>want to enlist as Abrams crew>small (big) problem>I am a 6’6 freak of nature Will I fit comfortably? Are these tanks designed for big niggas?
>>65078829Nominally the max height for a 19K is 6'1
>>65078829You will go into the infantry.
>>65078829Submarines are bigger
>>65078829You will be assigned the funniest role possible for a tall nigga. Sorry I don't make the rules.
Nigger
>>65078840>>65078891>>65079075>>65079100I wish we still fought in formation with spears and swords. I’d be a fucking legend bros…
>>65079100>You will be assigned the funniest role possible for a tall nigga. Sorry I don't make the rules.He will be the APU. They'll put him in a hamster wheel to power the electronics and turret traverse while the turbine is off.
>>65079075They should put tracks on submarines so they can come up the beach to attack things on land, though I suppose they woud also have to put tracks on the torpedoes or they would just fall out of the tubes
>>65078829>6'6>freak of naturebarely made the manlet cutoff point
>>65078829Start roiding and become a MP, enjoy everyone trying to pick a fight with you.
>>65079626>Im 6'3I have to kill myself now THANKS
>>65079207Shut yo bitch ass up, tallboy. Your exposed ankles would be the weak point of the entire shieldwall. You're standing in front where you'll beat your chest and scream while the rest of us watch to see what happens next.
>>65079621Why just subs?
>>65078829You will never be Denzel Washington in Courage Under Firehttps://youtu.be/42PxFDNHx4w
>>65078829Can you run at 40mph? They'll just give you a cannon and a ballistic shield.
>>65078829Go in as an officer or not at all.
>>650797415’6 post
>>65078829>5'2">unfit for service>discharged during the draft selection>on the way out>see a big nigga walking out from the same room i was in>easily 6'5 or more>also unfit for serviceto be fair, he looked disable in the brain
>>65078829>I am a 6’6>>65080166>5'2sorry but I'm curiousDick length?
>6'6Hello, LurchYou can do it, you'll just need a medical waiver. That's it. I have a private who is 6'6 and is the driver. His life is miserable but he can do it so you can tooAnd as time goes on as you stay in the army as a tanker, you'll shrink! Isn't that cool? T. Formerly 6'3 now 6'1 tank commander after 7 years of this horse shit.If anyone remembers shrinkfag from /meg/ around 2019, I am still here and still in the army.
>>65079741you talk like a darkie
>>65078829Pretty sure I remember reading about US crews having guys who were like 6'3'' or 6'4'' back in the 80s, but that was during Cold War buildup. Dunno if they would still accept you now.
>>65078829>>65078840The Chieftain is 6'5" and made it work
>>65080166>>5'2">>unfit for serviceI didnt know that hobbits were real.
>>65079621Welcome fellow Cybran player
>>65079741
>>65080238You shrank two inches in your 20s-30s??? You need to go get your back checked asap my man
>>65079207>formation with spears and swords>I’d be a fucking legendYou would be put in a grenadiers regiment and just be another tall man
>>65080183No matter what it'll look huge on his manlet ass.
>>65080166>>65080183seconded. what is your dick length?
>>65078829why don't they just make a big tank for tall people?
>>65080719Was he a borderline case in terms of being accepted for armor? Or would it have been something he'd have needed an exemption for?
>>65078829I've heard it the other way from from short guys >you fit, get inAnd that's how you spend four years suffering.
>>65080998Why were grenadiers tall?
>>65080183iPhone 4s, fuck you.
>>65080166I'm 5'4" and when I told that to a marine recruiter back during the surge days (those motherfuckers must have had some killer quotas to meet) to try to get him to fuck off he basically said>well that's the perfect height for an armor goblin, ever wanted to drive a tank?
