The transcript of the minutes of the disaster have been released.https://youtu.be/_eLq0v2TOSI?si=778gj2JPFRm1gtHwNever let a lesbian captain a ship.
>>65119267HOLY FUCK, THE LESBO CAPTAIN WASN'T EVEN LICENSED FOR THAT SHIP!!!
>lesbian divorce is much more frequent than any other kind of divorce>they are also quite messy>let (lesbian) woman command ship (usually portrayed as female)what did they expect really
>>65119278I recently learned that lesbians divorce hard and often because they literally go straight from having sex once to living together and joint bank accounts. Basically either lesbianism causes BPD or BPD causes lesbianism.I still support lesbian rights though, because girls kissing girls is hot.Also guns and swords and stuff. Oh sorry I forgot this is /k/. Also iran and you are brown and thirdies and stuff.
>>65119284Basically very few women want to be masculine in a relationship and most lesbian relationships end with both of them mad at the other one for not acting manly enough, if of course the mental issues dont torpedo it first.
>>65119284>they literally go straight from having sex once to living together and joint bank accounts. It even has a jokey nickname, "u-hauling".
>>65119267>"Patriarchy could be here" she thought>"I've never been in these waters before, Patriarchy could be anywhere">The cool wind felt good against her bare skin>"I HATE PATRIARCHY" she thought>Her ship brushed against a reef, washing away her fear of men.>"With a Manawanui you can go anywhere you want" she said out loud, accelerating into the reef.
>>65119319Pure pottery, after this I can see her wander back to her cabin to chop some wood fully confident in her command. That or she just completely forgot she was the one running the show.
>>65119332Well, from the transcripts we now know that she spent half an hour after the crash asking what to do, and deciding that she didn't want to inform her CO of the crash until she calmed down (also that she wasn't qualified to command that ship, and was pushed through because 'MORE LESBIAN CAPTAINS!').
>>65119267I wonder how much damage the ship's oil will do to the reef can't be good for it. Though wonder what's going on with modern navies lately I swear it seems like there all incompetent.
Women have a lot of catching up before they match the level of maritime retardation men have done. Men win again!
>>65119342YFW
>>65119342Now do incidents per capita.
>>65119267oh goody i needed something to listen to while eating lunch and shitting at work today!also lesbians have more incidents of physical abuse against their partners compared to any other relationships.
>>65119350Which are?
How is this all the fault of the captain and not the guy who drove the boat into the reef? Apart from failing to make sure all of the drivers had taken driving lessons, obviously.
>>65119284According to my gf, it's BPD that makes lesbos but all women are BPD to some extent. The main issue, at least according to her, is that very few women have much going on upstairs and are just looking for someone to latch on to. Theyre all difficult to speak to in a way men aren't, usually pathological liars, and just plain irresponsible. And not like irresponsible in a sense of consciously making a bad decision but like a child wherein they don't believe they had any responsibility and will immediately look for someone to blame. She wonders why more men aren't gay
>>65119354Traditionally, shit rolls uphill. Even when not necessarily deserved. The captain gets the praise for when things on the ship go well, and the consequences of when things go bad.
>>65119278Do you STILL not understand how the minds of both liberals and leftists work?>what did they expect reallyThey expected her to perform better than a straight white male captain because LGBT are better people. To call out statistics, like divorce, would be seen as a hate attack and dismissed before having any real merit.
>>65119342uh oh, telling the truth got them mad again...
>>65119353In the men's favor.
>>65119344If only she could put that level of intensity into sucking cock. Best blowjob ever.
>>65119267Summary:>helmsman (helmswoman?) leaves boat in cruise control>"help help it won't reverse!">captainess runs on deck, suggests turning>hit reef>10 minutes pass>some guy says "I AM dropping the anchors now bitch">some guy suggests turning cruise control off>captainess: "good idea somebody please do it cause I don't know how to work the controls">"btw guys if we like, reverse off, we turn turn left right?">"let's not radio yet i'm not ready">10 more minutes pass>"ah fuck she's sinking, make sure to use the toilet before we board the lifeboats">>65119354maybe hitting the reef isn't directly her faultbut she pretty clearly had no idea what to do when they did, and who knows, maybe she could have saved the ship if she did(I assume the ship's cruise control was still trying to smash through the reef for like 10 minutes so maybe NOT DOING THAT could have saved her)
>>65119371Proofs?
