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What’s a good weapon to use if Harry Dresden Motherfucker comes to your house?
https://www.reddit.com/r/CCW/comments/1si39yq/as_concealed_carriers_im_sure_were_also_all_home/
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kill yourself you reddit linking phoneposter. we already have one of these threads up.
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>>65071558
>What’s a good weapon to use if Harry Dresden Motherfucker comes to your house?
A shovel.
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>>65071644
Most sane demon slayer fan.
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>>65071646
He has horrible taste in anime
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>>65071644
is this AI? i feel like you could make this with 'angry reddit mod that is into anime wearing a kimono and sandals attacks door bell camera when denied loli'
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>>65071677
Nope, confirmed real, he just is that much of a living stereotype.
Also he's a reddit mod, you can't make this shit up
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>>65071644
you can see the soijak memes before theyre made
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>>65071644
Nigga lost a fight to a ring camera
Wtf was this open palm punching
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>>65071723
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>>65071735
Temu Wing Chun, taught by Nip Man
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>>65071743
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>>65071558
Whatever will reliably go through my door and into this asshole's liver.
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>>65071558
Left the katana at home? Probably for the best
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>>65071558
He’s a middle class white kid you’re going to prison unless you open that door and let him do whatever

Getting shot and killed if any upper middle class middle aged white woman gets on the phone with the cops

Better have a SAW for this kid, the Karen and ALL of the cops that show up
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>>65071851
>kid
Is this what you are calling yourself? A little baby?
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>>65071851
He was arrested and charged with 4 felonies so I don't know what the point of your post was.
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>>65071851
>unless you open that door
what?
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>>65071851
Fat
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>>65071870
Millennials can't cope with the fact they're all over 30 now, so they keep pushing the definition of "kid" so they don't have to dwell on being middle aged
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>>65071558
I feel kinda bad for the guy, he's obviously having some sort of extreme schizo episode. He's lucky he didn't get ventilated by the homeowner
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>>65071917
Feeling bad for schizos is on par with feeling bad for fire ants or bed lice.
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>>65071558
I remember visiting a History museum in Japan and got a part where they randomly talked about the village lynching one guy for being a pain in the ass. At the time, I was like that's pretty brutal. But this video reminded me of that somehow, and I was like pic rel.
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>>65071917
Spend enough time around schizos and you'll stop feeling that way. Most of them should be put down.
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>>65071973
Schizos are EXTREMELY annoying people, but I think it'd be generally better to just lock them up and medicate them.
I mean, unless one gives me a reason...
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>>65071851
Wasn't the girl underaged?
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>>65071995
Having the insane asylum being shuttered basically ruined the US's already somewhat fragile social fabric
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>>65071851
>He’s a middle class white kid
35 years old, just a fuckin' kid
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>>65072096
The little girl didn't even exist, the schizo just scared the shit out of some dude's wife, who went and locked herself in the bedroom, then the husband came home and clonked him in the head with a shovel.
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>>65072265
The suspect looks like he's 40, but apparently he's honest to god fucking 29, he's younger than me.
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>>65072289
29 is old as shit. You fucks are delusional.
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>>65072292
Does your dad know that you're using his phone?
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>>65072292
Rude, stop being mean to older zoomers like me
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>>65072292
>29 is old as shit
Lol.
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>>65072292
Youth is shorter than you think. Get off of here, go outside, make friends, do dumb shit, make mistakes, and have fun. I command you to do so immediately. Save this vice for when you're taking a crap and/or too hungover to do the above.
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>>65071558
>you picked the wrong house, foo!
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>>65072292
it'll happen to you far sooner than you think
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>>65071558
>pov you moved to a hoa neighborhood
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>>65071558
Maverick 88
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>>65072292
>29 is old as shit
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>>65071971
Sometimes the people's only answer to their problem is to paint a guy's brains all over the windshield.
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>>65072726
I remember this from somewhere need a refresher
>QRD
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>>65072757
Aika my beloved
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>>65072766
She is why god needed rest on day 7
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>>65072763
Anons stalked boogie and he pulled out the .38
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>>65072113
This.
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>>65072292
>"Old as shit"
Lmao you have to be 18+ to post, champ.
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>twitter picture
>reddit link
>thread still up
/k/ is dead, buried, exhumed, revived, killed again, burned, and its ashes scattered to the 4 winds. Ukraine killed it and Iran and fucking vaporized it.
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>>65071677
guy having a (literal) schizophrenic break
thought he heard people screaming in the house
thought he was trying to save them
didn't hurt nobody
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>>65071558
Fuck ya
mudda
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>>65072837
it's still a felony

