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>>65091273
we were doing some good ol boys shit, you yuros wouldn't understand

>>65091273
Too soon.

https://youtu.be/MWS5MfJUbUg?si=y0MYpCAsY0Q7L04t

>>65091273
Of course a Yuro-peon wouldn't understand the beauty of overmatch. That's why we got the atom bomb while you spent the war hiding in a public transit station eating second hand Spam.

>>65091293
The Italian front was a hell of a drug.

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>>65091303
>get mowed down in such numbers Austrian machine gunners beg you to stop advancing
>halt advance
>get mowed down behind for not advancing

We won, we fucking won.

>>65091273
>tank angled armor
>:o
>human angled armor
>:x

>>65091296
>That's why we got the atom bomb
with help of european scientists
>while you spent the war hiding in a public transit station eating second hand Spam.
because you were an entire ocean away safely out of bomber range

>>65091273
The angled armor with the ramrod bayonet Trapdoor Springfield is such a wild combo that only the US could come up with.

>>65091585
>you were an entire ocean away
We won that right from you

>>65091638
Eh, depends which flavor of European, but yeah.

>>65091273
We thought europoors treating citizens like meat was retarded, so we tried to not do that. Eventually we actually had a design for armor that would have rendered our guys pretty safe from shrapnel, but ended up not doing it because our leadership caught European strain retardation.

>>65091638
Yeah true, but really the french won it for you since they did all the heavy lifting to set you up and bankrolled the whole thing...

>>65091585
>because you were an entire ocean away safely out of bomber range
Yes and?

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>>65091273
>please americans explain your selfs
Manifesting destiny.

>>65091817
And Germans did all your fighting for you.

>>65091585
>travel across an entire ocean to fight in another European chimpout

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>>65091585
>>65091817
>trying to take credit for the accomplishments of others
>banking mentioned unprompted
How very jewish of you.

>>65091722
>We thought europoors treating citizens like meat was retarded, so we tried to not do that.
Yeah then your COs blithely ignored French and British advice on how not to get all your guys killed in trench warfare, dismissing their concerns as them simply being wimps.

>>65092585
It's why we don't let them be in charge anymore. Ever since we started tard wrangling them there have been no world wars, only small regional shit whenever someone starts fucking with the boats. Stop fucking with the boats, we like boats.

>>65091303
Skill issue
Maybe your retarded asses shouldn't have kicked out all your Jew scientists and then declared war on a country with infinite oil and steel on the other side of the world

>>65091310
Fuck wrong post
>>65091585

Seriously, what the fuck, why is it linking random posts, it just tried to do it again

>>65091273
HEY! We're getting the SHOTGUNS.

It’s very weird how little WWI affected US pop culture memory if you’re not a marine. German Americans literally gave up their identity for it.

>>65095007
that the sequel dipshit, we're talking about the original here

>>65095093
To the general public, everything that happened before WWII just doesn't matter. The world was reset at Hiroshima in their eyes so the lasting legacy of anything is nothing more than a historical curiosity

>>65095093
Because it ended when the USA war effort was just really getting into the swing of things and then while the boys were away folks at home banned all the booze so that really stuck in a lot of craws. Wilson had a mental breakdown when he failed to become the world messiah he believed himself to be and the popular opinion at home wasn't interested in playing world police via the League of Nations because surely the Euros can be trusted to go another century without a Napoleonic-tier chimpout that will drag us back in.

>>65095093
US education only covers Mesopotamia, Pilgrims, the Revolution, Civil War, and WW2. Please understand, there is no time for WW1.

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>>65091293
seems pretty based
our leaders just had us fighting for the wrong side
WW 2 didn't need to happen except to the Japs
>inb4 it could have been Germany testing the atomic bomb on UK instead

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lemme think,
if I'm going to be shot for not advancing or else I have to advance
and I have a choice between
shitty mech suit or
no mech suit

ya I'll take the mech suit kthx

>>65091273
metal bawkses