Babe wake up, new war just dropped
>>65065143Battle lines
>tfw you will never be a primitive arms dealer to chimp people
>>65065143This is not the first time this has happened. I remember reading years ago about how a river in a delta in Africa shifted position slightly after a flood. The new location of the river ended up splitting an existing Chimp colony in half, and right after that happened the two groups of chimps on either side of the river formed distinct 'tribes' and started attacking each other. Chimps often fight using organized raids and specifically target the young as well. They're pretty brutal.
>>65065143Let's fucking go! I love African conflicts
>>65065145>chimps have access to map arrow technology
>>65065145>literall monkeys are better at conducting offensives that russians
Chimp group center is already cauldroooned. Check Intel Chimp Z on Telegram for more info Mortonite apes are trying to bury
>>65065145More coherent than their neighbors, kek
>>65065145Mortonbros, we lost...
>>65065143>another chimpanzee warWell that certainly wasn't on my bucket list for 2026
>>65065255>suspectedHabeus chimpus, otherwise he's just biding his time.
>>65065143Literal chimping out.
>>65065173gorillabros, what happened?
>>65065269KEK
>>65065204can't wait for footage high up in the trees of some mortonites getting stones dropped on them
>>65065145They gained more ground than Russia did in 3 years
>>65065153That was a smaller group, this one is massive. Over 500 adults.
What's interesting about this is what it tells us about human psychology as well. Chimps don't fight over religion or politics in the sense of political systems, because they don't have those.This is about a power vacuum when the original alpha male and most of his clique died, and two new cliques started vying for dominance.And if you read the report, it shows how the split literally cut through families and previous friendships, it's literally brother against brother.
>>65065143>2015>chimps hugging each other before going to battle a neighboring troop>2019>surrounding and killing each otherThats a feel. Almost looks like C1 wonders how it got that way himself.
>>65065145Where's the Primate Lodge Popular Democratic Chimpanzee Liberation Front?
>>65065479War is hell
>>65065143Just another day in Chiraq
>>65065145>chimps conduct more decisive operations than niggers
>>65065505You laugh, but when Chimpa Zulu arises, all of Africa, man and ape, will kneel.
banans?
>>65065143Just another 3-day special banan acquisition operation by King Monke.
>>65065434
>>65065145>chimps are better at warfare than niggers and ziggersIt turns out that Planet of the Apes was a documentary after all.
>>65065145They will get pushed back to the Rweetera - Bigodi line. Morton is fine according latest intel.
>>65065145Fucking idiotMorton swung back to territory under his own power
>>65065145>Chimp Group Center lmao why is that so funny
>>65065204Much OOKbliged
>>65065479For people who don't get the numbers: C is for central, the originally largest (~100) group of chimps after the split. W is for western, the originally smaller (~75), but very aggressive and violently successful group of chimps. The war also isn't new, it's been going on for over 10 years. The initial split happened when a bout of disease went through the group and killed 5 key males that acted as social bridges between the groups. Then a new alpha was selected from what would become Central and precipitated the breakdown. This figure, shows the chimp social networks. Key change is in 2015 when the key bridge males died and the social polarization that would precipitate the war is clearly visible. By 2017, the split had become very nearly complete and that year Western did a large raid on Central, killing the Central alpha. This further ruptured Central social ranks and organization. 2021 saw a further escalation when Western started raiding Central, specifically targeting infants, killing 14 of them. Over 2018 to 2024, 7 adults and 17 infants in Central were killed by Western raids with a further 14 adults missing, presumed killed by Central. There were no Western dead and Central's disorganization has prevented them from defending themselves or performing counter-raids. Formal data collection stopped in 2024, but local park rangers have recorded further Central deaths. The projected outcome is that Western will take over all of Centrals territory and kill the rest in the coming years as Central's disorganization spirals and Western strength (now much larger than Central) continues to grow.
>>65065546I wonder about the topography, is Rweetera - Bigodi line a sustainable position to hold? Primate lodge seems to hold a key position with a river crossing splitting the West Alpha Male forces.
