What's the 2026 grey man fit?
why do you make these threads?
>>65144684Because I'm retarded. Simple as.
>>65144683
It's really easy to become someone nobody pats attention to, cares about or even notices. Just get old.
>>65144691LMFAO, thank you very much, anon. I saw that thread when it came out and I've been looking for this post for AGES!
>>65144683Dress like a hobo and nobody will look at you.
You're thinking like Albert Fish now
>>65144705Is he surveilling you or hoping to see someone getting changed with the curtains open?
>Baby Blue button up shirt>Tan Khakis>Mid tier leather belt/shoes>Clean hard hat/hi vis rig>Clipboard/laptop
>>65144746Is that Gary Oldman?
>>65144762post it
>>65145364Yes. He plays a washed up spymaster in Slow Horses.
>>65145415>Slow Horseshow woke is it?
>>651446831926 Grey Man
>>65145364>Is that Gary Oldman?Memes aside, yes.https://youtu.be/cuRT1kgTdMQHe plays an arsehole boss to a bunch of fuckup spies
>>65145432get your slop out of here
>>65145431>how woke is it?If you have to ask how woke a mainstream television show is then it's too woke for you.
Average /k/unt
>>65145504In the average /k/unt there are two wolves. One is a dipshit. The other is gay.
>>65145587
>>65144683>Lightly patterned button up or flannel, worn untucked>Blue jeans or chinos>Sneakers or plain looking shoes/boots. >Maybe a basic watch like a G-Shock.
>>65144683Take your pick
>>65145650
>>65145684Is this reaction a part of you blending in?
>>65145696Buck Breaker in action
>>65144683How fucking mentally ill do you have to be to think you have to dress up in a specific way to be a "grey man"? The literal point is to not stick out, so literally wearing your usual clothes is all you need to do, unless you dress like a spastic retard.
>>65145364>Gary OldmanGray one man
Cargo vest = shoot me first !
>>65145851On the flip side hi vis vest= invisible+skeleton key when paired with a hard hat and a clipboard
Carharrt pocket shirtDenims HatBoots
High speed, low drag, like a ghost.
>>65145870>hi vis vest= invisible+skeleton key when paired with a hard hat and a clipboardhttps://youtube.com/v/ruw-yyViua8
>>65145872This kills me every single fucking time I see it. The longer you look the funnier it gets.
>>65145906>https://youtube.com/v/ruw-yyViua8https://youtu.be/ruw-yyViua8Fucked up the link
>>65145638So I was right, I do dress like an NPC. No wonder I feel invisible.
>>65146049Standing out like a sore thumb.
>>65146049>thank you for keeping us safe sheepdog
Dress like a cop
>>65146049Someone should shop this so he's wearing gray face paint as well
>>65144683Dress up in maximum dadcore and nobody will suspect you of anything.
>>65146049I didn’t know they made police hiker children’s shoe. Is that like a size 5?
>>65146642>I didn’t know they made police hiker children’s shoe. Is that like a size 5?The shoes are proportional to the body, that is a very smol man
>>65146049>>65146334the greyest
>>65146744That’s just a wojak in a hat now.
>>65146744>>65146746Give him the NPC face
>>65146774your wish is my command
>>65144699This. When will you idiots understand that the "Gray man" does not mean literally guy who dresses in gray clothes and looks like he's got tactical gear under the jacket?Here's an example. See this picture taken from the streets of Atlanta? There is a gray man in this picture, find him!The dude in the center with a cap and sunglasses and who looks like he's carrying a concealed gun? Nope, that's just your average tacticool idiot who thinks he's a badass.. That guy in a pink jacket that looks like he's just some old fag going to a coffee shop? Closer, but still no cigar. Too obvious. The real gray man is the small-ass pajeet right behind the tacticool idiot. The one on a bike, wearing a stupid helmet and a bag with a recycling logo on it. Bingo! You didn't even see him before I pointed him out. He's even got a full backpack and an smg in that recycling bag. That's what "a gray man" is, someone your eyes just gloss over and autofilter out of your mind. That's why disproportionate number of CIA spooks are small, ambiguously ethnic dudes that you probably think is a food delivery guy or a janitor. .
