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Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)08:17:13 No.65043945

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Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)08:17:13 No.65043945

>hey Uziel can you make us a gun
>I don't want to
>pleeeeease
>okay fine just don't name it after me that's all I ask
>sure
>alright here's the gun
>cool thanks bro oh btw we're calling it the Uzi

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)08:24:32 No.65043963

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)08:24:32 No.65043963

Considering he moved to the US the moment he left the IDF and never returned until his death, I wonder if maybe he never got over the name thing.

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)08:34:53 No.65043981

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)08:34:53 No.65043981

>>65043963
Nah. America is to Israel as the UK is to Pakis; a place for brown people to rape kids and claim thier country ia superior (even though they have 0 intention of leaving.)

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)09:29:43 No.65044090

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)09:29:43 No.65044090

>>65043945
Israel stole his invention and refused to pay him royalties.
He had to sue and won.
-Thanks for making us a copy of SAMOPAL ZK-476
-That will be 10 shekels please.
-Oy gevalt, 5 shekels?
-2 shekels? Ata mishuga!
-Best we can do is zero.

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)10:27:17 No.65044197

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)10:27:17 No.65044197

Heavy, obsolete concrete blocks.

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)11:56:17 No.65044473

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)11:56:17 No.65044473

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>>65044197
Fuck you. The micro versions with their 1200–1500 rpm are cool af and the originals looked great with the secret service agents

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)12:22:27 No.65044564

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)12:22:27 No.65044564

>>65044197
OP is supposed to be the cock sucking faggot in the thread, but good job stepping up!

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)12:35:53 No.65044625

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)12:35:53 No.65044625

>>65044564
>cock sucking
Excellent job mentioning that (You) expert
Uzis are pieces of shit

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)12:36:57 No.65044631

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)12:36:57 No.65044631

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>>65044473
>1200–1500 rpm
Uncontrollable dreck

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)14:07:41 No.65044921

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)14:07:41 No.65044921

>>65044473
Not going to argue that the uzi isn't fashionable and cool, but since the 80s terrorists started using real guns so law enforcement/military had to stop using the Uzi.

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)14:17:31 No.65044946

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)14:17:31 No.65044946

>>65044090
> Israel stole his invention and refused to pay him royalties

Noooooo. Whaaaaaat? The Jews?!?

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)14:25:09 No.65044971

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)14:25:09 No.65044971

>>65043945
I've got a few patents for mechanical systems, and I wish I could talk with the guy once regarding the Uzi.
I'm pretty firm in my belief that he'd tell you any engineer could come up with the broad strokes of the platform, because it's really simple and common sense.

What I think he'd be most proud of is the trigger/fire control system.
I think this because that's what I'd be most proud of, and vocally so at that, it's genuinely brilliant.
It's incredibly compact (less than 1/2" tall), safe, and robust.
If I had come up with it I'd be insufferable because I wouldn't stop telling people about it.

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)14:47:09 No.65045030

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)14:47:09 No.65045030

>>65044197
For today’s standards, yes. But back in the day it was made, it’s about what you’d expect from such a gun.

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