Gunbros, will these help cover the sound of the 400 pound disgusting retard constantly coughing behind me in the office? Or are they only helpful for gun shooting sounds
>>65100349I'm afraid all they'll do is soften the noise. You'll still hear him.However, a subscription to Spotify and a set of earbuds (specifically the kind that go in the ear), will guarantee you can turn the volume up high enough to not hear anything else; added bonus: you get to enjoy the music you want to listen to.I would suggest jumping over to the music board for earpod/headphone suggestions.
>>65100349yes, just place each earpiece between a sesame bun and slather it with special sauce. he should begin choking on them and shortly thereafter you will have complete silence.
>>65100404Thanks anon. Absolutely despise in-ear headphones but sounds like it's necessary for what I need.
>>65100349CooffffOh my Eghhhhh
>>65100349unironically just get the over the ear apple airpods. i use them in my corporate cube and dont hear shit, and i dont look like a retard wearing ear pro at work.
>>65100349Get a pair of those autistic headphones. They even come in Spider-Man colors. You're still going to hear him with in-earphones. I would be careful turning up the music too high to drown him out and you give yourself tinnitus.
>>65100523>appleAny non faggot versions?
>>65100349>>65100609What you're looking for is ANC (Active noise-cancelling) headphones or IEM's. There is plenty of good ones out there. I like my Sony xm4's. If you've never used ANC headphones they are honestly mindblowingly good at deleting noise.
>>65100349double up with in ears and over ear, fill the cups with foam earplugs>>65100636ANC destroys your ears don't use them
>>65100649>ANC destroys your ears don't use themlol
>>65100938Qrd?
I have this exact same model and while I have no idea if they'll help OP (mostly because he's a faggot) I can positively state that they work great especially if you have any type of hearing loss.I crank up the microphone and try to walk as silently thru the woods as possible but fuck man do I ever make a lot of noise
>>65100349No, but it's a good start>get wired ear buds (in-ear monitors for you fart sniffers)>put OP's pic rel over the ear buds>play gentle background soundscoffitivity.com has some nice white noisethe Calm on your phone does too.And there's a ton of white noise stuff on the you tubes (babbling brook, windy forest, etc)
>>65100349Don't wear those you'll look autistic.
>>65100349Uhhhh bro. How long has he been coughing. Has it been more than 2 weeks? Has the guy gone overseas for a holiday? If so, he might have TB or whooping cough and you are at risk from getting it. Google TB and whooping cough symptoms to check.
>>65101783If that cougher had TB and passed through the room, anon has been exposed and now has latent TB. You have no idea how contagious that shit is. Like, 1/4 of the world has latent TB by estimates, and I suspect that it's higher than that. Doctors don't normally test for it because it's like testing for HPV, everyone that doesn't already have it will get it at some point and most of them will never know.>except anon, he will never catch hpv>but he probably will catch tb, so that's something i guess
>>65101783>400 poundGuy probably just has GERD or asthma or some other comorbidity from his weight
>>65100649And open the cups and fill with silicone caulk.
>>65100938they dothey play a high pitch to drown out other sounds
>>65100649>>65102018Source?
>>65100404>>65100441Wrong. Premium phonelets once again BTFO
>>65102052"Additionally, the noise-cancelling technology itself can also produce sound pressure levels that are high enough to cause hearing damage."Not a super credible source, but just think about how they function, they produce a sub-audio wavelength that "disrupts" your hearing, not exactly idealthere's people wanting research into auditory processing disorder (APD), which isn't so bad but also not good
>>65102084based as fuck
>>65101783>>65101827It's been more like years it's persistent and fucking annoying no one knows what's wrong with him other than he's 400 pounds and smells like shit.
You will get into trouble for wearing military-style goggles in the office.Why would you need something like that? Why would you want to bring military equipment into the workplace? I'm getting scared...
>>65100349OP do you have misophonia? If you do, it may be better to arrange for you to be moved to a different desk or room. If that is not possible, switch to an employer where they do not have a fixed seating arrangement so you can always move away from people.
>>65102648>admit you mental flaws to your employer and ask for special treatment and accommodationsyeah nah, just suck it up and wear headphones
>>65102084>MAC & CHEESE PIZZAFuck, man.
>>65102084>aldi>wired headphonesEuro detected.
>>65102705look at the pizza box a bit closer. Notice anything?
>>65102705We have Aldi in the states now. It's alright. Each store varies wildly with some being depressing to step into while others are fun to shop at, depending on how good the neighborhood is.
>>65102858It always seemed to be like it was exclusively for poor people. No bags, extremely dirty, all generic brands, nickel and diming you on using a diving cart
>>65102804OSHA never made it to the third world, jeets can’t tell the difference between headphones and hearing protection
>>65102869You get your cart money back when you return it to the store brownie.
>>65102875Oh so the same exact process as when they are free? Just without the jew angle?
>>65102895Yeah but if some retard leaves a cart out in the parking lot I get a free quarter and Aldi doesn’t have to hire someone to push carts
>>65102904I was going to return that cart tomorrow you literally stole my quarter you piece of shit I'm going to find you and fart on your mail
>>65102904So they're just making you work for it. Lol. Lmao, even
>>65102936Will I park next to an empty cart and push it into a store I’m going to walk to anyways to go shopping? Yes.
>>65102936Are you the 400lb wheezing fatso OP was complaining about?
>>65102870I was more going for the fact the directions are in Fahrenheit.
>>65100349complain to HR. we had some nasty coworker who had bad allergies, he would blow his nose at his seat multiple times per day leaving nasty snot rags around his desk.i talked to the cleaning lady and convinced her to make the report (there was only 4 of us in that room, it would have been obvious) she claimed a biological problem, infections, putrid smells, etc.eventually he was forced to use the bathroom to cough and sneeze and after taking over a dozen bathroom breaks per day he was let go for performance issues.
>>65102018>>65102088No they don't you stupid fuck. They play the same sounds out of phase so the wavelengths (nearly) cancel each other out. It's not drowning noise with a louder noise you fucking dolt. That's retarded and would not work.
>>65103213I have in fact tried this (twice) and was basically told to go fuck myself.
>>65102088I have wicked bad tinnitus, do you think it will help me?
