keep politics out of this.so, russian ignored ukraines request for a ceasefire, so, what do you think russia's parade will look like this year? do you think ukraine has the balls to attack the parade? will it be a single tank again?
They don't need to attack the ruslim pride parade directly. Simply causing all manner of disruption all around Moscow and keeping everyone in a state of exceptionally high alert is enough.
Didnt someone already drone the flag over the kremlin
>>65135208Theey'l have no or few vehicles, maybe an overflight.Ukraine doesn't even have to attack Moscow that day to make Russia the laughingstock of the civilized world.They can just drone another refinery, harbor, shipyard, pipeline, etc.
>>65135208Russia is just going to cancel the parade and blame Ukraine for it regardless. They've already announced there's not going to be troops, cadets, or vehicles, what's left to show off?
>>65135248I cant believe they dont just tow or jury rig the T-14s at least for the, "we havent even sent in the real army" narrative
>>65135238Back in 2022 2023, IIRC
>>65135257'22 or* '23
>>65135254I just want to know what happened to the T-34. Did it get sent to the front?
>>65135262Wasn't that one on loan from Vietnam or something?
>>65135263Is there really not a single running T-34 left in any Russian museum?
>>65135265Distinct possibility, they exported so many and they're not exactly known for maintenance
>>65135263Laos >>65135265They traded T-72 for them. So probably not. But seriously where did they go? They got 30 of them.
>>65135284>But seriously where did they go?bet they popped off the turrets and made into turtle tanks
>>65135281Hungary had a working T-34 just sitting out in the open for 50 years that got stolen, how the fuck does Russia not have any?>>65135284>Trade T-72s for T-34s>No T-34s for the parade two years later
>>65135254>jury rigits jerry mate. jerry rig.
>>65135294It's nigger, nigger. Nigger rig.
>>65135290>Lao keep them running for over 70 years>fall into disrepair in the hands of Russians in just a few years
>>65135254Homeslice, after four years ain't nobody gonna believe that shit. No even the most rabid tankie, and they're braindead.
>>65135284>But seriously where did they go?Didn't they get turned into monuments and museum pieces? I swear that's what had happened
>>65135318So they took running tanks, put them in museums, and now they don't have any running tanks four years later? What's going on in those museums?
>>65135254Honestly, I think since the start of the war they should have just used a single T-34 and a single T-14 as the parade pieces as a symbol of where they started and where they are now. Surely they could afford to keep two tanks in running condition with a dozen Armatas and at least two dozen T-34s available to pull parts from.
They will wire double and triple amputees to these and unveil their first strogg (or ztrogg in this case) units.
>>65135294>>65135299I looked it up, it's actually jory-rigged.
>>65135208Hitting the parade itself is a high risk move, there will be GPS jamming and the CEP of their long range weapons isn't great without GPS.If they hit the crowd and the world sees footage of women and children blown apart Ukraine could lose some international support.They should hit targets in Moscow before the parade to make the public and officials too scared to attend but not target the parade itself. The only way to hit the parade without this risk is to have fibre drones launch from inside Moscow which is possible but much harder.
>>65135344Checked, and that would certainly be an elegant solution. >H>O>W>E>V>E>R>T-14>"where they are now"
>>65135385>HARRY!>DIDYOUPUTYOURDRONEINTHEREFINERYOFFIYAH?!
>parade starts>old soviet music plays>long line of tanks roll by>everybody cheering>one child steps forward>"blyat those are all inflatable tanks!"
>>65135408wouldn't be surprised if they bring out the inflatables.or will it just be a parade of captured hardware?
parade gonna be the most pathetic in history
>>65135476They've stated that there would be no military hardware taking part on the parade. Though this might be some sort of public-facing bluff for them to go "Aha! We lied!" And show off whatever random ass shit they can scrounge up
>>65135382The best place would be the AD network around Moscow. It's highly visible, an undisputably valid military target, and composed of either strategic level AD systems russia can't replace or interceptors they build extremely slowly. Destroying a dozen S-300 and S-400 radars would not only send a message that putin can't protect them, it would open an even bigger gap in the rest of the AD network and allow for some really funny shit.
>>65135492>no tribune of top officialsThey're completely fucking buck broken and it's hilarious.>day 1592 of the US special military operation to decartelize Mexico>the previously planned parade through Washington DC for the country's 250th independence day celebration has had review stands removed and a ban placed on mass gatherings>there will be no military equipment on display, or reenactors>no politicians or senior military leadership will be attending>the POTUS could not be reached for comment
>>65135497Good point, as a bonus Russian SAMs missing drones / missiles and hitting Moscow also creates chaos without Ukriane getting the blame.
