>>65086876Choose your fighter
>>65086876Actually technically federal LEOs.>>65086880>>65086887>no Agent WolfPosers.
>>65086887Choose your fighter, /k/I choose second from the left, his posture and aura seems promising
>>65086887This picture never stops being funny to me.>3 different shaft lengths>no trigger or trigger loop>no armguard either>99.9% chance of target points>scrawny little shit has never drawn that bow before and probably can'tIt's hard to look tough when it's immediately apparent you're incapable of using your weapon.
>>65086887barefoot with a bow is more commitment to the larp than the rest of them, respect
>>65086887>Rusty Sheeran: frontline brawler, supreme trigger discipline, morbid obsession over israel >Slick Pete: covert ops, infiltration expert, is actually a fed>Cholo Loco: sniper, master survivalist, borderline insane from self imposed isolation>Ramacious Q: tactical officer, speaks fluently 6 languages, always high as a kite
>>65086999Checked and keked
>>65086876They really took those night at the museum movies seriously
>>65086887I'd go with the weird combination rasta/alt/african/early 2000s neckbeard guy on the right. I don't even know what that style is but he's the only one there who isn't trying to be something, he just is. So you have to figure he has a better read on people and can size up threats and determine the most appropriate de-escalation or neutralization strategies
>>65086876Imagine being too lazy to reverse image search
>>65086887far cry enemies
>>65087216>imagine giving a shit enough about anything on 4chan that takes effortFuck that.
>>65086876>>65087216>real deal carry garands (? or are they M14s without the mag)honestly way cooler
>>65086984don't forget >no shoes
>>65086880>Ernest protects the neighborhood
>>65087299That's for ceremonial purposes you mong
>>65086880The white chick looks like someone I went to high school with. Except seventy five pounds heavier. Same dead fish stare.
>>65087299>>65087482 is right, everyone knows that the museum keepers would never use a weapon as young and untested and the garand for anything other than ceramony. Most personnel still use springfield 1842s, which is about the right age to kill whatever wakes up in the archives. Although I've heard that some of the more esoteric departments still use old sabres and that the Indian bone-keepers still use their orignal issue tomahawks.
>>65086876They're definitely guarding the skeletons of giants and nephilim there.
>>65087591Mossad has most of those unfortunately, you can thank Bush senior for that. We have the last extant population wendigo, however. Mamdani is fucking things for them, since he won't let them feed on mole people anymore because he's a commie.
>>65087299Why do they have muzzle break adapters on the M1s?
>>65087601Maybe some manner of blank adapters that don't stand out?
>>65087604Maybe, but when in the world do the Smithsonian guards fire ceremonial rifles to being with? It's not like they're doing salutes at funerals.
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>>65086887Kek seen this picture a million times and never noticed that those look like the fucking blunt hobby arrows i shot at boyscout camp you can see the solid plastic fetching
>>65086984You'll never need to shoot when you look that intimidating
>>65087167Compared to the skinny hipster faggot with the fedora and the glock who is clearly a college boy from the suburbs trying to look like a nigga
>>65087671He looks like he should be ringing a gem alert.>>65087326Not so much funny as obvious hippy shit. I've never met anyone that went barefoot in public by choice except people that spent more time stoned off their gourd than sober.
>>65086887Guy on the left looks Photoshopped, the head doesn't match the body
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>>65087789You see there is this funny thing called inbreeding and drug use during pregnancy
>>65086887I would choose the fedora wearing nigga second from left to defend me. Everyone else has larper tryhard energy but he seems relaxed af, chilling, confident in the power of his casual paramilitary/hipster drip and riced glock to defend against any threat.
>>65087582underrated
>>65086880S.T.A.R.S. Charlie Team
On that same day a company commander was inspecting the sentries he had posted. One of them looked considerably raw."Ever fired your rifle?", asked the company commander."No sir.""Is it loaded?""Yes sir. Fire rounds in the mag.""Have you got one up the spout?""No Sir.""Let me have a look"The volunteer fell into the 'examine arms' position and demonstrated that there was no round in the breech. The commander nodded in satisfaction. The recruit then closed the bolt smartly, thereby of course sending a round into the breech, pressed the trigger, and missed his Commander by a couple of inches. Followed the silence of consternation from all parties concerned."ah, weel" said the recruit, "I've fired ma' rifle noo, sir, eh?"The visiting officers were challenged by a sentry armed with an extremely antiquated single-barrel shotgun, partly tied up with wire, and the trigger of which was very loose. The following conversation took place:CO: "Is that thing loaded?"Sentry: "Yes sir."CO: "Do you keep it loaded?"Sentry: "No sir, I only loaded it when I saw you coming."In the interests of safety of all concerned the man was instructed to unload his weapon immediately.On May 15 the 9th Somerset (Wells) Battalion had sent twenty patrols of two men each on to the Mendips and foothills. These patrols were issued with shotguns, sporting rifles, elephant guns, and a couple of Snyders; and when firearms were exhausted, two patrols went out armed with pikes from the H.M.S. Victory which were actually used in the Battle of Trafalgar.
>>65088378Another ancient Home Guard, in uniform and carrying a Ross rifle, all relics of the last war, was challenged one day how he would deal with a Hun paratroop, replied by loading one round and shooting a crow flying overhead. Exit questioner and crow: the former abashed, the latter bashed.The improvisation, not to say scrounging, was particularly necesasary in connection with weapons. The 49th Lancs. Battalion Home Guard borrowed a quantity of old Snider rifles from the Belle-vue Zoological Gardens, Manchester, which had been in the Crimea and Indian Mutiny. The 55th County of Lancaster Battalion Home Guard armed each man on duty with a 6 ft. spear and a heavily weighted truncheon made by employees of Manchester Collieries Limited, who formed a large poroportion of the personnel...."J Zone"....records the acquisition of many strange fowling pieces and blunderbusses, together with twenty-four cutlasses which led to the formation of a Cutlass Platoon commanded by an old Naval rating.On an exercise I asked a man guarding a closed road what his job was. He said he didn't know. The following then took place:"Who put you here""Don't know, sir.""Who is your platoon Seargeant?""Don't know, sir.""Who is your platoon Officer?""Don't know, sir.""Who is your company Commander?""Don't know, sir.""Who am I""Don't know, sir.""How long have you been in the Company?""Three Months""How often do you drill?""Five nights a week, sir."Note: discharged later, mentally deficient.--The Home Guard of Britain by Charles Graves.
>>65088361>>65088362This is how it really is in Texas.
>>65087368Ernest would do a better job.
>>65086887the angry barefoot twink would make a fine squad bicycleuh, I mean, morale and entertainment specialist>imagine the tears on that angry face as you forcibly deepthroat the faggot
>>65086984You don't need a bracer for a compound bow, the brace height is so long that string will only slap you if you have bad form.
>>65087599so you're telling me the jews and wendigo are having a war over control of the subterranean nyc tunnel network? that's awesome
>>65088517Chill out Ivan
