>be me>buy a 1911 online and head to the store to pick it up>get there and they ask for basic stuff, ID, card used, etc>accidentally verbally give them my real address instead of my burner address (burner is also on my ID)>"anon we need another form of residence such as a voters card or a vehicle registration. Or you can pay to change your address on your ID right here.">mfw I do not want to change my address, my car isn't registered, and I don't vote>I say "have a nice day" and leave>I get home and cancel my order and get my money back then proceed to purchase the exact same firearm but at a different location for the pick up.>I go to the new location, tell them my burner address, do all the other bs and get approved, and leave with my new pistol. I’m not allowing the feds to have such easy access to where I live. But, it does suck how they make it a pain in the ass sometimes for things like this. Maybe I’m just being a schizo retard though. Pic related
>>65090187Do you not have any utilities at your actual place or residency? And who is that property registered under if not you, a shell company?
>>65090187>fuck da feds>but I wont do my patriotic duty and voteLol
>>65090187You can have a burner address?You have to have your address on your id?Wtf
>>65090269Let me translate from retard to human:Anon uses his mom's address and has that listed as his residence, rather than the shitshack methlab he actually lives at.
>>65090187I have met actual gangbanging niggers (FREE LARRY HOOVER) more intelligent than you. Might want to go to a different pawn shop when you need to sell it. >psFeds already traced your IP address, and will be kicking down your door for doing a strawman sale.
>>65090187Fuck yamudda
>>65090187>accidentally verbally give them my real address instead of my burner address (burner is also on my ID)What exactly do you imagine that you're hiding on the 4473 and how spergalicious are you that you couldn't immediately cover with "sorry, I still reflexively give my old address sometimes"?
I don't understand this thread at all, all of your "stealth" behavior is just going to raise a red flag and get even more attention on you
>>65090187>my car isn't registeredGod Damn Commie!
>>65090187>burner address>used a credit cardCan we get the mental asylums up and running again?
>>65090322I do not intend on selling it lol I just don't like my info being readily available. I'm sure they can find me if they put in the effort, but I would like it to be more than just a few clicks away. The logic being most people don't want to put in the effort, especially if I'm a clean slate not committing a crime.
What a fucking retard holy shit
>>65090187you shouldn't be able to own guns.
>>65090187>purchasing a firearmthat was your first mistake faggot, how about you grow a pair and hypothetically build your own
>>65090504You've made your own I'm assuming?
>>65090187i think im too white to understandwhat the fuck you mean by burner addressthe feds already know where you live
>>65090235>implying voting matters
>>65090471>I'm a clean slate not committing a crime.Lying is a sin, dipshit.
>>65090528no cap i ain't lying
>Maybe I’m just being a schizo retardYou're using a credit card and an ID that has factual information save for some faggy "burner address" and still trying to LARP as someone who is off-the-grid. There is no "maybe" to you being a schizo retard, that is exactly what you are. Fucking idiot.
god I hope this thread isn't just a shitpost because the thought of someone actually being as inept and sister-fucking stupid as OP is just too funny
if youre worried about being tracked by the spooky glowniggers why not just pay cash at a gunshow? most of the time i do that and the old dude just takes the cash and gives me the gun, no background check required. ez pz
>>65090187nice larp liberal
>>65090559Aren't they usually overpriced due to this?
>>65090564not really? i mean i do lowball and haggle with prices though
What was it like going through schooling as a FAS baby OP?
>>65090471not listing your actual residence on your drivers license or signing the form at the store where you are agreeing the information you put down is accurate is a crime dipshit
>>65090187This is what liberals think buying a gun is like btw
>>65090187You're a fucking moron if you think the feds don't know where you live.
>>65090187>durr feds! >passes 4473, which associates him with with that serial number>posts on 4chan I seriously hope you die
>>65090603what is it like really though?t. liberal
>>65090603No, they think you can wink at the gun shop owner and get taken to a secret back room where you can buy missile launchers and machine guns for cash without paperwork.
>>65090825Go fuck yourself
>>65090187Bob over the counter probbly still standing there trying to figure out what the fuck happened and what kind of schizo retard you are.
>>65090187When weird shit like that happens your name and photo should go out to all FFLs in the state along with a red flag barring you from purchasing firearms.
>>65090842This Red flags should only be used against people I dont like and nobody I like. A guy came in and said he got red flagged because his estranged mother in law demanded to see her grand children after like 15 years of no contact. He emailed her to never contact him again and she was able to use that to get him red flagged. He had to turn in all his guns over an email.
>>65090187why not just buy an illegal gun at that point?
>>65090825Nothing like what op describes. Everything after be me is bullshit.
>>65090980he could jig guns, alot better than illegal imo
>>65090518this.>I'll just vote for [_____]>he's dead, shot himself seven times in the back of the head with his six-shooter>also had 33TB of Csam on his 500GB SSD>you're not gonna investigate further?>put your hands behind your back>but.>HE'S REACHING!
>>65091146This image is not true and only retards that like to pretend they know more about politics than they actually do believes this shit…. It’s a safe, easy to understand but compelling narrative that explains everything to low information people.Obama headed the JCPOA nuclear deal with Iran which the Israelis and Netanyahu hated, Trump tore up that deal btw. Biden put unprecedented sanctions on Israeli settlers, and withheld military aid shipments to Israel during the war in an effort to rein them in. Trump resumed those aid shipments and let's Israel do whatever it wants.You stupid faggots don’t want to admit Democrats do more to pressure Israel than Republicans do. But you’re a conspiratard, you will NEVER be saved….