"it's not my fault i was mentally ill" isn't an excuse for breaking the law
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>>65073017
Actually it literally is
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>>65071995
that'd require americans to spend money on a system for public healthcare. that won't happen.
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>>65072113
Yeah, the old mental healthcare system was ass but it needed revamping or replacing, not just getting axed and making it the problem of conventional healthcare and law enforcement not set up for it.
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>>65071558
>VICTOOOOOR
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>>65072113
We did have one, but boomers hated being put in mental hospitals so they closed them all down.
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>>65073017
Chris Chan managed to beat the felony incest with Barb rap because his lawyer was able to successfully argue that he did it because autism. Not even kidding.
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>>65071558
blast him through the door with 140gr swc 357 and let the garbage truck pick him up next thursday
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>>65071971
Treating village idiots like humans is the biggest damage of the Internet age.
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>>65073196
American jew system is designed to protect rapists, especially if they're jews.
Look at Sam Altman.
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>>65071558
whatever Rittenhouse was using
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd4WdMQAArA
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>>65072285
>The little girl didn't even exist

Has anything been confirmed yet? My theory is that he was trying to groom some children on reddit/discord, got blocked and then went to the wrong address?
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>>65071913
It's actually hilarious how zoomers try to change the definition. I've seen body cam footage where some guy says "I'm just a 20 year old kid" and the cops just say so you're an adult ans arrest him
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>>65071913
I cope it just fine, it's you who can't deal with the idea that you age. Zoomers are gonna mass suicide the moment they turn 30 lmao.
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>>65073315
The oldest zoomers turn 30 this year I'm pretty sure. They're already in their unc era but can't admit it. My little sister is 27 and she's a HS teacher, the alphies love dogging on millennials and zoomers for being lame as fuck.
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>>65073330
>the alphies love dogging on millennials and zoomers for being lame as fuck.
That doesn't make any sense, given that each generation gets progressively worse. Millennials are bad, zoomers are much worse, and alphas aren't even human.
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>>65073229
incredibly forced.
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im honestly convinced the majority of the millennial/zoomer/alpha shitposting comes from millennials just trying to troll other millennials.

i never hear anyone younger than 30 say 'unc' irl.
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>>65073330
Years catch up to everybody, but their dopamine fried brain can't conceive it. I think they seethe on us because they know our childhoods and teenage years were better than theirs, the only thing they will remember fondly is the covid lockdown and the fortnite flossing.
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>>65073341
What is forced?
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Is there are video of the arrest? I have only seen the Oblivion NPC edits lol
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>>65073339
>each generation gets progressively worse.
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>>65073365
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1si4ii7/update_harry_dresden_has_been_arrested/?share_id=ebwllpUlflmkjZYSWNDNo&utm_name=ioscss
This nigger didn't even resist arrest. A chud trough and through, what s pathetic sopecimen.
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>>65073200
>Sam Altman
>rapist
qrd?
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>>65073017
There's literally a thing called "the insanity defense" lmao
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>>65073343
Millenials have a permanent victim complex and need to bitch about some other group. It's why cancel culture and the 47 genders came into being under the millennials. When gay voting came to the podium the oldest of us zoomers were still in high school, do you know what demographic just earned the right to vote? And do you know what demographic blames zoomers for the fag shit? Frankly the boomers were right, millenials are a bunch of good for nothings. I mean look at the state of media now that it's millenials in charge for example. Their ilk are the adults with power and yet mentally they still want to act like angsty high schoolers
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>>65073407
>under millennials
>when everyone in positions of power were at least in their 40s & 50s
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>>65073441
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>>65073469
Whats the american equivalent of "cor" or "phwoar" or "cor blimey what a slag"
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>>65073196
Wrong. Chris "beat" the case because the state had no fucking idea how to prosecute him and just kept spinning their wheels until he had time served for the maximum possible sentence for the rape of his mother. He wasn't actually convicted of anything, but he did the time anyway.
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>>65073474
Ew, what a slut or bleh, roastie
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>>65073255
It’s not really zoomers that started it (though they certainly try and take advantage of it) it’s millennials that took the whole idea of “the brain doesn’t stop developing until 25” to mean that if you are younger than 25 you are LITERALLY a retarded child and can’t be trusted with anything. That and them being extra puritanical and performative in regards to pedophilia.
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>>65073469
Would. But I’d feel like a disgusting blood traitor after.
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>>65073469
I think I saw a clip of her being excited upon drinking Irn Bru and it was very cute
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>>65073505
Yeah sure, some parts of it like your ability of risk analysis for men doesn't fully mature until 25 but that mostly just affects shit like being an idiot in traffic. The rest is typically fine
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>>65073560
> doesn't fully mature until 25
This is still wrong btw. The study didn’t conclude that you stop development at 25. They studied brain development by following some subjects from birth (or near enough) but they had to stop when the subjects were 25 because they ran out of money.
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>>65071873
Also he made it inside
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>>65071851
>>65071870
>>65071913
>>65073255
>>65073505
You guys are way overthinking this. Kid vs adult is a question of what is the correct, media-sanctioned response to documented cases of misbehavior (kid: we should be more understanding, adult: shoot him)