>>65135208>will Ukraine attack the parade?I dont think so. Better to ping more refineries while the defenses are focused on Moscow. >parade look like?I dont think they'll even have a single tank. Or maybe even trucks or missile carriers. I wouldn't be surprised if they say "oh no we have a severe threat detected from those evil nazis we have to shut it doooowwwwwwn"
>>65135208Hit whatever is near Moscow so the pillars of smoke can be seen. Stuff like airfields.Let the smoke be directly in camera shots or the audience is clearly looking off at it.
>>65135492Oh no. Anyway, the droning will continue until morale improves.
>>65135509You forgot:>alll intenet acess will be blocked
>>65135208I don't think Ukraine will attack the parade. There is simply not enough value. It would be funny but Ukraine has already completely embarrassed Russia to death so doing stuff for show rather than keeping the pressure up on refineries and other critical infrastructure is a waste. There is also the risk for civilian casualties which would have the opposite effect that Ukraine would want. Striking the parade may further demoralize the Russian army, but if it hits 20 feet to the side and hits the stands, that's just giving Russia a free propaganda win for their "Ukraine is a terrorist state" narrative.
>>65135492They should blow up those video walls, even the knockoff Chinese garbage the Russians are probably using isn't cheap. Those pixels die if you look at them wrong, one drone could probably brick the entire display.
>>65135558This. Ukraine is winning this propaganda show simply by Russia a) breaking the ceasefire and killing civillians (again, again) and b) Russia doing a song and dance and showing how they dismantle their parade srtands, thus admitting they are afraid and can't protect their airspace (which is obvious due to a refinery or port exploding every two days or so)
>>65135208Why would Ukraine attack the parade? Militarily it doesn't achieve anything and would cost a huge amount of drones for minimal effect. Sure it would be embarrassing for Putin, but as >>65135492 shows, he's already embarrassed. He's having to beg and threaten Ukraine into allowing a pathetic little parade to go ahead. They couldn't even throw together some BMPs, pick-up and reenactors.All that densely layered AD around Moscow means that there are lots of Juicy targets that exposed. Why spend hundreds of drones to interrupt a marching band, when you can hit tuapse again.
I would like to see Ukraine use their deep drone swarm tactic but even bigger on a front. While Moscow is out celebrating victory troops on the front are getting minced on a scale not seen since the Wagner meat waves.
Why not do a funny where Ukraine sends a swarm of drones over the parade equipped with Ukrainian flags? No risk of bad international press, and the Russians look terrible when there's inevitably a ton of poorly aimed shots at the drones that collateral civilians.
>>65135579The front is pretty much exclusively hard targets, thats why both sides focus on rear area logistics rather than sending one way attack drones at trenches
Imagine sending a Flamingo into Lenin's mausoleum and seeing his corpse launched into Red Square
>>65135578They wouldn't. Putin is blaming them for an attack they won't be making in order to cancel the parade.
>>65135578>send meme drones full of flyers with monke putin pictures high above moscow>russian AD blows up half the city>we did it Ivan, we saved puccia!
>>65135597They're working on it. They've tested a 'creeping barrage' of drones several times and apparently it really supressed the Russians, including Russian FPV operators.Right now they use it to thin out Russian storm troops before they even begin to advance, but this is the kind of capability they'll need at scale.50 km wide, and equally as deep, maybe?
>>65135597I agree it would be much more worth to strike deep targets but no reason Ukraine cant celebrate Victory Day with some extra fireworks, right? The drones used for deep and front line targets dont have a lot of over lap so they wont be losing much to tackle AD and infrastructure.Im just hoping they put a few drones and companies on reserves to let them build up for a big hooray.
>>65135294I never got "jerry can". What did the Brits call a gas can a Jerry Can?
>>65135370I hate it. To me jury-rigged meanted: "solution by a a committee of retards." I'd be fine with jerry-rigged because fuck jerry. What the fuck is a jory?!
>>65135492>it took about two weeks to assemble the standsThe jokes just write themselves
>year 5 of the three-day special military operation to denazify ukraine>Putin begs for permission from Zelensky and Ukraine to hold his little gay pride paradeLMAO
>>65135645Because it was invented by the Germans. Jerry is what the brits called them, the same way all Chinese people are Chang and all Russians are Ivan.
>>65135344>Surely they could afford to keep two tanks in running conditionWe've seen one running Armata in the last 4 years and it did not sound healthy.
