>We smokin' IMR. We smokin' Cordite. We smokin' Torpex. We smokin' that Calabrese salame Za Za kush that had Cadorna goin' 12 times. I run more .38 Special than a daycare for middle-age retards. I use more phosgene than Ludendorff at a rave. Take daily blood transfusions from Aimo Koivunin. Went blind from the pervitin and still out-shot Simo Häyhä. Bought out the whole Varusteleka warehouse for the hell of it; now I'm outfitting mercenaries on both sides. Choked out my ops with a single-point sling; buried them in Anzio with a cask of Amaretto. I'm throwin' cash around like US MIC. Huffin' that shit that put Corporal Hitler in the hospital. I stretched her wider than the Fulda Gap; ran through her like an armored column. Get more head than Van Owen and Roland combined. Did three tours in Somalia for shits and giggles; the war crimes are the only thing that gives life meaning. Pissin' Coffee Instant Type 2 and shittin' out Pain Hamburger. Hit that kosmoline and everything went red; woke up in Suomussalmi: aw man, I did it again. This shit returns to port under its own power.
>>65069674Big doinks in Amish.
>>65069674I miss Papa Franku.
We are the sexiest military force in the history of man. Every fuck is our fuck. Because what comes over here, comes over there. We don't get to cuck one out. Learning to use your tool while camping burger town in modern warfare is the difference between the prospering of your swimmers, and utter bloodline destruction. We can't give you a loving wife. But we can give you the know-how to acquire it. And that, my friends, is worth more than a bitch who left you. Sure it matters who's got the biggest stick, but it matters a helluva lot more who's jerking it. This is a time for heroes. A time for legends. History is written by the bvlls. Get a job.
>>65069743Yo that raid he did on Ram Ranch was fucking crazy.
>>65069752Do you have the DSM?
>>65069674Dra/k/ula Flow
>>65069674Good thread.
>>65069674Jej.
>>65069682Why'd he do it?
>>65069766the dick sucking machine? Yes your mom's back at the crib
>>65069674>I stretched her wider than the Fulda Gap; ran through her like an armored column.Golden.
>>65069743>Get a job.Lost it.
>>65069674>get more head than Van Owen and Roland combined.I'd say its based and Zevon-pilled but you'd snort that too.
>>65069674>Bought out the whole Varusteleka warehouse for the hell of it; now I'm outfitting mercenaries on both sides.
>Take daily blood transfusions from Aimo KoivuninIt's so beautiful.
>>65069674Glorious.
>>65069674>this switch got me moving like an invading species
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>>65069674>finding fudd dump so bad the pricetag needs its own loan
>>65075508Saved.
>I stretched her wider than the Fulda Gap; ran through her like an armored columnTop zozzlePost moar
>>65076599>homeboy left the percs in Donetsk international airport, had to hand break turn in the MTLB>I made more money off the gwot than Erik Prince and Dick Cheney combined you stupid fuck>Im in an Albanian bunker eating halal beef flaps and buying Chinese aks on credit>fit so fresh it’s ITAR restricted
