The first gun you ever bought magically transformed into a cute girl (you do still have your first gun, right anon?), describe what she's like.
>>65111928>m&p shield >in my gun safe>suddenly turned humanId say she is pretty squashed and dead.RIP in P M&P
She's not the tallest, but she got curves.She likes the finer things in life and likes to show it.She used to be quite loud and a bit obnoxious, but has since quieted down a lot and got much nicer to be around.
>>65111928>you do still have your first gun, right anon?no i sold that whore for shekels
>>65111945Also, she's a man-licker.
>>65111928>1891/30 hex receiverjust like your op
>>65111928>ruger lc9sPetite, and forgotten by everyone so shes desperate for attention
>>65111928Old, slow, and just stunningKraggers win again
>>65111928>M&P 15 with multiple aftermarket partsShe's that nothing special girl who got a little heavy in all the right places after high school and now does goth mommy role play on fansly.
>>65111928>Kel-Tec RDBAlt/scene/punk "I'm so quirky" girl who's actually surprisingly reliable and fun to be around. Jackpot.
>>65111928According to anon's generator:>M&P 15 Sport 2>thighhighs>oversized black hoodie>black bob cut with green hair tips>black beanie>pale with elfin features
>>65111928Call me creatively bankrupt butI don't know what an AUGgirl is like.Anons got any suggestions beyond 10/10 looks and a penchant for getting it up the ass?>>65112101>According to anon's generatorTell me more
>>65111928https://iopwiki.com/wiki/T-Doll_Index
>Russian SKSOlder Russian tomboy who served a couple years as a reservist and now acts like she was cream of the crop special forces doing some hard ass operating despite the fact the only thing she's ever shot has been paper and water bottles. Developed a weird love of root beer after she moved overseas (I shimmed her with an A&W can).>folding bayonet and butt stock cleaning kitD-does this make her a futa with a butt plug?
>>65112232Big ass, smaller tits, weird looking but still cute
>>65111928Norinco m14 with aftermarket railed handguard, and USGI wood stock.So she would be a happa chink yankee like Alyssa Liu , but thicker in the butt and thighs cause of the larger caliber. I made an AI rendition of her. (unfortunately sold her to my friend cause I needed cash, hes holding her now cause its his first gun lol)
>>65111945I'm sorry Anon, your first gun needs to have a threesome with my first gun (abusive, loud, trashy whore that my dad wanted to get rid of. Completely sidelined for big German lady that actually loves me) and some resin grips for the sake of all Fallout and Blade Runner fans.
>>65112328Absolutely fucking based taste
>>65112232Please refer to: >>63775103
>>65112359…I can fix her.
>>65112428she doesnt need fixing
>>65112500>fun>athletic>olympic gold medal winner>racoon hairShes perfect
>>65112500She’s a professional figure skater with piercings and raccoon hair.She’s got problems, even if you don’t see them.
>>65111928>(you do still have your first gun, right anon?)nope, i still have my first gun but i sold the first one i bought cause it was cheap crap.
>>65111928her feet
>>65111928USP PLEASE I DON'T ENJOY SCAT! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU SICK GERMAN FUCK
>>65111928I'm happy with this
>>65111928>you still have your first gun right?No, and I never will again.
>>65111928>the first gun I ever boughtForgive me Yugo SKS, for I have sinned!
bushmaster XM15dork who won't get with the times, dresses like it's 30 years ago, endearing
I can draw her I'm an artist
>>65111928>Colt M4gerya complete cinnamon roll
>>65111928>Remington Model 1858shes got some patina, but shes the first i ever bought, and the first i ever shotbrass frame too, even though its not the best design, i still love the colors shes gained because of it thoughi wish i shot her more, shes just been sitting there for a few years now
>CZ 75 PCRShe’s basically a kuudere Czech tomboy.Short to medium height, compact but stacked in the “built for performance” way, not fanservice bimbo. Toned legs, strong core, deceptively sturdy, like you hug her and go “oh, she’s heavier than she looks” but in a reassuring way.Hair is dark brown, straight, usually tied in a low practical ponytail. Eyes are steel-gray, always scanning, always aware. Resting expression = mildly annoyed, but that’s just her default face.
>>65112671Who the fuck cares what a woman thinks?
Theoretically this was over 20 years ago, but I gave a friend money to buy a raven arms mp25 when I was 14 and he refused to pay me. After a few weeks I told him I was just going to take it from him and he didn't believe me and thought it was funny to joke about it. So the next time we hung out, I took it from him and just left. It was actually hilarious in the moment and in hindsight because he didn't do anything. It was like he didn't believe me that I was going to take what he refused to pay me for. It was a huge piece of shit. It would never cycle an entire mag and the finish flaked off like a cheap, badly painted toy. After a few months the guy who sold it to us called and asked if I'd sell it back. It was returned to it's rightful crackhead owner. I don't want to think about what that gun would look like as a girl.
>>65112671Doesn't everyone?
>>65112903Oh hey, she's under my desk right now
>>65111945God damn that's a big hump
>>65112370Whatever post this was got removed. On that note I bought two guns at the same time for my first; one was a Romanian contract Czech Vz-24 and the other was a Hungarian Mosin M1944 clone with a fucked bayonet. Not sure what girls those would be.
>>65111928Glock 40 she solves problems
>>65113100>got removedit's an old thread from last summer. I don't know why he didn't just link an archive but whatever.
