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>45 acp obliterates the body and soul
>9mm tickles people
>22lr bounces all around like a pinball machine destroying you from the inside
What do the other calibers do?
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50bmg sends your torso to the akashic records
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>>65092866
5.7x28mm fragments into a million flechettes creating a million microscopic wound vectors, therefore transferring energy so efficiently that it has more stopping power than .50 BMG according to an old tripfag.
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40 s&w kills time and space
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>>65092866
30-06 tickles your pickle or whatever John Moses Browning said
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>>65092866
.357 sig liquefies your insides
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>>65092866
>357 magnum throws the target back several feet
>44 magnum erases the target's DNA, leaving them a horrific puddle of formerly human material
>44 conicals from a walker split atoms upon contact with the target, causing a miniature nuclear explosion with each shot
>32 auto-locks to the target's brain, instantly scrambling them
>5.56 is schrodinger's caliber, it can simultaneously punch an ineffectual hole in the target or turn them into chunky salsa, depending entirely on the user's belief in the round
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10mm sleeps with your wife after making her a widow
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>>65092871
No .50 BMG can rip your arm off by just flying near it
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>>65092879
>>65092866
.40 cal is the melanin terminator
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>>65093078
Care to provide a sourcerino for that fren? Most of the ones we take in are either done by 9s or .38.
t. dead nigger transporter.
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>>65093063
10mm never leaves the barrel because 10mm owners don't actually shoot.
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>>65092917
Nerve damage is what Dugan once said
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>>65093109
It used to be very commonly issued by the majority of PDs, newfag.
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>>65093109
>dead nigger transporter
He's him
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>>65092866
.50 AE has a 100% malfunction rate.
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>>65093109
But who's storing the dead niggers? I haven't seen a sign for a place like that
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>>65092875
>therefore transferring energy so efficiently that it has more stopping power than .50 BMG according to an old tripfag.
Go back to the retirement home gramps. 2010 was 26 years ago and you have to stop posting on 4chan
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>>65093197
They call it the City morgue now. DNS hasn't been politically correct since like the 70s.
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>>65092866
7.65 Browning hits like a brick through a plate glass window.
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>>65093109
Why would an ambulance driver know that? You can't reliably tell the difference between a 9 and 40 entry wound. And why would you say .38? You're telling me you can distinguish between .38 and .357 as a fucking ENT?
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>>65093528
He pulls the bullets out of their poopers and whips out his calipers
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>>65093071
I had a Marine ITB instructor no shit tell this meme, word for word. Really shows how retarded we are and how prevalent that dogshit lie was.
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>>65093205
No, it was 16 years ago sonny. Now run along and go get me my prune juice.
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>>65092866
.30 carbine gets stopped by winter coats
5.56 gets stopped by leaves
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>>65092866
10mm actively deletes the person from ontological existence so 10mm users wonder why the fuck they fired for no reason.
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45-70 reliably delivers good governance
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>>65093528
I ask intake how the last future astronaut punched his ticket, and they usually say doc pulled out a 9mm or a .38. Everything else could have passed through, or deformed.
Honestly don't care, but it's always cool to see what they pull out of the poor fuck after they sodomize him.
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>>65092866
32 acp breaks black holes
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>>65092866
.45-70 kills bears. No matter what. If you try to shoot a guy with it a bear will dive in front of him body guard style and take the bullet.
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10mm creates the Mandela effect by traveling backwards in time to vaporize peoples ancestors
9x25 Dillon will only wound an assailant but will add 10% to the interest rate of any loan they have
460 Rowland applies a stackable debuff that increases the chance of osteoporosis in the user in exchange for penetrating the walls of every domicile for 10 miles
45 super will instantaneously vaporize any firearm that attempts to fire it, if that firearm is not a USP or MK23
.50 AE must be fired at an engine block or you are committing a war crime
.32 ACP will kill, however each round fired reduces your standard deduction on your 1040
.30SC cannot ever be fired safely. There are still .30SC rounds traveling in a parabolic orbit and the FAA does their best to keep flights away from their periapsis
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>>65092875
I thought 5.7 just empties your wallet when fired
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>>65092866
6.5 creedmoor makes you get on your knees and immediately start sucking the closest dick to your mouth
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>>65094285
You joke but I sucked my first dick about a month after buying my creed and haven't sucked one since
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>>65093884
Why would the doctor know the difference between a 9mm/38/357? Come on, dude. The bullets look identical.
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12 guage throws you through a plate glass window, but you walk away without a scratch because you were wearing a vest.
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>>65094490
It's the way they behave in the body
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>>65094249
>45 super will instantaneously vaporize any firearm that attempts to fire it, if that firearm is not a USP or MK23
Nah it just gives everyone in a 5' radius nerve damage.
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>>65092866
10mm obliterates the target so hard that everyone forgets of its existence, making it appear as if 10mm owners never shoot, even to the shooter
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>>65092866
8mm Mauser transports the soul to the trenches of WWI.
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>>65092866
+200% buff to enemy coats in temperatures below freezing
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.32acp is the most potent handgun cartridge on earth so long as you whisper the words 'buffalo bore' into the barrel every morning.
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>>65094490
My nigger, I assume whenever I pick up a spook with a few extra holes and 9mm rounds scattered about the place, I'm gonna assume a 9mm firearm was used.
I promise, it's not that fucking deep.
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7x57 Mauser makes the shooter speak spanish in a Boer accent and adds 20 points to your credit score
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>>65094285
>>65094302
Do they call it the needmore because you need more cock to suck?
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>>65092866
.454 casull chase your target down with a tomahawk like the bullets in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
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>>65095384
Can confirm, I use it to split firewood.
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>>65093950
best in thread
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>>65094501
>yes yes I know it's painful but I like my trigger to be razor sharp



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