>>65146780>your wish is my commandThank you very much anon
>>65146803no, the gray man are man that is grayeverybody knows this
>>65146803You're just making that up thobeit
>>65145587Spoiler alert. Both wolves are gay.
>>65145872Where can I buy those pants?
>>65146780saved
>>65145431they chase down anti-migration terrorists
>>65145655I wish they could've gotten Rammstein to play themselves in that movie
>>65146326they can't hide the cop slouch lol
>>65146803interestingI opened the pic and immediately zoomed in on the subcontinental miscreantdo I get a job with the feds now?
>>65147471>they chase down anti-migration terroriststbf those were literally patsies manipulated in a false-flag operation>>65147485>do I get a job with the feds now?Since that was the fed, you get put on a watch list instead.The guy in front with the baseball cap is who I'd be looking at though, he looks like he'd fit right in with >>65146326
>>65147501dark sunglasses guy?he kinda looks like undercover state police but isn't state police, I don't thinkunless he's some desk jockey and this is a special day like a marathon or something and he's drawing overtime larping in the streets
>>65147511>dark sunglasses guy?Sunglasses and a baseball cap is either undercover or someone larping as a sheepdog.
>>65147516my bet is larp because he's so close to blondie, but I'm open to the possibility I'm wrong
>>65147516>tbf when you're blind and balding
>>65147471binnedthanks
>>65145906This Aussie version is better https://youtube.com/shorts/vq0ly0UIPQA?si=aBLA-EZPDRWX07KU
>>65147545>it actually loopsperfection
>>65147538you're missing out on some prime Gary Oldman m8
>>65147552I knowhe was the only reason I was ever interested anywaybut this price I cannot pay
>>65146744Kek thank you anon
>>65147524>my bet is larp because he's so close to blondieIf you mean the foreground left, his hat is up way too high to be larping as tactical, that's just a dad out with his daughter or something.I meant the centre guy in front of the velojeet.
>>65147552anon, that's a /pol/tard who is so brain rotted that they can't watch mainstream television because it isn't a safe space for their right-wing snowflake sensibilities.They don't deserve nice things anyway.
>>65147606>>65147552by the way, I'm trans
>>65144683Just be short. Nobody pays attention to short people unless they have literal dwarfism.
>>65147613FWIW trannies are the only minority that isn't represented I don't think
>>65147606Do you watch shows full of Trumper type shit? Why not? Are you too sensitive to handle it? You'd watch them if you weren't a brain rotted pol tard
>>65147640>Do you watch shows full of Trumper type shit?Do such shows exist?Yellowstone maybe?
>>65147709It's really more a matter of asking if you would willingly watch shows with topics and viewpoints of the show itself wildly differing from your own sensibilities. The same way anon was ripped on for not watching Slow Horses.
>>65147715Western media is all propaganda slop these days.That's why I stick to glorious nihon animation.
>>65147715it really isn't worth watching>shows with topics and viewpoints of the show itself wildly differing from your own sensibilitiesgive me one good reason why I should?"it's a really amazing portrayal of espionage from the perspective of a gun-hating Black™ muslim mixed-race tranny single mother of three children (from three different m*n) and the abuse xhe suffers from the evil straight white patriarchy"?
>>65147738Are you able to fucking read anon? I'm prying at the anons for ripping on you for not watching leftist trash. Now you wish to attack me? Get fucked
>>65147744oh sorry, i thought you were saying the exact opposite
>>65147746No. I'm showing they're hypocrites because they wouldn't watch shows with political themes they don't like, but will rip on someone for not wanting to watch their DEI shit
>>65147597way I see it he dresses tactical but since he's out with family he isn't actually larping at the momentcentre guy is your standard 11 B vet with PTSD, note the involuntarily clenched fists and the beginnings of a beer gut, he hasn't been out of the army more than a yearthose glasses are also too tactical for him to be grey manning
>>65147606you need to go back to /r/ihateguns or wherever else you're fromin fact you all commies and furries and trannies need to get the fuck off my boardthis is not a political stance btw, the problem is you know jack shit about weapons, you don't contribute OC hardly ever and you decrease the overall quality of discourse on the board to an alarming extentI'm not interested to know what you think about other anons' political leaningstalk guns or gtfo
>>65147767No one likes them but their own kind, they feel persecuted because they have made every effort humanly possible to make sure they ruin everything they touch and to make people hate them. They're not here or anywhere to fit in or coexist, they're wherever it is they are to take over.McCarthy/Hoover were correct, they cannot be allowed to exist amongst us or any decent people for that matter
>>65147804>commies love gunsto not be in the hands of the commoners
>>65147804to point at you.
