>May 9>no annual laugh at the Moscow Victory Day parade threadGet in here niggersRight now they're just airing re-runs of last year's parade but it'll be starting in about 45 minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjQNUkp2UZA
How bad can it be?
It's just not interesting now that they agreed on a cease fire
>designated cuck square
>>65141608>How do you rate Russia's military display today?>Impressive>Concerning>ExpectedTake a wild guess what my choice was.
>>65141645
>>65141660>138x200>Reddit
>>65141608This is the second thread making the same mistakeThe parade hasn't started yet, all of these channels are jeet clickbait featuring low res replays of last years' parade.This is the real parade, it starts in 10 minutes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUjFd6Q7pG0
>>65141608>vodka nigger had to beg the orange nigger so that a comedian wouldn't bomb his pride parade lolLMAO even
>shitty CGI jet re-run
>>65141662I can't imagine they put that up straight-faced
>>65141675I still remember when that happened and all sorts of zigger shills praised the CGI as cool-looking and shit lmao
What is Toqaev plotting?
I'm only hear to witness the (extremely minor) off chance Putin catches a bullet.
>>65141693same, or a drone dropping leaflets or blue-yellow paint.
>>65141693Based
What ziggerbabble is Putin spouting now?
>>65141701wrong stream. they only just marched the colour party onhttps://youtu.be/LUjFd6Q7pG0No subtitles though I'm afraid
at least they can actually march unlike the soliders in the amerimutt parade
>>65141684On 2ch, monkey is a slang for military.
HUMILATION RITUAL BEGINS
Belousov has been defence minister for almost two years now and he still has no real presence.
>already in escape vehiclesrofl
anyone know who this is?
>>65141662what does pobedie mean?
>>65141701it's a reference to the russian classic novel "Superboy vs Bananman"
Who dis nigga
>>65141717Andrey Belousov, Shoigu's successor.
How many foreign dignitaries are there? Just Luka?
>>65141718Victory u
>>65141723are they too scared to parade him around or something? I swear i've neither heard or seen much from him
>the number of marching personnel is usually around 9,000–14,000 soldiers and cadets>at least this many die in two weeks in ukraine Let that sink in
This is so funny, watching him drive around in his little toy car to repeat the same URAAAAAAA over and over again.
>>65141727there were 2 africans (in some kind of officers getup) but I didn't recognize the flag
show us the tanks nigga I don't care about banan man
Nothing to laugh about, its just sad
>>65141731I wonder how do they feel about becoming a footnote in Madyar's droning collection right after the parade ends
that's not putin. that's one of his doubles.
>>65141727There's at least a Chinese official.Btw, is the ceasefire applied to Moscow only or everywhere?
>>65141729nah, it's likely they don't want him to gain popularity and influence and remain an irrelevant pawn so they keep him out of sight.
>>65141739
>>65141727Qasym-Jomart Kemelūly Toqaev, president of Qazaqstan is there as well and somebody from Uzbekistan.
>>65141740Choose your pokemon
>>65141742
>>65141742It's applied strictly to the Red Square onlyAny inch further is a fair game
lmao the comments dare on fire
>>65141749Gotta be Kuchma, forehead is too flat for it to be Udmurt.
>>65141742only the cuck square, everything else in mosquecow is fair game
>>65141727>>65141734these blokes - they're from burkina faso per the patches.
>>65141752I also gave Russia permission to hold the parade, why am I not being thanked?
>>65141684>I can't imagine they put that up straight-facedIt's Russia: they put everything up shit-faced.
>>65141753Kek, for a second I thought it was Macron next to LukaAlso holy fuck does monke looks bad, the shortages of botox definitely show
>>65141758Don't they have an imploding neighbor (also sponsored by Russia) to be worrying about?
>>65141727
Dmitry Medvedev looks old. Is that was constant nuke threats do to a man?
what happens if you fart during the minute of silence
Nr.1 stream in the list shows as Best Hollywood Movies, half the streams are IndianJokes write themselves.
>>65141750kek, if those ziggers could read they would be very upset
>>65141769more like what constant alcohol threats do to his liver
>>65141769That, but mostly because he captures at least 0.5L of "Finland" every day
>>65141761I thought that guy looked official>Kazakhstan>Uzbekistan>Belarus>Burkina fucking Fasoreal impressive. I bet the rest of the CIS leaders are there somewhereAlso what the fuck was that fake fucking gun loading clip they played? Have we gone to the backup footage?>Soviet Anthem
>>65141758>the two best dressed guys at the parade are a pair of niggers from some literally who shithole dictatorship
>>65141772I'll never understand why jeets are simping so much for puccians, who view them as subhumans.