>>65065703Here's another interesting graph from the chimp war. The two lines represent the two chimp groups. Orange for Western and blue for Central. You see how Western was the first to organize and begin aggression in 2016 with Central not responding against them until 2017. From that point on, you see how much more aggressive Western has been , especially after 2021 with Central being extremely passive due to low social cohesion preventing them from organizing effective patrol groups.
>>65065143What side we supporting bros
>>65065145Lies. @ChimpOSINT reports Morton alive and well, his death vid was AIslop. He is in a treetop command post rallying the troops
>>65065479It's like the american revolution!
Trump sending Kushner and Witkoff to negoiate peace. They are already enroute
Mit dem Angriff Mortons will das alles in Ordnung komm.
>>65065143Did Dunston get killed in the airstrike or not chimpbros? That cardboard standee has me spooked…
>>65065703kind of unsettling how much this could describe a breakdown in relations of humans just as readily.
>vid reportedly showing shaheeds over BigodiDamn those fucking things get around
>>65065733>low social cohesionwhat does it mean when talking of chimps? failure to provide food?
Everyone laughed when "Garrison" was calling up all those reservists and stockpiling bananas. Well nobody is laughing now
>>65065790as above, so below
>>65065782Dunston KIA, fpv drone'd while squatting to poop. No info on status of Curious George and his PMC group
>>65065809The Man in the Yellow Hat is running things terribly. He’s responding too slow and is going to hang Curious George out to dry.
From AP: unverified footage reportedly showing Donkey Kong and his fighters engaged in "horrific looting and mass rape
>>65065862>mass rapeMass ape rape? Or mass ape ape rape?
>>65065797Helping each other find food, hanging out together, grooming each other, responding to calls for help to each other, having linked family groups. Not much different from humans honestly. Chimp society runs in cliques with some bridge individuals existing in different cliques and binding them together into the wider troop.The more bridge individuals you have, the less inter clique disagreements will happen and the more cliques will readily help each other. Central is actually starting to fray as casualties and stress having fewer and less resilient bridge relationships. >>65065790It's always "us" vs "them," but who is included in those two groups is always less permanent that you'd think.
>>65065853Last video of George he was showing his dead fighters and demanding The Man send more ammo. He then uttered "faggot"
>banana futures up 17% in after hours tradingThanks trump
>88% reduction in poop flinging after the last dayBros what are the chimps doing? Are they storing their real weapons for one big attack?
>Putin unlikely to aid ally Morton, will only send box of dried banana chips as humitarian gestureAnother Russian ally left to hang kek
Has King Kong released a statement yet? His silence speaks volumes...
>>65065979He’s still recovering from steroid abuse and getting caught cheating on his wife. Give the man a break.
>>65065145Is this the first successful use of soviet deep battle doctrine in history?
>>65066014General "Mighty" Joe Young was trained in the USSR so it is possible
Is there a way to send them war supplies? I want to play kingmaker.
WHY ISNT THERE AGAMBLING APP for this?
Is this what they mean by gorilla warfare?
>>65066033
>>65065703>>65065479Why don't the park rangers help Central out? The fuck is wrong with them? A couple targeted cullings of West Side bridge niggas and then you can have peace between the two sides.
Can chimps switch sides? They might not talk but they must have some way to communicate. Or is it just a war of extermination?
>>65066117>we should interfere with nature on a nature reserveuh anon...
I am from Chimp Group Center oblast. Our alphas only ever think of more banana for themselves, no matter how much it harms the rest of the troop. We need to pursue a peace deal with Chimp Group West before it is too late!
>>65066184Culls happen all the time on nature reserves, anon.
>>65066162If you don't have existing social ties, they're gonna kill your ass.
>>65066223Yeah, to ensure continued biodiversity of the reserve because of disease, or overpopulation. This is just natural behavior, with no real reason to cull one group just to maintain the two groups.
>>65066223Its just a chimp run cull>>65066224This, sides were chosen 15 years ago.
It's okay. George's counterattack will route them....Mein Monke... Curious George...
