/k/ fits.I don't mean armorI don't mean anything that improves capacity, with a fag tier amount of pocketsI mean clothing that enhances a /k/unt's ability to /k/unt it up. Pic related. Shoe coverings, tread removal, hair coverings, gloves, face coverings, cheap & disposable, etc.
Have you have you have you ever had a dream where you where you get the drip super drip and president trump president trump!!! gives you the congressional drip medal of drip freedom and you you and you just buy a cheap pair of sweatpants and a shirt but then the pants have a have a hole in them so you so you take them back but you forgot the receipt?that is that is how /k/ does fits. go to go to /fa/.
>>65049268>fitJust say outfit you fucking spaz. Enough with the broccoli-head wigger abbreviate everything bullshit.
After I become former-fats, I'm going to wear cowboy shirts and bolo ties.
They just look cool
>>65049268It doesnt beat this
>>65049268Just deadass gripped a new Yankees fitted.
>>65049268I slather myself in baby oil buck ass nude before every covert operation to raid the fridge, high speed low drag max rape. I leave behind a massive slug trail as I glide about the house gracefully and effortlessly, like a majestic manta ray of oil and crisco. If anyone gets in my way, I remember the basics of CQC and take them out before they can stop me, my lusciously lipid form easily dispatching any opponent with ease as I charge them on my lubricated wings. I removed my fingertips so I won't leave any fingerprints to avoid being caught, and my entire body is completely hairless and perfectly moisturized for maximum slippage. I even exfoliate to prevent dead skin ftom being possibly obtained and used against me by my bitch mother. Anyway, I'm more /k/ than you'll ever be cunt. This world is my canvas, and I, the perfect lubricated paintbrush with a drag factor to make aerospace engineers blush. My CQC is immaculate, my room clearing footwork ascended, flesh pink and perfect, member swollen. You'll never be as /fa/ as me, faggot, because you are constrained by social morality, whereas I am defined in spite of it.
>>65049268>I don't mean anything that improves capacity, with a fag tier amount of pocketswhat does that even mean?
Good old fashioned raincoat