So it's just footages now lmao.
>TERMINATOR mentionedPlease, it's extinct...
>>65141783don't say that yet... plenty of time to hit a refinery
>Russian anthem plays>Russian flag shown>a second later pic relatedCome on, this is a joke at this point.
>>65141778Can you spot this guy?
>the whole pride parade is just playing videos
Holy shit. I mean, parades are always a recruitment ad, but this is a fucking "what's you warrior" TV spot blown out to feature length.
>>65141790>the whole pride parade is just playing videosSponsored by Cheetos.
>>65141778Tajikistan doesn't seem present.
what a boring parade. i had expected the usual "new superweapon that'll destroy HATO S-700 LUCIFERS SPHINCTER"
dodge ram vvoned
>Kinzhal mentionedI have to admit though, if anything, the camera works seem impressive
>>65141790is there a stream of the actual event? I don't wanna miss the drone hitting 1cm out of the ceasefire bounds>>65141794>implying they can afford the wood and paint needed to make a new wonderwaffe
>>65141784On the topic of BMPT, am I being Mandela'd or what? I distinctly remember it advertised as being able to shoot from both of its barrels simultaneously, but now every time it's being brought up on the outer net, there's multiple people who claim it never being the case. Is this zigger face saving psyop, or am I misremembering something?
>>65141798Straight from Pravdahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr2J_MoDykI
>>65141797The Soviets were major innovators in cinema. It's a very good tool for creating exactly the impression you want.
>>65141608Picrel, is that a thermal scope?
Why is half the fucking board zero-effort slide threads right now?
>Russian navy OH NO NO NO
>>65141799It's zigger facesaving. They never figured out dual-feed - one gun fires AP, the other HE.
>>65141798>is there a stream of the actual event? I don't wanna miss the drone hitting 1cm out of the ceasefire boundsJust go to youtube and type in russia parade 2026, half of them are Indian though.
>>65141799I only remember the noodle barrels and the good old>it's inaccurate on purposeto be quite honest
> open live stream mid-parade> it's just Zvezda TV B-rollThings really are that bad in Russia, aren't they?
hello where vehicles
>........"MIRNAAAAA"what does this mean? attention?
>>65141810I expect some of the hardware from the videos has actually been destroyed since then.
>>65141805the weird thing is that BMP-2 did have dual feed though
>>65141810>Things really are that bad in Russia, aren't they?They are the avatar of "If only you knew how bad things really are."
>>65141813in the clips they showed, duh
Those fucking ceremonial stocks on the SKSs just hurt my soul. They either need way more gloss or a different wood.
Why did the SKS become a parade rifle?
NORK NORK NORK
Oh my GOD look at those Nork AKs...
>>65141820For the same reason the M14 did. It was the last regular issue rifle with good ergos for drill and ceremony.
Is Fico there?
>Preussens Gloria starts playing
>>65141822>silver AKskinda kino ngl
>>65141814>smirnoYes
>>65141822>>65141824fuck those are sexy
>>65141822>>65141824>tfw norks with bling is the only fascinating thing on a RUSSIAN parade
What's the song being played now? The Russian Air Force anthem?
>>65141824Why do they look so swarthy compared to South Koreans, Japanese or Chinese?Without the flag you'd think they're from Laos or Myanmar.
Norktard, grats, there is at least something for you to look at.
>>65141759Do you have the ability to potentially attack the Red Square?
>>65141824>>65141822Neato desu. It might seem gaudy today, but in 500 years it'll be an antique on par with a silverladen swordsheath custommade for a noble in europe.
>>65141805retard, bmp2, or rather 2A42 canb dualfeed
>>65141837>What's the song being played now?"Towards the cube, comrades"
>>65141727I heard someone did the map on the value of the VIP countries and it amounted to like 0,2% of world GDP
>>65141822>>65141824They might be shiny and chrome but they look like they're made of that same shitty metal as cap guns.
>>65141842nta but yes. with my peanus weanus.
VDV lol
>>65141845Then why, in every video of it firing, is it ever only firing from one gun
>>65141853>Then why, in every video of it firing, is it ever only firing from one gunIt wobbles too much, can't hit anything.
>>65141822>>65141824>Norks bought the battle pass>Only interesting bling so farGrim.
>>65141855Then why does it have two guns
>Nork midget forces with silvered rifles
>>65141792>not even Coinbase or WWFSAD!