>this threadtopkek lads
>>65066117The point is not to cultivate some sort of artificial end, it's to let nature run as much as possible without interference. The Ngogo Chimp War is a good thing, unironically. It isn't pleasant, but it isn't necessarily undesired either.>inb4 but their being mean to each other :'(Nature red in tooth and claw. >>65066162Yes, but its very hard for the chimps. Males are almost never accepted since they'd upset the existing troop dynamics. However, younger females can move between troops. There's also infant abductions, where they're stolen from their mother and raised in the new troop.
>>65066426This is also a perfect microcosm of what Stone Age humans were like.Women would be accepted and integrated from defeated tribes. Maybe the babies, too.But men?If your tribe lost, you were gonna get exterminated.Slavery was unironically a progressive step forward, when the alternative was "kill all of them, cuz we can't take care of them."
>>65065467> Over 500 adults.wtf>>65065479nah manyou can see the evil in his eyes in 2015 alreadychimps are evil and honestly deserve to get genocided
Monkey has changed.It's no longer about bananas in the trees.It's an endless jungle war, fought by proxies in the canopy.Monkeys in keffiyehs hurling coconuts from the branches,while silverback sponsors from across the ocean air-drop fresh shipments of figs and RPGs.War has changed.The howler monkeys scream jihad from the treetops,funded by distant empires who swear they're only "defending their vital jungle interests."One troop of chimps builds tunnels under the roots,another troop of howlers launches endless banana peels from the canopy,and the great silverback in the White House House of Trees keeps writing blank checks for more vines and munitions.War has changed.No more honorable vine-swinging duels between rival bands.Now it's drone-dropped care packages from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem... wait, wrong jungle... from the distant savanna allies,while the local spider monkeys cry "occupation!" and swing suicide vests made of woven palm fronds.The jungle never ends.The fruit rots on the ground while the fighting rages.And every time the silverbacks promise "this will stabilize the canopy,"another generation of baby monkeys grows up knowing nothing but the sound of distant howls and exploding durians.War has changed.And the monkeys?They're still just monkeys.But the jungle...The jungle keeps burning.
>>65065479Chimp C1 was named Basie, btw. Of the Central chimps, he had a large amount of close Western friends, but lost them all in the 2015 fracture. KIA in 2019.
>>65065143Chimp Group Sissy seething at a near flawless Chimp GODS West offensive
>>65066423tourist
>>65065145>morton's counterattack will bring everything under control
>>65065143Damn even the niggers are fighting in world war 3
>>65065546>>65065591>>65065753I’m tired of all you Morton shills shitting up our threads and coping. Maybe if Central took half the money they spend on Kenyan bots and instead spent it on rocks and supplying the troop, they wouldn’t be getting genocided.>b-but my Western aggression!Shut the fuck up and post hands.
>>65065434Fucking kek
>>65066455>accepted and integratedOr more accurately, enslaved and raped
Who holds the cards? Central or Western?
drone footage when?
>>65067068>1753137117223896.webmI can hear the JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND from here
>>65067068those are baboons not chimp
>>65067068https://www.youtube.com/shorts/91moJcyiS00
>>65067068Nice demonstration of a height advantage
>>65066455>slavery is a step up from exterminationinteresting
>>65067068>they've got battlelines and all>basic push-and-pull combat with retreats and routsNeat
>>65067344once they figure out pointy sticks, it's fucking over
Uhn, didn't Jane Goodall already write about this like 40 years ago?
>>65067525>the war to end all wars
>>65067622Why are you like this?
>>65065143I hate monkeys. They're the niggers of the animal kingdom. Still sad though
>>65067674You are a nigger of the animal kingdom, though.
>>65066556Shut up faggot
>>65065703>western faction growing>aggressive chimp factionMakes me wonder if they'll start killing other wildlife near them as they get larger and larger until it's a no-go zone for other wildlife
>>65065505If I had money I will try chimps to use machetes to see if they can take small African villages
>>65065143Thanks Trump. Once again his reckless policies destabilized the region
>>65067525The Gombe Chimp Conflict happened 350 miles away and 43 years before this one. It also took place over 4 years among an original troop of only about 2 dozen chimps. Things split along famial lines and it was a pretty straight forward conflict. The Kibale chimp community was ~200 individuals before the split and has been going on for over a decade. The split was much more complex, running through famial and grooming groups, and on a much bigger scale. The war has also evolved with Western tactics shifting from simple patrols and attacking isolated adult males into raids directed at killing infants. It also shows the difference in how conflict effects a well organized chimp troop and an unstable one. It's just so much larger and complex.