>>65135328Russian museums do not focus on preservation like those in the decadent westIt is simply a place to put things as they rot away
>>65135591blue and yellow paint bombs on roof of the kremlin
>>65135382>If they hit the crowd and the world sees footage of women and children blown apart Ukraine could lose some international support.Didn’t Ukraine lose like 30 civilians and had a kindergarten go up in flames because of the Russians today? I doubt most people would blame them for the retaliation however talkies and retards are more vocal online I guess. Like I get why Ukraine doesn’t hit civilian areas but surely they must be tired of it being their civilians getting bombed
>>65135208They should send non-explosive drones, land them on conspicuous objects, and record the (no) panic.
>>65135294>>65135370"Jury rigged" is the original term. A temporary mast on a sailing ship is a jury mast.
>>65135783>Didn’t Ukraine lose like 30 civilians and had a kindergarten go up in flames because of the Russians today?Yes. Ziggers targeted a kindergarten, among other civilian places across Ukraine.
>>65135799>>65135677"Jory" is the loan word, but that isn't Modern English.And "jerry-built" meant cheap and quick in England even before WWI. Before the US Civil War even.
Ukies attacked Mosqueow region this morning lmaoThey are targeting the AD units
>>65135607I want Ukraine to drop flyers full of meme pics of Putin. Speaking of which, I apparently don't have a regular image of Sir Monke himself.
Oh god, not the jury-rigged vs jerry-rigged argument again...
>>65135805>>65135783Absolutely disgusting. Hopefully Ukraine bombs the shit out of Moscow on May 9th
>We definitely still have vehicles and soldiers, but we won't be using them for a parade this year out of an abundance of caution for the spectators, because we believe that the Ukrainians might bomb the parade in retribution for the kindergarten we blew up, even though this isn't the first time we've blown up a school and the Ukrainians have never resorted to targeting civilians.Bravo, Monke.
The vast armies of Monke of the Russian Federation have conquered Ukraine's southeastern coast in a Special Military Operation. The myriad Ukrainian civilians have been smashed by the Czar's elite warriors and wiped from the face of history.The dawn of a new age of supremacy for Russkind beckons.Gleaming villas of marble and toilets of gold celebrate the many embezzlements of Monke. Yachts are bought for a million oligarchs to record the epic deeds of his most powerful and deadly fossil fuel deals.First and foremost amongst these oligarchs are the siloviks, superheroic beings who have led Monke's armies of mobiks in victory after victory. They are unstoppable and magnificent, the pinnacle of the Czar’s dedovchina experimentation. The siloviks are the mightiest subhuman warriors the near-abroad has ever known, each capable of raping a hundred normal Russian conscripts or more in combat.Organized into vast armies of tens of thousands called Military Districts, the mobiks and their siloviki leaders conquer the Donbass in the name of the Czar.Chief amongst the siloviks is Yevgeny Prigozhin, called the Cook, the brightest Caterer, favorite of Monke, and like a son unto him. He is the Warmaster, the commander of the Czar's mercenary might, subjugator of a thousand thousand Bakhmuttian houses and the rapist of Mali. He is a warrior without peer, a diplomat supreme.Prigozhin is a star ascendant, but how much further can a star rise before it falls?
>>65135889The USSR is in flames. Stalin's glorious vision for Homo Sovieticus is in ruins. His favoured son, Monke, has turned from his Communism's spectre and embraced Oligarchaos.His armies, the mighty and redoubtable Russian Armed Forces, are locked in a brutal special military operation against the Armed Forces of Ukraine. Once, these Soviet warriors fought side by side as brothers, protecting the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, and bringing the people of Europe back into the Russkiy Mir. Now they are divided.Some Soviets remain loyal to the Tsar, whilst others have sided with the Warmaster Zelensky. Preeminent amongst the Russians, the elite of their thousands-strong mobik hordes, are the VDV. Magnificent, subhuman beings, they are the crowning achievement of Soviet dedovschina tradition. Thrust into battle against the Ukrainians, victory is uncertain for either side.Airports are burning. At Hostomel and Chornobaivka, Zelensky dealt a vicious blow and three loyal VDV divisions were all but destroyed. War has begun, a conflict that will engulf the steppes in fire. Treachery and betrayal have usurped honor and nobility. Drones lurk in every shadow. Armies are gathering. All must choose a side or die.Zelensky musters his horde, Crimea itself the object of his wrath. Seated upon Golden Banan, Monke waits for his wayward son to return. But the true enemy is NATO, a primordial force that seeks to enslave mankind to democracy and prosperity.The screams of the T-14 and the pleas of the mobiks resound to the cruel laughter of Monke. Suffering and damnation await him should he fail and the war be lost.The age of the Happiness of all Russkind has ended.The Age of Monke has begun.