I used to listen to Soviet marches a lot desu. Pretty good music. Modern Russia is like a really bad movie but at least the OST was good.
CGI planes again lmao
I have consumed so much russian culture over the years. It saddens me that russia is reduced to this state of.... savagery, brutalism and despotry. All people think of when they think russia is imperialism and dedovschina. i hope there one day rises a russia that isn't a shithole, because i feel ashamed to know russian just like my grandpa is ashamed he learned german in school (he was a kid during WW2) after learning what the germans did.
Oh, hey, the CG Squadron flyover is back!
LMAOOOOOOOO
Hahaha the animation shows SU having destroyed all western nations
Which game is that intro from?
>CGI FUCKING FLYOVERmighty bear status?
>>65141863>cuts to SU25s for the tricolourI'm noticing
>>65141863I seriously thought 'are they replaying footage from last year now?'
Is the camera fly-by around jets CGI? Looked a bit off and fakish
air!!! e
>the white-trail SU-25s are just spewing straight engine smokelel
>>65141870>>65141873yes
>>65141870Frogfoot is the only good Soviet plane.
Norktard eat your heart out.
Arma 3 footage CTATYC???
it's already over, they are doing "to serve russia" and parading the fmusiciansloool
>>65141867that's a display team "plane" showing the countries they did shows in
That was fucking pathetic
>>65141883The CGI plane showed up in zero countries.
>That's it? That's the Victory Day parade?>THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CHEAP WALK CYCLES!
>>65141886hence the "plane"
THAT WAS IT?!
25 minutes "parade" with 1/3 being recorded videos, 1/3 being putin speaking and the rest guys walking
>>65141662
It's fucking over already...
>Potemkin's parade
>>65141869indian morning news tier
>>65141894where tankswhere BMPswhere air defense
humiliatition ritual status?
>>65141895Predictions for 2027?
>>65141894Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
So this is what a Russian victory looks like, huh?
>>65141894>drones show up late because parade drastically cut down to 20 minutes from 45please let it happen it would be the funniest fucking thing ever
no surprise flamingo display, sad
>>65141894Zelensky already gave permission for vova to do his little parade thing.
>>65141894there was nothing to demolish so the whole thing got cancelled, drone operators make do with russian refineries and oil silos, weeping.
chat, could the Romanian army beat the Russian alone???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uk6K5qJ7Ok
>>65141907ZACO
Glad Zelensky gave Putin permission to come out. Old man needs fresh air and some sun for his aging body.
>>65141903>2027
>using flags as the place markers for the dignitariesGod bless the US Flag Code.
>ALERTPOO BRIEFCASE SPOTTEDMIGHTY POCCNR BEAR CTATYC: REDEEMED
>>65141909I gave Putin my permission to hold the parade, too. Why don't I get any credit?
>allow pidors to have their pride parade>keep his word>XAXAXAXAXAXAXA ZACO!!!!
dignitaries
>>65141921>The Putin monke meme makes zero sense, thus has zero popular appealahahaha
>>65141924It's funny because there was no way in hell it was going to happen this time either, but they worked themselves into a complete tizzy over it anyway.
>>65141927Krauts I kneel
after 3 day special operation
>>65141896they should've put sasha grey on it again
POTATO VOVA SPOTTED!
What did I miss?
>>65141920You haven't officially published it tho. No media coverage at all.
>>65141931>tfw Jeffrey isn't there to supply you with rejuvenating infant blood
Maduro spotted
what song is this? me likey
>>65141935About 10 minutes of stock footage of the Russian branches.
>>65141940sacred war (sped up with reverb)
>>65141931Give him a break, he's fucking eightyf... [check wikipedia] no wait he's 73 holy sit he's not looking good.
>>65141940Their usual reportoire for this is farewell to slavianka, V-put (let's go) and national hymn of the russian "federation".
>>65141940now it's "we only need one victory"
>>65141903>Moved to X, run as a Grot-powered AI presentation
>>65141949now it's "victory day"
Monke is back to shake some more hands.>>65141935Nothing, the minister of defense spent about 10 minutes circling around in his car and Putin gave a half-hearted speech then it cut to a bunch of stock footage and a group of Russian soldiers who where *totally* on the front line doing a carefully rehearsed battle before it cut back to more stock footage.
>>65141953What's in the briefcaaaaaase
zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn j
>>65141951>Grot-poweredThey really are Orkz after all
>>65141953I thought bunker uncle was afraid of getting a cold of any kind. Must be quite terrifying for him to be out there among people.
