I wish I had a big farm property with lots of varmints I could shoot with my .22
that altercation was some of the funniest shit I seen in my life.
>>65134813Reminder that they were exonerated
>>65134849I mean, they didnt do anything wrong.
>>65134801Am I misremembering, but I thought she had a NAA .22 mini revolver. Or was that someone else?
>>65134801same, same. any kind of varmit or farm property really. maybe i'll win the lotto that I don't play.
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>>65134801I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a ballerI wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
>>65134877>here sonny have a postcard of that time me and my woman fended off a feral horde of coonie commies!based ngl
>>65134801Pick you out the farm you want and start planning. There’s some chaos coming just up ahead and some people will capitalize in that harsh environment. Or you might get picked off. Either way, the wishing is over.
>>65134849Reminder that these two scumbags helped start the trend of filing frivolous lawsuits intended to shut down firearms manufacturers.
>>65134801What is stopping you? There is tons of affordable land in what city cunts call "flyover country." You can start a homestead.
>>65135255The average person doesn't have $100k for a $60k property and a $40k lean-to
>>65134854pointing guns at people IS wrong, anon.
>>65135274*Morally justified. You mean. Unless you're British.
>>65135090wasn't that sandy hook and bushmaster?
>>65134880Would you call er or holler?
>>65134801the tranny clearly had never held a gun before.
>>65134801Why are white people so dysgenic
>>65136766They're not white, they're American.
>>65135255Yeah the problem is there's no city gas, no sewer lines, and no high speed internet, so enjoy having a septic tank build and you can't flush toilet paper like it's a third world country and you need to store a gorillion spare propane tanks in back that are going to beirut explosion on you if there's a lightning storm and you're paying starlink $200 a month for 500ms latency and amazon doesn't deliver and there's one grocery store an hour's drive away and they don't have fresh vegetables or protein other than CAFO chicken and CAFO beef and you need a permit from the sheriff to buy alcohol and the local mechanics don't know how to handle any vehicle that isn't a light truck and the power goes out every time there's a gentle breeze and the nearest hospital requires a helicopter ambulance to get to and your neighbors are nosy creeps who ask you all kinds of invasive questions because of "small town friendliness" and if you don't comply you're on a community shit list and if your car breaks down on the wrong stretch of road you get murdered by the land owner for trespass but I guess it's all worth it because you can grow tomatoes for the rabbits to devour before you can pick them and you don't have to get triggered by the sight of a minority
>>65136819>triggered by the sight of a minorityNative Americans are still minorities.
>>65136819Out of all the things you whine about, the only one that affects me is...>no high speed internet...everything else on that list is not true in my case and in the cases of most people.
>>65136819You can just say you like the city bro, you'd be less gay for saying that instead
>>65136819Jesus fuck kid, learn to use punctuation.
>>65136819>septic tank build and you can't flush toilet paper like it's a third world countrythat isn't true at all thoughbeit
>>65134868Some states pay for culling yotes and/or hogs anon. Go be the exterminator you were born to be
>>65134849Our local grabber shills still seethe about that to this day.
>>65136819Found the exact kind of faggot we chase out of our rural paradise gargling those sour grapes like it's his (pronouns she/her) daddy's balls.
>>65136819That was my life for a decade before work moved me back to the hives of humanity. I miss it (except for the shitty internet lagging me on day z)>>65137087Single ply isnt that bad unless you are a chungus
>>65136766>>65136808I'm guessing the US seized another tanker from the brownoid tears
>>65137563Several actually. Iran is having a very hard time right now and every communist, pedophile, and leftist (so nu-/pol/'s entire user base) is melting down over it.
>>65137697We're staging an intervention for your copium addiction anon. Your tolerance is such that you're consuming amounts that should be lethal to a rhinoceros. Your friends and family are worried about you. Get help
>>65138046Trump is alive, fat, and sassy. The Ayatollah, if he is alive, is a crippled eunuch and only the clerks and underlings are left of his government. Two more Iranian ports just got a taste of freedom, and Iran hasn't been able to do anything about it. Take your L like a man, thirdie.
