https://youtu.be/qJ7MHAbxHvQ
>>65147577>explain the logic behind Russian (insert random retardation)monkee demands banansent in the next wave
>>65147577>NOOK NOOK
>>65147577Russia promised them houses as signing bonus
>>65147577>breaks up silhouette of the soldier so they stand out slightly less, and are thus not as likely to get picked out by a drone or something >supposedly the airgap between you and the tent wall helps to avoid thermal detection I presume it doesn't work, since I'm pretty sure these are just mass produced outhouse tents for cold weather camping, but I think that's the idea.
I think it's for hiding IR signature but obviously that's offset by the man inside being half-blind and hobbled. Honestly I think Russian commanders just get hard at the prospect of sending their men to die in the most humiliating way possible
>>65147591That was my assumption too but the drone footage at the end shows it doesnt really do a good job at thermal camoflauge
Gonna take back what I said. One of them showed in camoflauging pretty well
>>65147577Humiliation ritual
>>65147577The most generous speculation I can come up with is that someone's just buying random shit on aliexpress and seeing if it can make any worthwhile difference
>>65147577Maybe pre-cubing the ziggers saves time and is more efficient?
>>65147662
Hang on. Aren't these those COVID tents schools used?
>>65147577So thats where all those vaxxie social distancing tents went.
>>65147662>he doesn't peel, mince, and freeze his own mobiksNGMI
>>65147683Ain't nobody got time for that.
>>65147657>and seeing if it can make any worthwhile differenceOr just slapping it on to give a false sense of security so the next wave will go in
>>65147674>>65147677Nah, no clear plastic like an isolation tent, these are definitely camping toilet tents. Not that most Russians know what a toilet is, but whatever.
>>65147577If you go watch some of the different FOV drone videos there are against tents and thermal blankets. It seems like they are harder to spot at a greater distance. And its also harder to spot in dense forest. But you really sacrifices view and speed.
>>65147577>"Ivan, you have 3 million to find silver bullet against Ukraine, make us proud.">"Yes of course Meester Putin.">Buys 400 worth of poop tents>Pockets 2,999,600>"Ivan you are of being Russia"
>>65147577the mobiks come with their own ready body bag
>>65147618It was sold to them as blocking thermals. Oh it doesn't work? Xi wins again.
Logic?
>>65147872no lefunds
>>65147610>Honestly I think Russian commanders just get hard at the prospect of sending their men to die in the most humiliating way possiblethere's no way they can deny that allegation anymore.
>>65147577My best and most benevolent guess is that the vatniks ran out of ideas but they have to come up with "prototypes" which they can't make, so they won't be sent to the front. >Look comrad Ivan we made new invention need some time to perfect it, plz don't kill methere's no other logical reason then that and most likely the mobik who came up with that is dead
>>65147745>just slapping it on to give a false sense of security so the next wave will go inProbably this, actually. Haven't we seen them running around in all sorts of random tarps and magic cloaks already?I suppose this one looks like it's made for a purpose. Not necessarily this purpose, but maybe they can convince the men otherwise.
>>65147938>I suppose this one looks like it's made for a purpose.Its a tent meant for "privacy" when campers go outside to take a shit. That's literally it
>>65147872Any such offset cloth bullshit technically helps against thermals. Up to a point (until the insides heat up from your body and breath). And not when you're trying to fuckin' move inside it across the field during the day in the open.
>>65147577
This is the last thing that made me laugh my ass off right when it happened, before I stopped watching the war for a few months.What’s the funniest thing that’s happened since then?
>>65147981>What’s the funniest thing that’s happened since then?There's too much to even try to listHow about the NFS 6 ft underground parade https://files.catbox.moe/8flkme.mp4
>>65147591To me it looks like they definitely help reduce the thermal signature. The problem is that Ukraine is a bunch of empty fields so ANYTHING out in the open sticks out like a sore thumb. If they were in the bushes and had some netting and foliage tied onto the outside I think they'd be really hard to spot. At least until they started moving.
>>65147577at least post the assault tents and not an empty mud road
>>65147674>>65147768Same basic design, they just stitched some clear vinyl on one side to make it an isolation tent.A company making toilet tents probably made a quick mod to their assembly line and marked them up 200% to capitalize on the coof.