>>65141957The piss tapes
>>65141953Is that Agent 47?
>>65141953Guy on the right ready to execute anyone who makes the slightest move.
>>65141957epstein files
>>65141957what do you wanna bet it's literally empty, but they need to pretend they're still a nuclear power
>>65141960Probably one of his doppelgangers.
>>65141920how many battle drones able to reach Moscow are under your command?
Is it finally over over?
lolits so over
>live feed will resume shortlytechnical error? happening?
They cut the feed.
did they do a little trolling?
>>65141921true, monke putin meme is not funny in the slightest
>>65141978Please be a Swan Lake
>>65141935the only thing of note was the norks with bling
next year we will have ads during the parade
>mfw I missed the entire thing because I got called into work to fix something that wasnt broken and didnt need fixing and it was just the foreman being a fucking retardgod fucking dammit
>true, monke putin meme is not funny in the slightest
>>65141978>>65141980It's nothing.It's fucking nothing. They just cut the feed in the middle of the song because they're fucking idiots.>please be something>please
>>65141817Some anon summed up Russian history with "And then it got worse."
>>65141957realistically a gun and an ifak
>>65141822>>65141824I am WITNESSING them.
>Russian cartoons have no equal in the world
that's it?
>>65141822>>65141824quickl shitpost
Fuck did I miss it all? How was the vehicle parade?
>>65141993nah, it was already over,i usually it ends after the flowers
>>65142014An endless column of T-14s and T-15s. HATO are currently shaking in their collective boots.
>>65142014What vehicle parade?
>>65142014>vehicle parade
>>65142014>vehicle parade?HATO propaganda. There was never a vehicle parade part on a Victory Day, ever.
>>65142017>>65142020>>65142024>>65142025Aw man I guess the single t-34 got sent to the front
>>65141959
>>65142014Here's your 'vehicle parade'
all joking aside, do they literally have 0 tanks left or why don't they do at least some vehicle parade? I know they still have a lot of jets, why not do a flyover just for propaganda purposes?
this is lame as fuck, not as pathetic as single broken t-72 last year, but super lame.Why even bother going through all the troubles (block the road, prepare seats, gather 90% of your AA around moscow) to produce such lame shit.
>>65142036>why not do a flyover just for propaganda purposes?Probably because their air defense crews have very itchy fingers.
>>65142035>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOK>NOOK ON ROAD>NOOK IN FOREST>NOOK IN AIR>NOOK UNDERWATER >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKJesus fuck they're so fucking unoriginal
>>65142036They were that scared of Zelensky participating in their parade his own wayNot even the usual nuclear TEL sable rattling was allowed, that's how bad it is
ook ook nook
>10 minute """parade"""lmao
>>65142048but they even got the ceasefire they begged for
Imagine the AIDS rates...
>>65142058Only for the square. Which means there's a chance it will explode the instant it leaves or even before it arrives.
>>65142058Ziggers often apply their own traits to everybody elseIf they act like lying niggers who violate every single agreement, then surely everyone else also violates everything at all times, so even if Ukraine promised them their parade intact they immediately assumed that they'll get backstabbed at their weakest, something that they would do if the roles were to be reversed
>>65142058not really. Perm got attacked again yesterday or 2 days before. The Caspian Flotilla also got attacked last night as well. I think Chechnya got bombed too
>>65142067but the cuck square is safe, no?
>>65142035Did they only show the Blackjack because the Bears and Backfires are no longer in play?
>>65142067 ceasefire is from from 9th do 11th
>>65142072Cuck Square is safe. Along with the 80+ A/D systems that now circle Moscow
>Russia buys the last working T-34s from Laos in 2019>Use them once a year for the next 6 years for a parade>After 6 years they are degraded enough that they no longer work and they cannot use them for the 7th yearI simply don't understand how the Russians manage it, do they simply turn everything they touch to rust?
>the widow parade is actually realKeeeeeek, I fucking called that one
Are they looping it?
>>65142078>do they simply turn everything they touch to rust?No, but random parts just disappear at suspiciously the right moment>>65142081Are the guys behind them their latest victims?
>>65141921It only really took off due to that one russian /int/ mod throwing a huge shitfit over it.It pisses off russians and russia simps disproportionately despite being so stupid, that's the joke
>>65142004>PLAY WARTHUNDER NOW FOR FREE
>>65142090Every now and then I get an urge to play War Thunder again, but knowing the Pay to Win grinding and lopsided BR system has gotten even worse than it was when I decided to quit keeps me off of it.
