https://xcancel.com/ruswar/status/2051581515318878385#m
Flamingo flamingIn chair sitsGras touchingCuck AD
>>65130906Russians have very popular pop song Pink Flamingo.https://youtube.com/watch?v=V8aQ8Tnz8Q4Pink flamingo,A child of a sunset,Pink flamingoUsed to dance here once. It could have been in some previous life -hard to recall.Just think of something nice,I may grant your wish. Just think of something nice,Only of something nice,Only of something niceYou should think...
>>65130918>Just think of something nice,Only of something nice,Only of something niceYou should think...Are Russians even capable of that?
Losers in 1918Losers in 1945Losers in 2026
>>65130895Early night mountainA little, cuck bird watchingDespite the burning
>fucking xitter linkPost WEBM you lazy fuck
>>65130924>something nice>Are Russians even capable of that?
>>65130906Pink bird in the skyA refinery burninglike a gaped bussy
>>65130941In this case the original is better, the screaming is worth it.
>>65130895>FP5 presumably 7% accuracy rate btw
>>65130927what happened in 1917?
>>65130984Tsarist Russia collapsed
>>65130959>the picture comes from a French nuclear testLOL, LMAO even
>>65130985why did they collapse?
>>65130982enough to kill russians btw ;)
>>65130941It really doesn't work without the sound, however.https://files.catbox.moe/4whg61.mp4
>>65130895miRRoRs aRE MOre Fun than TeLeviSIon
>>65131002They lost WWI and had huge casualties.
>>65131002Germany knocked Russia out of ww1. Soldiers fleeing home and telling stories about how shit conditions were at the front line was a big part in causing the Russian revolution.
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>>65130895kinda wish it would sound more like a V1 :)and just cut off right before impact, kek.
>>65130906crouching bear, hidden flamingo.
>>65131135Despite Tsarist russia collapsing, russia stayed in WWI under the Bolshiveks, mostly because Trotsky was convinced that the Germans soldiers would refuse to fight against their fellow working class men, who were only trying to spread global proletariat liberation. Well, Trotsky was VERY wrong, and the red army was absolutely useless in a conventional war against the Germans. So in a few months the Germans captured more ground that they had over YEARS of fighting against the Tsar's forces. This captured ground contained much of russia's industrial resources, oil fields, coal mines, etc. Realizing just how badly they were being raped the by Krauts, Bolshiveks desperately sued for peace and signed the treaty of Brest-Litovsk in 1918. This treaty was extremely harsh and beneficial to the Germans, on par with the "treaties of humiliation" the Chinese were raped into signing after the Boxer rebellion. The russians no longer fighting the Germans also freaked the fuck out of Britain, France, and America, who launched a small invasion for northern russia and marched on St.Pidorsburg in a failed attempt to depose the Bolshivek regime and install a new government more hostile to the Germans.
>>65130895I want these to hit the parade and annihilate as much puccians as possible
russia is of winning thoughbeit
>>65131311Is the mod still balanced like shit and treats russia like an actual superpower?
>>65131325>wins in video game>get's cocky and thinks puccia is strong again
>>65131099>i wonder what those sirens mean>oh well, it couldn't possibly involve me in any way
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>>65131267This is systema.
>>65131325back to page one in the nigger picture book of idle threats
>>65131325Sakhalin is rightful Japanese clay.
>>65131311>they unironicallly post they won in HoI4
>>65131311Grisha has one of the cringest, pedoest 'staches imaginable
>>65130982Z-telegrams (what few still run) indicate they believe 3 FP-5 were launched at the plant, 1 hitting the main building along with several drones striking surrounding annexes. We don't have too much from the UKR side on launch-specifics, but for hits the Unmanned Systems Forces put together a video summarizing yesterday/today's alleged targets.catbox for full, which includes on-the-ground video + audio: https://files.catbox.moe/52gmsi.mp4
>>65131311embarrassing
>>65131355Moscow is rightful Kievan clay.
>>65131408Parade vehicle status?
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>>65131325Kek you'll shit, piss, and cum and the tsar will do nothing.
>>65131403thanks for the kino
>>65131403>https://files.catbox.moe/52gmsi.mp4those are some sick tunes. song id?