>>65147872>It was sold to them as blocking thermals.well i think thats actually the problem. some of them do block it a little too well, so you see a giant black spot in a field in place of a white one which is just as easy to see
>>65147577"Here, this provides 15% drone protection. Also say 'resist fire' so pretty good. Otherwise you go get shot but no tent." Russians are Occam's Retard.
>>65147673chortle
>>65147674COVID/digital privacy/autism/workplace isolation/meditation...I've seen 300 uses. I have one for my bucket toilet and solar bag shower.
>>65148015Holy fuck that’s great. Can you post other highlights.
>>65148015>mobility scooter-bound SMO veterans team up to steal slightly fancier motorized scooters from oligarchs What would you call this movie?>Fast and Bi-Curious>Gone in Sixty Sections>À bout de monke
>>65147585>>NOOK NOOK>LAA! LAA!
>>65147577Amoнгyc
>>65147662>>65147673pft hahaha
>>65148015
>>65148015should've been riding dirty
>>65148375>keep rollin', rollin', rollin'
>>65147673Okay, I laughed.
>>65147673>emergency meeting
>>65148363my sides are in orbit
>>65147577Those are IR shitter tents. Assault-tents were banned in 1987, you can't own one unless it was grand-fathered.>Logic?Imagine sitting there doing a dump when all of a sudden you hear the high-pitched whine of a Ukrainian drone searching nearby. But you can relax and shit in comfort knowing you're invisible and this is one crap that won't be interrupted.https://x.com/Archer83Able/status/2010753972177711261
>>65148735Hiking Beach sure has to be a minefield in more ways than one
>>65147618they lower thermal contrast overall, but their silhouette, shine, texture / surface depth is all messed up.proper penguin suits are really expensive.
>>65148826>What was the place, what was the name?>We wanna wait, but here we go againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLFPDPMfrUw
>>65147577Someone figured that the idea of becoming invisible to thermals with that shit could be credible and he could be paid for it, and another dude figured that he could get a chunk of the money if he said yes.
>>65149089what is this from?
>>65149108Garry's mod
>>65149089>>65149108Heroes of Gostomel, a retarded zigger propaganda game by the devs that made syrian warfare and terminator: dark fate
>>65149089Jesus Russians are such loathsome insects.
>>65149089>we wuz gud bois)))) dindu nuffin))))))) cyka))
>>65149089oh yeah russia has been extremely concerned with optics in this war
>>65149134They spent a shit tone of money buying conservative influencers. Tim Pool at a hundred grand a month, for example.
>>65149089That’s definitely the pot calling the kettle a nigger
>>65148363>CRIPPL3D>TURBO DISABLED>NO HANDOUTS, ONLY HANDICAPSkekked
>>65149136>hundred grand a monthwasn't it like 600 grand a month?
>>65149089>did not attack civilian transportationSpit out my fucking coffee
>>65149108Video game
>>65147610Its not like most vatniks have never been humiliated in a toilet beforeNow its just on camera!
>>65151352The first one stuck out like a sore thumb, but the second one is legitimately hard to spot on thermal. If it had a ghillie surface and some shit to break up the silhouette it might actually be serviceable camo.
>>65151757I'd bet the first one had already walked for some distance and the second one just put it on and started walking. You can see how the ribs and the fabric have warmed up in the first clip, but in the second it hasn't had enough time to warm up yet.So maybe it's good for really short field crossing in the night and such, but it'll still warm up from body heat and breathing, and start glowing on thermals like any other solution so far.
>>65151757IR is always going to be super-hard to defeat though, mostly because the fidelity of thermal cameras is just getting better and better. Then smaller, cheaper and not a lot of practical solutions.I guess in a really hardcore, grim as fuck way if only 20% make it across a field it could be construed as being 'successful' >which is not a lot of compensation if you're the 80% getting gibbed!
>>65151757>The first one stuck out like a sore thumb, but the second one is legitimately hard to spot on thermalMost likely due to video/image quality of the camera.
>get in the cuck tent, vanya
>>65151857>followed the foot steps to zigger tentIt's like having detective vision in modern vidya
>>65147577When I was in middle school, I was doing research for a project and was reading through books on medieval arms and armor. One illustration showed something called an "approach basket", a woven wicker sort of thing with an eye slit. It was ostensibly used to approach a guarded position without being pincushioned by arrows. These things look very similar.
>>65148023...Was the money for the camo-nets embezzled?
>>65147577amogus
