>We need a plane for the hero and his sidekick to have witty banter in
cat sex
>>65124034Yes and?
>>65124034F15e
>>65124305>F15ehahahahahah>both pilots eject, and one just floooooooooooaaaaaaaats away! he just floooooooooooats far away because he waited a 2nd or two to puunch out at 600mph and has to climb 5200ft in altitude and cross 150 miles of mountain to the extraction helicopter and gunship battle
>>65124305No!
>>65124034>not being able to give your mate a handy
>>65124034
Biggles tier banter.
>>65124041You think you those two ever fucked in the cockpit?
>>65124317You could plausibly give your buddy a reacharound in an F-14, but if you want to actually suck his cock, this is the way to go.In a manly and heterosexual fashion of course.
>>65124326>ywn skip around archipelagos in a flying boat with your bros
>>65124035Did someone say cat sex?
>>65124342The Prez is not for lewd!
>>65124342Prez doesn't strike me as the type and Monarch is obviously a raging autismo, so probably not. Maybe Driver and his WSO tho.
>>65124034>>We need a plane for the hero and his sidekick to have witty banter inGotcha covered OP.Here you go!
>>65124418>You could plausibly give your buddy a reacharound in an F-14if your hands are 3 meters each, sure
>>65124317Curious if this ever happened. Shame the Tweet was during the 'don't ask, don't tell' era.
>>65124317Navy originally wanted what would later become the F-14 to have a side by side cockpit.And while lost WSO handjob capability is tragic, can you imagine how fucking retarded a side by side cockpit F-14 would look? Also it'd probably be slower or some shit idk I'm not an airplane scientist.But just look at the fullback to see how awful a side by side fast jet looks.
>>65124801Just imagine this retard 's big dumb code lyoko head on the tomcat and you'll understand the sacrifice was worth it.
>>65124034>be B-29 pilot>kick gunner in the back to make him miss
