"Men live like this, and see no problem with it."(also, humor thread)
Carpeted floor is fucking disgusting. Real men get wood floors
>>65121526This is a true statment.
>>65121526>Carpeted floor is fucking disgusting.Bud, you ain't seen disgusting til you've removed the god knows how old carpeting from a 1950's home.>Real men get wood floorsThat's why the fucking carpeting is coming out. It's hiding the Oak.
>>65121526Carpet is fine, it insulates and reduces noise.Americans and poor people don't like it because they wear shoes inside and keep pets inside, both of which are guaranteed to kill carpet.
>>65121587>It's hiding the Oak.jesus christ. Good on you for letting that out.
>>65121733obsessed.
>>65121519oh come on. Range like that, you need something in at least thirty caliber.
>>65121733Literally rent free.
>>65121526>Real men get wood floorsWith selective sections of the living space getting the tactical rug.
>>65121971This, a good rug can enhance a living space and tie the room together
>>65121939bot post>>65121964trying to defend wearing shoes and keeping pets indoors? pathetic.
>>65121989no one's defending carpets here you prissy little brown faggot. Carpets indoors is disgusting and you're revolting for having them in your hovel.
>>65122000Carpets are fine. They are, in effect, no different than rugs, which are also fine. There is nothing wrong with carpets or rugs when properly cared for. This includes not wearing outdoor shoes indoors, and not letting pets from outdoors onto carpet.You have no argument. You probably can't help but wear shoes indoors, or let pets indoors, which is why you shift the blame onto the carpet.
>>65122011>assumption: I wear shoes indoors>assumption: I have a pet>assumption: I do not have carpetsyou're so bad at this no wonder you missed my argument. post humor, you're probably better at that.
>>65122000this anon does not own a suit
>>65122019"Carpets are... le bad!" isn't an argument. Try harder.
>>65122011Rugs are fine because you can take them outside and hit them with a tennis racket every month to get all the shit out, then clean them in a vat or whatever.Carpet is permanent rug installation and cannot be actually, truly cleaned without specialized machinery and chemicals.Carpet is fucking abhorrent and has been disgusting since it's inception.Only psychopaths and foul creatures have carpet.
>>65122023>>65122021>fine with walking around in shit all daygross. If that's your fetish or culture or whatever, have at it.
>>65122027>without specialized machinery and chemicalsLike a carpet vacuum available for rent or sale in essentially every single appliance and home improvement store, and even many regular grocery stores?
>>65121733>Americans [...] don't like it because they wear shoes insideI've never actually seen any examples of this stateside, save for when tradesman like plumbers or hvac guys are in somebody else's house. Where the fuck does this myth come from?
>>65122046>Where the fuck does this myth come from?you know well where all anti-american propaganda comes from.
>>65121971>sections of the living space getting the tactical rug.Is a rug a tactical or a strategic asset? On one hand, it's just one living space. On the other, the rug impacts the entire theater of your operations...
>>65122059Actually, I think it comes from Japan of all places.
>>65122046>statesideI've had shills/maga-tards attempt to gaslight me, claiming only non-americans use the word "stateside"
>>65122137Leaving your shoes off at the door, just like using a bidet, are hygiene practices only found in enlightened civilizations (generally speaking both are practiced in Japan, while neither are in the USA)
>>65121733I walk bare foot on hardwood floors fuck you I hate carpets.
>>65121526I like having some carpet. Wood or stone in the main rooms then carpet in the bedrooms. Hard floors in a bedroom is unnatural
Ban AI generated content from 4chan
>>65122168that would interfere with the investors. the ad revenue must flow. keep arguing with the bots.
>>65122149Spraying water on things doesn't make them clean, it just makes them wet AND dirty.
>>65122266You still wipe, dipshit. Guess I wouldn't expect more from someone who thinks dry shit on their ass is better than using water.
>>65122266>>65122282nothing weird here just a couple presumably heterosexual men talking about their buttholes
>>65122287>maybe if I pretend I don't shit, I can keep ignoring cleaning myself
>>65122042How many times have you rented one? How many times a year? How much did it cost each time? Have you EVER ACTUALLY done it?
>>65121519My first apartment was similarly furnished but my view was worse, I was directly adjacent to some people who kept a puppy on their balcony and didn't even clean up the shit which made me wonder why they even got a dog.
