$500,000 to the person who kills the Batman, or $1,000,000 to the person who brings him in alive.What weapons would you use?How would you beat the Bat?
With a bat, man.
>>65122666>What weapons would you use?tommy guns, iron pipes and baseball bats >How would you beat the Bat?send waves of large italian american men at him with the above weapons until he is overwhelmed
>>65122666Kryptonite bullets. Piece of cake.
>>65122666>still no movie or series using the animation used in the arkham oranges trailer I'm still seething bros
I'd just use my Fist of the Nose Hair technique to restraint him.
>>65122666that isn't even that much money anymore. not worth it.
>>65122681Woah woah woah, did you not read the rules you maroon? You gotta break off and come at him one at a time. All at once, get a load a this guy!
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>>65122681I like the idea of batman starting what seems like a normal fight, only to have goons continually coming out of various doors like a video game, just seemingly infinite amounts of vaguely mobster looking mooks..every time he tries to grapple out or leave the building another wave of them falls through the window or out a door, he's just PILED UP in a meatwave of wisecracking criminals going "ITS DA BAT! GET EM"18 hours later he is physically unable to move as he has been pinned to the ceiling by 56,362 unconscious bodies, knocking the last one out with a secret Tibetan monk technique of vibrating your whole body so fast the other guy has a small seizure and passes outTHEN you blow the whole building up with a thermonuclear device anyway
>>65123021matrix 2 already did this, it was lame
>>65122666What if i just ask him nicely, setting up a trap while also getting paid? Batty boy gets the baddies and i get a fat paycheck.
>>65122666Honeypot and a huge electrified net.Any man who has a working cock and balls has a weakness.
>>65122666>Batman is a staunch egalitarian civic nationalist who generally believes in structures, fairness, and thinks the problems with society are mostly corruptions, not inherent.>unfortunately, he begins to notice that 90% of the ground level thugs are _____ and 90% of the time criminal conspiracies lead back to (())>90% of politicians are part of the same, uh, "legion of doom">Don't even get him started on what he found in the sewers>Takes his evidence to the police>Jim Gordon is later found dead from thirty three stab wounds in the back, ruled a suicide.>Batman is officially declared a child molesting meth dealer by the US government, which begins staging real crimes and public disasters just to get the chance to shoot at him as he comes to help
>>65123097Batman has neither, checkmate.
>>65123153Batman once lost Robin in a custody battle to the supervillain he was dating at the time.
>>65122829FOR YOU
>>65123161This only reinforces my point.
>>65123087He's such a fag he'd probably come after you to. It be easier just to off him. Trash ghillie suit with semi auto 12ga and 00. Wait in crime alley for an opportunity to blast him in the face.
>>65122666Sus digits. I'd play his moral card like the joker did, but with kids. His ultimatum is give up and turn himself in naked at the docks or two kids watch their parents die.
