>Be 81 year old Austrian gun collector>Wife calls the cops for scaring her>Cops come to the house>Cops take away your 100+ gun collection>Cops ban you from ever owning a gun again>Government most likely melts / scraps your whole collectionHow do you react?
>>65067993Beat wife to death with a brick.
>>65067993Beat wife to death with my dick.
>>65067993>wake up in cold sweat from nightmare>go outside>salute American flag in front yard>Thank Blonde hair blue eyed Jesus I'm not an Islamic Yuro>have celebratory snack>go shoot my gunsI do not concern myself with the self imposed plights of lesser "men"
>>65067993Austria huh? Well considering how long Josef Fritzl got away with his thing, surely I could keep the wife down a buffalo bill hole practically indefinitely.
>>65067993Beat brick to death with a wife
>>65067993Shouldn’t‘ve scared your wife krautboy
he must've done something bad
>>65067993is there an article about this?
>>65067997/thread
>>65067993Don't ever get married. Simple as.
>>65067993I remember the other Aussie article about the police discovering a man’s “radical extremist” bunker. Basically a secret basement that had 2 rifles, one bullet proof vest, and a little home made shooting range. They acted like he was about to take on the government when he was clearly just a shooting enthusiast and wanted some privacy.
>>65068117He told a woman no.
>>65068026What does an Australian have anything to do with the current discussion?
>>65068169>wanted some privacythat's radically extreme these days
>>65068169>Aussie articleWhat does Australia have to do with Austria?
>>65067993killdozer
>>65068294>What does Australia have to do with Austria?Burger education strikes hard here.
>>65067993>How do you react?Introduce the local bureaucrats to my collection of GA/Tabun munitions via ballistic delivery.
>>65068099>>65068117>t. Has never fired a gun or had sex with a woman.
>>65068007Based
>>65068346>newfagFuck off back to plebbit>it was 16 years agoFUCK
>>65067993Wife brick to death with dick.
>>65068155Found ithttps://www.vol.at/weapons-and-ammunition-discovered-after-police-operation-in-lower-austria/10032782
>>65068420Brick dick with wife death to
>>65067993I’d put another shrimp on the barbie and drink a Foster’s
>>65068614This your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>65068282Based oldfag
>>65068573>1,200# of ammunitionNot bad>war materialsWhat a vague term intended only to scare. Is that an A.I. mistranslation of "memorabilia?
>>65068573>criminal acts against sexual integrity and self-determinationthe spirit of Josef is well alive in the Alps it seems
>>65067993you know this guy has 'alternative' contacts.start all over again and plot Night of the Long Pillow for Mrs Snitch
>>65067997fpbp
>>65068007>commit a felony assault>guns get confiscated>sheriff sells or keeps them>banned from buying guns in the future
>>65068929an 81yr old dude. committing assualt. not sure if thats even possible except for knocking a pill bottle over
>>65068929>>65068948Assault is different from battery. If I throw a punch at you and check it before making contact, that is still legally assault.
>woman does woman thingsWow. Who could've seen this coming?>scaring herIn other words, he probably raised his voice at her for acting like a cunt. And being a woman, she wanted to get back at him in the most conniving backstabbing way possible. What is even point of getting married these days anyway? You're basically letting an agent of the state monitor your life.
>>65067993Divorce. It can't get more justified than that.
>>65069075(((Divorce judges))) are notoriously known for siding with holes. She'll just end up getting even more of his property.Fuck the longhouse.
>>65068948There are people who run full marathons in their nineties.
>>65069106Not nearly as much as they used to. It's actually gotten a lot better, especially if you have a female judge.
A woman will always betray you, even if it takes 81 years.
>>65069121Failed the "Per capita" test award.
>>65069176Why yes, it spoke against your idea narrative and so obviously it mustn't count because of whatever reason you can make up for it not to.
>>65067993>How do you react?Weep.Not much more you can do otherwise. NOW if I was one of his inheritors i'd be pretty pissed off. I'd make her last days alive as miserable as possible.
>>65067997this
>>65067993It's a good thing those guns were scrapped. Do you have any idea how many moslems could've been killed with those weapons of war!? That's unacceptable!
>>65068007Back in the '80s there was a story on the local news broadcast about a person in my neighborhood who was arrested. The news broadcast mentioned that police had found over one million rounds of ammo at the house of the guy that was arrested. That was not the reason for the arrest, however. The reason for the arrest was that they also found 3 illegal firearm suppressors.What I took away from that story is that there is literally no limit to the amount of ammo you can own in my country. And I'm pretty sure you know exactly which country I'm referring to.