White people are kids until age 29 or so
Hispanics, 20 give or take
Blacks are kids up until age 9 at which point lethal force is authorized

I hope this helps!
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>>65073527
I don't know why self-described "conservatives" have such a hard time admitting that a sexually attractive brown woman is sexually attractive, you can want to fuck someone and still not like them or think they're a good person or "wife material"
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>>65072766
Codes?
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>>65071995
Reason given, in this example, to remove the head with a handy 12 gauge.
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>>65073735
Much cheaper too. Zero cost to the taxpayer.
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>>65073469
>>65073509
I would, and I would feel good about it, I love all the ai stuff of her, too bad I lost my favorite clip.
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>>65073762
Agreed. No sense in keeping it alive. It won't get better.
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>>65073407
You misspelled boomers. Btw youre welcome for killing the divorce industry.
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>>65073608
> Blacks are kids up until age 9 at which point lethal force is authorized
Based if it was true. But it’s not.
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looks like a glowie setup. ain't no way the most stereotypical chud sperglord from early 2010s fedora tip memes wasn't sent by FBI boomers to make a scene, i refuse to believe it. otherwise, i would have to concede the existence of a superior being playing with us like toys and it would cause feelings of anxiety and eldritch existentialism within me.
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>>65073339

How... how many generations of humans do you think there have been, anon?
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>>65073815
top cope
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>>65072824
>Ukraine killed it
Imagine thinking there was anything left to kill in 2022.
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>>65073469
Congratulations, you cherry picked the one representative under 80 out of the fucking 435 total
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>>65073815
He does seem straight from central casting.

Perhaps we are living in a simulation. And now the simulators are starting to fuck around with us
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>>65073833
>tfw no schizo gf
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>>65073793
I'd be thankful but I'm never going to get married with my dating life. My lawnmower will have a wife and kids before I can get a girl to agree for coffee
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>>65073798
it's the nose and glasses that get me.

i've dealt with a schizo stalker for years now but i carry a gun. he finally got kicked out of his house when he beat up his mom and started smoking meth. that was 2 years ago and everything was great but now he is back in town and living under a bridge, smoking meth.

frustrating
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>>65071743
beautiful, but
>>65071748
being crunched to shit makes it perfect
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>>65073815
>millions of ring cameras over all these years and it's impossible that one will catch a mentally ill chud
Everything is a conspiracy or magic to stupid people
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>>65073400
Raped my RAM prices desu
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>>65074260
Do we know his political alignment?
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>>65074294
guessing from the looks, he likely voted for Twilight Sparkle.
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>>65074304
To be fair, Twilight Sparkle has a good platform
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>>65074327
>trusting a monarchist
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>>65072837
In the video confrontation inside the home he says that he's military. Seems like he was having a PTSD episode and the homeowner (also seemingly a vet) had the prudence and good heart to talk the guy down and get him help rather than just killing him like all the wannabe keyboard warriors online love claiming they would've done. It's honestly a heartbreaking altercation when you hear the audio between the two guys. The homeowner is a much bigger man that everyone drooling for violence.
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>>65074414
Be thankful you can say this and not "My condolences to the guy who lost his wife"
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>>65074433
Yeah. Harry Dresden could have leveled that whole house if he wanted to.
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>>65074483
guys like this kill women and children all the time, don't be disingenuous.
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>>65074433
It's almost as if carrying the means for deadly violence comes with great responsibility.
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>>65074327
"...but what are Pinky Pie's tax policies?"- George R.R. Martin
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>>65074483
Technically, his MO is arson.
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>>65074520
What part of "Don't let the angry schizo in the house with your wife" has to do with that boomerism?
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>>65074414
>he says
He also said he was a fictional character, what are the odds he was again delusional or lying? Pretty fucking likely considering his appearance and complete lack of physical coordination.
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>>65074414
>In the video confrontation inside the home he says that he's military
Do you honestly believe that?
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>>65071558
i could beat this guy to death with a whisk
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>>65074335
Look, all I’m saying is that “I slept with the president’s daughter, doesn’t have anywhere near the same feeling as “Yeah, I fucked the princess”