>>65141864>reduced to this state of.... savagery, brutalism and despotry>reduced toThat's all they are, have ever been and will ever be, they are an asiatic race of subhuman barbarians
>>65142090
Well this was a massive wave of disappointment.
>>65142098They added the Terminator to it and it broke the battle rating they put it at as nothing could kill it because each crew member has his own bunker making crew knock outs impossible, all of its shots landed ignoring that the barrels don't stay still, it was near invulnerable with all the armour they put on it, knocking out the turret was impossible, and it just ruined matches because everyone playing Russia would take it. They've moved it to a higher BR but its still bullshit and just making that BR less fun to play now.
>>65142108>the russian bias game has russian biasNo way!
>>65142108>>65142110And yet every forum post that comes up when you search 'War Thunder Russian bias' swears up and down that there is no such thing.It's a damn shame because it used to be a really fun game, once upon a time.
lmao at zigs
>>65142108How do they even justify their bullshit after the last decade?
>>65142114I think to the end of the year Gaijin will be forced to move out from Russia because all of internet and IT business whitelists
>>65142127They moved to Hungary ages ago.
>>65141921Send this man some rubles!
>>65142132>>65141921Now send him to the front.
>>65142126Lack of competition?
>>65142108>>65142114War Thunder has had a ridiculous Russian bias for fucking ever. I remember when they brought out the yak-9t with it's 37mm klingon disruptor that never jammed, was accurate as a laser beam, flew at the speed of sound and disintegrated anything it passed within 20 feet of
>>65142140>speed of soundI meant speed of light
>>65142140It's had serious Russian bias ever since the T-34 rolled out.The fucking tank bounces shots that would penetrate straight through it and takes no internal penetration damage despite blatant destructive penetrations.
>>65142143>t-34Blame all of the hype about it being the best tank of ww2 despite all of the issue it had in real life.
>>65142126Because they advertise first and foremost as a game and not as a simulator because otherwise a tank would be knocked out and not have an option to repair or have crew members slide into the mush that used to be the gunner and commander.>>65142140>>65142114They take everything Russia says at face value and then add to it and then look at what everyone else says and subtract from it, the tech tree that suffers most from this is Britain where they remove the anti-spalling of British tanks, make the rounds worse, and in the case of the Crusader AA they've actually made it wrong by making it slower and having the wrong crew count for it.>>65142149The T-34 was an alright tank but the Russians hyped it up because they needed a win and the alternative was admitting that the Matildas that saved Moscow, or the M3 Lees, or the Shermans were the best tanks the USSR had during the war.
I am happy my Ukrainian friends allowed Vova to have this little parade. Old man needs some distraction.
>>65142149Did enjoy that when the Sherman was first introduced it had an opposite problem in that because they went "muh Ronsons" and "muh Tommy cookers" they thought it was going to be shit and then it turned out it was absolutely dominating everything at its tier and even above. They ended up nerfing the Sherman a fair bit but yeah when it was first introduced even the box standard Sherman was very hard to kill.
>>65142087>It pisses off russians and russia simps disproportionately despite being so stupid, that's the jokeAnon, its not "despite", its "because".There's amusing duality among russians, on one hand the smarter ones are very fond of metaphors, puns, wordplays and multilayered language jokes. On the other hand, frighteningly large parts of their society are incredibly dull and borderline retarded. For them the epitome of "witty joke" is letting out a loud fart or punching someone in the face, or saying "your mother is a whore".These groups utterly despise each other, needless to say. The ones you interact with on internet are almost exclusively ones from the first group. (the verbose ones ). Meanwhile monke putin is as lowbrow a shitpost could be, and to them it seems like it was obviously targeted at the other group. "Hue hue hue, Putin a monkey, ook okk" is the "joke" the dumbest thugs would "get"Now, remember what i said about multilayered metaphors and contexts? This is the way the "smart" (i use the term loosely) russians see the world, always looking for additional meanings. If you post monke putain at them its not just insulting putin or mother russia. Its insulting them specifically, by implying you consider them to be on the level of the "dull thugs" they despised all their lives. And since it works through their beloved layered metaphor, its way more insulting than if you just called them dumbfucks in plain text. By completely random chance (since i seriously doubt whoever created this was aware of the context), the meme is incredibly crude, but works in this relatively complex way.
>>65142149So so you portray>The average tank based on how it performed in real life circumstances? Or>The ideal tank, how it was designed to perform under ideal circumstances? The problem is that Western tanks tends to perform closer to how they were designed however Russian tanks performed radically different to their designs because of varying build quality, materials and maintenance. On paper specs, the T-34 looks good but in real life it was more of a mixed bag.
