Whats inside that bag?
>>65073854You know what it is obviously, or you wouldn't have posted it.It's a portable torah, of the head military rabbinate.
Fuck knows? Some kind of Heeb trickery
>>65073854another bag
Tactical bouldering mat
>>65073854Why didn't they invest in tactical sun screen? They all look burned.
>>65073854Foreskin MREs
>>65073854Diapers
>>65073864Why's it so fuckin huge? Do they really need the big ass scroll? They couldn't make up a pocket Torah? Or like... put it in a book?My dad was an Anglican military chaplain for a bunch of years and the entirety of his religious related kit for field ops was like the size of a camera bag.
>>65073902It's huge because it's a religious, ritual item.It's specifically the centerpiece of a religious community, as far as worship rituals go.Much like a christian altar. All those items your father had were still placed on *something* which more often than not would have been too large to even carry.I've taken part in a couple military services myself, and every time the Altar was something large and substantial, even if the rest of the equipment used was lesser.
>>65073854epstein files
>>65073854You could fit like a whole palestinian girl in there
>>65073864Why can they just not do without in the field? Isn't god everywhere?
>>65073936seems a bit too small for that
>>65073945He likes em little
Ark of the Covenant.
>>65073944Because rituals are performed to satisfy the humans involved, and humans see value in the act of bringing specific, large and cumbersome religious items to service, to showcase that even here, even now, in the midst of this man-made hell, we sanctify the rites and perform the rituals correctly with all the tools and weight involved; that we value the beliefs underlying it all no matter what. The ritual items themselves are an anchor of sorts, where by bringing them out into the field, it brings a piece of the religious community with it. It's a physical testament to your beliefs and worship, where, even if you're out in a foreign country, there is this pillar of your own beliefs right there alongside you.On top of it all, the sole act of bringing the item with you is an act of service. It's meaningful to the persons involved.It bears even further weight once you consider that the men undergoing these rituals are facing potential death; if not their own, then their comrades'. So the effort of ensuring the full panoply of ritual items are involved finds further meaning. It's a religious service for men who know people who will die, who have died, and who may very well die themselves. Would you not want to sanctify it yourself?
>>65073943Perhaps, but there's no way a Jew is going to carry such a load themselves. That kind of work is reserved for people other than God's chosen.
>>65073996You mean Americans?
>>65073989>and humans see value in the act of bringing specific, large and cumbersome religious items to service,Exactly. Which is why we fly in Burger Kings.
>>65074066Funny, but true.An American fast food restaurant at the ass-end of civilization produces a ritual for the troops involved.
>>65074023i think he means retarded turdies who obsess over jews 24/7
>>65074066All Praise the Whopper
>>65074154Okay, but why is the president going in a retarded war throwing away all the reputation, credibility and alliances built over a century?
>>65073902>>65073944because a kosher scroll is required for public service >>65074066
>>65074154So... Americans
>>65074159>reputation, credibility and alliances built over a century?lol, lmao. we were already the most hated there wasn't any of that left to throw away.
>>65074204Yeah, maybe dignity then?Attacking the fucking pope doesnt look good
>>65074159Because we now have a legitimately demented President surrounded by sycophants who will do everything short of a Weekend at Bernie's skit to drag this failed presidency passed the finish line, or at least survive the midterms.
>>65073864>jews go into battle carrying giant scrolls on their backs like naruto characterskinda cool ngl
>>65073854>Whats inside that bag?Foreskins of American babies.
>>65074247If you're going to go as far as to post an image comparing yourself directly to Christ (because donny boy sure as shit isn't Catholic and doesn't believe in the Saints) insulting the Pope is nothing.
>>65074257>or at least survive the midtermsYeah, that part's gonna be interesting to watch
>>65074316>kinda cool nglonly when the pages go up in ash
>>65074352Reminder that absolutely nothing is going to happen wrt to 25th Amendment/impeachment this year because that would mean that Vance would only get one term.Next year will be when the knives come out.
>>65074376Vance has zero chance of being elected though.
>>65074376>Reminder that absolutely nothing is going to happen wrt to 25th Amendment/impeachmentYou could've stopped here and been more accurate.
>>65074380>H-HE HAS ZERO CHANCEIf kamala runs he has 100% chance, even if she doesn't get the nomination. Dems don't have a Biden-like "accepted" figure to push. Every den is hated by every other Dem.
>>65074394Newsom would destroy Vance, even though the far left hate him.