>>65131124Despite how I hate Russia to the core but in WW1, the German literally got their ass btfo and had to sent Lenin to Russia and staged the revolution over there. Even the White knew they were winning and wanted to continue the war
>>65131403They should really just be called cruise missiles. FP2 and FP5 are crude cheaply made cruise missiles. It even takes inspiration from the V-1, which is considered to be the first cruise missile.
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>>65131099>>65130895Why do these dumb fucks not react to air raid sirens like normal people? It is truly mind boggling.
>>65131453at some point people just get used to the sirens going off all the time and stop reacting to them
>>65131314Do shills posting their scat fetish do it for free or are they paid to pretend?
>>65131449>It even takes inspiration from the V-1motherfucker... literally based off Tu-141
>>65130895ukies are getting closer and closer to Yelabuga Shaheed factory. hopefully they'll do a funny in near future
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>>65131476cant they fly their drones are 15,000feet for longer distance at greater volumes? yes they will be seen on radar, but its not like the vatniks have the capacity to intercept them
>>65131476They struck one of the Shaheed factories already, and had the African girls who work in it cry in video saying the attack was racist.
>>65131446apparently it's Bingo, The RUN Collective
>>65131483drones won't do the damage a missle can plus Yelabuga is massive and they're buidling it up further>>65131484that was like 2 or 3 years ago? on google maps you can still see the scorth marks on the roof. that plant needs to be taken offline PERManently
>>65131325>nookposting in 2026It's that bad, huh?
>>65131311>Günther Fehlinger(almost) 60 yo boomer btw kek
>>65131408>Victory day parade will go on without a hitchPutin is personally making sure all vehicles to be used in the parade are in working order!
>>65131099They then went home and cried, asking why the Ukrainians would do this to them.
>>65131484They could be the racist attack black girls for a new job!
>>65131453They are admirers of Evola
>>65131408We won't even be getting T-34s or Igla jockeys this year.https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/russia-s-may-9-parade-will-feature-zero-armored-vehicles-for-the-first-time-since-2007/ar-AA22fgDy
>>65130982Tf is an "accuracy rate"? Do you mean hit rate?
>>65131449>They should really just be called cruise missileshas anyone ever not?
>>65131348Make Bart into Monke saying nook instead.
>>65130927Ukraine won those wars.
What percentage of this shilling do you think is the Russian government desperately trying to retain control of the narrative and what percentage is this the economic slowdown in India making the shill market cheaper this increasing output of vatnik babble?I know these aren't mutually exclusive per se, but I wonder which matter more
FP-1 sisters we are eating good too!
>>65131408I for one can't wait to see what new vehicles vatnik engineers have smekalkad together since last year.
>>65131609>Cube-recovery cart!Damn, at this rate they'll have palletised logistics somewhere around 2126
>>65131325Baikal is rightful Mongorian cray
>>65131609Now their villagers will move 10% faster and be able to carry 25% more stuff.
>>65131449>They should really just be called cruise missilesThey are? The line between drones and cruise missiles has become somewhat blurred, but I've never hear anyone call the flamingo a drone.
>>65131448>Get entire 2nd army BTFO so bad at Tannenberg (annihilated) that the Russian general An-heros>OH_shit.exe>Rush first army in to form new line at the Masurian Lakes, they outnumber the Germans 2:1, and are on the defense >First army obliterated, 75,000 Russian KIA vs 1,500 German KIA>Fuck.exe>Rush in 10th and 12th armies>145,000 Russian KIA, 18,000 German KIA, both Russian armies experience total existence failureYou apparently have literally zero knowledge about WW1
>>65131684ROGAN?
>>65131448>Despite how I hate Russia to the core but in WW1
>>65131099Is he saying "nippon" ? Is this like pearl harbor?
>>65131591You do realise that NATO remains the most powerful military alliance on the planet even with the US going full retard, right? Right?
>>65131821Flying Japanese torpedo boats.
>>65131448>Even the White knewYOu mena the same guys who got BTFO'd by the Reds in no small parts because they were completely fucking delusional about how well Russia was doing and got completely blindsided by the revolution because of it?
