How would you defend yourself in this situation?
Not working in a gas station would be my first thought
Offer her some pound cake.While she's scarfing it down, you take her gun then pound her cake.
>>65104810that jim is not slim
>>65104810Source?
>>65104825yes but that 5 hour energy must do something
>>65104810Don't get between her and cake
>>65104810go in the back and find the bon appetite bear claws she wants that the night shift fucked up and didn't restock and offer her a free yoohoo as a mea culpa.that kind of hanger is nothing to be trifled with.
>>65104874This man is convenient.
>>65104810not live in the shithole like the USA
>>65104810Activage the giant electromagnet above the ceiling and laugh as all the iron trapped in his/her stomach blasts a hole in his/her head.
>>65104810With a harpoon gun, then we commence the flensing of the blubber.
>>65104810FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE!
>>65104810would a discombobulator of the likes used by the US in Venezuela work in this case ?
First, I distract target (throw a Twinkie on the floor).Next, discombobulate.Then, discombobulate.Next, discombobulate.Discombobulate.
>>65105054You not punishing criminals because your culture says to thank them instead does not mean you have lower crime rates Zhang.
>>65104828https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/police-woman-seen-in-gas-station-shooting-video-arrested-on-unrelated-charges/vi-AA21qIGD?ocid=msedgntp&pc=HCTS&cvid=69e8105ee5f34751b3fb080f8e31c487&ei=16
>>65104825Literally my first thought. Man, I want some meat fiber and oil sticks from my closest gas station now.
>>65104810There’s no way her fat finger fits in that trigger guard
>>65104810Drop under the counter because there is no way that thing is ever going to get into it, over it, or get enough fat out of the way to lean over it. It's a literal safe zone for monsters like this, if your jew boss has decided to make it out of a material that stops .38 special.
>>65104810Good luck penetrating my armor honey
>>65104810If I don't own the store I'm walking out. I don't get paid enough to deal with this crap.
>>65104810I would piss and shit myself and cry like a BITCH
>>65105646PAN SHOT!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>65105069This comment is too highbrow and educated for his board
>>65104874This is too specific, someone has some experience here
>>65105069That whale ain't white.
>>65104810375 Ruger. Dangerous game soft point in the chamber to hit her with hydrostatic shock and then a dangerous game solid in the mag to penetrate her vitals. Then withdraw format least 15 minutes to give her time to expire
>>65104810Walk away at a mild 4mph rate. She'll go into cardiac arrest within 30 seconds of chasing you and everyone knows brown people and women can't aim so that's can't aim2
>>65106049I tried reading moby dick expecting Man vs Nature metal shit. No one told me the book is actually a technical manual on 17th century whaling.
>>65104810I'd stand my motherfucking ground. The Doll is *MINE*.https://youtu.be/sJA3gQ6jmxc
>>65106258>mfw i didn’t read the book, but learned about the line from Star Trek the wrath of khan
>>65104810Hit the no-sale button, say, "it's all yours, lady," walk away from the register with my hands up, duck into the back, walk out the back door, get in my car, drive home, call the police from my house while applying for non-customer facing jobs online.
>>65104810Activate the trapdoor
deploy tactical taquito
>>65107246based ham poster
>>65107924>Activate the trapdoor>not using the spring loaded ejection padDo you even Wiley E. Coyete?
>>65108626>he wants to patch up the meatball-whale-sized hole in the ceilingNo, trapdoor is better.
>>65107924Too fat, she gets stuck.
>>65109057Vacuum-assisted trapdoor. like the alien resurrection scene.