>>65074426Newsome is litterally running away from California after fucking up with the fire, and caused the Dem primarily to spiral into infighting. Also Newsome is progressive enemy number one so he already lost half of his own side.
>>65074316Can they summon huge frogs and snakes too?
>>65074394If Dems were smart they'd nominate a boring straight white male moderate, like Biden pretended to be before a cabal of leftist millennial staffers, his harpy wife, and his crackhead son took turns piloting his corpse.But at the rate they're going it's more likely to be Ocasio-Cortez or an actual illegal alien or something.
>>65074441They've done it before.
>>65074247oh no, not my sky daddy!who cares everyone already hated him and us and have so for decades now cry harder. next time vote harder maybe and you won't lose the popular vote
>>65074445AOC is trying to be neo-pelosi so I doubt she will run. My guess is that dems will try a white Obama approach ("rising" star manufactured to be non-offensive) and fail hard as he tries to placate several extremes in the Dem party. Republicans will have exactly 2 months of mega drama where the media will hype up a bare knuckle brawl that will apparently happen between Rubio and Vance for the candidacy, before it will just be Vance Pres and Rubio VP as everyone expected. Dems will try to play up nonexistent discord between the two while censoring all the issues their candidate will have with the progressives/DNC/blue dogs/Newsomites fighting each other, until it culminates in a big open war over who will be the VP. Vance and Rubio will win a landslide election winning exactly 3 votes over the Dem candidate in every state except Minnesota
Blumpf
>>65074448>everyone already hated him Largely it is true that the world understood him to be a villainous cretin before the average American moderate awoke to the idea that he was going to to fulfill the promises they didn’t like and violate the promises they did like.>and usWorld opinion of America and Americans was strongly positive 3 years ago and even moreso 11 years ago. He is ruining it for us, or at least the realization that the American public is cretinous enough to fall for it a second time is ruining it for us. Trump voters are ruining our reputation as much as Trump did, but it is false that “they” already hated us, except in specific places.
Turdies here spamming while their sisters are getting gaped by BBC
>>65074513>words words wordsyou lost, you should have tried harder, this is all your fault and i hope the suffering gets orse for you and yours
>>65074513>strongly positive 3 years ago and even moreso 11 years agoEuro here. Everybody loved America before the desert wars began. While it was still fairly positive in the last decade as you said, it's nowhere near the level of pre-Iraq War adoration.
>>65073957We're never going to shut up about Epstein, are we?
>>65073864They should've done something cool with it like wrapping it around a rocket launcher.
>>65074154>why are you obsessing over the country that plugged the world into a gigantic global energy crisis?
>>65073963>AAAAHAHHHHH!!!!
>>65073924Thanks Gemini. Didnt answer the question of why they couldnt use something more field sized and combine it with any available flat fucking surface like in your picture.
>>65075730Because production of the scroll itself is a religious sacrament governed by scriptural laws. You can slap the text into any old book (picrel), that doesn't make it usable in religious ceremonies. You can learn all of this with a simple google search.
>>65073854>>65073864Okay, but what's in the smaller pockets? Some sort of scroll paraphernalia?
>>65074592It's the only hope they got, to hurt him enough to get back a win. That, and the flubs. The Russia collusion didn't go anywhere, and January 6 was horseshit.
>>65075808Probably. The Torah is usually read with a pointer and covered with a cloth when not being read (see >>65073864). Looks like it can also fit some other stuff like miniature prayer books and the like.
>>65074446Fun Fact: archeology proves story of Moses is fiction, but The Jews feel the Ayatollah and the way he sweep aside the Mossad run Shah's secret police regime like it was nothing means the Ayatollah was like Moses but for real.Thats why the Israeli run US Govt is so obsessed with Iran. Iran getting nukes or even running Muslim proxy groups is a concern for Russia, not USA.Russia has actual large real Muslim groups, not just a handful of Jewish imported transplants like USA.
>>65073854a tora, it says on the coveri carried one of these in the older version of the case once
>>65074553i wonder what you MAGA cultists see as a win
>>65076503When Trump declares victory.
>>65076257Propaganda image, not even memeing
>>65073854Shrine dedicated to Gawd Emprah.>>65073888Foreskins for da Gawd Emprah!>>65073902Unfaithful heretic not understand way of Gawd Emprah! He believe self is only way! He believe faith personal! Heresy!
>>65076583>>65076257Reminder that the hottest ones get singled out to be raped and impregnated by officers.
