Previously on /ak/: >>65099609https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!
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>>65106503Based booty shorts and battle rifles.
Why are women in shorts so erotic
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>>65106503ENGLAND LIVES, AND MARCHES ON!
Ceasefire status?https://apnews.com/live/iran-war-israel-trump-04-25-2026
If I did ever become the owner of a robot seggs doll I'd probably be abusive in their eyes since I have been trying everything, and I mean everything, to try and get my computer to connect to the internet again. Of course nothing has worked, and I will probably reinstall windows sometime later. Also I built the musket.
>>65106562It shows the most amount of skin without being underwear leaving the rest to the imagination of what lies beneath.The pursuit of the unknown so to speak.
>>65106614>Also I built the musket.based, post it
>>65106503>You'll never be walking home from school one day cutting through some woods as a shortcut when you suddenly get jumped by a group of elf girls>youll never catch just a brief glimpse of them only seeing that they're from your school before being pushed against a tree>they'll never hold your hands behind your back as one of them pulls out a phone to record while the other laughs and starts to inch her knife ears towards yours so they touch>they'll never giggle like crazy as they take turns rubbing their ears against yours for a couple of minutes before eventually running away while laughing
>>65106636It was easier to put together than I expected. I only had to stain the stock and take a little bit of wood off where the rear end of the trigger guard goes. Will probably shoot it tomorrow, if not next week.
>>65106672NICE! I need to build one...
>>65106672We love octagonal barrels here.sexagonal ones too.Hexagonal.Six sided
Here to remind all you young men to not fall for elf propaganda.
>>65106672Sexo
>>65105138>>65105912Always a pleasant surprise to find a fellow man of culture.
>>65106344Don’t threaten me with a good time
>>65106718UNFFF. Man I hate what porn has done to women’s grooming habits
>>65106682You're a free man>>65106688>>65106701If a musket/Hawken rifle was a chick what would she look like?
>>65106672very nice
How tight is fox girl pussy?
>>65106736Bro please stop. Porn didn’t make shaved desirable. I prefer my woman shaved when I go south on her and vice versa. As do most people who don’t want hair in their mouth.
>>65106802>Porn didn’t make shaved desirable.Yes it did. You can either take that answer or pedophilia.>I prefer my woman shaved when I go south on her and vice versa.That was literally normalized by porn.
>>65106802You're a forever-virgin, you don't go south on anyone.
>>65106802Ive eaten a trimmed but hairy pussy b4 it aint bad
I honestly wonder why anyone would want their robowife to be indistinguishable from a human, isn't the fact that they're not human one of the biggest parts of the appeal?
>>65106940This. I wanna see their components and all that good stuff
>>65106503>>65106519Here's the story of RhodesiaA land both fair and great.On 11th of November an independent state.This was much against the wishes of certain governments.Whose leaders, tried to break us down, to make us all repent.But we're all Rhodesians and we'll fight through thick and thin!We'll keep our land a free land, stop the enemy coming in!We'll keep them north of the Zambezi till that river's running dry.This mighty land will prosper for Rhodesians never die!They can send their men to murderAnd they can shout their words of hate.But the cost of keeping this land free will never be too great.For our men and boys are fighting for the things that they hold dear.This land and all its people will never disappear.But we're all Rhodesians and we'll fight through thick and thin!We'll keep our land a free land, stop the enemy coming in!We'll keep them north of the Zambezi till that river's running dry.This mighty land will prosper for Rhodesians never die!We'll preserve this little nation, for our children's children too!For once you're a Rhodesian, no other land will doWe will stand forth in the sunshine, with the truth upon our side.And if we have to go alone, we'll go alone with pride!But we're all Rhodesians and we'll fight through thick and thin!We'll keep our land a free land, stop the enemy coming in!We'll keep them north of the Zambezi till that river's running dry.This mighty land will prosper for Rhodesians never die!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41-dLH5YqeU
>>65106940yeah
>>65106960based
>>65106940I want visible doll joints, even if they catch my leg hairs.
>>65106971Man of culture
>>65106940>to be indistinguishable from a humanWell they wouldnt would they, they'd be designed to be hotter than 90% of foids, keeping them human looking prevents problems with uncanniness.The main appeal is they dont get old/fat/bitchy.I do wonder how more anime like foid droids would look irl since 2d doesnt always translate well to 3d.