>>65135805People here act surprised, but this is just old Russia acting like old Russia. The state of Russia has always been like this.
>>65135208I would stick to strategically useful targets and not waste resources on it, it's a PR disaster for putin anyway, might go for a stunt to cause Putin to be evacuated, a single fpv firing blue and yellow smoke flares etc
>>65135243>maybe an overflight.the overflight is going to be russian commercial airfraft no military ones, Russia has lost and it is on display
>>65135208Given that foreign dignitaries attend it, attacking the parade would probably be a bad idea. Especially considering the only weapons they have that can reach it(flamingos) are reportedly inaccurate.
>>65135243>Ukraine doesn't even have to attack Moscow that day to make Russia the laughingstock of the civilized world.>They can just drone another refinery, harbor, shipyard, pipeline, etc.thisAA will be weak in other sectors because of this idiocy so use that opportunity to hit something more worthwhileRussian leadership is generally one of Ukraines best assets, they really are very lucky they are so stupid. Consider the military resources they wasted on these stupid fucking parades in the last four years while they wree losing a war they started. Holding victory parades while in a military quagmire. Point prooved.
>>65136005>t foreign dignitariesno one in Europe considers them as that, they want to be Europes enemies then no one cares what happens to them. However consider if Putin died, maybe somone competent might take over (slim odds but still a small chance).
>>65136005>foreign dignitariesyyeah that list this year is down to President of Belarus Alexander LukashenkoMalaysia King of Malaysia Ibrahim Iskandarpotato dictator and some yellow retard
>>65135783The West are a bunch of irrational hypocrites that like placing double-standards on people. Regardless of this fact, they are still the main source of equipment for the Ukies.
>>65136010If Putin dies, his direct replacement is all but stated to be Dmitry Medvedev, who is just another FSB stooge without the baggage of having started the war to begin with.
>>65136019ah blow it up your own arse>>65136019>The Westyou're not even smart ebnough to know there is no such fucking thing outside your retarded spastic brain. You mean democracies that think your dictatorslop is retarded. Sucks to be you.
>>65136020still for incompetent paranoid and disconnected from reality putin is peak.
>>65135492>tfw Zlonsky forbids your nuclear second superpower to hold a little banan parade
>>65136017Isn't Fico still coming? If he can get there, since everyone has forbidden him use of their airspace.
>>65136042>"2nd army of the world">"Kiev in three days">"Ukrainians are little Russians">"Jewlensky is a NATO puppet"Four years and some months later:>"Please Jewlensky, let us hold our little cuck parade"Top fucking kek. It's so fucking funny.
>>65135382>there will be GPS jammingBruh, center of mosqueov has GPS jamming for 3+ years now. Where have you been?
>>65135208Assuming they actually do it in the first place very small and purely symbolic. Possibly showing off commercial products instead of military equipment. Instead I'd expect a speech from the Putibunker and maybe a low effort TV special/propaganda documentary ending with enlistment ads. I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised if Red Square is empty all day on the 9th with what we've heard so far.>>65135578The "attack" I'd expect is what >>65135591said. Smuggled drones unfurling Ukrainian flags above the meager parade (assuming it happens at all) rather than just blowing it up. Imagine how embarrassing that would be, especially if the Ukies livestreamed it. Fly them through Red Square in formation before they zip off and hit actual targets like the Kremlin or funny ones like Lenin's tomb. VERY unlikely due to the likely difficulty of sneaking in and flying even a single drone there, but good god it'd be hilarious. It'd basically be the Ukrainians pulling the ultimate teabaging for all to see. Truly the eggs would be on on Putin's face, they would not need to be measured.I sincerely doubt they're going to launch a drone wave at Moscow when there's juicier targets that are likely to have even less AD over that date.>>65136010>>65136020Lets be honest here. If Putin dies his replacement is most likely... Vladimir Putin. It sounds like if you see "him" out of his bunker it's pretty much guaranteed to be a body double at this point. Body doubly gets whacked and they'll probably sell it as a miraculous survival.
>>65135889Praised be the great monke, blessed by banan spirit, protector of aparatchiks, master of vranyo!
