Why don't they just make a oil tanker with anti-aircraft guns and depth charges so it can fight off Iranian terrorists all on its own? Heck they could even put in a small flight deck for seahawks since there's plenty of gas for aircraft on the tanker.
>>65060983Why don't they attach an empty oil tanker to the top of a submarine so they can drive it through the strait to bait out all of the Iranian attacks and it won't sink because it's the submarine underneath that floats?
Why don't the Iranians just start a proper war so they can get obliterated once and for all instead of all this pussy not touching can't get mad horseshit they've been pulling for longer than anyone on this board been alive?
Why doesn't Netanyahu just Rape the Iranians?
why don't they just build a fake village with pigs and goats on the main deck and have the crew all dress up in turbans so Iran thinks its one of theirs?
>>65061005Holy shit. But for cost why don't we make it inflatable.
>>65061040holy seethe
>>65060983>why not put a shitload of high explosives on top of several million gallons off-gassing petroleum?I like the way you think, kid
I do think armed merchantmen are going to make a comeback as freedom of navigation dies over the coming years but I dont see how you can make oil tankers specifically anything other than giant floating bombs
>>65061105anon, they'll just board rape and pillage itand ask the crew why they dont want to participate
>>65061275it worked in mad max
>>65061292oh shit you're going to make me put on Brothers In Arms again
>>65060983Guns are illegal.Crew would be arrested for weapons smuggling when dock in a port.
>>65061275Worked against Hitler.
>>65060983Why instead of blocking the shots they make it out of something that the shots will just pass through?
>>65061360Maybe a star trek stealth drive! Or they could build a giant submarine oil tanker that will pass right under the blockade!
>>65061358Based Fast Oiler poster.
>>65060983Why don't they just catapult the barrels across the strait and pick them up on the other side?
>>65061379>catapulthow crudewe should be using quantum entanglement to teleport them across
>>65061358That's a lie. Nobody believed the Queen Mary II was an oil tanker in the first place. You Holy Roman Empire apologists don't know when to let it go.
instead of moving the barrels to the gas station why aren't we moving the gas stations to the barrels?
>>65060983Why don't they just make an apartment building or hospital with anti-aircraft guns and depth charges so it can fight off american terrorists all on its own?
>>65061417>why aren't we moving the gas stations to the barrels?actually a good questionanswer: because the Middle East is too politically unstable, sparsely-populated, and devoid of other resources (fertile arable land) to turn e.g. Saudi Arabia into Chinaotherwise it would be well-positioned as a manufacturing hub for the world
>>65060983Just pay the toll. It's much cheaper. Don't forget to say thanks to Don.
>>65061105>why don't they just make a floating JDAM magnet
>>65061499>american terroristsWhen the world is free of the yolk of the islamo-facists, you will still be a cunt.
>>65061384If we could figure out teleporters we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place. The minute Iran started talking shit the jews would teleport their top officials into low orbit.
>>65061928well, we can transport four astronauts to the moon, but we can't rocket Xi, Kim, Putin and whoever the new guy is to the moon
>>65062186More like it would be a waste of payload to send four guys that wouldn't survive the trip. If you are suggesting we kill them then there are much easier and cheaper methods available.
>>65061909>yolkNow that right there is fucking funny
>>65061105Because the Israelis would blow it up and after realizing their mistake they would blame HAMAS.
>>65062415Can't really blame them as the past century of history in that area has been>DURKA DURKA [bombing intensifies]>L'CHAIM SHALOM [bombing intensifies]It's why we need to dump real money into figuring out fusion, so the price of everything stops going up whenever desert apes have a chimp out.
>>65062456probably could have staved off most of it if we turned off the money tap for ethanol-fuel corn growers and turned it into solar farm shit instead. E15/85 is a fucking meme that needs to be exposed as such
why not take the oil tankers that we captured from Venezuela and remotely pilot them through the straight to draw out missile launch platforms and torpedo boats so we can blow them up?
