It is a black op operation gone wrong in the worse way, there is a cybernetically enhananced dog dead at your teams hands and a 13 year old girl in your arms who has life threatening wounds. It doesn't matter what the mission was, none of that matters anymore. Inspector Gadget is coming to kill you. You have a platoon of troops and 12 hours before he slaughters you. What do you do?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9xGgDf0RFM
>>65064078Go go gadget offtopic bullshit
>>65064079its a giganigga thread
>>65064079>>65064111Silly cross board threads used to a standard thing when we were being raided by retards, just start a silly 'what if' thread about /k/ vs cartoons or something fun like that. It is why we have Battletech threads which belong on /tg/.So /k/ isn't fun anymore?
>>65064152too much offtopic bullshit on the catalogand people keep it permanently there
>>65064078I vote we dust off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
>>65064078I contact professor claw and see if he can bring the dog back to life and save the girl I guess. Alternate option is to distract him with Matthew Broderick, that guys a cyborg too, have French Stewart on back up.
>>65064078>What do you do?Nothing. Gadget is a bumbling retard who can't do a damn thing without either the dog or the girl helping him. With the dog dead and the girl incapacitated he's probably going to accidentally kill himself trying to arrest a statue or something. The answer to "how to do you stop Gadget" is that you take out the dog and the girl, because they're the ones who are really solving the mysteries. And actually the girl isn't really the big key to the mystery either, it's her "computer book".
I think a dark take on Inspector Gadget could be pretty cool. Perhaps he gets addicted to cyberization, starting out like a too-good-to-be-true super-officer who starts to go rogue and criminal because the only thing he feels anymore is the surgery. At some point in the movie Gadget goes nuts and kills the dog, symbolizing the total loss of his humanity. The climax of the film would be Penny being forced to kill him. At the end we find out that the dog lived, having been saved by the use of some of Gadget's implants.semi-related:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkh7YunOdCA
>>65064079Inspector gadget is /k/-related. He's literally a cold warrior doing spoopy shit with experimental tech.
Everything is /k/ related if you squint hard enough.
>>65065080Rule #0: There is an exception to every rule.Rule #1: People are stupidRule #2: Everything is a weaponThere are more rules, but they're not all that important past #2.
>>65065053>There's a wire in my brain that simulates sexual pleasure when I solve crimes. That's all I have now.
>>65065053>At some point in the movie Gadget goes nuts and kills the dog, symbolizing the total loss of his humanity.You play that out like Equilibrium. You know how in that movie they are constantly ratcheting up the tension between Christian Bale and the black dude, leading the audience to expect some big climactic fight scene, but actually the fight is over in seconds? Do the same thing here. Set up a confrontation between Gadget and some bad guy that you've been building up to for the whole film. Have the audience expect a drawn-out even fight, but instead Gadget snaps, goes ultra brutal, and completely obliterates the bad guy, ending it in just seconds....with a lot of collateral damage, including the dog.
>>65064078.50 BMG , next question.
>>65065053>dark take>Gadget doesn't rape Pennypussy
Fun fact: Inspector Gadget was inspired by Sidney Gottlieb, the MKUltra CIA poisoner in chief, who invented all kinds of Looney Toons shit. He also had a niece named Penny.
>>65064079This is leagues better than all the Ukraine bullshit threads being posted by reddit transvestites.
>>65064078>What do you do?Easy, .45 Auto.
>>65064079I'll take this hypothetical over another zombieslop apocalypse thread.
>>65066738That's certainly dark, but how do you work that into the story such that it makes sense and doesn't feel like it was shoehorned in to appeal to psychos? It's so far outside the feel of the show that it doesn't really make sense. It makes more sense if a 3rd party attacks her due to one of Gadget's bumbling fuckups, which he then realizes and tries in vain to stop. Arriving too late to prevent the assault, but just in time to witness it, could provide the impetus which makes him snap and go into Ginsu mode.
