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Not so fast nigger!

>>65125100
how did he think this was going to actually go?

>>65125236
>he think
Wrong

>>65125236
Kunai confirms he legit thought main character aura would win the day for him.

>>65125236
Dude brought like four knives. He probably didn't have a real plan.

>>65125236
Reddit told me Trump hired him

>>65125236
run up real quick; magdump. might have even worked, but supposedly he tripped. probably over a table leg.

>>65125100
They stripped him in the lobby and gave him a cavity search incase he had a rectum bomb. Lol, he got recked 'umed.

>>65125100
You'd think they would have a camera system that doesn't display a old a shit outdated date/time stamp. I still think this shit is AI.

qrd

>>65125293
Anon literally every CCTV system i have interacted with has a timecode hardcoded somewhere on the screen. Not only is it generally nice to have but it's useful in prosecuting crimes since it allows you to build an easily identifiable timeline. You're just retarded

>>65125321
This is the guy who tried to leroy jenkins his way into the whitehouse press correspondents dinner.

>>65125321
california teacher decides enough is enough and goes full anime protagonist and tries to kill orange hitler.
gets stopped by security not even on the same floor as the event.
anti hitler internet is so pissy his attempt was that poorly done they say it's all fake and gay.

>>65125258
>>65125389
Its funny because if he had killed anyone, even a nobody, people would be spamming "youre next!! not safe!! be scared!!" everywhere but because it resulted in a nonevent they try to play it off.

>>65125100

I love how there's four NDOs/TSSTs (probably leads or supes) standing there with their hands in their vests like
>wtf ahhh im only getting per diem and adjusted pay for this
>let the LEOs deal with it
>oshi-

Because the LEOs are incompetent af. LMAO.

>>65125100
The more interesting moments in the video are right before this when he walks past a k-9 handler into that side hallway, the cop stops and seems to be talking to him Mr. Naruto who is off camera for about 8 or 10 seconds without noticing the guy is armed to the teeth then turns away. Wtf was that?

>>65125668

His dog alerted repeatedly on the guy and he just pulled it away before walking off, all on camera seen worldwide. Homie's career is fucking done.

>>65125389
God, I wish trump was hitler

>>65125236
>think
He is black.

>>65125276
Buck broken

>>65125668
anything that becomes routine has the danger of brain-off moments like that, gotta be checking yourself to avoid autopiloting through a task all zoned out

>>65125736
>on drugs
>sent his population to die
>didn't believe in nuclear physics
>loved Arabs and Chinks
>destroyed the germany economy with a war
>overextended his military
>betrayed all his allies
>didn't understand logistics
>fell for the wunderwaffe meme
>pathetic navy (only good thanks to U-boats)
>socialist
And of course the most retarded thing :
He didn't realise that solidarity, high education and rat like business practices is basically a model that will never go away and Jews are just extremely good at it but don't even represent the majority of those who do that, greed is universal Jews have just mastered it. Even if you removed them you would need to eliminate the next class taking this role (look at USSR).

>>65125321
>qrd
another total secret service failure caught on video.

>>65125736
He was a low IQ schizo, he did everything wrong.

>>65125236
VIOLENCE OF ACTION

>>65125736
When he started seriously losing the war he ordered destruction of all civilian food stores and medical stockpiles on areas anywhere near falling to the enemy, as if death was somehow preferable to american occupation. A real “based nationalist” would cede when terms were most favorable, not get berlin completely destroyed to buy an extra month in charge. He could have had germany entirely under american rather than soviet rule if he strategically ordered mass surrenders, instead he decided some quality bunker time was worth the soviets getting most of his country.

>>65125100
the way that everyone is sort of half clueless makes me think that someone could just dress as accurately as a Secret Service agent as possible, act the part, pretend you're either on a phone call or communicating with someone, pretend and act like you belong there

there was a TV show I watched a while ago that was before smartphones.. but it displayed how easily someone, with a little acting skills, and acting the part and especially like someone who might have some slight authority to not be asked questions by lessers at all.. only people who are actually on the ball are going to realize that you're not some new guy showing up

with how the SS acted at the Butler PA assassination I'm genuinely not thinking they have the best agents around for this fucking shlubs detail

>>65125293
>doesn't display a old a shit outdated date/time stamp
Why would you remove a useful feature?

....wait, are you a Google or Apple employee, per chance?