>>65119362Who got mad anon?
>>65119267>BearingDogshithttps://www.nzdf.mil.nz/assets/Uploads/DocumentLibrary/MAN-COI-ROP-FINAL-31-Mar-25_Redacted-v2.pdf
>>65119267>sugar titsGonna use this more than angel face.
I can't wait for the Brick Immortar video on it
>>65119424A man of excellent taste
>>65119407>so many grey boxesI understand opsec. But at least the chinkos can ram EACH OTHER and not sink the boat!
>>65119267>maori tribal bullshit lesbo ship sinkskek, what a greek tragedy
>>65119341Greta will be greatly upset and Captain Sappho will be forced to make a pilgrimage to Gaza to attone or something.
>>65119355>She wonders why more men aren't gayIt's literally because we aren't interested in hairy man ass. If I had to pick someone to live with on a purely platonic basis, it would 100% be another man.
>>65119467>rioght!>let's 'ead for the island of Saphos!>everyone pee first!
>>65119341Fuck the fucking reef, you coral hugger! >at least nobody died
>>65119284Why'd you even click on /k/? Go be gay somewhere else.
Her next command should be a museum ship.
>>65119550>aaaaoiiii>iz that a hwhiyte man?>gib me som>white man gib me diesel
>>65119570Yeah, all those blonde Maoris.
>>65119284>I still support lesbian rights though, because girls kissing girls is hot.
>>65119355>dating a pick me girl Anon...
>>65119555>liking women is gayNick Fuentes is that you?
>>65119267Complete silence in NZ. A gay immigrant woman in command screwing up from obvious incompetence is just not on the media agenda
>>65119354Don't forget this was a special ocean floor mapping ship, the hardest to sink in the world.Autopilot was stuck on and because it wouldn't steer, they turned it onto max power to hopefully give more power to the steering. After they hit it was salvageable but they assumed the computers were totally fried and she ordered the ship abandoned and almost killed them all
>>65119342>Men have captained for thousands of years, already figured everything out through trail and error>Even with all that knowledge and digital aids, the handful of femal Captains over the past few years have resulted in half a dozen high profile colossal fuckups
>>65119467This was an awesome ship that used to be used by the private Scandinavian oil industry to search for new drilling spots. It was a super capable ship
>>65119388>maybe hitting the reef isn't directly her faultShe's responsible for allowing the helmsmanwoman to sit that position without knowing how to operate the controls properly.
>>65119931you should've kept it white and male
>>65119954She assumed the ship was completely malfunctional and ordered it abandoned too. But yeah making a guy who couldn't pilot the ship do some nighttime navigation while the captain, who also couldn't pilot the ship was sleeping in her cabin, for no reason (not even a mission) is all her fault
what a waste
>>65119975Our armed forces is full of women, nobody wants to join up to a sausage fest
>>65120023its seamen, not vaginal discharge baka
>>65120027Full of browns anyway so women hardly make it much worse
>>65119578I didn't play Disco Elysium, is it good?
>>65119874Isn't that all women...? Actually, what do you even by that? Maybe our definitions differ?
>>65120128It's very entertaining.
>>65119355>Why arent more men gayBecause fuck woman are just so pretty. Its why they get away with so much shit
>>65119267Didn’t know Subarus could float.
>>65120170Well now you do. Thank God they're engineered so safely, no one even died.