>>65145655>Vee believe in nuthsing, Lebowski
>>65147820>That's not what Marx saidyeah he said a lot and he didn't say a lot, but his vision was basically totally impractical and founded on a lot of his misunderstandings and rhetoric. if you look at the utopian society and economic model Marx describes, it's basically a totalitarian back-to-the-soil commune with all power invested in a committee instead of a monarch. and he himself acknowledged this: his economic model was that (paraphrased) "technology doesn't create real surplus" and he claimed that all apparent historical surpluses attributed to advances in technology were the result of redistribution of capital. thus his main defence and justification for a violent worker's revolution to seize the means of production is not only "this is how it has always been", but also "anything else is not real"he refused to believe that contemporary factories could really make things better and faster, he claimed that the additional efficiency was really due to women and children being forced to work the new machines that had been invented!the best way to take Marx would be 1) aww he didn't know any better and bin the whole idea,or2) he was a manipulative grifter who knew full well that he was building a totalitarian oligarchy, maybe with him at the top
>>65145872
>>65146939https://www.etsy.com/listing/1880085522/911-meme-full-pajama-pants-funny-pants
>>65147715>It's really more a matter of asking if you would willingly watch shows with topics and viewpoints of the show itself wildly differing from your own sensibilitiesAnd my question was "do such shows exist?"Because my answer is no but what such shows are there?I guess Reality TV in general would count, inane melodramas and formulaic sitcoms too. Game shows of all varieties.Anon's problem is that a random tv drama that's considered quite good is too woke for them and that this is so reliable that they have to ask this question before even looking up the show on imdb or watching the trailer linked in the thread.That's snowflake levels of needing a safespace. It also shows how far from the herd that anon has strayed.
>>65148470>Made from 100% soft polyester jersey for a bright, crisp printStay away from burning jet fuel
>>65149153>that's considered quite good"circular reasoning" is too good for something this stupidI hereby create the Autofellatio Fallacy - claiming something is good because the people who consider it to be good said it was good>is too woke for them and that this is so reliable that they have to ask this question before even looking up the show on imdb or watching the trailerwell it was indeed a reliable indicator>It also shows how far from the herd that anon has strayedand proud of it, given the direction the herd is going.
>>65149330>well it was indeed a reliable indicatorThat would imply a result but the only way you could have such a result is by watching it and being offended.So you're assuming success because we told you you're retarded.I think we could all this something like the Autofellatio Fallacy. where you do something retarded and then when people call you retarded, you say that they're calling you retarded.>>It also shows how far from the herd that anon has strayed>and proud of it, given the direction the herd is going.AKA a terminal contrarian
>>65149376>where you do something retarded and then when people call you retarded, you say that they're calling you retarded.I see where you're coming from, but no, not the same logic>you're assuming success because we told you you're retardednot at allI already called it a success before all this, because my guess was correct; the plot of the show is antithetical to what I enjoy>terminal contrarianif that were true I would be a vatnik, but noyou have to understand how incredibly insidious woke media is, and how evil woke values are. there's just no point watching a show, however well-made it is, if it's a well-made show that portrays excellently well how you are really the villain and how heroic they are for defeating you and how righteous they areit'd be like being a Jap and being expected to watch Midway and like itI wonder how you find it entertaining at all
>>65149469>if it's a well-made show that portrays excellently well how you are really the villain and how heroic they are for defeating you and how righteous they areI can see how villains wouldn't like that but it doesn't change the fact that they're villains and don't deserve to have shows about how they're really heroes.