>>65073854The Samson Option
>>65074394>Dems don't have a Biden-like "accepted" figure to pushThey're going to run the astronaut probably.If they do a debate at all Vance is doing to get humiliated in public like it's his most cherished fetish because he'll be facing an opponent who actually has real intelligence and wit.Can't fucking wait to see all the anti gun bills that come from this, it's going to fucking suck so hard.
>>65073944It gives a +2 for casting divine intervention.
>>65074155>making America look cool again Can third worlders PLEASE stop this.
>>65076250>Fun Fact: archeology provesfun fact: archeology doesn't "prove" anything. We can make educated guesses on if something MIGHT or PROBABLY happened but in the absence of written records we can only speculate which is how you get the "ritual item" meme.Also there's large portions of history we will just never know about due to unfortunate whims of the sands of time destroying any artifacts or structures of that period. For Egyptians though, they are very self aggrandizing so if any sort of Exodus situation did happen, they were not going to write that shit down. Also no modern scholar is ever even going to think about suggesting paranormal events are real. If we somehow found giant mounds of fossilized frog skeletons dating to 2000 BC, we're gonna be like "hmm must have been an unusually wet and warm year"
>>65074426Newsom is a satan character in the midwest and the south. Even purple coasties will take one look at California and go "ehhh".Like I can not understate how much being associated with California is a handicap. Call it sour grapes if you want but a lot of flyovers despise it.
>>65076928this, every time i see or talk to my aunt & uncle in ohio they find a way to relate the topic, no matter what it is, to a rant about something newsom is doing. (they've never lived west of the rockies in their lives) plenty of people would be motivated just to vote against him regardless of the other options
>>65076928Most calistanis don't like newsom
>>65075808freeze-dried foreskins, in case the rabbi gets hungry
>>65076928It's not even a matter of whether or not anybody likes Newsom personally, it's that Newsom comes with all the baggage that is California. I can already see the campaign commercials:>California has the highest gas prices in the nation. Newsom wants to export that to the rest of the country.>Newsom: "California's homeless problem is now your problem.">You know those Prop 65 labels you see on a whole bunch of stuff? Newsom wants to put Prop 65 labels on everything else.>Drag Queen story hour, every hour. That's the Newsom guarantee.>If Newsom had his way, every city would feature designated shitting streets just like San Francisco (except when Xi Jinping visits, of course).
>>65076923>If we somehow found giant mounds of fossilized frog skeletons dating to 2000 BC, we're gonna be like "hmm must have been an unusually wet and warm year"But we didn't find giant mounds of fossilized frog skeletons dating to 2000 BC, so instead we're like "hmm satan must have hidden the skeletons to test our faith"
>>65077059>California has the highest gas prices in the nation. Newsom wants to export that to the rest of the country.Don't think Republicans will be able to use this one for a while >You know those Prop 65 labels you see on a whole bunch of stuff? Newsom wants to put Prop 65 labels on everything else.More labels = basedNothing worse than not knowing exactly what your getting.Sick of all the slop they put in our bodies. Invisible hand of the free market my ass.
>>65077074Prop 65 labels don't tell you anything besides "this item has stuff in it that might give you cancer" which is pretty nebulous
>>65077085Funniest part are the Prop 65 lead warnings on ammo. Like yes, I'm buying lead, I need to be warned the lead may contain lead.
>>65076909>>65074155>me escaping from coca cola SWAT team
>>65074159Postan this again since jews got jannies to delete it. Reminder that libtards/jews are rewriting history in real time. Their narrative is that this conflict is a "trump war" and not an "israel dragged the US into this war".
>>65077105Not as funny as Prop 65 labels on medical equipment.
>>65077132It's both. Israel told Trump to do it but Trump is still responsible for doing it.
>>65076885is this real life
>>65073854
>>65077341aura
DEPLOY THE TACTICAL TORAH
>>65077341>IDF goes into battle with literal battle-rabbis who carry giant copies of the Torah/Talmud>Seeing this, somehow people insist the jews aren't a bunch of weird blood cultists who should sincerely just fuck off
>>65076891Tactical backpack nuke?
>>65077503Donkey jawbones for everyone.
>>65073883Classic Wh*toid mistake, presume living there is the same as being indigenous, and that your skin tone is appropriate for the climate.
>>65076899Yeah all the retards celebrating the reality TV star president blowing up his coalition have no idea how much the backlash will hurt 2A
Should I ask my wife for head?
>>65073854I'm not a fan of the small hatted chappies, but I do enjoy the seethe they provoke.
