>EEERRRM, ACTUALLY THAT GUN IS IN THE WAREHOUSE NOT IN STORE
Okay. Let’s go to the warehouse where there aren’t any cameras.
>>65073603Anon Gets Raped, a choose your own adventure novel.
>>65073624Oh no a stocky middle aged gun store woman with a keffiyeh is going to peg me anonymously and I can't ever tell a soul, noooooooooo
>hey could i look at that?>*huffs and puffs in frustration because his shift is almost over*grab the gun jannyyyy haha i'm curious and want to rack the slide 50 times. But seriously fuck gunstore faggots for not wanting to do their one job.
Imagine dealing with the retards who post here in real life though.
>>65073146I'm legitimately confused, is bro crashing out because of modern supply chain logistics? Can't even imagine how he'd handle the days of having to call a guy(typically multiple) to go physically check inventory only to find out that they "can probably get one by next month"
>>65073689I'm convinced none of you guys are real. I don't like the idea that the guy in the shooting lane next to me is on /k/ posting weird shit like this >>65073627
>>65073627haha oh no how awful
>>65073627Ha ha dude that's like so weird and gross to even mention. I can't even imagine being into something like that
>>65074119Yeah imagine if you got hard when she was pegging you, she could hold that information against you for blackmail and force you to submit to her strap on any time she has a need to punish a disgusting male who has a head full of bad thoughts that aren't in the bible, god I would never go to a store like that can you imagine
>>65074162>>65074119>>65074100
>>65073726Most morons don't understand that FFLs acquire inventory from distributors. Yes, my 800 square foot store surely stocks the 10000+ guns shown on my website!
>>65073146Most FFLs are faggots trying to make their “nut” by getting you to fork over unnecessary money for a transfer or an slightly overpriced gun that they bought for cheap off of any of the major distributors (Lipseys, RSR Distributors, Iron Valley, etc) . They bitch about PSA undercutting them but they have shitty business practices that make people not want to buy from them because they gotta make their nut. Let’s just say I was in a job (not a gun store employee) that gave me a very unique perspective as to how FFLs (storefronts not home based peeps) operate and a lot of them are huge pieces of shit. Get one of your buddies to get a home based 01 Dealer FFL and save yourself the bullshit of dealing with LGS. Zog is handing out FFLs like candy rn.
>>65075297I'm a nogunz so please forgive the naive question but it's customary in other retail spaces to put "in store for immediate pickup" or "in warehouse 1-3 days" or "on backorder" or whatever. I'm quite familiar with the concept of distributors (not the person you're calling a moron btw)Is it not customary for gun shops to put a status on each item so customers don't walk in expecting something that's not there? The technology has existed for a while, this isn't some cutting edge thing
>>65074097bad news>>65073452
You're all sick people. I hope you all get cancer. Fuck youse all. I put a curse upon you all. Fuck ya mudda
>>65075395>it's customary in other retail spaces to put "in store for immediate pickup" or "in warehouse 1-3 days" or "on backorderits customary for gunshops to have horribly outdated 90s websites that barely update or simply just lie about stock like optics planeta store that did what you said competently is an extreme rarity.
>>65075418well then they shouldn't be mad when people walk in expecting a retail experience similar to just about any store operating in current year. if they can't keep their stock up to date at least they should put that on each product page. or hey they can keep seething when customers walk in expecting something completely reasonable. not my problem.
>>65073146>>65073603>>65073624>>65073627>>65074100Seek counseling.
>>65074097How would one know if they were real or not?
>>65075489The last time I did that, the psychiatrist said that that was “inappropriate” because she was “married.” Whatever that means.
>>65075489Last time I had a therapist I had to restrain myself from raping her on the spot. She wasn't particularly hot but for some reason being alone in a small room with her for thirty minutes really activated my monkey brain. I'd fantasize about bending her over the desk, pulling her panties to the side and haphazardly stuffing my half chub in her hairy jewish slit while I clinch her throat with my other hand.
>>65073627Eeew what a weird fantasy. I mean, cannot be pleasureable to let a woman stimulate your prostate like that, like I definitely wouldn't cum buckets from that haha.