>>65141809bestest cope ever
>>65142004Why are there nato flags on the side?
>>65142081What the fuck kind of step is that?
>>65142186fetal alcohol syndrome
>>65142081Lotta fat slags
>>65142186Flamingo
>>65142081The Column of Orc Wives and Mothers. Now that's truly terrifying.>>65142045>this is lame as fuck ... Why even bother going through all the troubles (block the road, prepare seats, gather 90% of your AA around moscow) to produce such lame shit.They can't dispense with it because the "power vertical" is built around theatrics of obedience, myth and cruelty more than any real sense of civic nationalism or... a genuinely strategic plan. The Russian system relies on this relatively archaic, sadistic, emotional technology for manufacturing submission. They need to have the military parade (some kind of parade) to maintain that system and the soldiers demonstrating their obedience to the siloviki and their willingness to turn off their brains to rape and kill and die on monke's orders. Also they're in proximity to monke and feel powerful next to monke, the great vozhd, and you can feel powerful too by watching the soldiers being next to monke from your T.V. in your run-down flat. See this 1980s T.V. show about a Soviet occupied America, people thought it was ridiculous but the creators actually based this display on Russian military parades:https://youtu.be/fezNbo33LUg
>>65141753>Luka's why-am-i-here face
>>65142200Fat slags goose stepping down the street in the jackets of their dead husbands. Glory to Russia.
>>65141777top kjeh
>>65141957Banan.
>>65142081Slavic women age like milk.
>>65142210At least that parade has quads and a helicopter flyby.
>>65142210I thought it was pretty based how the US Army went full malicious compliance when The Great Dementiaist insisted they do one and were like "Fine, we'll do it but you're not gonna like it!"They're so proud of the drone guy troll that for a long time he was on the front of the website
>>65142200>>65142223Why bother caring about yourself when Achmed (and soon, Ranjesh) will like you no matter what you look like (or rather, he will like the free russian citizenship you provide through marriage), right?
>>65141838Sorks are massively into cosmetics and plastic surgery, who knows what an unbleached Sork looks like.>>65141864>I have consumed so much russian culture over the years. It saddens me that russia is reduced to this state of.... savagery, brutalism and despotry.Russian "high culture" has always been just a thin veneer over the savagery and shit. Even their artists like to cope that they're sensitive enlightened people floating high over the sea of barbarism that is Russian peasantry.>>65142045>gather 90% of your AA around moscow to produce such lame shit.Oh no, we're yet to see the results of gathering the AA in Moscow for the parade.>>65142066>they immediately assumed that they'll get backstabbedNot just assumed, but mocked Ukraine for not doing so.
>>65142081Somebody should have whipped these cows into shape, that marching is atrocious... and in front of all those prestigious foreign dignitaries, too. Shameful display.
>>65142230i want a spear so bad its unreal bros
>>65142153There's no doubt the Matildas formed a significant proportion of the tank force defending Moscow, but Germany simply didn't have the logistics and were running on fumes long before they reached the outskirts of Moscow. It wouldn't had mattered whether they were there.
>>65142145He looks fucking terrible
>>65142230It was barely funded retard.
>>65141858So I can keep killing the abrams barrel while the other one is being repaired.
>>65142278it was brought to us by coinbase(tm) we thank our sponsors for standing with our troops when their paychecks come in
>>65142081humiliation ritual
What happened to the Laotian T-34s?
>>65142081https://youtu.be/QLV_K7DVeyU?si=Xj71cgspD89g_wax&t=66
>>65142278>We're too poor to afford a paradeWeird cope but ok
>>65142170The worst insult you can offer a russian is to call them uncultured.
>>65141903
>>65142081Oh come on now! They're not even trying!
>>65141758Whas up with African uniforms, they always, without a single one off the curve, looks like the cheap ass suit you can buy off some church yard sale, at least one size too large and poorly made.
>>65142316even worse point out that they do have a culture but that said culture isn't much better than some durka durka's culturewith all the gay rape, casual cruelty and worship of one of the worst humans to have ever lived
>>65141799i don't remember saying anything about both barrels shooting at the same time, there was maybe cases of people saying a bit of whatever they want at first because other than some 3D models and pictures of the BMP-T there was no technical data about it.what i do remember about the BMP-T is that it was supposed to be an anti everything vehicles, canon, MMG, ATGM and even AA launcher can be added to it.