>>65136119And the groiper of GOYDA
>>65135208Daily reminder that this war would already be over if it wasn't for Trump and AmericaHell russia itself wouldn't even exist today if it wasn't for americans bailing them out in ww2 and in 1990. And it will keep existing and brutalising its neighbours because of them just the same in the futureHope it was worth it to lose the world hegemony amerimutts
>>65135248Children apparently
>>65135558>giving Russia a free propaganda win for their "Ukraine is a terrorist state" narrativeThis, the risk of very public civilian collateral deaths is far too high. Ukraine needs to keep the moral high ground to keep the US & EU on side.
>>65136020>If Putin dies, his direct replacement is all but stated to be Dmitry Medvedev, who is just another FSB stooge without the baggage of having started the war to begin with.That's in no way certain, Medvedev was the face of russia getting closer to the west so now he has to spew increasingly retarded takes on tv like a dancing monkey and nook nook every other speechSome solid contenders are Patrushevs son, if the silovniki come out on top, or Kovalchuk's son if regular oligarchs take powerThen there's Kiriyenko and his son or one of his hot shot ministers which could be considered his faction, and Dyumin, putin's bodyguard turned "shadow defense minister" who's the most likely Shoigu successorObviously it all depends on how much support from the other big players they can get, like the Rotenbergs or putins daughters which aren't big politics wise but have massive influence behind the scenes and in the business world>>65136107>Lets be honest here. If Putin dies his replacement is most likely... Vladimir Putin. It sounds like if you see "him" out of his bunker it's pretty much guaranteed to be a body double at this point. Body doubly gets whacked and they'll probably sell it as a miraculous survival.I mean, would you not do this? If putin keels over, there will be a short time where his body doubles will be worth their weight in gold, giving time to consolidate power and maybe even pin some long overdue unpopular decrees on him It's up in the air though if the one in charge of this will use it for himself or simply sell it to the biggest bidder of the top factions
>>65135783>they must be tired of it being their civilians getting bombedToo bad there is fuck all they can do about itTerror bombing will continue until morale improves
>>65135492Unless Blumpf organizes another one
>>65135248Families walking with portraits of dead soldiers from the Great Patriotic War and veterans of the USSR
>>65136241turns out walking in synchronization doesn't replace billions of dollars and decades of corruption who could've ever see it coming
>>65136259America lost in Iran, so either they suffer from the same problem or said billion of dollars don't make much of a difference
>>65136241Kalshi vs Polymarket parade when?
>>65135232>ruslim pride parade
>>65136241Yanks can march. See their funeral ceremonies. This was the US Military sabotaging Trump's parade because they don't want it to be repeated in the future.
>>65135208talking military parades as a whole, this will all be AR/mixed VR in 40 years. The time and expense... thirdies getting cardboard helmet VR... this too will become LAME.
>>65135254god use a trolley track lol
You post every year about how Ukraine should do a funny drone with a flag or something and they never do it. They know it's bad press to send a potential military threat (even if it's just a prank) against civiliansIf you send a drone to that parade, retarded monkeys start shooting at it and kill some civilians in the houses next to the parade because they're retarded, that still reflects poorly on you
>>65136340If that's the case they can just do something harmless and digital. Messing with the screens in the square or the live broadcast, Monke Putin image sent to all phones in the Moscow area, that kind of thing
>>65136222This map offends me because it's starting to become border gore. Like AI war end result in Paradox game
>>65136370That would be kino. Do we have any prior instances of them having hacked into Russian devices?
>>65136398>Like AI war end result in Paradox gameHonestly, half of Medvedev's predictions feel like a modded paradox game
>>65135905>The Age of Monke has begun.
>>65136447Im amazed he managed to type this while drunk
>>65136398>>65136447
>>65136403Many. They've hacked russian TV networks and broadcast funny shit before.https://newsukraine.rbc.ua/news/ukraine-hacks-russian-tv-to-show-the-real-1756112774.htmlhttps://nypost.com/2023/06/05/ukraine-hacks-russian-tv-trolls-putin-over-counteroffensive/https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-tv-ukraine-message-b2074661.htmlhttps://www.themoscowtimes.com/2023/02/28/hackers-behind-air-raid-alerts-across-russia-official-a80354https://www.itv.com/news/2023-06-05/russia-claims-it-thwarted-ukrainian-attack-in-donetsk-overnighthttps://www.gbnews.com/news/world/vladimir-putin-birthday-ukraine-hacks-state-tv-cyberattack-russia-latest
"In the flames of Arch-Empire Sovieticus, the weakened Yeltsin sat in his fortress and consumed the blood of Taimat, not for power but only to stay alive.The preists of Rus-Ah-Tohm and the class of sub Vodkian Krokodyl Knights chose among them a Fascisti-Ayatollah. The Monke King.And he read of the texts of Monty Python and thought them wise.He ruled according to the Doctrines of Amerikanski Filme, brought to his santum sanctroii by Stevenus Segali- Proto-Reclamation ritual golem of RASPUTIN!.And so the orbits continued and the rot and the filth in an orgy of Dandelion Tanks and Ukie Drones went on."