Monarchists 1, Republicans 0.
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>>65072726
Still don't know how he got away with that.
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>>65071575
fpbp
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>>65071558
A katana
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>>65074701
I've noticed there's a correlation between being a washed up failed youtuber and somehow getting away with crimes that normal people would get hit with a felony for
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>>65073400
>>65074284
Raped his sister and RAM prices in tandem.
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>>65073832
retard
>https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2025/01/16/age-and-generation-in-the-119th-congress-somewhat-younger-with-fewer-boomers-and-more-gen-xers/
there are 66 millennials in the house, here's another one
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>>65074879
>15 fucking percent
>even when you expand "millennial" all the way out to 1981-1996
You're the retard my young nigger
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>>65074304
>>65074327
>>65074335
Celestia bless you faggots
Personally I’m voting for Nightmare Moon, the Lunar EMPIRE will RULE, no retarded creatures allowed.
>>65074609
>he doesn’t know Pinkie Pie will deplete the royal treasury on endless partying
ngmi
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>>65074911
nice goalpost moving. you're the one who doesn't want to admit that there are millennials in the government. I don't care how many there are, but they ARE there and they're the gayest ones.
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>>65074960
So you went from
>"Millennials are in power"
to admitting
>I don't care how many there are!

You argue like a fucking woman
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>>65073099
If they restarted it, it would still mostly be just locking crazy people away and drugging them until they eventually die, because with most people as crazy as the guy in the video there's no fixing it.

Not to say I have a problem with that, because what you said is true. But I think when the average redditoid says shit like 'we need mental health, not more prisons and guns', they're picturing social workers hugging it out with nutjobs until they aren't crazy anymore.
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>>65074696
Counterpoint, you can only fuck the princess once, but you can fuck a new presidents daughter every four years
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>>65074971
>So you went from
>>"Millennials are in power"
>to admitting
>>I don't care how many there are!
that wasn't me, but thanks for proving his point though on the permanent victim mentality. millennials are the reason all the gay shit took over, I don't know why you can't accept that.
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>>65075101
Another thing to consider: Saying you fucked the princess is like saying you fucked someone's waifu/oshi in monarchist nations where no one in democracies cares if you fuck the president's daughter, they may like you more for it.
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>>65075101
No, see, that’s the beauty of it.
You knock up the princess and you end up with TWO princesses.
Princess always wins.
You just gotta wait a few years, but in the meantime you can build up a backlog.
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>>65075116
That’s only if the princess is popular. Like Diana.
Nobody gives a shit if you rawdog Anne. Even if you did it before she became shoe leather.
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>>65073403
that protects you from going to jail, not the other way around retard.. are you saying some genuinely insane person breaks in and I kill him I GO TO JAIL BECAUSE HE'S INSANE?

that's not how it works in any non-cuck states
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>>65075116
I'll allow if and only if you can bag an elected official with the princess

>>65075118
Monarchlets showing off their "game planning" once again
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>>65075118
Wanna know the best part about daughter princesses? I keep getting older and they stay the same age
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>>65072761
a story with a happy ending.
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>>65071558

America needs its own Aktion T4 specifically to cull these degenerate schizophrenics.
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>>65076804
But anon, who will vote for the National Socialists then?
>Aktion T4
Unironically the Nazis ripped it off the US.
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>>65077035
Unironically? Moms and young women, that's how Hitler went from angry chud to Mandate of Bismark in the 30s.
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The hilarious part is that the dude is now being also charged with molesting a child. Why is it that every "pedo hunter" is actually a pedo? Like fucking clockwork.
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>>65073196
Hence why these zubhumans should be shot on sight
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>>65077061
The good ones just go and murder people on the SO registry.
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>>65077061
There can be only one.



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