>>65067792>The war has also evolved with Western tactics shifting from simple patrols and attacking isolated adult males into raids directed at killing infants>he said, on /k/ the Ukraine war board, with hundreds of zigger droning webmslet's, uh, hope that's not prophetic
>>65065145Whoops wrong pic
>>65067781Hey, they were enriching potassium to dangerous levels. They brought it on themselves. They were going to use it to attack the ant eaters tribe.
>>65067121I mean, every day you wake up with the choice of killing yourself or going to work for barely enough money to exist while some rich fucks get all the profits of your efforts. So clearly you agree that slavery is better than extermination.
>>65065145>penetration threatens females and infantsheh fuckin chimps
>>65066223Seems like the Westerns are doing just that. Just keep your thumb in your ass and your ignorant mouth shut.
>>65065145
>All the fucking redditors trying to make gimmick posts for attention>>65066455The archaeological evidence points to that being a bronze age deal where mass graves and violent artwork starts to pop up. The most likely reason I've read is that there are real material constraints on trying to do a war of extermination on an empty world against nomads who might well poke you with a spear in return.Of course once people start marking out farms and there's real shortages on food it looks like things went brutal quickly.
>>65066976Does rape exist in the animal kingdom?
>>65067068>squad broken
>>65068013>once people start marking out farms and there's real shortages on food>bronze ageYou mean the neolithic, which is still part of the stone age. The oldest defensive work made by humans (Kuruçay Höyük) is 8000 years old.
>>65067845>>>/wsg/6126649The ant eaters can handle themselves, desu.
>>65068016Ducks rape all the time. It's so prevalent that female ducks evolved corkscrew vaginas that twist in the opposite direction of the male's corkscrew penises.
>>65068031Why did you post an AI video?
>>65068032My question is more rooted in my understanding of rape among humans. I was under the impression that the idea that one should consider the consent of others was a uniquely human development, part of our general development of morality. At its basest level, reproduction is a simple biological imperative, and much like finding the best food or the best places to sleep, the strong take what they can the weak suffer what they must. It's why we call that concept the law of the jungle. By our standards, I'd surmise that most, if not all, sexual intercourse among animals would be, if replicated by humans, rape. But I don't know that animals really rely on consent. Is there any punishment if an animal gets caught? In essence, if all animal sex is rape, can you still call it rape, or is that just sex at that point?
>>65068016Numerous animals only procreate through rape. Nature is Satan's church.
>>65067068Does this make apes and monkeys advanced, or us primitive?
>>65068055us primitivethis is pretty primal behaviour
>>65068049>most, if not all, sexual intercourse among animals would be, if replicated by humans, rape.Oddly with birds it seems like the rapists are the minority, while most are more courtship and ducks with their screw-dicks are the outlier.
>>65068049>most, if not all, sexual intercourse among animals would be, if replicated by humans, rape. But I don't know that animals really rely on consentdepends on who you think is being raped here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG-aVBWhi1Q
>>65068013The bronze age gets a bum rap when their (and early iron age) approaches to war were less severe than what came later. The forced population transfers of say, early Iron Age Assyria (Which Egypt did in miniature with Canaanites I believe), demonstrate the value given to human resources. We let ourselves get fooled by the spectacle and forget that later empires were far worse. Assyria depicts impalings yet population transfers (IE "You are valuable to us alive, but we don't want you to rebel. So now you have to go live somewhere else") was the norm. The Romans crucified enough of their own slaves to make the road in South Italy look like a Southern US billboard-laiden highway and standard operating procedure was extermination and enslavement.You'll see people like bronze age pervert act like it was the age of conan when the kings were engaged in diplomatic kabuki dances similar to what we have today. Whereas by comparison the classical age was a domain of savage apes.