>>65075489If I'm going to pay some woman to make me feel better we aren't going to be talking, and we'll both be on that couch. The woman in this scenario is a prostitute if that wasn't obvious enough.
>>65075395That is true, and you will only get tht experience at some big gun stores, or at least the gun broker site. Most of the time gun stores have litterally zero online store, or the online "store" is 100% warehouse and the site lies about "not everything on the site is in the store"
>>65076220Fun fact: a lot of guys who hire prostitutes/escorts just want a woman to pretend to be nice to them for a change, just about every "my life as a hooker" memoir mentions this, it really isn't about sex it's about women being vindictive awful creatures who need to be paid to be nice
>>65076657men are also awful vindictive creatures. you browse 4chan so you know this as a fact. inb4 you pretend 4chan people arent real or that were all pretending.
>>65076657This has always made me wonder why hostess clubs are only really a thing in Japan. Plenty of men in the U.S. that would pay to have a pretty girl share a bottle of middle shelf champagne and listen to them complain about their life for an hour or two. That feels like an untapped market.
>>65077048You literally described a strip club. Zoomer brain rot knows no bounds
>>65077048we can't do anything with class, elegance, or dignity. that's why we get dumb shit like hooters and sleazy strip clubs.
>>65076664OMG. This! I wish we had 4chan gold like back home on /r/TwoXChromosomes/, because this post deserves it!
>>65073146That's okay, I only drove 40 minutes to get here.
>>65073689I couldn't stand being around all those Israeli shills
>>65075384>just get your buddy to have the ATF up his ass so i can save $25 on a transfer feehow much of a broke dick are you?
>>65073627Noooo please don't pee into my mouth it's not a toilet I've already licked your feet what else do you want nooo
>>65075399Why ak generals are always faggotry central? >>65076001You're not Tony Soprano. You're not Tony Soprano.
>>65075395You are expected to CALL in advance like it's 1970.
>>65078047Can someone explain to me why calling a store ahead before driving over is some arcane art lost to the ages? Or just placing a phone call in general? I'd rather spend 5 minutes on a call and get it all laid out and know they heard it than spend the next hour playing text tennis
>>65078067People under 40 consider it mildly rude to call when you can just text or write an email. People over 40 are usually in higher stakes positions so they refuse to put anything in writing lest it be held against them. Hence you get a delightful culture clash where people with authority are being rude to people who are trying to be rude, in order not to be held accountable, so they can throw people under the bus later.t. been in lots of Microsoft Teams calls that could have been a 3 sentence message
>>65073146There was a gun shop in Phoenix a while back that tried this.Walls of guns, cases of pistols, all of which were "examples" and not actually for sale. Yeah, it lasted a couple months before going out of business.
>>65073689I mostly just deal with the local blacks. Occasionally a decent person will come in but I really am just a merchant of death to the local ghetto. t. Gun counter wagie
>>65078250How about you pay a guy like 10follars to add an 'in store' option online so people can actually see online if they should go in order. Every single other industry does this, gun store owners are just jews that try ancient used car dealer tactics of "get them to buy something they didn't want"
>>65078206NTA but there is a ton of truth to this. I don't do business via text. Ever. Full stop. Anyone who does is an idiot who will either eventually learn it's fucking stupid, or be perpetually irritated business people will never consider them their 'bruh'.
>>65078326Inventory turn-over in gun stores is fucking redunkulous. It wouldn't be "10 dollars", genius. It would be at least one full-time employee doing nothing but updating the shit you can see for yourself if you take your lazy ass off the couch.
>>65078206>refuse to put anything in writing lest it be held against themWhich is because they are retarded and if they would just be honest about things from the start and encourage less litigous culture it wouldn't be an issue.>>65080936>noo don't put anything in writing so that I can't throw you under the bus later nooo>>65080945Stock monitoring for warehouses is not that expensive to implement, you can do it automatically with an inventory management system. Do you think fucking amazon has a guy walking around a warehouse to count?If you know how many you bought and how many you sold then you know how many you have left.
