What's the best coastal defense to secure beaches against enemy whale strandings? Would it be sufficient to plant Czech hedgehogs along the coast of the Skagerrak or would you prefer more proactive measures? What's the best weapon system to put a whale (painlessly) out of its misery?
>>65125083Deploy recidivist Japanese citizens on the beaches.
>>65125083Just drop a torpedo on it in its natural habitat. Defense is a meme. Confine the enemy and force them to spend billions on defense.
>>65125083Instructions unclear; sent cosplay grils.
>>65128388Clitorally me.
>>65128388Man I love orcas and asian girls.
>>65128388Oh so it's okay when orcas catcall? Ain't fair man...
I think whaling should be legal but only with preindustrial methods
>>65129316Orcas are cute, everything is acceptable if you are attractive. Sorry you had to find out from whales.
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>>65128388This would be a funny video if it wasn't aislop
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>>65129502Your proof?
>>65129516>m.jpgYou dense motherfucker. Use the three dots next to the name, click open original image, and download the full size file.
>>65129632I got it from /tv/.
>>65128388What did he mean by this?
>>65125083tranquilizers ruin some of the stuff whales are harvested for so they just butcher them without a care
>>65129902The whale knows what is good because it knows what isn't.
>>65129902he spends all his time in salt water so he's thirsty af
>>65129904>be me>mouth full of fishnets>blisters all over my skin>beach myself to get some rest>experts tell press to let me rest and/or die>minister of environment agrees>thank_you.whave>we_don't_do_that_in_Germany.mp3>minister of environment agrees>gang of influencers, nazi-lite esoterics, chakra experts and industry tycoons come to my rescue>there's also a marine mammal vet from Hawaii >who gets bullied and leaves>me stuck with small animal vet (fugg)>they try to get me to leave the beach>no rest for me>summon rest of my strength and get on my way>whale aura alignment boat bumps into my side>whale_aura_misalignment_panic.exe>beach again>new plan>one week of dredging>just_kill_me.avi>get moved into barge>barge is travelling north>GPS tracker screwed into skin>few days later close to dying>ship crew panics>ship crew dumps me into the ocean>joyful tears by influencers>GPS tracker data is not released, not even to minister of environment>missing in action> .-'> '--./ / _.----.> '-, (__..-` \> \ x x |> `,.__. ,__.--/> '._/_.'___.-` RIP TIMMY
>>65129348Brutal and sadistic, but within reason after watching 'City Slickers'. There is LITERALLY NO PRODUCT from whaling that can't be replaced and "muh culture" is a patheric excuse for brutal murder. Sorry Chicago residents.
>>65129902Orcas like to lick fish.
>>65129902They're always hungry for tuna.