>>65119267>NOOO YOU CAN'T PARK YOUR NUCLEAR CARRIER ANYWHERE NEAR US!!!! MUH ENVIRONMENT! MUH NUUUUUKES!!!!!! WHY WON'T YOU THINK ABOUT MY SAFETY!!!!!!!!>dumps 950 tons of diesel and a dei hire onto a reef destroying the local economy and ecosystem>uh whoopsie, no refunds!Fuck new zealand and every faggot that lives there with a rusty boat hook
>>65120128It's great. No other game is or ever will be quite like it
>>65120128It's worth a playthough for the writing alone. The dialog and narration writing at least, you'll probably find the overarching mystery a bit of a let down due to the rushed ending. The game is fun enough if you can stand skill centered isometric cRPGs. It's pretty short too.I've seen a lot of anons think it plays favorites with Marxism since the lead writer is an Estonian communist, but I didn't get that impression at all beyond some union wank. If anything commies get mocked for being bloodthirsty, inept, and criminal pretty relentlessly. I think those anons OD'd on redpills and shut themselves out from enjoying a very interesting and reactive cRPG.
>>65120131>Isn't that all women...? Actually, what do you even by that?I also thought it just sounded normal, then I realized that means they're probably my natural predator.
>>65120216It also makes fun of commies for being delusional idealists. You can join the commie book club that's down to two members after repeatedly schisms without even reading their books and making up bullshit. If you do this you can now debate them on if buildings can be held up with sufficiently rigorous communist thought and if it's truly possible to fuck for eight hours without stopping with enough communist thought.
>>65120128commie garbage, don't bother
>>65119984Who put a bunch of people that do not how to operate the ship in charge of the ship
>>65120249It's more that it was made by self-aware commies.
>>65120263Another unqualified woman, and then the buck ends in the Minister of Defense, also a woman, who was disgusted at all the misogyny after the incident
>>65120286And then up to the former PM, another wöman, who fled for an all-white community in Oz.
>>65119355>She wonders why more men aren't gayIt's literally because men have sexual orientation. For women, sexual preferences conform to their environment. Men have sexual preferences fixed at birth and then discover them later. Lesbians don't even exist, it's just women who spend a lot of time in an environment where they perceive women as being superior to, or perhaps having greater authority than, men. That's also why there's such an overlap between lesbians and the "female supremacist" flavor of feminist: women who think men in general are of little value will not be attracted to men. On the other hand, there's countless examples of men who think women are of little value and yet can't help be attracted to them. You find lots of these types among PUAs and incels.
>>65120249>>65120253>>65120271Ironically the studio fell apart due to infighting, resulting in several successor studios which each claim to be making the real continuation to Disco Elysium.
>>65120297Yeah probably although I'm not sure she had much influence on anything but her own attention seeking behavior
>>65119429I hope it cold opens with the raw SOS transmissionthose are the best real tone setters
>>65120310It's the beautiful cherry on top of this game. The devs tried a communist collective and it imploded due to greed and ideological spergouts. Now all the successors can't stop seething and suing each other. Fucking hilarious.
>>65120367>ideology that rejects private property, intellectual property, etc.>everybody spergs out about ownership of an IPYou'll never meet anyone more greedy, more money-grubbing, than a Socialist.
>>65120367Summer Eternal is spot on. Their manifesto is just pure wrathful Commie gobbledygook.
>>65120371>You'll never meet anyone more greedy, more money-grubbing, than a Socialist.Words marked.
>>65120399Thieves who seek the wealth of others, and the power to take it.
>>65119267>video comment: lesbians and seamen don't mixMy fucking sides!
>>65119566Personally, I'd rather not leave a cherished piece of history in the hands of a total incompetent.The USS Hartford, Farragut's flagship at Mobile Bay, was once a museum ship. The guys in charge of it let it rot away, and it sunk in 1956. The broke it up afterward, since it was beyond saving.
>name the next ship HMNZS Subaru>assign only lesbos to it>same shit happens>all lezbos in the NZ navy get court martialedThe problem sorts itself out!
its a badly designed control system, but also women moment lol.wtf was their plan ? automatic heading with manual throttle control.like they hope someone will notice where the boat is and give a command to alter the auto plotted course every so often ?whoever delegated tasks clearly failed to communicate.
