Ambush on Argentinean coast guard boats from two sides of the Paraná river in the vicinity of Puerto Iguazú, along the Paraguayan border. One female coast guard sailor was wounded.
>>65076571Pardon my ignorance but why did this happen?
>>65076580Didn't want white colonisers on their land.
>>65076571Are they still cranky about the whole 1864 to 1870 thing?
>>65076580Turns out that nobody really likes argies that much
>>65076580smugglers
>>65076580>>65076582>>65076584>>65076596>>65076571Maybe Paraguayan gangs. The country is ruled by like half a dozen families that control all the land and they are corrupt as fuck, working with the military junta in the past, and when that was gone brazilian gangs, to smuggle shit across the border and grow massive quantities of weed.>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_Paraguay>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_drug_trade_in_Paraguay>tldr Paraguay produces weed 15% of weed consume globally and smuggles a lot of shit due to tax discrepancies so you see a lot of operations from Argie and BR forces along the border
>>65076580That part of the border is where Brazil, Argentina, and Paraguay meet. It's basically a narco no-man's land.
>>65076618>tldr Paraguay produces weed 15% of weed consume globallySorry I had a brain lapse. Meant they produce 15% of all weed consumed globally.
>>65076571>I will never be a huwite argentine man with a genuine FAL crusing up and down a river in a perfect climate not to hot not too cold knowing my huwite argentine wife is at home waiting for me after I pop off a few rounds at some cigarette smugglers with no ill intent we'll probably meet up for malbec and steak later it's just how things are around these partsGod I wish I was argie why even live
>>65076571The FAL still lives!
>>65076580that border is full of gangs, narcos and smugglers who don't appreciate the feds showing up much
>>65076625You know, you actually CAN become an Argie? All you have to do is apply for a resident visa (easy), live there for three years (comfy), and then apply for citizenship.I went there last summer and was astonished at how multiculti Buenos Aires is. They have pretty much everything except for a functional economy. If Milei manages to cut out the socialist rot that plagues them, they'll probably end up at about the level of Spain (just because they still have the indolent mindset of "why the fuck should I bother working?").
>>65076571>>65076626If you can't be a pal, you get the FAL.>>65077260I'd go there if there's a serious chance of the world getting nuked, but otherwise no. If there's a chance that someday they might be almost as good as Spain that's a pretty damn low bar to aspire to clear.
