Show me your receipt! NOW!
>>65120160I'm faster on the draw y'know?
>>65120160I’m putting a team together…
>>65120160>airshitnvm you're gonna give me straight teeth in the bathroom right now
>>65120163Meal Team Six.
>>65120160>squeezes through a tight gap
Is this in chile? Why does he have a chilean flag? I bet he has never seen a woman naked, poor guy. I hope he gets laid some day.
>>65120197chilean flag has a blue square, texas flag got this blue rectangle
>>65120163I bet they lock everything down, 5 by 5.
>>65120214Mayor's nephew's virginity: SAVED
>>65120245Mall: NINJA’d
>>65120163Why do they look like they are about to execute that poor guy in white.
>>65120160*proceeds to show receipt for all of my legally purchased items*>Thanks! have a nice day!
>>65120160>APOCDecent choice. Anyways here's my receipt.
>>65120160Yes i in fact have ownership of this item and i do not need any proof of that and if you are going to touch or hold me without further evidence im gonna sue you personally
>>65121015>exceptional griftingholy fucking shit that receipt is wild.
>>65120163I feel bad for them, desu. They want it so bad but have no idea how to get it or even stand near it.
>>65122600They have friends, a job, and look like they're genuinely enjoying themselves. Why would they care what people on /k/ thing?
>>65121015That is the gayest shit I've ever seen.
>>65120160even in video games i don't have overloaded kit this badly
>>65121015>Golden TomahawkDo they actually give you a Tomahawk made of gold?What the fuck.
>>65120160>Show me your receipt! NOW!Why are you soo hostile, little girl?
>>65121015Wtf, is this in Pesos?
>>65120197>Wehraboo LatinaJust like my masturbation fantasies!
>>65122693Well-done tomohawk stark and they put gold leaf on it.I saw YouTube shorts on it.
>>65122638same type of fags that like cars and watches. insanely brown coded
Standard issue for a Texas strip-mall rent-a-cop who has asthma and a gluten allergy.
>>65122725>brown codedIncredibly so.
>>65121015>"Spaghetti"
>>65121015that's the most retarded "I think I have money" nouveau riche thing people can dohaving to brag to randos about paying far to much for a subpar product to boost their ego it also screams can't afford your own chef
>>65121015>sprite>10 dollarydoosThat's when you laugh in the waiters face and walk out without paying.
>>65121015That is one of the brownest receipts I have ever seen.
>>65121015I feel scared and confused looking at this
>>65121015I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, anon.
>>65123040It’s one of those gimmicky NYC restaurants that hide behind the excuse of being ~art~ rather than making good food.
>>65120160If I kicked him and he fell over, I'm not sure he'd be able to get back up.
>>65120197What kind of gun is that? A blunderbuss?
>>65122977>>65123262Its the restaurant of that little gay turk that sprinkles salt over his arm
>>65123298its an instrument its a band
Anyone got that pic of blade working security in Philadelphia? There was also a fat guy with a meme mallninja truck shotgun doing security at a gas station, also in Philly.
>>65121015tomahawk $250golden tomahawk $1000That golden tomahawk better be 4x the size of the regular one. If it's just some gold foil, that'd be extra stupid.
>>65122883There-a goauld foil in mah spaghet!>>65123301Really? So he bootstrapped his e-fame into a solid grift that continuously parts fools from their money? Good for him.
>>65123298It's a bassoon.
>>65121015>Meat sushiCome again?
>>65123462>That golden tomahawk better be 4x the size of the regularYou know it isn't. Have you ever seen the portion sizes for any of those richfag restaurants?
>>65124500This doesn’t come across as a richfag restaurant. This is catering to new money browns who are insanely gauche
>>65123462I looked at their menu. A 32 Oz tomahawk is 275 (outrageous already). The golden tomahawk is 32 Oz which they charge 950 for becuase they coated it with a few 1-3 dollar sheets of gold. Absolutely retarded
>>65121015You realize this is not paid by one person. This goes on the company credit card.
>>65123943It's called tartar, but they cater to uneducated retards.
>>65124652>This goes on the company credit card.More than likely, it's someone's retirement allotment they were just trying to use up. Inteady of inviting the entire department, they went for gross conspicuous consumption.
>>65124657Usually the heads just say take out the client, spend whatever you want, just turn in the receipt. This is really not a lot of money on a work trip. And less frivolous than spending it on actual gambling or a strip club.
>>65123462>>65122720>>65124639>>65124500Shit like this is going to be the reason communism unironically rises again.
>>65124652A lot of companies would shit bricks about a bill like this. You don’t want them to reject the receipt. The economy isn’t what it was
>>65124753The kind of ones that fly people out to trade shows in Vegas not expecting to accomplish much do. My company wouldn't do that, but you can just be weekend friends with a larger fish and eat like this. God knows I'm not paying $50+ for a Kobe (not Wagyu) burger, but that was an experience.
>>65123911She doesn't look red to me, Virginia.
>>65120160where Assault Wheelbarrow?
>>65121015Only in Brickell
>>65124639>The golden tomahawk is 32 Oz which they charge 950 for becuase they coated it with a few 1-3 dollar sheets of gold. Absolutely retarded22 carat edible leaf gold sheets are couple bucks each, 24 carat sheets are probably 6 or 7 each. Like 5 bucks per 25 sheet booklet of edible gold is due to it being edible and having to be handled as food stuff on wholesale side. Oh, that gold tomahawk is probably good value for money compared to the champagne with gold dust when it comes price of gold in it. That has even more retarded markup on gold.
>>65120160Dude's gear weighs more than he does.
>>65123911Ah yes, the marching band bassoon.
>>65121015Looks like one of those X posts by some NFL rookie when he has to pay for all the veterans' dinners.