>>65126214
>A real “based nationalist” would cede when terms were most favorable
Are you genuinely retarded? The allies had already made it clear, repeatedly by that point, that they would not accept anything other than unconditional surrender, and they planned to exterminate the German population which as you can see today is progressing well, along with the rest of White Europe.

He knew that they're building a (((data center))) under the ballroom and just wanted to steal some copper wire, the shotgun was in case he encountered tunnel reptilians

>>65125100
Hey Mind if I tag along
I'm passing through to page ten to pick up my son Adam at the mall

>>65125676
C'mon now...connect the dots, homie...

>>65126374
Uh huh. Totally. Based hortler should have just gassed all germans in 1939 to prevent this, youre right. Killing your own populace is totally better than allowing them to exist on the same planet as the united states.

>>65125732
Haven't you been watching MSM?

>>65126220
That's the thing, wear a black suit, tie and white shirt, some patent leather shoes, shades and an ear-bud in the left ear.
Run through mumbling something about saving orange jebus and just give the hand to anyone who's asking what the fuck you're doing.

I mean, it might work a little bit! Probably not for long once the real SS dudes twig onto 'who the fuck is this nigga' and blast his ass

>>65126668
trump and his buddies own the mainstream media at this point

>>65126687
>everything but fox is completely anti right
>everything but fox is vehemently anti trump
>including everything in UK
>fox control now secured, Prudence, Elisabeth, and James receive a $3.3 billion buyout
>trump owns the media
Yeah. Its complicated.

>>65126416
Multiple elipses is an immediate retard flag. Right Up There With Capitalizing Every Word

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>>65126683
>wear a black suit, tie and white shirt, some patent leather shoes, shades and an ear-bud in the left ear
Forgot obvious decoy lanyard badge. But literally, don't wear a hoodie or horned Viking helmet, right?

>>65126722
>Multiple elipses
>request to connect the dots
Coincidence?

>>65126724
I wasn't sure if they wore the lanyard or had the pocket-hook type ID card, but you know if I was going to need to know these things it'd be worth checking out exactly what you're aiming to be.

oh man, mid 2000's early 10's style tatts really didn't age well at all
>How Do You Do Fellow Kids!

>>65125100
When I saw the video I feel like the fag trained himself on Payday 2 speedruns.

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>>65126726
GOVERNMENT. DENIES. KNOWLEDGE,

>>65125258
Trump faked shootings before for reasons. All of them got improbably close due to comically shit security, and people only believed they were real at the time because faking a shooting attempt for clout is african dictator behavior.

Now there's another shooting that we've heard about that got comically close due to security stupidity.
This time he came back and immediately said "uhh this wouldn't have happened if I had my ball room".

It makes sense.

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>>65126374
Huh. I guess when you demand unconditional surrender, it actually makes the enemy dig in and fight harder. Who would have guessed.

>>65125676
dogs are smart
it probably barks at every black person

>>65126758
no, people who think killing trump will make things better are just really dumb.
I like Trump and Vance, but if I was thinking like a liberal, I wouldn't want president Vance instead and killing either of them wouldn't get rid of all the foreign influence being pushed on the administration.

Honestly, Trump is a politician now, and a basic rule for politicians is to never waste a good tragedy (or attempted tragedy), take every event and form it on a way to advance your goals
That's why he used it as a way to push his ballroom, hes not such a psychopath that hes going to have people get shot at for a ballroom which will get approval eventually anyway

>>65126800
>I like Trump and Vance

I stopped reading right there.

>>65126758
ah sup reddit

>>65126856
thats fine, go back to your Ukraine threads

>>65125100
Careful, sniper working on pa-

>>65126800
>a ballroom which will get approval eventually anyway
Long overdue. Can't see why this is an issue except
>trump rreee!

>>65125236
Charge in, don't shoot at anybody, get tackled and hand over his gun as planned and his family gets a check in the mail two weeks later and himself a promised mercy pardon right before Trump leaves office after a couple years of free room, board and healthcare. A mutually beneficial transaction.

>be me
>join DC police
>get assigned to security for white house press banquet
>standing around, bored
>weeb nig naruto runs in with a shotgun he waited ten days for
>show time
>draw as he is inches away moving horizontal from me
>immediately fire into my coworkers

guys am I fucked?

>>65127232
Nail any dogs?