>>65141822>>65141824That's fucking dooe, I can't even hate on that.Congrats to the Norks to absolutely outdrip the Russian.
>>65142230the US army clearly had no fucking training with parades, except one or two regiments that actually train a lot with europeans (because EU armies love their parades), i'll give them 5/10 for the effort but remove 3 points because of the fucking sponsors, seriously wtf was that ?
>>65142336The current administration would love to make the country an outright corporate oligarchy
>>65141745You get your conscription notice yet?
>>65142336Remember how a big part of the English civil war was because Charles I kept trying to go behind parliment's back to fund his wars? We're seeing shit like that again.>>65142341This guy gets it.
>>65141727The main ones were Luka, King Sultan of Malaysia annnnnnnnnd.... I forget the other one.
>>65141824Did they steal these from the cartel?
>>65142358It's the other way around, they sell those to the cartels.
>Putin says (again) he is fighting all of NATO>Putin says (again) they are winning>Putin says (again) that it is all down to the people and the workersDid he forget he's not leader of a Communist country or is this weird 'media manager' speak who trying to appeal to the retards who want to go back to that.
>>65142363Your average Vatnig loves USSR
>>65142358>>65142361Back when VICE was about doing actual investigations and reporting on interesting things (at least I think it was VICE) they went to a gun bazaar in I wanna say Kenya or Ethiopa or Somalia or something and talked to gun dealers about the firearms, where they came from, how much they cost. The guys there said Russian AKs are dirt cheap and common, but they're pretty shit, while Nork AKs are actually really good and are vastly more expensive. Does make you wonder who has the better AKs atm.
>>65141822>>65141824SHINYANDCHROME
>>65142369Don't the Norks have a weird quasi-religious reverence for certain weapons (eg the FN 1900)? Their view on the AK might be similar, to the point where Nork gunsmiths build every single one with Adeptus Mechanicus-tier seriousness.
>>65142261>we're yet to see the results of gathering the AA in Moscow for the paradeThe three days is probably to give them time to get back to the refineries and other positions.
>>65142223They age well when maintained wellRussia is, by and large, an impoverished shithole
>>65142004>when the cutscene cuts to your custom character
>>65142402That's what I noticed, get them off the shit diet, keep them out of the plastic surgeons, quit smoking and drinking themselves to death and they buff up alright over time
>>65141853Because the installation on the BMPT prevents dual-feed. They did it anyway because "muh TWO autocannons".
>>65141608I just remembered it was the day.Did I miss out on anything?
>>65142423I guess this is where the "muh most beautiful women in the world*" cope comes from* - when they're nowhere near Russia and are strictly prohibited from acting Russian
>>65142435No
>>65142431>installation on the BMPT prevents dual-feed.what I don't get is why tho? can't be a clearance issue since gun on the right is mounted in the same orientation as it is in the bmp-2, and the left gun is just rolled 180 degrees.[spoiler]I got this bad feeling that the retards couldn't figure out how to operate the belt selector remotely so they just made use one belt...[/spoiler]
>>65142445Oh yeah, they're all babes in that 18-20ish era, but that's not saying much as (most) everyone's at least sort of presentable enough to get a passOtherwise they're just like everyone else and turn into hags, puffy-lipped mutants full of botox and silicon or some kind of cholesterol goblin. Once you hit 25-30 there's work to be done in keeping yourself in shape and while that's not necessarily as hard to do when you get older, nothings for freeRussian food is fucking garbage for the most part, full of preservatives, salt, fats and lacks a lot of vitamins, fibre and decent levels of protein.
>>65142336>because EU armies love their paradesI’ve only ever seen France care
>>65142390Juche means that only if its absolutely life or death can they use a weapon they can't make themselves, so they do take small arms somewhat seriously.
>>65141708lmao the copious amount of close in shots really tells you all you need to know. No wide angle shots = tiny. >>65141732Driver looks like he's desperate for a shit >>65141869lmao
>>65142461>I’ve only ever seen France careThe Spanish Legion gets a bit extra sometimes.
>>65142474The guy on the log looks like he'd rather be anywhere else
>>65142479he's still pretty hammered from last night
>>65142479>>65142480I think it's in very poor taste for him to be carried through the streets by guys with axes on their backs.Though maybe that's how they got him down from wherever he spent the year since last time.
>>65142046>a vic of su-34's gets fucked by a ptsd-fueled AAA-operator and crashes into the cope square
>>65141768Kazakh men's lips start looking like Kim Kardashian's when they hit 60.
