Should work better than bomb dogs since they're smarter, right?https://nypost.com/2026/05/01/us-news/iran-eyeing-mine-carrying-dolphins-to-attack-us-warships-in-strait-of-hormuz/
>>65121864Dolphins might just be smart enough to see the first dolphin fucking explode and decide not to do that anymore.
>>65121867What if they're trained in islamic martyrdom philosophy?
>>65121864>relying on the russians of the seaThe strait will be filled with dolphin guts from all the accidentally set offs
Do you think they'll fight with the American mine clearing dolphins?
>>65121872>American and Iranian dolphins throw down their weapons and breed, bringing an end to the war with the power of dolphin sex
>>65121864>according to a reportjournalist speak for "my source is I made it up"
>>65121868So they will beat the females with a stick thinner than a thumb? Allah be praised.
>>65121913>journalist speak for "my source is I made it up"Look man, dolphinese doesn't translate well and he has to protect his sources, ok?
>>65121925not ok
>>65121948>dolphin biasWhy so much hate?
>>65121864they couldn't do that with dogs, which are the most obedient of naturally selected drones, what makes them think they'd be able to catch dolphins, train them to approach military assets (if even they can discern them in the first place), ram their heads against the hull, and graft bombs on top of their melons?
>>65121981Not him, but I also don't trust those ocean niggers.
>>65121919Eh, rape is one of their favorite passtimes already, it's not that much of a stretch.
>>65121991Depends om which way the propaganda cookie crumbles. Are the Iranians thrifty geniuses about to introduce a new form of bioweapon to the ever changing modern battlefield? Or are they desperate and craven individuals willing to sacrifice beloved sea mammals in suicide strikes? Thats all these articles are for, engagement b8 for bots to argue about same with the deluge of aislop pics of burning and destroyed cities when rags push narratives about flight delays
>>65121981
>>65121864So if Ukraine is the Generals universe and Iran is Red Alert universe then when is the Tiberium universe going to appear?
>>651220562030 like the game
>>65121864Dolphins are Allied units, Iran has to make due with pic related.
>>65121878Thanks, /v/
>>65121864I don't think Iranians are smart enough to handle training dolphins, the dolphins are probably smarter than them
>>65122056We already have meth, but nobody in history has founded a country on drug currency yet.
>>65122179>Animal cruelty is haramToo bad they still kill them cruelly
>>65122296Syrias economy under asad was basically that. Also the British Empire.
>>65121864I guess the blockade is putting a squeeze on them.
>>65122056>Tiberium universe going to appear?>>65122080>2030i'm so fucking down
>>65122179Ask any Muslim how he feels about dogs and then come back.
>>65121864Makes sense; dolphins are the most rapey animals. Fits right in with Islam.
>>65122179Eat shit. Muslims hate dogs. Dogs are man's best friend. Muslims are evil. That simple.
>>65121864Didn't Vatniks already try this around the Kerch bridge?
Just dump a bunch of gatcha girl figurines into the straights to distract them.
>>65121864So, Russia is playing GLA, now Iran is trying to play USA RA2 against actual USA? What is even going on? Is BRICS a bunch of C&C players?
>>65122500Worse; LoL players.
>>65122503Nah, Russia's army is pretty much the GLA tech tree. I wouldn't be surprised if some autist can pick IRL pictures to fill in their tech tree top to bottom.
>>65122497Never have I ever related so much to a cetecean.
>>65122520What about the time where whales were sinking “””refugee””” boats?
>>65122530Wow, they're literally me. Severely racist and gooning to Asian grils.
>>65122514Russia is so far down the GLA tech tree they've resorted to using cut content.>>65122520Even cetacean ops gets to enjoy holodeck privileges.
>>65122497How long did it take the asian girls to realize the orca was photo bombing then?
>>65122530wtf bros I love orcas now
>>65121864Wait wait wait!So the US blocking their exports is an act of war...But when they did it to everyone that wasn't an issue?
>>65122604Islam is a religion about you having license to do whatever you want to anybody, provided they aren't men who adhere to your specific sect of Islam.
>>65122179>raping goats not mentioned as a cruel act
>>65122179Buddy, Halal butchers are just as brutal as Kosher ones. And I know what you people do to prepubescent goats.
>>65122482The Israeli "UC grads" spies arrested in Iran were found by a kid's dog when he was herding goats.
>>65122348https://www.reddit.com/r/Judaism/comments/es70mu/what_do_you_think_of_kapparot_the_tradition_of/Fun Fact: torture of the chicken is THE important part of this practice.https://www.bitchute.com/video/v0EyGegHOQkY34:00 mark of Indian explaining why they torture victims is pretty much same as why Jews torture, even when its proven counter productive in interrogations.This Jewish need to torture for torture's sake has now saturated "Western" military and why USA can never "Win hearts and minds".Pre-Jew, winning hearts and minds was effortless and automatic for US forces, due to our natural riz and invincible consumer culture. They used to say, "American's most powerful WEAPON is our supermarkets".Only when you understand this does the "Israeli-Palestinian conflict" make sense. The Jews don't need or want "the land", they need a group to torture.The Jewish need to torture is equal to other group's desire to have children. Its all over the Old Testament.
doesn't it take like years to train them to these levels
>>65123035Yes
>>65122497Dat boi THICC
>>65121981Because you deserve it. Yes, you specifically.
>>65122497Figuratively me.
>>65122179>a real mudslime on MY boardGo back to /pol/
>>65122604>They cry out in pain as they strike you
>>65124634They hate the jews so much when they are so very similar.
>>65121864Fish are typically false positives so sonar algorithms are programmed to ignore their signatures. This is the same logic as the bird bombs that have been slipping past air defense batteries and blowing up radar installations across the middle east. There's really no counter other than killing every animal that enters the defensive zone which is a big waste of munitions and an ecological/PR catastrophe. Honestly we should just stop fighting wars, its a big waste of time and pretty unsafe for everybody involved.
>>65121872I believe the USN marine mammal program now only uses sea lions, the dolphins were retired a while ago. And I think the USMC marine mammal program was shut down entirely.
>>65121919Joe Biden said that's a white man's rule though, so muslims would never ever have it too! Because they wouldn't need it! Because they're better!
>>65124815>There's really no counter other than killing every animal that enters the defensive zoneNo shit man that's what they do at airports.
>>65124843>no more getting paid to hang out with water dogs on Uncle Sam's dime.Can't play with dog mermaids, can't bring back war trophies, can't bring back war brides, a bunch of gay as fuck ROEs. Is it any wonder white men are no longer willing to enlist?
Did I ran even have Dolphin units before this? Wouldn't it take like fucking years to get started?
>>65124843Tell them to update their website.https://www.niwcpacific.navy.mil/About/Departments/Intelligence-Surveillance-and-Reconnaissance/Marine-Mammal-Program/>The Reconnaissance and Interdiction Division at NIWC Pacific manages the Navy’s Marine Mammal Program which trains bottlenose dolphins and California sea lions to detect, locate, mark and recover objects in harbors, coastal areas, and at depth in the open sea.
>>65124727It is ironic. They have shared DNA for centuries if not 10,000+ years, look the same, have the same temperament, same intolerance, same lusts, same hatreds. But won't admit thier likeness.
>>65125110It's all just propaganda and disinformation. They can't even run a centrifuge properly.
>>65122491Last I heard, it's believed by many that the Crimean dolphins had suffered from a wave of diseases and under-equipped veterinarian services so they're most likely all dead by now. Allegedly the dolphin pens have been empty for a while now too
>>65124843There was a push to do so, but as far as I remember funding was still being given out.