>>65113106Oh. On that note I have no idea what this generator was or is. Got a proper link?
>>65113135>I have no idea what this generator was or isneither do I, but here https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/63775103/
>>65111928vp9a1fShe’s tall, 5’10 with broad shoulders (slide wings), german so blonde, confident, loyal, sleek bodied with the curves in all the right places (adjustable grip traps) fuck
>>65113182straps* not traps, though I’m not opposed
>>65111928Would a beretta neos get me a cute short girl with a fetish for skin tight leather outfits?
>84 year old No.4 Mk1I guess I'm into GILFs now
>>65111928>x95very jewish
>>65113100disappointing that these days nobody even bothers calling you retarded newfags out when you reveal yourselveskys
>HK USP
>>65112848Than do it
>>65111928>Zastava M76She slaps the fuck out of my face everyday. I doubt that would change when she becomes a human
>>65112671And?
>10-22
>>65111928Hm. Mine was a Bersa Thunder. Maybe she’d be a petite brown-skinned Argentinan tomboy who’s also a total wehraboo and larps as a German (because of her similarity to the PPK)
>>65113286>That pudgy bellyUNF
>>65111928I guess she's a late middle aged Spanish woman with giant breasts that rest on a fairly impressive gut. She's got a permanent thousand cock stare, but she'll put up with a lot and forgive even more. She also makes a mean paella.
>>65112603And you are totally sane ? A fag on an image board is by any standards considered normal and never had an interesting or worthwhile day in your life want to "fix" her ?
>An elegant old school english milf, double barreled and busty
>>65113090baby got back
>Beretta A400 Extreme PlusHaughty, thin, Northern Italian blonde with an expensive and outdoorsy lifestyle. She wants costly clothes and a nice house, but also wants to ride horses, work a vegetable garden, and play sports.
>>65111928>on the older side but still young for a gun like her>knows if she stayed a gun she'd probably still be shooting in another hundred years if taken care of>not the prettiest girl in the world but still good looking and aging beautifully>looks fantastic in black>beautiful clean bore>shining polished steel colored hair>good eyesight since bubba's rear sight pic rail was replaced with a proper rear iron sight>grudge against Izhevsk for minor blemishes due to rushed wartime production, wishes she could be perfect like her older sister Hex>got some solid but not excessive surgery that makes her better at what she does>sometimes needs to be whacked with a 2x4 to get back on task>can have the absolute shit beaten out of her and still be more or less fine, may even help her work better and she absolutely knows this>heavy lubrication of the right parts makes things work much more smoothly>russian accent, but clearly fading having been in the US for so long>hits like a freight train in more ways than one>good at cooking skewered meat over a fire and opening cans>very good at stabbing things, also good with flat head screwdrivers>still remembers the war and will tell stories about the people that previously carried her and where she's been if asked>makes gun related jokes and puns often (picked up habit)>obsessive about cleanliness, still afraid of rust and pitting even though she's human now>wants to be held more>will fight to the death to protect her owner even though she's not the best at it>occasionally shouts URRAH!!!!! at the top of her lungs when getting serious about a task
what kind of woman would a m1 carbine be?
>>65114846Audie Murphy with tits.Audrey Murphy if you would.
>>65111928Yugo m24/47 >brown hair with braids>freckles >athletic and a bit aggressive >likes to punch as a show of affection >assertive personality >thick and strong legs>wears surplus military jackets with sportswear underneath >will argue with people over political and racial topics >surprisingly cuddly
>>65114846
>Marlin 795>Either a first class ticket to jail or long and slender like a ballet dancer>Likes children>Wears all black like the cool guns but doesn't seem quite at home in it even if it's not a bad look>Cheap date>Brushes her teeth constantly (it runs well but a dirty feed ramp will fuck it right up) >Teaches the younguns (all twice her size) the ropes and gets the honor of making the first shot most range trips
>>65111928Well, it wouldn't be a girl so I guess it would be obi wan Kenobi but a femboy twink? My cz p10 would be the chick from Czech gang bang with the black hair and glasses.
>>65111928my memory is fuzzy but it's either an H&R pardner youth 20ga who would be a short brat likely white trash brunette with big boobs (i put a sidesaddle shell holder on it), or 1916 Spanish ruby, a sadistic stocky woman who's been through things that are absolutely unholy, was injured and was overzealous for victory no matter the cost.bonus from the ruby since they were bought in the same purchase 1980's taurus 6-69, tall brown south american woman embracing all of the elegant 80's style synthwave soundtrack included
>>65111928My derringer turns into a short fragile girl who is sensitive and also neglected >P-please d-don’t load me with more than 25 grains~… I-I might explode~…>I-I know it’s all you have but don’t shove that jacketed .45 down my barrel!~ it hurts!~ >M-My lock needs some oil…>why doesn't he shoot me anymore… ever since he met that Navy lady he hasn’t even touched me!~No, I will not seek help.
>Cz40B with a Cajun Gun Works trigger jobCzech-American girl with a Southern twang. She is my problem solver.
>surplus parts kit M16A1 buildWhen I first got her she was covered in literal mud and gunk and her bolt was rusted. Took a bit to get her cleaned up and running. Id image her having a bit of a jaded personality and a bit rough looking. Im sure she wouldn't be happy with me not shooting her in awhile.
>>65111928She's a skank who's been used hard by every nigger on the block.