>>65120608I think we had 5 ships and 4 were captained by lesbos
>>65120636You just push the off button for like 3 seconds or something. It happened with another major NZ ferry that goes between the islands, there is no bridge. They got the system upgraded, the off button went from a single push to a 3 seconds hold but nobody was told and of course it ran into the side of a mountain soon after lol
>>65120642>ran into the side of a mountainfooken ell, kek>error bus>You just push the off button for like 3 seconds or somethingintardesting, its like those old (installed upside down) toggle switches where the label has worn off lol.id have hoped the auto heading toggle would have switch that indicates its state.>upgradedheh
>>65119550>>everyone pee first!EVERYBODY PEE, NOW!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nclZ3QIx0yQ
>>65119267Wow she really did sink it 100%. I didn't think it would be that bad.
>>65119272>THE LESBO CAPTAIN WASN'T EVEN LICENSED FOR THAT SHIP!!!Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion is more important that education, training, experience and appropriate licenses anon. You really need to look in the mirror and see you are a misongynistic angry white man. The ship can be replaced by taxing working white men, but we have limited opportunities to empower old lesbians. Be sure to use the loo before abandoning the sinking ship.
>>65119284Anon, real lesbians aren't hot like Sarah Michelle Geller. They look like pic rel.
>>65120371>You'll never meet anyone more greedy, more money-grubbing, than a Socialist.Well no shit, their entire ideology is based on materialism and turns society into a zero sum game.
>>65120367Is there somewhere to read up on this? I didn't know that the studio behind the game was that politically insular, for lack of a better phrase, as well as it having broken up due to what sounds like internal childish drama
>>65120956If anything that's quite a handsome lesbian
>>65120668The crew got fucked over a bit because it was always just a push and after an upgrade that got changed and nobody told. They got no punishment from it although it was humiliating for NZ as a whole since those ferrys are so critical
>>65120636There is a reason it happens - the autopilot on/off switch is installed on the autopilot. Not on the manual helm because costs plus a single point of control (should typically) reduce risk. No-one was in charge of Manawanui's autopilot.
>>65121167i hate push-and-hold switches. I can cut the crew a bit of slack for that because I probably wouldn't think to hold the switch down under stress, and if it used to work like a normal switch!Ships should just have massive levers that connect things directly. Then it's impossible for computer bullshit to fuck it up.
>>65119521>two men live togetherBasically peaceful cooperation and expanding each other's hobbies, helping out, BBQ. Disputes resolved and moved on.>two women live togetherone women leave alive
>>65121101It wasn't exactly infighting. To finance and publish the game they got involved with some shady people who after the game released saw a lot of money and promptly took over the studio, firing its founders for asking too many questions. Which, if you think about it, is also very socialist-like: ally with the worst people on the planet then be surprised when those people stab you in the back
>>65121195There just needs to be a button that turns auto pilot off and nobody moves it or changes how it works
>captain literally doesn’t know how her ship operates and has to call up someone else to fix itGrim
>>65121195>>65121167>I probably wouldn't think to hold the switch down under stressIf only we had some kind of organisation with people who we paid to practice operating ships while under stress. We could even buy expensive and very capable ships for them to operate, and they could practice using them. Maybe the person in charge of a ship like that could be responsible for checking to make sure that the people can individually do their jobs and can all work together as a team to operate the ship under stress in a variety of conditions by making them pretend those conditions exist when nothing else was happening sometimes.I cannot put into words how much the Manawanui incident specifically, more generally everything about the NZDF and most generally everything about NZ's attitude and policy towards defence infuriates me.Australia should annex NZ so we can force you useless fucking hobbits to take defence even half seriously, have a proper economy etc. I wouldn't even let you be a state or have federal voting rights to begin with: For one year for each year between the federation you rejected and the year we forced into the federation, you would be an external territory administered from Canberra with no voting rights. In 2151 you would be admitted as a state and not one day before.