>>65121519AI
>>65121526Personally I saw LVP (the people who don't know about homes complain about when they buy a rennovation, who also use the term mcmansion as if it means anything towards material quality) hold up better than wood floors. No real swell of natural material, scratches instead of gouges material off, and you can clean with a steam mop.It costs about the same to just tear out and replace wood-look vinyl plank as actually restoring hardwoodwood if its been neglected.But it doesn't have>SOVLFuck off, you're just putting it over OSB on a timber framed house. Lipstick on a pig.
>>65121733>wear shoes inside and keep pets inside,Like everyone on the civilized world? Only brown savages walk around barefoot indoors and keep Fido outside because their pedophile prophet told them to or some shit.
>>65121733Carpet is thread sized plastic particles making up your floor. You walk around and kick plastic particles into the air your breathe. Dumbass, enjoy your shrunken balls.
>>65122310>libertarian batmobileI didn't know Bruce drove a beamer.
I live like This
>>65122420>Only brown savages walk around barefoot indoorsWho said barefoot? Ever heard of slippers?>keep Fido outside because their pedophile prophet told them to or some shit.That is the correct place for a pet, should you want to own one. It is not right to share living quarters (or, God forbid a bed, which is equally as common) with an animal that also goes outside and cannot wash itself after defecation; the last time in history this was done would have been medieval peasants who basically had to live in the same barn their livestock did.>>65122437Carpet in natural fibers does exist.
>gun thread derails into carpet argumentevery time
>>65122522it was an ai slop thread it was doomed from the start. Go on and talk about fingering yourselves or shitting on the floor or whatever.
>>65122309I take my rugs yearly to the gas station, pay 5$ to the self-wash that dispenses soap and pressurized water for 20 minutes, then blast them down Next door is a car wash and I pay the dudes 20$ per rug to vacuumed the water out. I have 2 rugs.Or at least I try to do this yearly. I have failed for the last 5 years.>>65122504>That is the correct place for a pet, should you want to own one. It is not right to share living quarters (or, God forbid a bed, which is equally as common) with an animaWhy are you so brown?
>>65122568Do you defend sharing a bed with an animal that can't bathe itself, instead licking its anus and genitals in order to clean itself? And because your skin has little to no melanin (which has nothing to do with the animal in question), this is somehow okay?Make it make sense. Defend this behavior without grasping at straws. Give me your very best defense.
>>65122746I wish I was still sleeping with my mini poodle. What is it with thirdies and dog hate?
>>65122402LVP is fake chinky bullshit that isn't particularly strong in any sense of the word. It's made out of some weird granular plastic material that likes to crumble for whatever reason. Also when you scratch it, there's no getting the scratch out. Since it's just an image of wood printed on plastic, attempting to buff it out will just turbo fuck it. Also it will tear itself apart at the joints from thermal cycling in a few years.
>>65122786No one is talking about hatred of dogs, you schizophrenic. If my wife stopped using a toilet and instead shit in the yard and stopped showering and instead took to licking herself clean, I wouldn't share a bed with her, nor would most people, because that behavior is something you could only excuse out of a feral child or an actual retard. Why is a non human animal any different?
>>65122791>Why is a non human animal any different?Say this to yourself slowly until you grasp an answer.
>>65122819I replied to the wrong post lol it was meant for >>65122803
>>65122803Extreme brown energy. You are avocado-brown
>>65122819If the animal is not a human, it is even worse because the blame is now on you.>>65122828Not an argument. Kindly consult pic related.
>>65122833The blame for what exactly?
>>65122828What brand are your clothes, anon?
>>65122838I have no idea.
>>65121519
>>65122842That's quite interesting. Could it be that they were manufactured by brown people, as are 99% of clothes sold worldwide? How does that mesh with your philosophy of being against le evil browns?
>>65122786Dogs are about as widely loved as anything, and are thus a perfect target for your regular crop of edgy attention whores.
>>65122880oh so you ARE actually brown and trying to cope
>>65122791Its almost as if there's a grade to construction material and cheap chinese bottom of the barrel product in every single industry. What exactly are you doing on top of your indoor flooring that needs to be strong? It's not a basketball court.And if you truly fucked up the LVP, you're in luck , they snap in and out like LEGOs. Easily replaceable.
>>65122891No, I am in fact quite European. Your hypocritical and obsolete ideology of racism is quite amusing, even to me, who would gladly ban all immigration (especially from developing (brown) nations to developed (white) ones) if only for ecological reasons.>brown people are le shit and bad but I will gladly wear their clothes without a second thoughtLol, lmao even.
