguns (accidental fatalities with captured pistols being a recurring problem) the ideal would be something small enough to conceal from the gaze of an untrusting officer but still combat effective in a pinch. An M1934 fit these criteria perfectly.