>>65131821>Is he saying "nippon" ?my guess would behttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%B5%D0%B1%D0%B0%D1%82%D1%8Caka ffffuuuuuuuuckI might make a similar public statement in that situation, really.
>>65131855>(vulgar, transitive) to fuck>Tvojevó búduščevo múža sejčás gdé-to jebút.>Your future husband is getting fucked somewhere right now.>Husband
>>65131604Never underestimate how many easily brainwashed pathological contrarians there are on the net.
>>65131821genuinely how do you hear that
>>65131747He's a zigger. Reality is frowned upon.
>65131927this post reeks of cevapi and russian semen
>>65131107Based MP2 enjoyer.>>65131290>Britain, France, and America, who launched a small invasion for northern russia and marched on St.Pidorsburg in a failed attempt to depose the Bolshivek regimeInteresting. Well younlearn something new every day.
While the footage is great, how the fuck are we at year 4 of this war? I get that it's fight or die for the Ukes, but how have the Ruzzians been just sending people to die for nothing for so long?
>>65132030Russians have been bred to be the ultimate slave race.
>>65132030>sergei signed up and died last week>not my problem
>>65132030>year 4It's year 5. It is currently the 3rd month of the 5th year of this 3 day war.
>>65132073Russia invaded in 2022.
>>65130984Judeo bolchevik revolution staged by Krauts so that Russia would collapse (karma hit them hard in 1945)
>>65131747You're full of shit. Russia was holding the line well, hence why das Kraut launched the bolchevik bioweapon onto them>"muh k/d ratio"So Germany won WW2 I guess?
>>65131267I bet being there was fun.
>bolchevikWhere on Earth do they spell it this way?
>>65132133The People's Republic of Thirdiestan.
>>65132133Latin America according to the archive.
>>65132109People count years differently, usually noticed it with yanks. It depends on if you count 2022 as year 1 or 0, like year 1 would be 22 Feb 2023. Starting from year 0 is obviously correct though.
>>65131311this has to be fake
>>65132128Old Vice reporting got into some really sketchy shit when it was good, definitely recommend checking VICE News from like the ~2014 era.
>>65131448Are you fucking retarded?
>>65132150By your logic we are in the 20th century right now.
>>65132160NTA; the Liberia episode(s?) are fucking hilarious.
>>65130895YEBAAAAT YEBAAAAAT YEBAAAAAAAAAT
>>65131921It's a shame because the Ost front in WW1 is hilarious just like the Russians and Austrians completing to see who can be more retarded while the Germans look on and feel a migraine developing. Like the Russians could have escaped the encirclememt at the second battle of the Lakes but because they are subhuman trash they had stolen all the livestock they could lay hands on so the East Prussian Army had ample time to completely encircle them and permanently end about a million Russian blood lines (nothing of Value was lost) Then Bismark arrives and apparently isn't familiar with ziggers so he orders Hindenberg to keep the EPA in place until they return all the stolen animals (30,000 cows, 200,000 hogs, 10,000 horses) to the proper owners. So you and the boys go from ensuring Russian will go extinct as a species one day to spending the next month wandering around the country side asking people hey is this your cow? And so miss the 1st battle of the Marne. My sides are in orbit
>>65132165Yes I know it's confusing, I'm just saying what causes the difference in how people count years.>>65132168Literally just rewatched that a couple of weeks ago, god damn golden reporting and truly hilarious. Also the one where they sent the most light-weight-looking scrawny white kid with glasses into the alcoholism capital of the world to drink moonshine in Uganda was another great one. Really hard to miss with the episodes from that era to be honest, so many golden nuggets there. Another is the one where they went with a small time mob man into Siberian forests to look for Nork laborers at the same time Kim elder was visiting Russia and got the FSB on their ass lmao.
>>65132191>General Mosquito Spray
>>65132193And never forget General Butt Naked turned christian pastor, he's still alive also and still a pastor lmao.Here's some aftermath footage from the Flamingo strike at the VNIIR-PROGRESS plant in the city of Cheboksary.
Drones never stop droning, 2 hours ago there was a new wave launched towards Moscow and Tuapse.
Shame about the one sided ceasefire starting tonight...