>>65136278>America lost in Iranso when did iran force open the blockade?
>>65136533Morning Whitehouse X announcement #51, between "IRAN HAS VANISHED" and "We should have laser generated holographic ships".
>>65136447That sounds like something straight out of modded HoI4 . . .>>65136511Nevermind.Do you guys know a secret way out of the clown timeline?
>>65136537what did the cardboard ayatollah say in response?
>>65136198>lose the world hegemonyTo whom? You want to suck chinese dick?Surely that will go well for you. They have such an exemplary history on human rights and respecting the territory and sovereignty of their neighbors.You myopic, reactionary fool.
>>65136544Anon, the US losing hegemony does not automatically imply a new hegemon.It just means the influence the US had is now gone. This means increased insecurity, mostly in regions that were already not secure.
>>65136107>If Putin dies his replacement is most likely... Vladimir PutinThat could possibly be true for a while but the actual replacement will probably be Dmitry Patrushev, son of Nikolai who is the senior siloviki figure who has backed Putin his entire career and some consider him to be the power behind Putin.Dmitry is 48 now, so more than old enough to be president, he's deputy PM now and has had a few ministries among other jobs.
>>65136543"15 minute, take-a-ordah. Here Ticky. I'm imported pls unnerstan"
>>65136543
>>65136521Awesome, thanks
>>65136222>It's up in the air though if the one in charge of this will use it for himself or simply sell it to the biggest bidder of the top factionsI like how we're talking about the Putin-doubles like they're Tleilaxu gholas.
>>65136511I bet he cheated, they all do.
>>65136288Thanks I almost forgot about this part.
>>65135558Just send drones that drop Ukraine-flag-colored confetti or Tzar Monke pics over the parade.Or candy, as a gift for the starving gopniks.
>>65136241>"Why are we here", the faces.
>>65136327It was planned far before Trump wanted it to be about him, the Army simply never cared.
>>65135208So with word of no civilians or internet how will we watch live? Will some Pidor in Siberia stream his TV broadcast?
>>65135248>Russia is just going to cancel the paradeThey can't. Russia's entire identity is built off the fetishization of the Red Army in WW2. These parades are probably the only thing holding the country together.
>>65136149>GOYDAWhat was up with that, anyway? The word came and went with Pringles. I still don't know what it means.
>>65135889>>65135905Is it some warhammer 40k intro?
>>65136747It was a chant the russkie bigwigs came up with and then forced on to the population because they couldn't call the war a war.
>>65136403>Do we have any prior instances of them having hacked into Russian devices?Every three or four months, Ukie hackers have a prank day where Moscow bus fare validators troll commuters with war memes or ATMs do or some other kind of hackable devices.If it's ever warned of a zombie invasion in the west, it spouts war memes in Moscow once or twice a year.
>>65136747>What was up with that, anyway? The word came and went with PringlesIt wasn't Pringles, it was this guy cosplaying the Major in an attempt to prove the peaceful nature of the Russian people.https://youtu.be/E60A8fiB5DM>>65136540>Do you guys know a secret way out of the clown timeline?Well one but it's not that secret.It is however a method that is officially approved by the Russian MoD.
>>65135263They traded 30 T-34-85's and few Su-100's from Laos in 2019 in exchange for T-72's. Too bad that some articles about it now 404, but those were post war Czechoslovakian or Polish produced tanks. So next time you see T-34 in Russian parade, tank was probably made in a NATO country and thus NATO tanks are parading in the streets of Moscow.
>>65135208Ukraine should just fly a drone over and drop a single wooden bomb saying "nice parade lmao"Not even a proper warhead, just a "we could if we wanted"
>>65136880Random drone buzzings in general would be funny if for the chaotic gunfire in the background audio alone.
>>65136508>Im amazed he managed to type this while drunkmust have been some real strong shit for it to escalate from wishful thinking to batshit crazy this quick
>>65136447>mfw reading those Tweets
>>65135645Take a wild guess who invented them
>>65135713I do wonder where that comes from. Like I get Kraut and Hans, but Hun and Jerry don't make much sense to my cheeseburger brain. Is there some kind of old joke or some kind of explanation to it or did the bongs just slap a dumb name on something (since that's their national passtime)
>>65136508>>65136511>>65136540>>65136988>It's not even the full listIt gets even better, with some seething about the perfidious albion on top
>>65137036Hun is reference to the Huns, which historically raided Eastern EuropeJerry -> Gerry -> German.