>>65122897>Its almost as if there's a grade to construction material and cheap chinese bottom of the barrel product in every single industry.Even the "high quality" 40 mil or whatever LVP scratches just like the cheapest home depot garbage.>What exactly are you doing on top of your indoor flooring that needs to be strong?I'd consider a material that can be damaged to the point of needing replacement by a rock in someone's shoe to be a subpar flooring material.>And if you truly fucked up the LVP, you're in luck , they snap in and out like LEGOs. Easily replaceable.You can't fool me Mr. salesman. If the damage appears anywhere in the middle of the floor, you're ripping out half the planks to get to the damaged piece. Not to mention you're also likely gonna have to rip out baseboard to get it back in.
>>65122900>durka durka mohammed allahu akbar or somethingDo you want to explain what your brown worship of Walmart clothes has to do with dogs?
>>65122905The only time you're scratching your floor, it's when you're moving furniture. And guess what, it'll damage all floor except maybe carpet or tile. Every, "point," you're making against LVP applies to hardwood.Don't even know why I'm talking to you, you've never done anything but rented apartments your whole life. If you ever buy a house, buy whatever the fuck you want. I'll take the LVP every room that might see moisture (front entry, garage entry, porch entry, kitchen, bathroom) unless I'm doing tile.
>>65121519>carpetyuck
>>65122923I literally install and repair floors as a job you absolute gorilla retard. Floors get scratched from all sorts of dumb bullshit. But the scratching isn't even all you've got to worry about with LVP. If your contractor fucks you and leaves you with an uneven subfloor, this will create stress points that will crack apart the joints in LVP in like a year. Doing LVP repair will weaken the joints of any planks you re-use, and you will be re-using planks because homeowners usually don't keep a pallet's worth of extra flooring material in their garage. Also, going out and just buying more is an iffy prospect because manufacturers discontinue their shit all the time. Even if you can get the same brand of the same LVP, if it's from a different production lot the tolerances will be slightly different and clicking it into the old floor doesn't work so smooth no more.tl;dr just do tile, your chinky plastic floors are shit
>>65122951Oh yeah this doesn't even get into the LVP needing thermal expansion room, so you're always going to have an annoying gap right next to your tub that will let water underneath and you can't do shit about it. Caulking the gap means you ruin the thermal expansion joint btw.
>>65123007Based .45 super
>>65121971Like, that rug really ties the desk together, man.
>>65122951I'm a general contractor homebuilder who actually comes back to the houses 10 years down the line. If your subfloor is fucked, then you have much larger problems. There's always a leftover open box of LVP/tile/trim that gets tossed under the stairs by the half-full paint buckets and other jobsite repair material. And you don't throw away the entire floor to get to the one scratched plank, you relay it after replacing the one blemish.I've seen some fucked hardwood floors and truly beautiful ones. I'd still take the LVP in all of those moisture areas, because the wood will swell and even buckle. And its better than sheet vinyl, which was the old standard. Or tile.
>>65122011>rugs are fineNo shit because you subhumans think they can fly
>>65123012Hell yeah, brother!
>>65123019Yeah there's always the one or two boxes of spare flooring, but all the pieces you have to rip up to get to the damage will have to be reset. Those pieces are now irreparably weakened, and the one or two spare boxes aren't enough to cover that. In this area, all the houses are built on concrete pads and uneven subfloors are always due to the concrete guy fucking you with shitty work from his Mexican crew. The pad can be, and often is, structurally sound while being uneven bullshit.The only place I'd ever consider putting LVP is in an entryway where you don't have the tub problem, and even then just do tile nigga.
>Thread derailed into a Carpet Vs Wood floor warNigger wtf
>>65123062Just enjoy the /diy/-/k/ crossover
>>65121989>bot post I see you're new here.
>>65123059Fair enough, we have a frostline at five feet so everyone extends the foundation a few more to make a basement. LVP is laid on the aboveground floors which better be plum because it's built lumber framing, and hopefully the inspector or CSM have double checked the rough carpenter's work before even thinking of flooring. I'd rather do tile on concrete --or decorative epoxy resin.
>>65122046Unfortunately I've seen it firsthand. For some stupid fucking reason my parents do it. I don't know how, my bro, sis and I were brought up to NEVER wear shoes inside, and all of a sudden mom and pops are now just walking straight into the house without a second thought. It's infuriating.
>>65121526What about dark green carpet with wood paneling?
>>65123163based
>>65123163Only if you play mini golf inside.
>>65121989brown
>>65123012It's "an"
> ITT carpet arguingThis is a good humor thread desu