>>65065053I would take it in a route like robocop and have it be a satire on modern policing, specifically have him go schizo with all the orders he has to abide by, some of which being contradictory (which was a real missed opportunity in the second movie, they should've done more with that). Maybe he could also become a big brother like entity, constantly spying on everyone, unaware that what he's doing is wrong and thinking it's just an extension of his job
>>65067038>>65067097You're framing this like it's an either/or proposition. The correct course of action is none of the above.
>>65064079Kill yourself, tourist scum.
>>65067038>be tranny>got to Ukraine as a journalist>decide fuck journalism and join Ukraine war effort>get blown up with shrapnel in the hand>see the vatnigger attrocities>decide that they are, indeed, subhuman>get fired for admitting to this factIn all honestly, I can't be mad at the tranny.
Killing penny would turn him into grimdark go go Gadget AdMech 40k people blender reguardless of genra. >You have a platoon of troops and 12 hours before he slaughters you.>life threatening wounds>She isn't dead yetGive her first aid and get her to medical care as soon as possible, it is your only chance. Given the shit he can do dismissing your troops and surrendering to the French Government might be a damn good option. Beg for mercy and explain that it was a accident. If she dies? Find the nearest industrial warhouse, set up an ambush and prepare for the horror.
>>65069828This anon gets it. Lenny is the Inspector's link to staying human. Without her he is going full Skynet. Think rogue Robocop but with near infinite attachments.
>>65069841Fugg
>>65069841>>65069844>This dude but a cyborg:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidney_Gottlieb>Gadget's nose and features>Early life>Daughter: Penny Gottlieb CheslukThis guy plus Swiss Army Knife Robocop? Oh fuck no, i'm surrendering myself at once. If i had to have my unit fight him? He is light armor but fast, mobile and human size capable of defeating any human in hand to hand combat. Warehouse trap , AT mines, light AT weapons. Flames wouldn't work, they would just piss him off. .50s, RPGs, 40mm DP, LAWS, KPVs if you can get them. I think a KPV would fuck him up badly or even kill him but he could avoid it. Basically get a lucky shot to get a mobility kill then C4/Semtex scahel charges. >Nightmare modeSwarm him, knock him down and dogpile him with a squad of guys with thermite gernades. That would be the 'least bad' option in terms of losses as you would suffer the least losses, most of the platoon and even most of the assault squad would survive. Half the assault squad is losing a hand, half their faces and will suffer partial blindness but it would kill him. You just need to hold him down while holding this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTSiq5QYHGo
>The assassination attempted failed Mister President , he has gone rogue. He has recovered the girl.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF0_vvNAm-w&list=RDl9xGgDf0RFM&index=2
>>65066738>>65067698>Not a gangrape of Penny by huge White thugs and Inspector has to suction out the loads of cum then stitch up her torn pussy and anus while wiping her tears with a 3rd robotic hand.Fags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3_TvC9VxRs
>>65069722>being this much of a jewkraine cumguzzlerSuch a good goy.
>>65069892M320s, Neopups and Barretts loaded with Raufoss for overwatch.If that fails AGTMs.The show was a cartoon for kids, but a being with those capabilities and a bloodlust is an immeasurable threat.I do wonder if he would be susceptible to some type of super taser.
>>65069917>>65067698>how do you work that into the story such that it makes sense and doesn't feel like it was shoehorned in to appeal to psychosyou write in copious detail about the rape and the aftermath and the five stages of Kubler-Ross afterwards and how it was really heartbreaking for Penny and it's why she was an alcoholic druggie stripper for a while cause she wanted to, yknow, find herselfand then you give her an empowering redemption arc(tm) and a loving and understanding husband and kidsoh and a few pages to how Uncle Gadget struggled to deal with it and hunted down the rapists but it was really some woman who cracked the case and helped bring it all to a satisfying closureif you do it right you can hit the NYT list and get a shot at Cannes like Irreversible or even hit the big time and get optioned for a movie, like picrel(which is a tad less graphic, but I've read worse)
>>65069936Ask Stephen King how he worked an underage gangbang into "IT."