>>65132120>Four entire army groups annihilated by one force smaller than any individual one of them, complete collapse of the front, mutinies throughout the Russian army when they realize how vigorously they just got skull fucked, the Tsar has to put on his knee pads and put his hair in a pony tail to beg Bismark for a separate peace, slurping sounds are heard and then his government fucking collapses while he is getting turbo cucked by some weird Marilyn Manson dude hollowing out his slut wife and daughters and after said collapse he gets blatted and fed to pigs (who sadly contracted AIDs it)Yes, and definite strategic Imperial Russian Victory you fucking retard. Quit replying to my posts I am not going to let you suck my dick just because I let your mom and sister do it you little faggot so quit asking.
>>65132204>Tuapse bombing runs will continue until morale improves
>>65132204What good targets are there in Tuapse?
>>65132218There's still tanks to be gaped at the refinery/export port there (pic rel), and it has been a gold mine of propaganda from shocked ziggers realizing they've sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.
>>65132120>They were doing well until their entire country collapsed because of one guy.>So Germany won WW2 I guess?No but they won WW1, which is the war we are talking about. Also they had a massively favourable K:D despite being massively outnumbered and fighting a two front war.
>>65132228Nice, sadly ziggers never learn and will just thump their chest on being stronk
>>65132150>Starting from year 0 is obviously correct though.omg it's pol pot! hi pol pot! I love you!
>>65132251Lmao, but really, this is also how centuries are counted. E.g. 19th century began on January 1801 and ended in December 1900.
>>65131322Yes, it gives Russia vastly more industrial starting point than it should do. Also what that tweet doesn't mention is that it was Russia vs some weird European only NATO. USA wasn't involved, because if USA was, it would be a walk over. But instead, it was just a walk over in the other way. If you load up the mod, just let the AI play, Russia wins 9/10 times against Europe. If you're a microtard like Grishna then you can exploit the system. Europe is basically already maxed out industrially, there is no room to expand your industrial output. But Russia is full of empty space (while having a good base anyway) and so you can eventually just make so much shit that you destroy anybody as Russia. Russia also has loads of resources. Now the mod creator claims Russia needs all this insane industrial starting point because 'otherwise USA would steamroll them so it's about AI calculating when to declare war and stuff to prevent USA winning all the time'. Whether that's true or not I don't know.>>65131311The issue is, as I said, Russia is massively OP in the mod because it has no real resource issues, can expand with loads of space, Europe can't hit the industrial centres by the Urals and this was compounded by Europe being pretty weak due to the amount of 'factions' there are in each state. Secondly, the NATO side was basically 7 guys arguing over who got oil and shit and then, despite these guys apparently having 10k hours of HoI4 under their belt, did not build any aircraft at all nor defend their industrial sectors or ports. Meanwhile Grisna was microing his CAS to bomb all of these while producing 1,000 aircraft a month. So when the war started, he just bombed everything and used cheese templates to hold them.
>>65132150>>65132165There was a question on, I forget which quiz show in USA, which was>What date did the first day of the 20th century startAnd everybody answered>Jan 1st, 1900When the answer was>Jan 1st, 1901Because Gregorian calendar doesn't have a Year 0, it goes 1BC to 1AD. If you were alive when Y2K was a problem, when it didn't happen on Jan 1st 2000 everybody who believed it and prepped for it said>NO YOU GOTTA WAIT UNTIL Jan 1st 2001!!!!
>>65132197Another pretty shitty salitellite view of damage, but it's something. Also, Ukraine's unilateral ceasefire to one up Russia's unilateral ceasefire begins in 10 minutes. Place your bets on how long it takes until ziggers violate it.
>>65132300Another one from there, but this is the building across the street from the target. Pretty extensive damage for not being the target really. Shame there's no better videos of the actual target, seems FSB has done enough raping to make ziggers hesitant to provide BDAs for free.
>>65132109Yes, which means the 4th year of the war ended this February. We're now in the fifth.
>>65131325Uh oh, nigger having a melty!
>>65132190>Bismarck alive in ww1
>how can this happen to me, I've made my mistakes
>>65131605Anyone else think this look fishy? Why would Ukraine waste a drone on some random apartment complex? And why would they post video to """boast""" when doing so would obviously backfire? I'll give you points for the somewhat original bait though. Extra rupees for you saar.