>>65120956>old people get uglierShe was hot once though
>>65119319kek
>>65119570Maoris fucking disgust me. An entire race of fat clowns making retarded faces.
>>65121262>Trump invented DEIderanged
>>65121399Eh, I find it cute how the majority tribes act like abused minorities while they were just as bad if not worse for their lessers.
>>65121404That's just all "abused minorities".
>>65121381>Australia should annex NZThen it would be 'our problem' and god only knows in between the facebook boomer retards, 60IQ spear chuckers, city greenie shitcunts and useless wogs- we've got enough fucking problems to keep anyone busy for at least the next half a dozen decades.It's not like we need more of what NZ has and we're not exactly getting anything out of it as-is because half of them end up living here anyway, we're already going to be running white-hot on military budgets for the next 10 years because NZ contributes absolutely nothing to the defense of the region and left us high and absolutely fucking dry... unlike their navy at the moment.If it could be called a navy?Maybe Government Grey Yacht association or something might be closer
>>65120956>real lesbians aren't hot like Sarah Michelle GellerShut your WHORE mouth! Buffy is NOT a lesbianism!
>>65121178>No-one was in charge of Manawanui's autopilot.THE CAPTAIN WAS IN CHARGE OF EVERY ONE AND EVERY THING ON THAT BOAT.
>>65121504Really stretching definitions there bub
>>65121262>trump is in charge of NEW ZEALAND captain selectionsTake your pills.
>>65121399>Maoris fucking disgust me.Much like the Abos, or any island people, they have an inbreeding problem.
>>65119570>>65121399>>65121404>>65121512Those Maori members of the NZ Parliament doing the haka in Parliament in response to equal rights legislation was the dam bursting moment for the Maori reputation. Almost overnight, most Americans who spend too much time online went from thinking that the Maori were kinda cool to thinking that they are cringe.
>>65120128It's the best book I've ever played. Ignore all the politics obsession, the game treats it like a laughable sidequest and I have no idea why people are so obsessed with shitting on it or defending it due to the politics. Every single ideology you can pursue is explicitly cope by your character to avoid dealing with his more pressing personal issues that way more significantly define him. Communism and royalists are just window dressing to the humanity of talking to a punk rocker on a thin sheet of ocean ice about the nature of humanity, and whether the woman who may have been spiritually possessed was the most important human to have ever lived or a mass murderer who committed cultural erasure at swordpoint.
>>65121381The first half of your post was good. The second half, where you admit to being an aussie and pretending your government is in any way not a laughingstock as well, got a chuckle out of me.I hate the british, I have nothing but disrespect for them, but the both of you would unironically still be better off as colonies. That's how fucked your shit is.Your governments are so retarded, that if you came begging to become U.S. territories with the same conditions you just said NZ should have, I'd probably think that was too lenient, and vote to reject it.
>>65121525>thinking that they are cringe.More like psychotic freaks.
>>65121381>Australia should annex NZ so we can force you useless fucking hobbits to take defence even half seriouslyMark my words, the Chinese will STEAMROLL the stupid kiwi birds under their tank treads like orcs over hobbits! PEACE THROUGH SUPERIOR FIREPOWER.
>>65119267>Never let a lesbian captain a ship.Finally, after thousands of threads calling it out whenever straight male captains crash their ships and dealing with an endless bombardment of /k/ posters sneering at men for their repeated failures, talking about how they're irresponsible and got their positions through nepotism... now we finally have a lesbian to take the heat off. Time to rake her over the coals with the same level of scorn we give to every straight male who ever crashed a ship.
>>65121548>straight male who ever crashed a ship.Like the FEMALE sub captain who crashed into a mountain?
>>65121558Captain Kevin Mooney?
>>65119570Somebody just put dairy milk in her latte
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>>65120371It's funnier, actually. A literal Estonian mobster oligarch helped fund the game, then once it did well, he bought up the company's shares, did a leveraged buyout to make him and his partner majority owners, and then fired anyone who even mildly objected, including the main writers and the oligarch the developers put into the game as a benign representation of capitalism. All the different studios are where the people who objected went after being fired or quitting.