>>65069121>There are people who run full marathons in their nineties.There are also people who run a marathon and then die immediately afterward.
>>65067993Death to brick dick with wife.
>>65069788Id make an ammo throne and shoot everyday if I could afford it. If I was a billionaire my island would be way cooler and when people learned about it theyd be like thats a cool guy right there. Unlike that other billionaire island
>>65069859>If I had his money, I'd never be sober.>t. My lost buddy, while we drove past an estate while road-brinkingHappy trails, Cisco. Miss you, bud.
>>65069328How would you feel if you did not have breakfast this morning?
>>65067993Murder-suicide, if gun collector didn't do something retarded and it really is his fault.
>>65068169he owned the guns legally, he was mostly pinged for:>building the underground range without council approval>incorrect storage of the guns and ammunitionanyway they used that as the basis to fuck WA's gun laws up more and make it even harder to legitimately own a gun. I was chatting to a guy over the easter weekend who now needs 7 separate keys to get to all his guns and a home security system that links directly back to the WAPOL firearms division.he does have a stack of rifles and pistols, a hobby of making knives, believes every conspiracy theory and has a deep distrust of any authority so I can kind of see it. meanwhile my dad finally gave up his .22 on the farm because the new system makes it too much of a hassle.
>>65070331Damn that's fucked. I've recently learned that the police are against a central digital archive of gun ownership "paperwork" here and are actively enjoying the uptick in gun license applications in recent years. I have no idea for the true reasons they oppose the digitisation but it's based as fuck to be desu.
>>65067993how'd he get all these guns?
>>65071057More like why everyone doesn't own that kind of collection?
>>65071057Nazi gold.
>>65070331>>65070695the new system is a 100% fuck up hereand the main reason for the Graz shooting was that the state did a major fuck up by giving someone weapons who was not allowed to.But you hear no fucking word, the for every single dead child that happened at the shooting, the blood is on the hand of the government.Our system here in austria works.Our govenment give us a problem and now also a "solution".Nearly every future gun that will be handed down from the grandpa to the kids will be scrapped since no one will jump through the stupid Kat.C hoops.
>>65069176This image misses the point that people will not generally act naturally agreeable towards people that say rude or cuntish things, so their immediate response will usually be to contradict you, not to state a fact.
>>65071239>reality huwts my feewings What exactly is the "rude or cuntish" thing being said?
>>65071540You're randomly making statements you're aware will cause friction to shit-test people. Trust me, anyone with an IQ over 80 is going to realize what you're doing and immediately hate you a little more for making them do a social ritual.
>>65068392my hometown hero lolhttps://spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/central-ny/news/2020/12/08/local-serial-kidnapper-up-for-parole-in-april
>>65071581Most people just think you're uneducated. A lot of people are indeed fucking stupid so if you do things they see as stupid, they'll assume you're part of that group rather than overthink about you being a manipulator.
I hate women so much
>>65071724See you sound like a dickhead right now
To be fair, at 81 he shouldve been offloading his collection to the next generation. HOWEVER, im assuming nothing in that collection is even legal anymore to be offloaded locally so all of it was probably fucked in the end as it would've been melted down by the executers of his estate or found by the cops.
>>65068169it was a fuckin sweet bunker too.
Women ruin everything
>>65071581Please point out these "random statements".I'm waiting.
>>65072535Have you considered fucking off back to plebbit, you goyim nigger?
>>65067993Rape the maids!
>>65069176>he's too old to assault someone >some old people are still strong and active (how do you know he wasn't one of them?)>ree per capita
>>65068657Kriegsmaterial is a common term in German. It's just everything civilians aren't allowed to own, be it small arms, ammunition, vehicles or other equipment.
>>65069176This doesn't even make sense because the two people aren't in disagreement. The person who knows that Asians are generally shorter must have a sufficient understanding of statistics to know that a tall Asian is therefore an anomaly; is it not an interesting continuation of the conversation to hear that the other person has in fact met such an anomaly before? What are the odds?If you said "most people can't do a 720 kick flip" would you not be interested to hear that I can in fact do a 720 kick flip? I'm not contradicting you, it's just a fact that I think you'll find interesting or you wouldn't have brought it up to begin with.
