Hardcast 9mm, do you want the mythic beast to laugh as they consume you?

The best weapon to use against any cryptid is to keep her fat, pregnant and happy.

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>>65126431
Better go with 10mm

Do not hunt cryptids on the sabbath day

>>65126499
Yes, engage in fellowship with other hunters on the day of rest

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>>65126499
>>65126538
The Sabbath is the one day their powers are useless

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>me and the boys are going to colonize a haunted island this weekend
>it has abandoned buildings on it so we wanted to check it out
>we already prospected it a month and some change ago
>when we visited there was zero signs of human life even though it's easy to get to and can be seen from civilization
>no shotshells, modern trash, cigarette butts, or even a fire pit which are all common at places like this that we visit often
>comes off like a local taboo to visit
>had to use machetes to cut our way through the brush to the buildings
>all of them are still in tact except one which is missing the floor
>under where the floor should be there is a pile of animal skeletons about cat/possum sized
>there's 80s Pepsi bottles all over the island
>only other thing there is children's toys and shoes that are all obviously old
>not once but twice we stopped what we were doing because we thought we heard someone else on the island with us
>no one there after searching around
>coming back with salt, sage, and a can-do attitude because it's the perfect place for us to camp year round