>>65106971>>65106974
>>65106998I mean, it's going to be like current sex dolls. Anime-styled ones exist.
>>65106940Do you guys ever wonder if fembots from the future will stumble upon posts like ours and blush? or maybe some older models will see how a few humans actually preferred them to appear more machine than human and use our posts to help them cope with being out of date
>>65107012>Do you guys ever wonder if fembots from the future will stumble upon posts like ours and blush?there will be no sentient sexbots after the butlerian jihad
>>65107017maybe they'll be proto-sentient, like women.
USP, my beloved, appeared on Girls und Panzer
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>>65107041Why do you spam this dead little girl so much?
>>65107012Honestly I think there's always gonna be a market for Androids that look more mechanical than human, uncanny valley specifically gets triggered when something looks "too close to human but not quite" and the easiest way around that will be androids that look more stylized, plus some people just like the look of a more mechanical doll because if they're not human why would they have to look exactly like humans?
>>65106971Just shave your legs. It’s not gay and you can see your muscles better
>>65107265/fit/ pls go
>>65107265>It’s not gayIt's pretty gay>B-but, body builders do itBody building is the single most closeted homosexual sport there is, it's a bunch of dudes watching a bunch of other oiled up dudes showing off how big their tiddies are.
>>65107381Shaving your body isnt gay what the fuck are you on aboutWhat makes shaving your self gay?
>>65107009If I had a doll like that I don't think I could ever look it in the eyes
>>65107416You outright had to defend your advice to shave your legs as "not being gay," therefore you already know that 99% of people think it's gay, if most people think it's gay, it's gay, simple as.
>>65107418Why not?
>>65107428Okay it looks a little cuter in this image but still, I couldn't do it. I just feel like if I saw it irl and made eye contact with it its eyes would move on its own or some shit. Idk it would be just unnerving to look at
>>65107443Whaat? Even if it did, she'd just want to give you a hug for always taking care of her, right?
>>65107449Nigger FUCK THAT. I know it in my fucking bones that if a doll ever came to life it would have zero good intentions and be evil incarnate regardless if I took care of it or not
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>>65107460What if the doll just wanted to be a doll, but since dolls are literally designed to be only temporarily loved by a child and eventually thrown away she just had massive attachment issues and just wanted to be loved?
>>65106940>>65106961>>65107111God I love this "face plate" design where the face looks like several separate panels from the rest of the head
>>65107469I dont know man... damn now I kinda feel bad even though I shouldnt. I still stand by what I said though, those dolls are creepy and unnerving to be around even if they're occasionally cute to look at.
>>65107425Nigga that wasn't me, no plz explain how shaving your self is gay
>>65107461Why do you keep posting this you cryptic faggot.
>>65107460My doll rolled over once, on its own, while I was sleeping. It sounds crazy, but I swear it happened. I felt it shift on the bed, and when I opened my eyes she was facing me, instead of lying on her back.I just patted her head and went to sleep, it's no problem.
>>65107481She was built to love, she just wants someone she can love and who can love her back, please don't send her to the landfill anon
>>65107500>he doesn't know
>>65107527Yes which is precisely why I asked
>>65107524>>65107525Goddamnit anons. Fuck. Okay maybe... maybe dolls arent that bad..
>>65107536What's your favorite Balkan country?
>>65107539Another dollfucker to the hordehttps://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149414556/>https://files.catbox.moe/u135ii.png
>>65107550I dont know? Whichever one has the least amount of war crimes...slovenia?
>>65107556No wonder you don't understand. I don't think you should be here.
>>65107554Breh. Look I'm not a dollfucker alright? They just have my sympathies, thats all
>>65107567Nigger ive been here for years, some people just dont jerk themselves off to the footage of the largest war in europe since ww2 that occurred over 30 years ago.
>>65107068Because she was CUTE!
>>65107568Hey man you dont have to excuse your preferences to me, I don't think theres anything wrong with dollfucking. People fuck silicone dolls all the time and no one bats an eye. There was even a gosling movie about dollfucking.