>>65067993How come all good gun collections pics always come from from europe instead of the US?
>>65072556I googled the article and apparently they were illegally owned so those guns would have likely ended up melted either way unless austrian government has enough sense and puts them up for auctionif they were legal he'd likely have the option of storing them with a dealer until the divorce goes through but it costs 20 euros per gun per week here in Romania and yes they ask for the storage fee even if you ask them to sell the gun t. know fellow hunter who went through 2 divorces
>>65073266yuropoors buy to enjoy, mutts enjoy to buy. It's why you'll see american collections that are just 15 "different" ARs
>>65073302euro here, I tried a fancy one with intent to buy at a gun range and it was pretty boring, incredibly easy to shoot, no recoil, felt like shooting a louder airsoft I still intend to own a 20' m16a1 clone one day simply for the aesthetics but I dont understand the point of the "high speed low drag" ones
>>65067997This
>>65073366People who only buy the same exact modern ARs are the LIVE LAUGH LOVE of the firearm world.Bet their houses are also devoid of color and minimalist in peak millenial fashion.
>>65067993Any lawfags here? What is the best way to legally structure your collection so it is most shielded from confiscation? I know people put properties in trusts to make them harder to lose in a divorce, but is there a similar method for red flag cases? I have a feeling cases like this are going to be more common with how spiteful and vindictive people are nowadays and how many laws are out there taking advantage of this (classic red flag law, texas abortion snitch line, all other snitch laws derived from these).
>>65069176Statistics are bullshit I tells ya hwat When that cunt says asians are shorter than average, I don’t think that conveys just how shorter than shorter they truly are. >a shorter shorter asian female adult is 4’11Imagine. Imagine the possibilities such as surgically replacing their face with a giant rat that you have convinced has a dream that one day it could become Japanese.After all, I’d reckon if I saw a 6ft giant rat walking around even with a human face id feel less of an uncanny vibe because asians are all so tiny and that makes me want to break all their legs and arms several times, so they could become longer, so it’d be less weird. I hope you understand
>>65073065>>65069968/pol/tards have to do some quite staggering mental gymnastics to try and convince themselves they're smarter than other people, despite possessing none of the hallmarks of actually intelligent people like well paying jobs, large circles of friends, successful love lives etc. etc.
>>65072576What law did he break?Who exactly was the victim?
>>65067993>marrying a foid>everFirst mistake there. Also, can you retards, like, not threaten to beat/shoot your wives whenever the littlest inconveinence hits? >>65067997Very progressive, Mohammed.>Captcha is a fucking star and moon
Females are niggers, that's why I fuck men now
>>65068657>war materials is a actual term in weapon law and refers to>full auto>pump action shotguns>long gun mags over 10 round capacity>handgun mags over 20 round capacity>guns under a certain lengthhttps://www.oesterreich.gv.at/de/themen/gesetze_und_recht/waffenrecht/Seite.2450600
>>65067997>beating the wife and not the copsstanding up to authority is scawwy i guess.
>>65072576>it was a fuckin sweet bunker too.>Yeah I guess that looks pretty nice for a bunker >Couch lifts up >Oh that wasn't the bunker? >OH SHIT Also I find Australia weird because they generally seem to have the freedom-loving spirit of American rednecks but consistently vote in British-tier draconian politicians.
>>65075143The victim was the visajeet who will not receive gibs because that man did not pay taxes on his property improvements.
>>65072556>Boomers>ever off loading unless the seller pays MSRP on every fucking item down to the fucking centPick one.
>>65075164You are a complete fucking faggot dude.
>>65077121Very compelling argument. I will immediately hand over half of all my assets and future pay for the remainder of my life to the nearest slampig.
>>65076048the freedom loving comes from originating as a prison colony of miscreants and the cuckholdry comes from having too much crown loyalism in their blood despite being descendants of prisonersjust look at Canada to get an idea of what the US would look like if they didn't rebel then make it a core part of their identity
>>65077138I cannot think of anything more cuck than praising an inbred nonce every times you say cheers for a drink.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgxYcRs_J5M
>>65068929>>65068007You don't even have to actually commit a crime in the usa to have your gun confiscated. Thanks to bullshit red flag laws even in some red states like Pa all that needs to happen is someone accuses you of a crime and the cops and kike judges can and absolutely will take all of your property and refuse to return it even after the da drops the charges because it's all bogus bullshit.t. Happened to me