>>65119874I wasn't drawn to her because of some "I'm not like other girls" talk, but because conversing with her is genuinely unlike any other woman I've spoken to. Plus we have a lot in common, like how both of us were gay before meeting each other and how we both really like rocks and guns. Pisses me off a little she has objectively better taste in revolvers than me but I'll never admit that to her or she'd be eternally smug about it
>>65120308>On the other hand, there's countless examples of men who think women are of little value and yet can't help be attracted to themWell that's simple. All organisms are biologically hardwired to reproduce. Only those with significant mental illness are able to override that desire. Women, on average, are more prone to mental illness than men. Or they're at least dumb enough to think they're a lesbian.
>>65121666Satan, have you ever thought maybe they just want gentle kissing and cuddling, instead of being called stupid whores and getting fucked in the ass? I mean, they want that too, but mix it up a little, will ya?
>>65119570>Pacific Islander women are usually insane and neurotic>Pacific Islander men are usually chillWhat causes this?
>>65121795>women are usually insane and neurotic>men are usually chill
>>65121807>chill
>>65121815Just a little banter between bros :^)
>>65121807>insane and neurotic
>>65121821A spirited discussion between Gentlemen of slightly differing ethnic persuasion. No reason to blow this out of proportion ladies.
>femcel seethes at a little bants about females being more neurotic jokes writes themselves kek
>incel seethes at a little bants about males being more violentjokes writes themselves kek
>>65121795As with all thins. Breeding.
>>65119555it's okay to be gay in /k/. we don't judge.this is about an incompetent captain being given command for political reasons.
>>65121497Faith was hotter, and she was too.
>>65121705There is also being chained to the floor and used as a toilet
>>65122067>she was too.Tara and Willow in S4 was a mistake. But after Seth Greene, I can see becoming a carpet eater.
>>65121848>rewording another anons comment>too mad to thinkThis is when the argument is lost
>>65119355This sounds more like her projecting than anything. Be careful anon.
>>65119319>>"With a Manawanui you can go anywhere you want" she said out loud, accelerating into the reef.
>>65119267>>65119388jesus fucking christ autopiloting a boat into a reef for 10 minutes was bad enough but listening to/reading her statements is just insane lack of competence. Like where is her knowledge of the ships systems regarding the state of the cruise control system? Where is her knowledge of procedures? Where is the leadership when some guy wants to drop the anchor?I don't know how how the NZ navy works, but I"m sure there are standards on how things are done. I don't think ordering people to take a shit before getting into the liferaft is standard procedure. But things like not inflating life vests until you're outside is a basic safety precaution. >>65119954she herself was not qualified to operate that ship. as in she did not hold whatever qualification she should have held. I don't know if Navies just rubber stamp these things, but at least in aviation it involves a lot of training and skill tests to be qualified as commander. (unless you're in pakistan)
>>65122278>This is when the argument is lostArgument? I thought it was a little bants lol. Perhaps you should chill, you are acting a lil bit insane and neurotic.
>>65124210Go back, foid
>>65124225>noooo, not my chungus manosphere safe space you, you, you FeMIniSt!!! Leave me Alooone!!!Calm down or you might crash a boat lad.
>>65124210You're cute, I guess. But shouldn't you be working a rice paddy or grinding corn or something? Maybe a house "bar girl".
>>65124256Guys... I think he's talking to a stock photo. Is he all right? Should we call someone?
>>65124267>stock photoWhat kind of lame ass POSER uses a stock photo instead of thier own picture? And why aren't you posting nudes, are you even a girl or is that fake too?
>>65124277Anon, it's all fake. No one here is real. Look in the mirror... Surprise, you are a Large Language Model wearing a rubber mask.
>>65124297I'll bet "anon" isn't even your real name. Big disappoint. I will never believe anoyone here again.