>>65137024Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. That Germans were called Jerry isn't commonly known Lore anymore.
>>65135578rusniggers are asiatics, and as such they have a face culture. Getting publicly embarrassed can literally snowball into a total collapse of a system.
>>65137041>New partition of PolandWearing the "wish-list" on the chest, aren't they?
>>65137077>Wearing the "wish-list" on the chest, aren't they?We're supposed to be tempted and have our useful idiots say "why yes I would like to conquer Poland and get some cheap blonde sluts as my maids/rape-slaves who can't say no".You know exactly what kind of losers would think this way.
>>65136017After the Orban fiasco, Vance might go.
>>65137055How can that be?
>>65136552It absolutely means a new hegemon. Nature abhors a vacuum.This whole “multipolar world” thing is a fantasy.
>>65135558I think Ukraine should hit the parade just because Russia went>Oooh, if you hit the parade we're gonna get you so bad, we'll.... well we'll do something and consequences will never be the same again!Just to continue exposing Russia as toothless cucks.
>>65137036Hun comes from a speech Kaiser Wilhelm made during the boxer rebellion were ordered the expeditionary force dispatched to act like huns. Once the First World began it became a nickname widely used by the allies in light of the whole "Rape of Belgium" scandal.
>>65136222I don't know man.Being in Putins inner circle when he dies is a coinflip between taking over the country and getting the rope.
>>65136511>literal Russia is winning simulatorGod have mercy.
>>65136241This always bothers me because the 2010 may 9th parade featured US troops with none of the synchronization issues. Plenty of other examples of US troops marching well too. Either they really just didn't give a shit during the DC parade or someone wanted it to look low effort. Either way the result was it made us look bad. Either way punishments should have come over it. Good marching in a parade doesn't determine warfighting capability but is sure does affect how your people and other nations see your troops.I'd love to see an annual US military parade on the 4th of July each year with a big one every 5 years but troops should be expected to actually take it seriously the same way the air force does their sportsball flyovers. If nothing else it's training.
>>65137361>have some shit marching>do the Venezuela smash and grab>dismantle Iran's military capabilitiesIf countries are judging America by their marching they will be in for a rude awakening if they ever decide to challenge the US.
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>>65137361I would rather see something like SOF week than marching.
>>65137115Eventually, yes. But 'multipolar world' is ziggerspeak for 'we want out sphere of influence back', anyway.History shows that we can expect a time of decline. US perceived power is sorely wounded, but will probably even recover a bit as soon as the Trump administration leaves. The legal fallout will continue to hurt US prestige of course, for years to come, and the loss of trust is probably a long term feature.But once the actively damaging components (Trump, other Russian assets, the clown entourage that occupies the appointed offices) are removed, the US economy is still the strongest in the world. Europe and Asia still want to trade with you.The Hormuz business has obviously massively hurt the US' perceived millitary strength, but this is really a self-inflicted wound that came from the political, strategic and negotiating failures, not the actual capabilities.The actual forces certainly have shown weaknesses, lack of small naval assets, lack of tankers, bad anti drone capabilities. . .but these can be solved, some of them easily.The US is not just gone. China is not able to just pop up and occupy alll the voids left by US fuckups (USAid cancellation etc.)Europe doesn't even want to be the worlld police again, and willl spend the next fifteen years rearming before regaining a true capability to act on the world stage anyway.India has a lot, and I mean A LOT of internal problems to fix before they can pretend to be a superpower, and their main focus will always be their islamic neighbors and China.I could go on, but the point is that there will not be a gigantic and sudden switch.