>Just junkie things
>>65091298>Looks at Jewish voting turnoutLol goy you keep falling for it.
>>65091339>What American Jews want == what Israeli Jews wantYou know Israelis are on average more right wing than American Jews?I know its hard for you to believe but American Jews vote for reasons other than Israel too.American Jews have high rates of secularism, are highly educated and are heavily centred in metropolitan cities, so the fact that they vote Democrat is pretty typical, almost predictable as these traits tend to produce Democrat voters.While the two parties were and mostly still are supportive of Israel, one party has clearly done more to push back against the excesses of Israeli actions, and have pursued their own foreign policy goals despite its unpopularity among Israelis.... You know what I mentioned previously, but just ignore it, its too inconvenient right?
>>65090513This is his last address they still let him get mail at, but he's too schizo to live indoors. Good thing he has a gun now and the laws worked.
>>65090825I stopped doing all the BS years ago and got EyePass. All they do is biopsy the white of your eyeball and it's instant ID and approval. If you care, it's about 326ms depending on latency and assuming you don't twitch.I had my eye biopsied 8 times last year.
>>65091451So just get screened for precrime by giving up some of your eyeball? That doesn't sound dystopian at all.
>>65090187Well, the alphabet boys will know something is up, the dude you verbally gave your real address to is legally required to write that down in an incident report as to why some autist walked out after falsifying his address... whether or not he does it is another thing, but yes.It's so over for you buddy.
>>65090187you could have just told them you put down your wrong address because you have two propertiesnot really untruthful either if you legitimately have a second address to legally usethis is all quite retarded though feds do not give a shit about the address of one out of millions of retards who sign these forms, they'll track you down if they want to and the only real protection from them is a decent lawyer
>>65090518>implying it doesn'tbrownoid turdie lover detected
>>65090187>BUY ONLINE>I'm totally anonymous from the fedsUh huh. And you paid online in cash how anon, via the little wormhole generator? Oh what's that, you used electronic money? And from your own computer without enormous efforts at hiding? Oh.
>>65091298Israel > Muslims and importing the 3rd world into America I love Israel and will kiss the wall since they kill Muslims
>>65091298LMAO you are actually retarded
>>65090187You can either hide from the feds or use the clean-net, not both.
>>65091478Oh I suppose you're afraid of the dentist as well. It's only a needle.
>>65090834I wish that was the case lmao
>>65090187put me in the screencap
>>65091298I don't actually care about DA JOOOOZ or Israel, and I wish the faggots that can't go more than a sentence without bringing them up would just go set themselves on fire already and spare the rest of us from their retardation.
>>65091679>And you paid online in cash howDo you know about the postal system?
>>65090187>>accidentally verbally give them my real addressAre you retarded? "Oh, sorry, the address I just told you was my old address, the one on my ID is current."
>Free Palestine!!! TKD!!!!!!It's a mystery why Nazis would care that Jews setup shop in the Middle East Containment Zone.
>>65092486...you're claiming that when OP said>buy a 1911 online and head to the store to pick it upand was able to >get home and cancel my order and get my money backthis was all via sending envelopes of cash through the mail anon?
A gun store does not have the ability to change the address on your ID you retard
>>65090187Good think anon, I’m sure it would never occur to the Feds to subpoena your cell data and confirm where you actually live rather than just do a no knock on the last apartment you rented because you never bothered to update your drivers license.
There is something uniquely insufferable about the half-assed OPSEC retards that are fucking everywhere here. They think they're so smart and sneaky then they fo shit like buy guns online with credit cards and through FFLs. Despite this, they will also 100% smirk at NFA owners for "letting the government know they have guns." Just a parade of smug and midwittery.
>>65092711>There is something uniquely insufferable about the half-assed OPSEC retards that are fucking everywhere here. They think they're so smart and sneaky then they fo shit like buy guns online with credit cards and through FFLs. Despite this, they will also 100% smirk at NFA owners for "letting the government know they have guns." Just a parade of smug and midwittery.holy shit this. like the amount of data harvested from you just from being online at all is crazy and very hard to avoid and they never do. camera networks are proliferating, if you use a cellular connection at all you are being tracked, and we know government hoovers up everything it can.suspect there is a lot of overlap between that kind of person and LE SHTF GONNA BE MAD MAX RAIDER XD types. it goes to a certain type of lazy larp where they get to fantasize without any actual effort or discomfort.
>>65092738>"YOU'RE GIVING THE FEDS YOUR FINGERPRINTS JUST TO HAVE AN SBR"typed the retard on his magic pocket brick with a touch screen that totally doesn't collect fingerprints
>>65090269I believe if you stay at a hotel for a night, you can use that as a legal place of residence.
>>65093001this is another liberal whos never set foot in a gunshop
>>65090471Lying on a Form 4473 is a felony, lol.
>>65090471There is no way you're not just b8ing. If you actually aren't it's a genuine miracle you haven't died from choking on your own tongue.
>anon admits to federal crime on the one website feds litterally crawl on
>>65090187Alright be honest OP, why can't you sign the 4473 normally ? It's drug charges isn't it
>>65090187Anon, if you have a cell phone, "the feds" know where you live. Also, are you buy chance from East Peoria, Illinois?
>>65093162And I guess that's the thread. Good luck OP on the party van for lying on the 4473
Some highlights from the thread. May this live in /k/ek history
>>65090187>PXL.jpgThe jeets at google already scanned that i,age and all the other metadata and published it to NSA.
>>65091681That’s the thing, anon. Israelis are secret Muslims stealing hard earned American tax dollars to use for their welfare cheat schemes.