>>65068073bronze age pervert is a brown age faggot
>>65068031It was a Jew joke
>>65068073>antiquity was genocide, slavery and rapeyes>bronze age was less severea pretty extraordinary claim, IMHO, given all the rest of human historywe live in a relatively unique window of time when the rules of war have never been more humanitarian(even though they're breached more often than they're not)
>131 posts>ctrl+f "chimp out">ctrl+f "chimpout">0 resultsYou people are asleep at the wheel, it's right THERE
>>65068062I think it's just two distinct but similar evolutionary directions.I'm no evolutionary rocket surgeon, but it seems to me that it has to do with sexual selection (or lack thereof)So in species where just making it long enough to meet the opposite sex is considered good enough - like in species that die a lot - courtship is less relevantBut if merely surviving isn't that impressive (moose, birds of paradise, humans), sexual selection comes into play and then so does courtship.Now that I think about it, it could be that in some species rape IS a form of sexual selection.The stronger & faster a female is, the stronger & faster a male has to be to rape her, which produces more fit offspring, which makes stronger & faster females, etc etc
>>65068073Nta, but assyria was an early iron age and definitely more brutal than average. One needs only need to read about their campaigns into elam and the scale of their flaying in military campaigns to understand they were ahistorically cruel.However it should be noted compared to China, Europe and elsewhere Mesopotamia and egypt were relatively nonviolent. Migratory peoples, such as the western semetic and gutian dynasties of southern Mesopotamia did not completely exterminate local populations as we see in europe during the indo European migrations, or the average Tuesday in bronze age China. The languages spoken across the regions didn't change from UR III until the post 1077bc collapses. That's the equivalent of the continuity between the Roman empire and the modern romance languages. Even the following language that replaced the akkadian vernacular was still gradual and heavily influenced by previous languages. French and Romanian barely preserved their Celtic Paleo balkan influences by comparison to Aramaic's adoption of akkadian.T. Mespotamia autist
>>65065145>chimps conduct more decisive warfare than niggers, ziggers and miggers
>>65068112Go back to pol
>egg status: ripped off
>>65067792>into raids directed at killing infants.Infanticide is common in many primate species. Baboons for example will often kill their own male offspring, presumably because they seem them as a potential threat once they grow up.
>>65068544Lions too.Essentially any behavior that humans do on the scale of an individual or small group is replicated among wildlife. And at the large end, the only reason it isn’t is because most wildlife lack the large-scale organization to commit things like ecological destruction or extinction. Humans are not a unique evil.
Breaking news:Sources on Intel Chimpa Z have confirmed that Central forces have captured an infiltration group consisting of five Western spies and two Koris Kohnsons.
>>65068531I didn't know chimps understood CBT
>>65068102>implying I wasn't making another Jew joke
>>65068154>miggersAyatollah status?
>>65068716Strait status?
>>65068859Open.
>>65068885...if you pay the toll.
>>65068912Iran should just let the Trump org have a piece of the toll. The war would be over in an instance.
>>65068940>rename the Straight to the Straight of Trump>rename an island to Trump island for good measure>let him build a resort there>tell him you need nukes to keep the Trump resort on Trump island with THE best vieuw of the Straight of Trump open for business
>>65068940Well that would be illegal.
So what prompted Garrison to unleash his Legions?
>>65066117FROM THE RIVER TO THE TREE WEST BRIDGE CHIMPS WILL BE FREE!
>>65065143Do you think its possible to train a chimp to use a combat knife? They've been seen using sharpened sticks for fishing. We could arm the losing side in this conflict and get the chimp militia going - kickstart their civilization a little bit.
>>65069235>We could arm the losing side in this conflictthere's absolutely no way the Mortonites are gonna turn on us in a couple decades
>>65067942No, fuck you. CS UP MOTHERFUCKER! BANAN IN, BANAN OUT!
WEST TRIBE REPRESENT
>>65065143glad to hear 2b2t is still alive and well
>>65068016technically speaking all non human reproduction is rape since animals cannot legally consent, at least in the west
>>65070361Are you suggesting my dog did not consent to lick my butthole while I was sleeping? Because if he didn't, why did he do it?
>More aggressive and violent chimps are winningAnd natural selection continues. We should invest money in teaching chimps how to use pointy rocks as weapons just to see what happens
>>65070366>Furlita, 2026And they say /lit/ is dead.