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>>65132251>Please be Patient>I have Communism
>>65132954EW/jamming most likely sent it off course
>>65131834Nta but lol no>>65132150Except we are counting duration not creating a calendar, mein ESL freund>>65132278>Now the mod creator claims Russia needs all this insane industrial starting point because 'otherwise USA would steamroll them so it's about AI calculating when to declare war and stuff to prevent USA winning all the time'>remove USA from the gameIdiots>>65132954Fp-1s have shit guidance, that's why Ukraine is buying guidance packages from the US and so on
>>65132109>Feb 2022 to Feb 2023First year>Feb 2023 to Feb 2024Second year>Feb 2024 to Feb 2025Third year>Feb 2025 to Feb 2026Fourth Year>Feb 2026 to nowFifth year in progressI'm sorry, but do Euros and foreigners seriously count the years differently? As someone said up there, by your counting we are currently in the 20th century.How is ordinality taught in the rest of the world?
>>65132954Depends on who's in that room, I suppose.
>>65131525Gunther would destroy any r*ssian in a real contest of manhood.
Ziggers broke the 5-6 May ceasefire and Ukraine just informed that they don't therefore need to obey the 8-9 May ceasefire lol
>>65133405>Ziggers broke the 5-6 May ceasefireAfter they killed about 20 people with repeated daytime FAB strikes on civilian buildings, any ceasefire expectations would delusional.
>>65133409Yes, but that was sort of the point with the 5-6 May ceasefire, to give Ukrainians a legitimate reason to ignore russkies and undercut the predictable narrative about "muh brutal animalistic hohols who broke ceasefire" that would follow if they struck the victory day parade without first doing their own unilateral ceasefire announcement. It's optics and narrative management.
>>65133199Let me ask you this: Did you turn 1 the day you were born, or one year later on your 1st birthday?2022 was four years ago, the fifth year of the war is in progress, but the war is not 5 years old.
>>65132030Russia is not going to give up what it has and Ukraine is not going to stop shelling Russia. Thus stalemate. >oh but anon the lines actually move 3 inches per dayOkay whatever pragmatically it's still stalemate
>>65131609>The Heart of the RearWhy can't they just stop? They gotta be self-aware, right?
>>65133405Didn't Iran also break their ceasefire recently? Is this just a BRICS thing?
>>65133424So wherever it is you're from, people consider the current century the 20th century, right? Additionally, Friday is also considered the 4th day of the work week using your counting method, right? If you finish 4 pages of a document and turn to the next page with "Page 5" literally written on it, you still consider that to be page 4, right?>3rd world understanding of Ordinality.To answer your turdie question, you turn one after your FIRST year of life is complete, however that period of time between your birth and your first birthday is the first year. Calling this year 4 of the blyatzkrieg is nonsensical unless the concept of "fifth" simply doesn't exist to you.
>>65133214Someone was cheating in War Thunder.
>>65133405You won't do shit
>>65133488>He posted, trembling in his derelict commie block in Mosqueov
https://youtu.be/WaktJKxaw1U
>>65133424Holy shit. How are you struggling this hard with basic English? Read the following article. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordinal_numeral
>>65132120Russia was the first of the great powers to collapse during the war, even Austria Hungary outperformed Russia
>>65133475>ziggers>self-awareA rounding error at best, same as jeets and sub-saharan niggers
>>65132235The germans beat the russians but lost the war, the western allies broke the Hindenburg line and would have marched into Germany had the Kaiser not surrendered
>>65133448The problem for the Russians is that they have to constantly attack just to keep what they've got and they can't do that forever
>>65133518They're also running out of steam, they lost territory in february, gained aalmost nothing in March, and lost territory again in April
>>65132951i cant read any cyrilic but im just going to assume that says Eternal flight, bratan
>>65133532That's basically what it says, just slightly rephrased to avoid mockery
>>65133515It's like they go out of their way to be as gay as possible any chance they get. They could be bleeding out and on fire and their last words would almost certainly include something about man ass and being/getting in said man ass.
>>65131311my sides, this has to be b8Guess the RT editors don't give a shit anymore kek
Putin had to beg Zelensky for a permission to hold his little cuck pride parade lol