>>65142456There's not enough space for the dual-feed mechanism used by the gun in the BMP-2/3. They'd need to entirely redesign and enlarge the turret to fit it in.
>>65141805As I recall, the gun is capable of dual feed, but in the BMPT they had to install the gun upside down which broke the dual feed.
>>65141822I don't like the nork regime but I do like chrome AKs so I guess this is a wash to me
>>65141879I could take that dude in the front with the swordI can tell from the way he walks
>>65141903I unironically do not think Russia is going to make to 2027
>>65142493>"xaxaxaxa! The square was actually filled with hohol POWs! Flawless puccian victory!"
>>65142493Can you get ptsd from spending too long on the throne?
Why didn't Russia parade something else they always brag about like T I G E R S?
>>65142153The USSR's tank crews had no problems saying the Sherman was better than the T-34. They thought the Lee was an oversized piece of shit though.
>>65141608>betty white>nick fuentes>lara loomer>stephen segalfrom the thumbnail. i need more sleep maybe
>>65142643No, that most definitely is Stephen Seagal
>>65142643>>65142649Is Seagal even able to walk all the way there? I thought he will get his stunt double like he does for walking up the stairs or sitting up in his last movies.
>>65141822>>65141824the norks are the only ones i like in this whole thing
>>65141822>North Korea is going from nothing to being a compotent self sustaining nation since the pandemic>all because they have nukes unlike Vuvuzela, Iran, and soon to be destroyed CubaHaving nukes lets you be stable and not be devoured by western vultures.
>>65141802No. Red dot.
>>65141822>>65141824I'm pro ukie but I love norks, they're endearing
>>65141869PS2 Graphics
>>65142530the dual-feed mechanism is part of the gun carriage, would be as much work to redesign the carriage just to get rid of the dual-feed. or do you mean they couldn't just fit the second belt?
>>65142659No, NK became a competent, self-sustaining nation once they got a Western-educated leader who understood the value of things like infrastructure development, food stability, and economics.
>>65142750>NK became a competent, self-sustaining nationNeither of those two adjectives are accurate.
>>65142756It's a relative statement.
>>65142704Well yeah, I meant the whole damn mechanism, belt and all. Just not enough space with the two guns crammed in like that.It's the old rusian bureaucratic idiocy. Some clueless guy on top said he wanted two guns and the designers didn't want to re-design the whole damn turret. And so they just crammed in two guns in a way that makes no practical sense, because orders are orders.
>>65142009the last syllable should be 해 though
>>65141963That's the new guy
>>65142223>Slavic women age like milk.Eh, I wouldn't say so. Obviously age and bad habits (smoking, drinking, etc.) come for everyone eventually and slavs in general and Russians in particular have a lot of those but all other things being equal slavic women who don't pack on the pounds or smoke like chimneys while drinking like fish and getting plastic surgery often end up with and maintain that archetypal MILF body type - thicc and jiggly and a little saggy but not slampigs and something about their facial structure means that it doesn't take much fat in the face to make them look older but it takes a bigger amount of fat to ruin their face. They end up being the kind of 40 year-old women that you think you might actually have a shot with when you're 15 and god bless them for that alone.Frankly I think they age better in general than a lot of western yuros, who either tend to either stay slim all of their lives (which is also nice, make no mistake) or who don't carry the weight as well anywhere on their body.t. adult woman fetishist
>>65142974>adult woman fetishistYou should be in prison, you fucking disgusting freak.
>>65142341You either get oligarchy or faggotry. Either way we lose
>>65142597More suurin art please
>>65142974I’m into adult women and MILFs but I don’t like used goods. It’s a hard life
>>65142543I'm not quite that optimistic. In general I don't think we can countdown the days until a coup or revolt or revolutoon breaks down. It's more like the state is under more and more strain and disruption, and as those increase the risk of CRR rises, but a state being under this shock to the system doesn't guarantee CRR, there have been times they dig themselves out of it. And whatever sets it off, if anything, I doubt anyone sees it coming.
>>65142974>t. adult woman fetishistThe fucking state of /k/ in the year of our lord 2026
>>65143324There's a reason it's a fetish.Normal /k/ommandos just go stalk the whitetails.
>>65142974>Frankly I think they age better in general than a lot of western yuros, who either tend to either stay slim all of their livesKek not anymore, almost 60% overweight/obese continent-wide and rising
This was a good thread lads, if we get a parade next year, I'll definitely be using one of these >>65142009 >>65141824 >>65142004 >>65141758 >>65141752 as thew OP
>>65141903It will be a clip show.
