>45 acp obliterates the body and soul>9mm tickles people>22lr bounces all around like a pinball machine destroying you from the insideWhat do the other calibers do?
50bmg sends your torso to the akashic records
>>650928665.7x28mm fragments into a million flechettes creating a million microscopic wound vectors, therefore transferring energy so efficiently that it has more stopping power than .50 BMG according to an old tripfag.
40 s&w kills time and space
>>6509286630-06 tickles your pickle or whatever John Moses Browning said
>>65092866.357 sig liquefies your insides
>>65092866>357 magnum throws the target back several feet>44 magnum erases the target's DNA, leaving them a horrific puddle of formerly human material>44 conicals from a walker split atoms upon contact with the target, causing a miniature nuclear explosion with each shot>32 auto-locks to the target's brain, instantly scrambling them>5.56 is schrodinger's caliber, it can simultaneously punch an ineffectual hole in the target or turn them into chunky salsa, depending entirely on the user's belief in the round
10mm sleeps with your wife after making her a widow
>>65092871No .50 BMG can rip your arm off by just flying near it
>>65092879>>65092866.40 cal is the melanin terminator
>>65093078Care to provide a sourcerino for that fren? Most of the ones we take in are either done by 9s or .38. t. dead nigger transporter.
>>6509306310mm never leaves the barrel because 10mm owners don't actually shoot.
>>65092917Nerve damage is what Dugan once said
>>65093109It used to be very commonly issued by the majority of PDs, newfag.
>>65093109>dead nigger transporterHe's him
>>65092866.50 AE has a 100% malfunction rate.
>>65093109But who's storing the dead niggers? I haven't seen a sign for a place like that
>>65092875>therefore transferring energy so efficiently that it has more stopping power than .50 BMG according to an old tripfag.Go back to the retirement home gramps. 2010 was 26 years ago and you have to stop posting on 4chan
>>65093197They call it the City morgue now. DNS hasn't been politically correct since like the 70s.
>>650928667.65 Browning hits like a brick through a plate glass window.
>>65093109Why would an ambulance driver know that? You can't reliably tell the difference between a 9 and 40 entry wound. And why would you say .38? You're telling me you can distinguish between .38 and .357 as a fucking ENT?
>>65093528He pulls the bullets out of their poopers and whips out his calipers
>>65093071I had a Marine ITB instructor no shit tell this meme, word for word. Really shows how retarded we are and how prevalent that dogshit lie was.
>>65093205No, it was 16 years ago sonny. Now run along and go get me my prune juice.
>>65092866.30 carbine gets stopped by winter coats5.56 gets stopped by leaves
>>6509286610mm actively deletes the person from ontological existence so 10mm users wonder why the fuck they fired for no reason.
45-70 reliably delivers good governance
>>65093528I ask intake how the last future astronaut punched his ticket, and they usually say doc pulled out a 9mm or a .38. Everything else could have passed through, or deformed. Honestly don't care, but it's always cool to see what they pull out of the poor fuck after they sodomize him.
>>6509286632 acp breaks black holes
>>65092866.45-70 kills bears. No matter what. If you try to shoot a guy with it a bear will dive in front of him body guard style and take the bullet.
10mm creates the Mandela effect by traveling backwards in time to vaporize peoples ancestors9x25 Dillon will only wound an assailant but will add 10% to the interest rate of any loan they have460 Rowland applies a stackable debuff that increases the chance of osteoporosis in the user in exchange for penetrating the walls of every domicile for 10 miles45 super will instantaneously vaporize any firearm that attempts to fire it, if that firearm is not a USP or MK23.50 AE must be fired at an engine block or you are committing a war crime.32 ACP will kill, however each round fired reduces your standard deduction on your 1040.30SC cannot ever be fired safely. There are still .30SC rounds traveling in a parabolic orbit and the FAA does their best to keep flights away from their periapsis
>>65092875I thought 5.7 just empties your wallet when fired
>>650928666.5 creedmoor makes you get on your knees and immediately start sucking the closest dick to your mouth
>>65094285You joke but I sucked my first dick about a month after buying my creed and haven't sucked one since
>>65093884Why would the doctor know the difference between a 9mm/38/357? Come on, dude. The bullets look identical.
12 guage throws you through a plate glass window, but you walk away without a scratch because you were wearing a vest.
>>65094490It's the way they behave in the body
>>65094249>45 super will instantaneously vaporize any firearm that attempts to fire it, if that firearm is not a USP or MK23Nah it just gives everyone in a 5' radius nerve damage.
>>6509286610mm obliterates the target so hard that everyone forgets of its existence, making it appear as if 10mm owners never shoot, even to the shooter
>>650928668mm Mauser transports the soul to the trenches of WWI.
>>65092866+200% buff to enemy coats in temperatures below freezing
.32acp is the most potent handgun cartridge on earth so long as you whisper the words 'buffalo bore' into the barrel every morning.
>>65094490My nigger, I assume whenever I pick up a spook with a few extra holes and 9mm rounds scattered about the place, I'm gonna assume a 9mm firearm was used. I promise, it's not that fucking deep.
7x57 Mauser makes the shooter speak spanish in a Boer accent and adds 20 points to your credit score
>>65094285>>65094302Do they call it the needmore because you need more cock to suck?
>>65092866.454 casull chase your target down with a tomahawk like the bullets in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
>>65095384Can confirm, I use it to split firewood.
>>65093950best in thread
>>65094501>yes yes I know it's painful but I like my trigger to be razor sharp