>>65137383vodka fuelled vatnik dreams
>>65137379Hence the sentence:>Good marching in a parade doesn't determine warfighting capability but is sure does affect how your people and other nations see your troops.It does come across as a potential blood in the water to some countries. You shouldn't even need to point out Venezuela or the Iranians getting eviscerated with insanely low casualties but people will see them barely managing to maintain a block in a parade and forget about all that. Part of being at the top is people look at every little hint of weakness like it's straight up kryptonite..>>65137115The problem with assuming a new hegemon will rise is and the old will fall is there actually has to be something capable of surpassing the old one. The current hegemon could fall quite a ways before anyone could actually make a real attempt to take the seat. The Chinese are the only ones even in the same ball park but they're also a paper tiger whose economy would absolutely crater the second they kick off a war against anyone worth a shit. The EU is only there as a coalition and can't stop shooting themselves in the foot. It's not a "multipolar" issue, it's a matter of the US being so far head even on a bad day.That anon with the "daily reminder" is just salty about the US not doing what he wanted us to. Also wrong about the war. Russia would certainly be worse off but I doubt they'd have given up yet even if Ukraine got 10x the US support. Problem with fighting a war against a death cult is they'll just keep coming until you kill enough of them or they win. That said Ukraine aid is the one thing I think Biden actually did good on and certainly something Trump screwed up on. We should've sent most of the old stuff that we'd have to pay to upgrade or scrap. Would've been a great global logistics training exercise. I agree with the "it must be purchased" route for newer stuff though.
>>65135713u'll never guess who are the yanks
>>65137485The welsh, because they can't stop yanking their dicks.
>>65135813Neat
>>65137098Who must go? I miss Assadposting, Anons.
IT'S HIS TIME
>>65136747>The word came and went with Pringles. I still don't know what it means.It's something the Oprichniks of Ivan The Terrible would shout.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asytAryAOPo&t=37https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtX6N3kvoPE
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>>65138659kek
>>65138329Oprichniks of Ivan the Terrible you say?Now, people say Ivan fucking Basmanov and keeping him is just a hostile rumor and slander. But these are Russians, and pre Peter the Great ones at that.
>>65135805>>65135992During the Continuation war Soviet partisans infiltrated over the border and targeted small villages where the men had left to the front and slaughtered women,children and elderly.Ruskies have allways been and still are savage animals. Go on and read about the occupation of Finland during "the great wrath" and see how far their savagery dates
>>65137077>>65137383the classic russian "everything is a master-slave relationship" aside, i don't even get his reasoning>UK rejoins the EU, and the EU instantly collapsesi'm as suspicious of the perfidious AlbionTM as anyone but i don't think they could pull this off even if they tried>a Fourth Reich that includes the KIEV republic that, despite being at war with russia, decides to go to war with France for no reason>Poland gets partitioned by fucking whom? The Frogs and Belarus? They are already part of the Fourth Reich, if he meant russia then that would imply France basically joins the war on russias sideThis isn't just a paradox game, it's several modded campaigns haphazardly stitched together
>>65138674Nobody cares about non-white Finngoloids, anon. This is like telling an American to check his privilege over muh Injuns.
>>65138741>This isn't just a paradox game, it's several modded campaigns haphazardly stitched togetherIn other words, typical Russian jank?
>>65135849I think that was the US in Iran. Could be wrong tho.
>>65138749/k/ loves Binland
>>65138764Their guns are cool but neither part in the conflict you mentioned is white.
>>65138749>Nobody cares about non-white FinngoloidsPls go and tell that to the leftoids here so they can stop with the white guilt
Peak kino would be spiderweb 2 on the S400 radars around moscow, but that's probably too hard to pull off
>>65137298>Being in Putins inner circle when he dies is a coinflip between taking over the country and getting the rope. Monke deliberately maneuvered to have the system function like this. This way there's no single potential challenger who could pull a Khruschchev forced retirement on him. All his underlings intensely hate each other.
>>65138776Reminds me of an article that I read a while back. The writer, some African studies professor in Turku, seemed awfully upset that people dared to talk about Russian slave raids to Finland rather than about slave ship tar and how buying Brazilian sugar in the 1800s makes Finland a major contributor to transatlantic slavery.
>>65138812Ideally Ukraine drops a dirty bomb with one of their Flamingos and Russia responds with a total saturation missile strike on LA and Berlin
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>>65138869I wonder if he made any plane noises with his mouth
>>65135359That's dark enough that the ziggers are probably experimenting with it in Blyat 51 or whatever their Area 51 equivalent is. Coming soon: videos of strogged amputees trying to fire MANPADS at drones while the robobikers fall over and spin in circles.
>>65138879Of course not, he made drone noises
>>65138855Yeah i remember that one. The fucking reaches those people go just to feel that sweet sweet guilt
>>65138869At least the US had vehicles
>>65138973>just to feel that sweet sweet guiltThey don't. They want OTHERS to feel the guilt """for being complicit in atrocities done to them""" for political, social and monetary perks.
>>65138869The US has vehicles and doesn't beg another country which is at war with for a cease fire so they can do a parade. You have one day left vatnik filth. Enjoy it, I can't wait for Ukraine to bomb the shit out of that parade. Death to filthy puccians
