How do you get a /k/ wife?
>>65155335Get a wife then turn her /k/
>>65155335Get a /k/ bf and some scissors
>>65155335go innawoods and find a deer
>>65155335bros... what makes Slavic girls so pretty? It's no fair dirty stinky Russian men get to wed them.
>>65155349they turn into fat though and hit the wall hard.
>>65155335You guys interact with women?
>>65155349They're like Latinas squared both in terms of genetics and temperament. Slavettes are actually, genuinely fucking insane and being in a relationship with one requires a degree of self-hatred only a Slavic or Asian male posseses
>>65155335Smoke a bunch of opium and nod off while visualizing your mythical waifu who only exists in slav propaganda. You want a /k/ wife the closest you're gonna get is a southern old school GOP lady with too much money for you to approach whose daddy takes her trap shooting
>>65155377I would put up with it.
>>65155380>the closest you're gonna get is a southern old school GOP lady with too much money for you to approach whose daddy takes her trap shootingSounds hot. What's it like being in a relationship with a wealthy girl? Is it like being her plaything? I would take care of her forever and ever
>>65155335Dad brought Mom here in '48 age 18 from Kassel.Last of their four kids. I'm half nazi, nigguh.
>>65155392Being in a relationship with a girl who likes guns is like being in a relationship with the man who got her into guns. You should be looking for impressionable girls, not pre-fucked gun nuts.To your point if you want the southern girl you need to join her dad's golf and shooting clubs and impress him by making a lot more money than he does
>>65155374>tripfag being a degenerate piece of filth that urgently requires a hot lead enemaTracks.
Every woman I've dated except the first one, I lied to about my politics. Only one of them I told that I own guns, but she never wanted to shoot one. My current gf is an Asian hyper liberal. I just lie to her to get sex at this point.
>>65155424For me the penny immediately drops as soon as I take them back to my place since I have a jezial mounted on the wall. No need to discuss politics before that point, if they're put off by that then they're not the one>v-virginNo, if I want to fuck I offer to go to her place or get a room somewhere. Then I make up some excuse about renovations or something to explain why she can't come home with me. It's a pretty successful tactic
>>65155419I don't know how to make a lot of money I just want someone to love and spend my life with the best we can.
Women don't have hobbies or interests like you want to believe. The only exception is homosexual women or extreme uggos.
>>65155377>Slavettes are actually, genuinely fucking insaneThis is true. You're welcome to our women . You've been warned..t slav
>>65155517Mind if I come over and visit so I can meet one?
>>65155377I dated a Hungarian girl and to be honest, she was completely wife material but I fucked it up. I did get a really thorough history about Hungarian history though and how everything was actually invented by Hungarians except for some things, which were invented by people with Hungarian ancestry or were secretly Hungarian.
>>65155666 (checked)And let me guess, she also wouldn't shut up about Trianon and how it was your work, Satan? Did she tell you that Romanians aren't even real and just a psyop by the Kaiser and the Tsar simultaneously to weaken the great Hungarian empire?
>>65155335Attend horse shows.
>>65155424It would be so ideal to be gay, but I can only get torqued up for pussy.
>>65155505This. They immitate hobbies like Russians immitate human behavior.
Does Mormon help?
>>65155666How and why did you fuck it up, Satan
>>65155744I'm gonna guess he made Midwest "goulash"
>>65155743I hope so bc thats my dating pool
>>65155335Why would you want a /k/ wife?
>>65155743Are you a young man with your shit together? Young in this case under thirty. Unless you're a widower in which case you can probably find a spinster or widow. Being old and unmarried is a huge black mark in mormon dating, it means you couldn't even land a wife in a religion where women are taught to be subservient and have lots of kids.
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>>65155666>I fucked it all upDid you make her eat all of the eggs?
>>65155744Anon admitted to liking green and yellow paprikas more than red ones.
>>65155335you must convert her with the good news and a nurturing horizontal love. she will want to defend what she now has and then you will arm her
>>65155335Raise one.
>>65155335>>65155339>>65155343>>65155344>>65155374The duality of /k/
>>65155693them hungarian women love that joke where it goes "whats the difference between a romani and a romanian? location"
>>65155349Don't fool yourself, Russian women turn ugly as shit, Russia is a matriarchal society so they feel no compulsion to maintain any sort of prettiness
>>65155374whats anon 62934670 talkin about "zigger sister fucker greentext in zigger suicide thread"
>>65155693No, she never mentioned it at all. Sorry.>>65155744I was going through a bad time after the death of my dad so I just kinda checked out without realizing what I was doing or that she was the best thing in my life at the time. Blew off dates and things like that, when I did go I'd be late. Just kinda the dumb selfish shit you do when you're in your early twenties and don't know what you're doing.Sorry it's not a more exciting story.
>>65155344just reading these>arkansas man, NW AR area setting>fucks whitetail doe>already has fucked a piggoddamnit man why does the ozarks have to be like this? first Nuggetfest, then this. Are there any light hearted greentexts to come out of the ozarks? before you tap the sign yes, greentext stories are typically fake and gay, just this on e very much less so.Fuckin arky, man.
>>65155525Country is in a spot of bother right now, best way in is flight to Poland and then a train, but ye, come over any time.
>>65155349Russians aren't slavic.Slavic chicks are hot until 35 then they become Fat Satan.
>>65155988>bails on you when you are struggling with hardship You actually dodged a bullet. No one who really cares about you would do that. If she was the one she would have gone out of her way to help you. Hang in there anon, you'll find the right one. >has wife who has stuck with me through three mental breaks.
>>65156178>the oneWhat are we, women now?
>>65155805Do they fall for really good dick? Because that's literally the one thing that keeps women interested in me, and it lasts roughly 2-3 weeks.
i honestly wouldnt want a /k/ wifegun people are annoying in general tbqh
>>65156367Yeah, I just want a wife that won't make a huge fuss over me having and buying more guns and ammo. Preferably cool enough to carry one herself but I don't need to shack up with a fellow firearms autist
>>65156371ill just expose her to them slowly, starting with normie-friendly stuff like 22s and manually operated shit. slowly working up to grenade launchers etc. over the years. like boiling a frog
>>65155666>I did get a really thorough history about Hungarian history though and how everything was actually invented by Hungarians except for some things, which were invented by people with Hungarian ancestry or were secretly Hungarian.For some reason literally every Balkan country believes this about their specific nation (Hungary is often considered "honorary Balkan").
>>65155971Funny I was about to ask the same thing.
>>65155666She was wife material, because hungarians aren't slavict. HungarianAlso, demonic trips, good dubs
>>65155374Requesting the greentext of the anon fucking his sister pls
>>65155666For me it was>BulgarianCompletely traumatised me towards intercourse, but tbf she was my first time. She was very high manteinance and required near constant bending over backwards and constant attention to prove you cared, but otherwise pleasant. My best friend had a half decade long crush towards her and it totally wasn't worth it to squander our friendship over her>polishSweet and caring despite being from a broken home and having a total bitch of a mother. Very exuberant sexuality. We'd hook up in the uni bathrooms and she really wanted to peg me. Was into igorr, yaoi, and adventure time>SerbianKind of a high functioning autist. Obsessed with final fantasy games and into star wars to a lesser extent. She was performative funny the way pudgy girls have to be in school since the alternative is to be an outcast femcel. Only thing that really got a raise out of her was the slightest implication that what Serbian did in yugoslavia in the 90s was fucked up and evil