>>65107577>Nigger ive been here for yearsThat's a problem.>some people just dont jerk themselves off to the footage of the largest war in europe since ww2That's a problem.It's not even that you said "Whichever one has the least amount of war crimes" which is gay as fuck. The fact you don't off the top of your head have a favorite Balkan country is wrong. You probably don't even have a favorite terrorist organization. Pathetic. Total normalfag behavior. Have you even had sexual thoughts about firearms components before? What is wrong with you.
>>65107581Goddamnit anon I am not a dollfucker. Dont do this
>>65107588>which is gay as fuck.I like being on the moral side of history>favorite balkanThey haven't been relevant since they stopped being the happy little land of yugoslavia>favorite terror orgEveryone has been a bunch of psychotic murderers, even the IRA>Have you even had sexual thoughts about firearms components before?I have put my dick into, and ejaculated on/into my SKS but I was banned b4 I could shitpost on /k/ with the pics a few years back.
>>65107595......dollfucker
>>65107612fuck you
all you need... aaaalllll you neeeed...........
>>65107605>I like being on the moral side of historyDisgusting.>Everyone has been a bunch of psychotic murderers, even the IRAIt's like I'm talking to a chatbot or a woman. "nooo that's bad" yeah ok who cares? >I have put my dick into, and ejaculated on/into my SKSEveryone has done that. The real question is what part of the SKS is most sexy?
>>65107634For me? The chamber is very enticing~~
>>65107642>Pull the cleaning kit out of the buttstock>Give it a deep sniffGod something about the SKS's butt plug smells so good.
>>65107539Good anon
>eat at German American restaurant in Indiana last night>darkest person in the room>book hotel in Illinois >darkest person at breakfastwtf did /int/ards lie to me? The Midwest be White af
The reality of being a diversity hire is starting to dawn on Jewkari>>65107500To test his knowledge but he doesn't seem to understand because he's just a Californian
What?! Al-Bukhari is…. le brown?! Say it ain’t so…
>>65108272>krillin_jaw_drop.jpg
>>65108096Yeah, why do you think racism has such remaining traction.The majority of understanding many white people have of other races is based on their presentation in media.Shit is fucked man.
>>65108216I do get what >>65107461 is posting. He is acknowledged.
>>65108491>two weeks to acknowledge in spite of calling himself Karadzicsus
>>65108518pls don’t shoot me slopku
>>65108096>wtf did /int/ards lie to me?yes. once you get out of the major cities, the Midwest is just white. even Minnesota is like that.
>>65108096I went to private school in Indiana and met a whopping 3 black kids from 1st grade to senior year of high school. All three were adopted by white people, iirc.
>>65108568sounds like a dreamt. went to alabama public school
I'm Asian in the Midwest and it seems like I'm the first Asian guy White people have interacted with at my school.
>>65108096>goes to fucking corn and wheat rural America>what the fuck! What do you mean it's not like my diverse coastal hellhole!?lmao, you ARE in Kansas now Muhammad. Get ready to get asked "so can you eat chicken, or is that one of the animals your people consider magic?" a lot.
>>65106940I like doll joints, exposed parts and all that. But there are plenty scenarios where the appeal is more psychological than aesthestics, where a mostly human look works just fine. The war machine that now has to be useful during peacetime, the superintelligence that wants a human morality pet, a young new intelligence still finding its place and trying to be useful.
>>65108641the only Asian people in my town run the Chinese restaurant
>>65108666>The war machine that now has to be useful during peacetimeSexxooo I can rehabilitate them!
>>65108673There's a diverse variety of Asian people where I'm at and sometimes we just go to random Asian restaurants and the White people have a fun time trying out various Asian foods for the first time. Taught one of them how to use chopsticks too. On the other hand, I get invited to shoot with them sometimes and to stuff like Super Bowl parties.
Why are dorks like this?
>>65108716Just give them lots of love and comfort
>>65108725Sauce?
>>65108666>>65108716You think in 2050 nu-/k/ommandos will buy decommissioned milsurp wives and argue over keeping them as is and upgrading them?>nyet, wife is fine, her cracked right eye gives her "character"
>>65108760>her cracked right eye gives her "character"Well, it does.
